Did Musk just fucking trademark SEXY?

Why do only American manufacturers have a sense of humour?

>just
he's been trying to get it trademarked since like 2013 hasn't he? its not gonna happen though.

yeah
Them other manufactures don't know how to act

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>see gullwing doors on the Y
>it's another fucking cucksover

I swear to fucking god, if the Roadster successor doesn't have gullwing doors. Well at least I hope the Roadster 2 will have the lightning fast acceleration of the P100D, but actually built for fast overall acceleration and not 0-60. I wanna see what kind of highway pulls an EV could do.

>>17665495
>when the ceo is literally a neet with autistic tendencies

>>17665591
>roadster
>gullwing
Hmmm...

>>17665495
The model X is such a piece of shit.

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Musk is the madman we need.

>>17665495
Yeah, just like how King trademark "Candy".

>>17666137
When do we break the news he's got a spare chromosome in the trunk?

fuck musk, he is a meme machine. I cant say I don't respect the guy, he backs winners and knows how to market like a true G but for fuck sake will the media take their tongue out his arse. He's not a scientist stop treating him like one.
Also he took the name tesla for his company when he is blatantly an Edison.

>>17666216
Saw my first tesla on Friday, model X. The cunt driving, in peak traffic no less, thought it the best idea in the world to drive 80% slower than everyone in terms of acceleration, leaving fuckhuge gaps for low throughput light phases. In what would have normally let in 15-20 cars only let in 4 because of this massive asshole. Wouldn't even wind down his window to chat when I walked up after the 3rd set of lights in this manner.

Fucking mpg faggot in an eCar, never thought I'd see the day.

>>17666130

>try to pull funny shit like this all through highschool, college, and my jobs
>always get slapped down by authorities telling me to "act professional"
>CEO of a big company does this shit
>everyone loves it

Remember, it's only ok to act autistic/eccentric if you have money.

>>17666702

Or skills.

>>17666674
>>17666137
>their car doesn't hold the door above the car with electromagnetism when they get in
wew

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>"gullwing doors are brilliant, they don't need any space for opening at all"
>proceeds to break
>meanwhile in minivan country decades ago
What is it with that fucking brand and marketing absolutely terrible fucking ideas and unnecessarily complicated engineering as genius innovations? The best engineering is the simplest engineering that gets the task done.

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>>17665508
>"sexy"
>humor

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>>17666925
Sir, your autism is showing. We need you to head immediately back to /b/ and remain there till you have grown up a little.

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>>17666749
Here's what it looks like on smaller cars. Sliding doors only work in minivans.

>>17666749
Literally the apple of cars, what did you expect?

>>17666137
>>17666674
>>17666742
I meant a successor to the roadster, which would be a two door, performance oriented EV sports car. Think JEE TEE ARU to the Skyline.

But of course you're going to gloss over some technicality and not see the bigger picture HURRR >MIATAS >ROOFS WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS LELELELELELWL

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>>17667176
Looks fine to me. I'd also be okay with more of pic related if it were reliable.

>>17665591
>Roadster 2 gets released
>200k$

>>17668043
for a 2.0 sec 0-60 200k won't be that bad. Id imagine 120k for it tho

>>17668057
Muh 0-60 times

>>17668072
reminder that 0-60 is the only relevant day to day metric

>>17667176
But that looks cool as fuck?

>>17668076
no no, don't you remember? being able to drive 600 miles without having to stop is. Or is it getting an amazing time on the Nürburgring? I can never remember. These only-relevent-metrics keep changing.

>>17668076
what are lateral g forces

>>17668102
>buy car and shitpost about how fast it is
>can't hoon it for more than 10 seconds

A-at least I can post cool 0-60 times