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Brit/o/ - happy campers edition

A thread for the British denizens of /o/.

Brit/o/ Garage: https://www.brit-o.co.uk/

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Upcoming Brit/o/ Events:

1 MORE SLEEP!!!
!!!Ultimate Street Car (USC)!!!
What: A car show where loads of chavs show up and show off their Limited Edition Corsas and financed Golfs on airbags. Also drag-racing, live music, and pole dancing.
Where: Santa Pod Raceway (Northamptonshire)
When: 4th-6th August 2017

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Recent Happenings:

All has been quiet since the last touge meet (which was a massive success by the way, wish you'd been there)

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Threads are a rarity as we mostly hang out in our own dedicated Slack chat, though we will be trying to get threads up more regularly. If you want to be added to the slack, just post up your email (it can be a throwaway), and you'll be invited in. We do actually discuss things of an automotive nature, don't fear. It's not all degeneracy.
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>>17654672
F I R S T F O R A N I M E
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USC HYPE
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USC is gonna be fun fun fun but I fear the toilets will be set on fire >:(
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Second for triggering JDMfags
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How many from brit/o are going?
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>>17654708
Many.
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>>17654708
Roughly 20-25 people, probably slightly more, its set to be our biggest meet yet
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so this XXX tent at USC? Do I get to see Britain's finest whores? and what are the chances I get tugged?
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>>17654708
Just you and me :^)))))
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Just bought my ticket. If youre looking for the brit/o/ camp locate the riciest micra with the blown out back box.
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>>17654722
The performers are Stacey Lacey and Brooklyn Blue. Neither are fantastic examples of our people but when you're pissed up and have just been turned down by the Belgian trap they'll do for wank material
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excite!
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who's gonna crash on the M1 on the way back from ulimate shit car then? there's always one.
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https://youtu.be/yUKZw5Uu8tA

I hope we meet Braden
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Bois
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>>17654681
nonce
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>>17654912
Waifu Force IX is on route big man, wanna keep talking trash on anime?
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>>17654912
REMOVE TRIPFAG
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>>17655061
Aye wee man

>state of animenonces

>>17655065
>posts on my blog
>complains about me
State of anonynonces.
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everyone knows anime adds +5bhp to your car.
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ONE MORE SLEEP
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>>17655077
Fuck off young, this is a mature meet for mature people
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>>17655090
Alright grandad, just don't forget to take your pills.
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What's the group going like?
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>>17655133
Entirely black and Asian, 5'5 and below, no one above a 3/10 except for the sharp faced one who gets a 3.1
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>>17655136
>Entirely black and (((Asian)))
Tbf it's mostly fat kids and the odd token nigger so if you don't fall into that category there is literally no point in going.
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>>17655144
We do a white meet but unfortunately this one is POC only. You're welcome to come to the next one.
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>>17655150
As if I'd take the time out of my day to bless you with my presence in person you fat cunt.
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>>17655153
>literally wasn't invited
Ok
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Thank god nightwave died so we can actually go to meets!
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>>17655155
>not invited
>to my own meetup
Ok
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>>17655254
>???
To my own ???
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>>17655133
Largely well adjusted, although a good 50-75% are on the spectrum, a couple of traps, a chav, but more importantly we all get along well and wish to see you there buddy
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Why do people swerve dangerously in and out of motorway lanes? I see it all the time.

I was taught it's safest to stick to the middle lane. The slow lane is full of lorries and the fast lane has people driving at silly speeds so the middle lane is where it's at for most people. If you sit at 70 in the middle lane all the time then it doesn't upset anyone.
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>>17655262
This is my general, hence all Preuße/o/ (Brit/o/) meet ups are pretty much fan meets, my fan meets.

What are you struggling to comprehend?
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>>17655278
low quality bait tripfags please leave
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>>17655269
Traps?
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>>17655288
(((traps)))
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>>17655285
What do you mean?

I own multiple Brit/X/ generals and have so for a long time.

The only somewhat relevant Brit generals that I do not own are /Brit/ and Brit/feel/ since they are utter trash, beyond saving.
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>>17655292
>I own multiple generals
really activating my almonds here>>17655292
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>>17655305
>anonymongs
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>>17655312
>being this self important
God you might even be worse than the nightwave owner
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>>17655278
Literally who the fuck are you, and why are you on /o/? Go back to /pol/ for sod's sake.

You don't own shit mate. I've been doing the /brit/ threads on /o/ for a while now.

Sod off and have a wank over Corbyn or something.
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>>17655312
Fucking state of you car fags, I could easily average 130mph
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>>17655332
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>>17655455
>asks who am I despite revealing that he knows who I am in his post
Who are you?
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>>17655459
not in his 2000gt he couldn't
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>>17655538
mate I'd batter you like fish and chips and then be on yer mam like gravy
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>>17655538
Fucking state of you car fags, I could easily average 130mph
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>>17655569
Fuck off

>>17655583
You'll do fuck all little man

>>17655589
> I could easily average 130mph
Yes I could, something you public transport fags will never understand.
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>>17655605
race me on the touge fgt then lets wrestle it'll warm me up for yer nan
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>>17655622
Balmaha boatyard
05.08.17
2am

Guaranteed you won't show ya wee fanny
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>>17655605
Fucking state of you car fags, I could easily average 130mph
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Post your shitboxes queers. Too much autism; not enough car pictures.
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>>17655694
turn up in something better than a corsa b gaylord
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>>17655714
If only you weren't a complete spastic
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>>17655738
You can bring the Corsa B then and race against my cousin with downs.
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>>17655752
Stay jealous poorfag
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>>17655738
Fucking state of you car fags, I could easily average 130mph
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>>17655782
>calls people poorfags
>doesn't even earn 6 figures

lad, sometimes its just time to stop posting.
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>>17655782
Fucking state of you car fags, I could easily average 129mph
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Here's my shitbox. Took it to Scafell Pike. Very interesting roads around that area with some truly stunning views.
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>>17655842
What sort of state are you in? Can you easily average 130mph?
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>>17655869
>Can you easily average 130mph?
Where?
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how much would it cost me to come over from ireland lads, also are meets like the NA meets where all of them are minorities?
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>>17655885
Ferry from Belfast to Liverpool is pretty cheap. Dunno about southern Ireland.
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>>17655883
Balmaha boatyard
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>>17655931
Er, on that long B road? Maybe.
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>>17655811
It's like you don't even know who I am.

>tfw my car is worth more than your entire family will earn in their lifetime.

Pathetic, stay mad.
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>>17656086
So you own a £350 french car? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>17655288
They're girls, don't be a cunt
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>>17656086
I don't like your German letter, it makes you look a lot more foreign than you claim to be.
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>>17656111
Add, three zero's then times it by four, it's not french.
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Gonna be driving a van to transport the remains of a bronze age trackway from a site on Tuesday
pretty nervous, I've only spent an hour driving a van before so it'll be interesting
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>>17656963
Look bro, are you gonna play nice and participate in the car related non pol banter that is brit/o/ where everyone is welcome regardless of monetary status, age or car or are you just gonna dick measure, practice elitism while not even coming to the meets. Seems to me you're just here to stir shit but thanks for the bumps though real appreciated
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Three zeros = 000 = 0
0 x 4 = 0.

Is it a bus? Because you're clearly broke.
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>>17657284
>poorfag's pathetic attempt at banter
£350,000 x 4

>>17657221
Mostly the latter although I do plan on sparking a little life into these threads.
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>>17656086
Mohammed, this is no time or place to boast about your benefits.
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>>17657402
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>>17657412
>its a nobody who thinks hes important on the internet edition!
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>>17657442
>coping this hard
Stay mad little man
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>>17657412
finally somebody speaking some truth around here/
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>>17657743
Cheers.

See lads? This guy gets it.
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>>17657752
no problem mate your brit threads are the only ones I come to this site for.
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Post micras
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Shakeys May meet
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>>17654672
Ladies and Gents, I wish you all the best of times at USC! Have a great time!

Sorry I couldn't make it, and sorry i'm not posting much in Slack chat. Anxiety is a horrible thing.

Look after the Dolly, and the cute Starlets!
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>>17657937
brah just say hi we chill.
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Crack one open for me boys
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>>17658043
Cold ones will be cracked in your honour friend
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>>17657937
Definitely say hi mate. We're all chill and I'll dedicate a cold one to you
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>replying to the brit/thot/
You lads should know better.
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Great general, have a bump
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>early bois ringing me non stop
I'm nearly there fuck
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Did you all make it?
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ultimate shitheap is this weekend?

Also someone get a pic of stacey lacey, i want to see how much rougher she looks in real life.
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Drink a cold one for the bois that couldn't make it

Enjoy it fellas
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