What are the things in the middle of the seats for?

Sharts

>>17647704
Catheter port that stores the piss that will be leaving you once you drive it at full speed.

I'm gonna ruin the fun and actually tell you.

They're the seatbelt buckles

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>>17647895
No, he's talking about the scrotal vents.

>>17647704
ballsack cleansers
slot your ballsack in and the rod extended out from the crankshaft dusts them

Built in fleshlights so you can have an orgasm while going 200mph.

ball coolers

They stuff small Thai ladybois in the seat and that hole is for their hand to extend out of and tickle your gooch and butt hole.

They're telescoping dildos for Stacy and Stacy's mom.

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>>17647895
Then what are these filthy liar

>>17647704
They are seat height adjusters.

>>17648164
Is this really what they are? I can not, to this day, get a straight answer.

>>17648183
Yes it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNucu-U19nY

Go to 0:19

>>17648190
Ah finally now I can die in peace.

in the event of an accident these babies shoot right up into your asshole to give you a little bit of extra protection.

>>17648327
You are not even funny.

>>17647704
>What are the things in the middle of the seats for?
Seat adjust controls. This is a symptom of style over performance. Having such an interface means the entire seat surface is no longer contiguously soft. The metal and leather junction also allows dust and any grime to collect and eventually mold and bacteria will grow in that tube structure through the seat.

Furthermore, one of the advantages of a leather seat is that it is easy to clean. That hole in the seat lets any liquids or sex juices sink down. It becomes harder to clean.

theyre scrot fans

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Why stop there? Even if they adjust the seat height they could also cool off your balls or massage them.