What car would you use to cross 'the zone'?

Something with a short wheelbase so I can make a really tight U-turn.

Something that was cheeki but also a little breeki

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Probably better mileage than anything on 4 wheels in the zone, and i can shoot at shit 360

>>17648141

get out of here stalker

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>>17648036
I've played enough S.T.A.L.K.E.R to know whats up

>driving on a road that probably has at least one anomaly per 10 miles that will instantly kill you and you won't see coming
you idiots, you dumdums

Pickup with a bed full of bolts.

>>17648252
Keep your eyes open idiot and dont drive through the mirage

>>17648307
>rain, fog, etc
>having to deal with other people setting up ambushes for your car because you're an idiot driving on a road
>constantly wanting to piss because you're chugging vodka to stay safe
it's really not a good option friend

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perkele

Literally an armored car. Bonus points if it has NBC protection.

Probably a Lada Niva, you see enough left behind in the zone so parts will be fine. Sirodovitch could prolly sort me out with some dank alloys to impress any babes from Clear Sky aswell.

If we're talking about the exclusion zone, literally anything. It's not remotely dangerous assuming you avoid eating plant life or something.

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through the redzone

>>17648356
>what's poppin slav?

Stratos or a Quattro

Rally the fuck out of there

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OPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4-1ZRwYqik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFYRpYJVYpw

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>>17648392
>Not taking the supreme coвeтcкий Group B car
Garbage taste.

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Everything posted before this is objectively wrong.

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>>17649975
You're wrong.

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LAV-III

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my own car

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My car.

https://youtu.be/nf6ON6pbDDA

Good enough for Jeremy, good enough for me.

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>>17648036
I need more rally lights

>>17648316
>I finally put my satsuna together
>it catches on fire the first time I turn it on
JUST

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>>17648036
A Hearse, because i'm just gonna fucking die anyway.

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>>17648036
This and I'd listen to this
https://youtu.be/qQvwxmsRM64

Something with a HEPA cabin filter

>>17648141
I think it's better to have equal parts of cheeki to breeki.

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If at all possible, not a car (because pic related or similar), or even a truck, but an M1 Abrams, because it can be re-fueled with vodka, and breekis/krovosos won't cut right through the armor. Just hope you don't happen upon some мoнoлит carrying a Gauss rifle

Good luck when running into psevdogigant, or into nearly-invisible Whirligig, Vortex, or Springboard anomolies though. Canned Rookie to eat for weeks...at least it's not Tourist's Delight again

Now, this does leave a few questions: do we have to worry about the Cotton? Rusty Hair? Witches' jelly? Electric minefields? Do Tesla anomalies give chase to large, metallic moving objects? There are far too many variables here

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BRDM-2

with some speakers and a bong blaring some freedom radio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FzuK1SyaOY&index=1&list=PLy2WaakOLt24tbbCCeGRqweelQV9GkPe-

>>17648039
Oopaaaaa!

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easy

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T-90 tank is the only option

https://youtu.be/NppABJ9kUV4

>>17650667
kek
imagine being inside that T-90 tank

>>17650680
don't they still wear padded helmets or caps for that reason, or did they ditch that after Afghanistan?

>>17648141
Пpaвильнo cooтнoшeниe нyжeн 3 чacти Чики и 1 чacть Бpики

>>17648039
Ooпaaaaaa

>>17648036
I'd put a saddle on you, OP and ride you.

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>>17648036
This
whilst blasting this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fro6je9L5kg

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AMC eagle

It's a jeep but cooler

>>17648036
>>17648207
I didn't expect patrician kino on /o/

>>17651049
1958 Land-Rover 88'' Series II

I just discovered this:
http://www.imcdb.org/

Internet Movie Cars Database

What the hell are you guys talking about?
Is this a movie/videogame reference?

>>17651103
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalker_(1979_film)

One of the best films ever made.

>>17651107
Oh, I see. Things are much more clear now

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this filled about 3/4 full of gas leaving that extra space to allow vapor for a nice fireball if SHTF

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>>17648036
With a cute girl optimally.