my car is being bullied what do i do :(

>>17659406
Release the air from his tire

>>17659406

Looks like there is tons of space to me

Take his windshield wipers off, 90% chance he prob wont notice and the next time it rains he'll be fucked

>>17659406
throw your empty trash into the bed of his truck

>>17659406
put a bumper sticker on his truck that says "I love to suck cock"

>>17659505

Hah that's clever.

>>17659517
Hah that's clever

Put a sticker of emilia from re zero on it

>>17659505
If you just take the little rubber strip there's a 99.9% chance he won't notice.

>>17659535
Hah that's clever.

>>17659537
I like this even better

>>17659537
Guffaw, that's intelligent.

>>17659406
pour sugar into his gas tank

>>17659535
Fucking savage

Call the police.

>>17659537
god it would scratch the hell out of is windshield too and he might have to get it replaced

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>>17659406
time to dump money into it. paint it blue, get some vinyl stickers like the racing livery, and drop ini one of the newer EJ turbo engines.

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>>17659594
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>>17659483
guys he brought backup
but hes not allowed to bring friends!

>>17659630
Ive always wanted to unbolt somebodies wheels without taking the wheel off, just loostening every bolt on a wheel, try that.

>>17659643
That's attempted murder

>>17659505
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>>17659603

get out bus riders

>>17659667
More than likely, just stick to the windshield wipers OP

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>>17659673
no u

>>17659643
As if your nu-male arms can untorque a truck lug nut

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>>17659630
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>>17659682
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17659704
IS MY CAR GONNA BE RAPED

>>17659685
I would try a few times and end up getting fucking pissed and filled with hormones that ill just piss on his truck, worth a try though.

>>17659704
Maybe...... they just want to play?

>>17659704
SHOW NO FEAR

>>17659721
>>17659722
guys help me!

poor little sissy japboi

>>17659406
Jizz on his door handle

>>17659667
>attempted
not if you do it right

>>17659730
Slash all 4 tires there apart of an evil system and you have to stand up to them.

>>17659406
hey wait a second isn't this the ditchbaru?

>>17660290
Yeah, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

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>>17660357
yeah

>>17659406
looks like normal parking to me.

>>17659406
>my car is being bullied what do i do

In the future, don't park in front of a garage doorway since you are blocking it. If there was a fire, the occupants might need to open it and move tools or machinery out of the building. But they can't since you are blocking the exit door.

In the future, wash and wax your car so that it totally outshines his truck.

>>17660438
Are you a blue collar manual labor worker?

>>17660438

Why the fuck is there a buck casually walking around???

>>17660896
>his city doesn't have casual buck

>>17660896
Because they live in the area and have no preconceptions of where they should and shouldn't be?

>>17659630
>>17659704
>anon owns multiple large trucks and a fucking drone

>>17659685
is that projection I smell?

>>17661016
you're just having a stroke, rest in piss man

>>17660835
That building is empty. We use the loading Bay as a parking lot

>>17660848
Yeah kinda

>>17660896
The dear are pretty casual around here

>>17660944
Lmoa

hmm

>>17659685
Ever heard of leverage

>>17659704
TRUCKED

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>>17659704
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>>17659704
Wait a second, there is another car to the right of bully truck. Must be a spectator.

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>>17659406
>parked face in

>>17664635
In China i believe it is required by law to reverse park as it is safer.

>>17665438
That seems incredibly ironic

>>17665438
Now if only they could make Chinese drivers safer.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b88_1486001318

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>>17665438
>In China
in everywhere that has to meet any safety standards actually
>emergency
>everybody trying to back out
>everybody ded

>>17660835

so use a forklift to move the car?

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>>17659535
Why would you want to put best girl on a filthy pickup truck

>>17671265
Felix is best girl

>>17660896
>Why the fuck is there a buck casually walking around???
Not OP, but my city has deer inside its city limits too. They live in those greenbelt areas where no residential or business construction occurs. In a lot of cases, they are the brush and weed areas under freeways built on concrete towers along hillsides, on the sides of cliffs and edges near cliffs, and of course river areas. The deer live in those confined areas but come out during the day or night to eat our plants and shrubbery!!! <--- three exclamations are normally verboten on 4chan, but the deer have wrecked two of my prize hibiscus shrub/trees. The lazy deer ate most of the foliage or pulled down limbs from one side. Thus the shrubs or shrub/trees are very unbalanced with about 2/3 of the leaves on one side. Thus they would fall over but I braced them. The deer don't seem to be repelled enough by that deer spray. They just keep eating.

>>17665438
>In China i believe it is required by law to reverse park as it is safer.
Here in the USA, I have to park nose-in to avoid expensive damage. Lots of people are sloppy at backing out of a parking spot and can hit the corner of your car as they back out. If I had reverse parked, that damage would occur to my front corners where the expensive headlight bezels are. No way can I let those get mangled.

I also park nose-in because I have no "bumper" in front but I do have a rear bumper. Sure, we all know there is a metal bar bumper in front, but what I meant was that the first thing someone backing out hits is my front fascia. The metal bar is quite a few inches behind the fascia. There is metal in front of the bumper but it is mostly bent and shaped metal to hold up the fascia and front decor of the car.

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>>17671337
>tfw lazy deer unbalance two of your prized hibiscus trees

>>17659704
TRUCKED

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>>17671337
I'm op
this is my city.

>>17672318
it got californicated?

>>17672804
If by that you mean Californians WILL NOT stop immigrating here and are turning us into another California after abandoning their sinking ship of a state then yes

>>17659406
2 step antilag.

>>17671337
>not shooting every deer that steps foot on your property and getting weeks of free meat with each one