American bing/o/

>boomers on Harleys

>>17664070
I see those commonly enough even here, and as such its not all that exclusively american in my head - but it will be there if I can't find anything better

>>17664080
I guess. How about a rat rod or "no fucks given" type car?

free square should be crossovers

>old person driving a '90s Buick/Oldsmobile/Cadillac
>rolling dumpster/ashtray driven by trailer trash
>ghetto family driving a nee car with an expired 60-day tag

>>17664063
a car accident

>>17664112
>>rolling dumpster/ashtray driven by trailer trash
Make that a turd gen F-body or Foxbody.

Hihg speed lane splitting

>>17664063
Some weird dodge stratus? Is that a Roush? Does it have direct injection?

cruising in the passing lane 10 below limit

>>17664063
Late 90s Toyota with the wheel covers missing and a "buzzy" exhaust note
Kia anything with dents/scratches/replacement bodywork
That guy who passes you on the right and then drives 20 mph under the speed limit in your lane
Subaru owned by a faggot

>>17664063
>45 min from Waco
Bro come hang with me in Austin

>>17664114
>>17664112
>>17664141
>>17664143
None of these are remotely exclusively american tho

>>17664138
Those are memes, not stereotypes

>>17664063
>niggers in cadillacs
>old geezers in lincolns
>faggots in miatas
>vapers in subarus
>dykes in outbacks
>dykes in priuses
>literal cuckolds in priuses
>cars with horn hood ornaments owned by texan richfags
>energy drink bros in mustangs
>rednecks in turd gen camaros

>amerifats getting shot during a traffic stop

>"AM I BEING DETAINED?"

>>17664165
sovereign citizens :^)

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obese people on scooters out on the sidewalk or worse

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>>17664157
>cars with horn hood ornaments owned by texan richfags
this, add fluffy dice too

>>17664192
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>>17664192
Aw shit, that one I need - good one

>>17664063
>lifted 4x4 diesel truck with way too many custom mods on it aka The Brodozer

Dodge truck driver with oakleys, black flat brimmed meme ball cap, and a tap out shirt. +1 for browning buck mark window sticker

>>17664063
When you come here, don't tell people you drive a hilux, tell people you drive a tacoma

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>>17664281
Look at the top left corner

>>17664308
Thats one exact guy in my hometown; maroon 90's diesel RAM, lifted, 33 mud tires that have barely seen gravel, flat brim cap, wife beater, cargo pants and rolling coal at any opportunity

>>17664063
prius with an obama-biden or hillary bumper sticker

>>17664063
>nigger playing obnoxiously loud rap music

Perhaps in Texas it'll be Mexicans and mariachi.

>vehicle that has very obviously been driving on the spare donut for a long time
>"FEAR THIS" sticker
>Calvin pissing on something sticker
>"Texas tilt" Silverado (squatted. bonus points for bald Nitto Mud Grapplers)
>window unit A/C taped into a window of a vehicle

>>17664063

mattress secured to a minivan by string.

>>17664338
>COEXIST bumper stickers

i dunno if libshits put these on all their vehicles or not in yurope

>>17664063
Soccer moms driving chevy suburban or similar

>>17664070
Who else drives Harleys exactly?

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>>17664338
bernie sticker on econobox

>toll booth
>roadkill on side of road
>car with clear tape where window is supposed to be
>biker in the road
>Mexicans driving an SUV with temporary Pennsylvania plates

>>17664373
>bernie sticker plus mixed race couple driving for bonus points

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>>17664063

Spotless pickup truck that only uses 10% of its utility.

>>17664063
- hebrew people in siennas, oddyseys
- hot hatches, low end muscle cars with food delivery signs owned by young/failed males
- middle aged bald men in corvettes

Browning sticker

>>17664386
Something happened on the day he died...

>>17664384
better yet, white couple with a mulatto baby that is the wife's son

>>17665090
>t. florida man

>>17665148
actually, a shameful midwestern.
wanna trade places?

Boomer woman in a v6 Mustang or Camaro.

>>17665158
sure, I'm from a meme country in South America called Uruguay lel

>>17665229
said the american
fucking niggers
thank God I live in a 88% white country

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>>17664157

>niggers/old geezers in cadillacs
>niggers/old geezers in lincolns

fix'd

>>17664063

>pooinloo cars aka Land Rover/Jaguar

>>17665380
>old nig has a CT6
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE those were supposed to be Cadillac's return to the white man

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>>17665386

>triggered in the notorious racist imageboard, 4chan

boo hoo

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>>17665397
>Cadillac's return to the white man

you mean old white man.

>>17664063
>v6 muscle cars
>trucks modded to be nonfunctional

>>17665406
>v6
>muscle cars
pick one

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>>17665397
>those were supposed to be Cadillac's return to the white man

nahh dat is our rad noa

>>17665447
I don't mind niggers in Escalades, but the CT6 is on par with European vehicles except for not offering a vee ate yet

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>>17665454
>CT6 is on par with European

You want a german-wannabe caddy? Pathetic

>>17665469
>a german-wannabe caddy
I never said that
I was saying that it's not second-class anymore. I like the CT6 interior more than the S class, 7er or A8.

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>>17665483
>interior

it looks ok to me. not better than german ones.

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>>17665541
lel, you're delusional
this is the trash Mercedes is offering

>>17665541
hhhnnnnggggggg
I never thought I'd say this, but I want a caddy now

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>>17665609

The interior of E-class looks more classy than CT6.

What about CT6's actual rival, S-class interior?

>>17665649
>all that gaudy shit
>oval wheel
>2 arm wheel
nah, I'll take the Caddy
plus the CT6 starts at 54k, that's E class terrritory
the projected CT8 will compete with the S

>>17665649
nice washing machine, where do the clothes go?

>>17665665
>projected CT8

I heard it is scrapped.

>>17665665
>>17665641
>>17665609

samefags

>>17665672
>samefags
nice delusion

>>17665672
I only posted >>17665641 you fucking faggot

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>>17665672
>there can't possibly be more than one person who genuinely likes Cadillac in /o/
this is what krautcuck fangirls believe

>>17664063
If you swing through Waco, look out for the guy in a bubba'd Camaro. It's lifted on about 40 inch mud tires. Also look out for the hot rod 50's era Chebby pickup that spits flames.

He's going to middle-of-fucking-nowhere East-Central Texas people, not goddam Detroit. Pickups and rednecks er'rywhere.

>>17665713
>bubba'd
what did the burger mean by this?

Giant tuck that goes out of its way to tailgate you
Truck that has a american flag on the back of it and has tons of pro gun shill

>>17665723
Niggerrriged/Jerryrigged/Shoddily modified.

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The not so elusive Niggermobile

>>17664347
Nope, they put "welcome rapefugees" stickers, but generally not on cars. Bumper stickers are rare here.
And liberals in europe are the classic liberals (as in liberty/freedom). We call the retards leftie goat-wool-socks-wearing welfare queens.
Our "extreme right" isn't much better though. They're also welfare queens, but they are butthurt they have to share their benefits with jamal. Just as much a commie as a leftie

>>17665229
>>17665347
>>17665386
>>17666962
boo hoo

>>17666962
I'm not a republican dipshit, I don't have anything against the dutch royal family. Plus those republicans in my country also want higher benefits.
I'm a liberal, which in my country means I want less governmetal babysitting. They went so overboard with job security that you can barely be hired as a oneman company (ie. freelance equivalent) because a company might be exploiting temporary contracts.
Only thing that the government should take over from the private sector is health insurance, that only became shittier and more expensive after they privatised it. But for this your back to /pol/ accurate. heq health insurance was put in place by Hitler, one of the few good things to come forth of the occupation.
Our current government did pretty well to avert more economic migrants (the rapefugees) coming here, they now have a policy to give them only basic housing and food. Seeing how they come to europe for the free money, we've become pretty unpopular. Our pm was even called a racist by amnesty int for saying that the refugees were not welcome if they discriminate women and gays.

>>17667035
tldr:
The world is bigger than the us, and in the us many political terms had their meaning changed.
I don't mind paying health insurance or income insurance for the first months after losing your job, but socialist retards that want money without working for it can fuck off.

>>17667067
fuck off nigger

Look for totally stock 4 door jeeps driven by white suburban moms that have never been driven off the highway

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>>17664157
>>cars with horn hood ornaments owned by texan richfags
Fucking fabolous

>>17664338
>>17664347
Those are great, thanks

>>17664378
>temporary Pennsylvania plates
Do explain

>>17667618
Thats pretty much any Jeep here that isn't an old Cherokee or a new Wrangler Rubicon

>>17667618
>4 door jeeps
wtf, is this a thing in America?
here there's no 4 door jeeps that I know of

>>17667806
diesel truck rolling coal on Prius drivers or cyclists

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>>17667840
They don't have those in yurop?

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People with fucked up spare tires

>>17668174
that's not a 4 door

>>17668208
yea i hope you're not going full semantic about the trunk

>>17668276
>semantic
It's not "semantics"
there's a huge difference between a 4 door and a 5 door, specially if it isn't a 5 door sedan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_czsDNK9pg

>>17668288
hnnnggggg nice legs

Are donk cars mostly american?
don't forget the ones that have frosted flakes or cheetos/[insert consumer food product]s vinyl wraps too

>>17670950
oh noticed donk on the bingo, but the wrap could be its own thing

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>>17664373
>driving home
>pass pulled over car
>shitty Mercury Grand Marquis
>gas cap open
>dents everywhere
>"billionaires can't buy Bernie" bumper sticker
>effeminate driver getting a talkin' to by 7 foot tall muscle bound state trooper

>>17665148
>live in Florida
>drive hatch
>young male
Fugg

>>17665672
>I heard it is scrapped
Its "on hold"
>GM engineering employee.

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>>17664063
DESU my guy you won't see much beyond shitty American econoboxes and trucks in Limestone, Freestone, Navarro and Brazos counties. If you want to see the meme tier american car culture go to Houston or take the backroads up to Oak Cliff.

Also add swangaz to your bingo card

how about a lease mobile with a german plate lol

>>17671334
swangaz are just a houston thing, hardly deserves a spot on american bingo

>>17671059
Wow, thanks anon
I didn't know we had insiders in /o/. I really hope it becomes real some day, the CT6 is already amazing.

>>17671334
Thats my "fear" aswell, but we will however be visiting Waco - do you have any idea what I might find there?

>>17674215
memorials of martyrs shot by the tyrannical government

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>>17674215
a beta cuck who got divorced by MEW, probably one of the most beautiful women in the world
poor guy, he'll never be able to love anymore

>>17674215
>>17674241
btw he's from Austin, not Waco, but it's still Texas

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>>17671059

>GM engineering employee.
>that meme

My uncle works at Nintendo and he said Raiden will be a playable character in the next Super Smash Brothers.

>>17674241
kys retard

>>17674276
hit a nerve?
I was a MEWtist too but now that she revealed herself as a roastie I dropped her

>>17664080
Should go to Amarillo instead. Go on Route 66 and eat at the Big Texan. Cadillac ranch, all that shit.

Also Bill's backyard classics

>>17674284
>alphonse
>having waifus
found the newfag

>>17674268
>My uncle works at Nintendo and he said Raiden will be a playable character in the next Super Smash Brothers.
kek

>>17674276
ban evasion