MY FUCKING SIDES

>>17637540
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAGGAAAHAHAGAGHAHAGAGA

>>17637540
(You)

>>17637540
where the fuck is the tach, and the odometer

>>17637540
If i fart while on the seat will i leave stains eventually?

"You talkin shit? I'mma start myself up and drive through your house while you sleep at night." Tesla

>>17637601
Top left corner of the display
>tach
For what, the engine it doesn't have?

>>17637601
>tach
>electric car

>>17637540
Oh cool is this the new civ.. oh

Man that looks fucking barren as shit. Teslas have no fuckin' soul.

>>17637605
It would be extremely stainful

>>17637635
they're like microwaves

>>17637646
Except microwave are useful

>>17637646
Except microwaves don't cost 35k

>faggot tablet instead of a proper MFD
Why?
Why would you do this?

You would've thought they could've at least angled that display towards the driver. Or put it on a swivel.

>>17637540
The most embarrassing thing is that this car is RWD unlike /o/'s FWD shit boxes

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>>17637540
When I first saw this I thought it was some photoshop caricature of what the dash of future cars will look like.

If this is the future, I'll happily stick with the past until it falls apart.

lmao @ all the autists losing their shit ITT

>>17637697
FWD drivers should be limited to discussing diesel trucks, snow tires and japcrap

>>17637540
Elon is trying to kill cars by making them tasteless. We can't let that happen.

icefags btfo

>>17637731
>t. blind Tesla fanboy

>>17637731
Everyone's laughing, I hope you are too or I feel genuinely sorry for you

>>17637638
fucking kek

>>17637605
No, the collapsible anal plug integrated into the seat plugs itself into your ass when you start the engine (whatever that means for EVs).

>>17637797
They call it the faggot drain plug, you screw it in with your anus to disable the safety lock

>>17637638
Fucking kek

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>>17637540
A FUCKING TOUCHSCREEN

I bet the monitor hurts your eyes at night

>>17637540
>people paid for this years in advance

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>$40K for a tablet with wheels

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>>17637638

>>17637540
This is why everyone will pay $5000 for the interior upgrade package. No car will actaully sell at the $35K price. They'll all be in the $49K and up range because:

a. 5K interior upgrade
b. 5K driving automation (stay in lane, autocruise, etc)
c. 3K driving automation upgrades
d. Improved battery range upgrade
e. Other upgrades or annual subscription fees

>>17637540
>literally just how a kid draws a car interior with a laptop JB-welded to the center
jesus fucking christ this is like the fucking dale car scam-tier

>>17638782

Is Elon Musk the ultimate jew?

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>>17637540
Yea well, at least their screen doesnt look like a $30 android tablet is glued to the dash, thats more ipad pro and duct tape.

>>17637540
Where the fuck is the aux cord plugin for my damn eurobeat seeing as how I can't listen to the sweet sound of the exhaust

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>>17637540

>And then Anon showed up for on date in a Tesla model 3!

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>>17637732
>not liking Fast Wheel Drive

>>17638830
Your main complain is that you cant see a 3.5mm hole?
>>17638833
>Implying women know anything about cars

>>17638827

I saw one of these at work the other day, I actually did a double take because I thought someone had just stuck a tablet to their dash.

Absolutely disgusting.

Where's the cigarette lighter?

Where's the AUX cord?

Where's the USB plugs?

>>17638875
Its even worse in real life, it wobbles around constantly when driving, its not touchscreen and this is on most mercedes cars including a $200k G wagon.

>>17638889
In the glovebox, centre console, or hidden away like every modern car.

>>17637624
>>17637625
because electric motors don't spin? lol you dumb

>>17638849
They know that your nerd-minivan without door handles isn't cool.

>>17638837
That kid is creepy

>>17637601
>>17639000
Why do you need to know how fast the electric motor is spinning? There's no gears. That is as useful as knowing how many times the wheels spin in a given amount of time

>>17639093
Why do you need to know how fast the engine of an automatic car is spinning?

>>17639093
I wanna know, okay? Why do a lot of cars have temp gauges? It could just be replaced with a warning if the engine gets too hot or something...

>>17639108
Fucking this. Thanks homie.

>>17639197
I'm a simple man. I like knowing whats going on in my car. If I could have a gauge for my headlight bulb life I would get it.

>>17638891
>It's not touch screen
Is that a joke

>>17639197

all you have to do is some basic math to figure out the circumference of the wheel, how many revolutions it goes per minute, and that will give you your answer to how fast the motor is spinning.

because it doesn't have any gears

>>17639208
if you could see all that was going on in your tesla you'd need at least 10 screens. seven for each camera, then three for the gobs of data that they produce. If you opt in, your tesla sends about 4 gigs of data to tesla each month

>>17639228
>at least 10 screens. seven for each camera, then three for the gobs of data that they produce
this would be optimal if it wasnt screens but small analog gauges minus the camera ones

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>>17639256
most of the available data wouldn't be very interesting.

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>>17639208
Here is your car dash, you simple man

>>17637540
Looks like a cheap disney land ride fake pedals and fake wheel

>>17639275
/comfy/

>>17639108
This always bamboozles me...My standard 94 S10 has no tach, but my buddys auto 1500 has a tach, for what purpose??

>>17639275
With all the shit im wiring and mounting to my truck the cab kinda looks like this

>>17637540
>it has more than one pedal

might as well through it in the trash

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>futuristic electric car
>all digital
>literally space age styled vehicle
>give it a barren interior
>and a fucking tablet to do everything

Jesus fuck, they missed a huge opportunity to make a car a lot like how the 80's portrayed them. Can you at least still get earlier Model S-es, the ones that actually look like cars somewhat?

>>17639275
I fuckin love flashy/blinkey/twirley shit like this...gets me hard as diamonds...

>>17639357
the S will always have two screens. gotta differentiate the products somehow. However, I'd put money on them rotating the S/X middle screen 90° and using the same screen as the 3 for the upcoming refresh. One common complaint is that the horizontal S/X screen isn't optimal; you have to shift your body to reach the edges. The 3 screen doesn't have that problem

>>17639381
Why can't they just have two screens; one for the dashboard and one for the infotainment? I'm not a fan of having fan/AC controls and hazard lights behind a touch screen with no tactile feedback.

>>17639275
>the positive CLICK and CLUNK all those controls make, not just a soft detent
hrrnnnggg

>>17639394
hazard light button is between the reading lights on the roof. Required by law to be an actual button.

>>17639395
my dad was once on the very first commercial flight of a new 747. Wrappings had just been taken off the seats. he asked the pilots afterwards what it was like; they said they the controls were all 'tight' and that the switches were especially switchy and klick-clacky. Must have been great

>>17639108
You don't. Why don't car manufacturers just put a nice analogue clock there instead?

>>17639448
hello 1940s chrysler

>>17639448
back before computers kept track of all that info it was a great way to manage fuel consumption.

>>17638782
>annual subscription fee just to drive the car
Anon you are describing a world i dont wish to live in
And i wouldnt even put it past them to do this

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>>17637540
Not even Felix Unger could take care of that snow white interior. I know Tesla Corp selected that color deliberately to force visual recognition of the dash, console, and seats as a canvas for options. But it shows how fugly the $35K car is without buying any of the options.

But selecting white as a color representing a canvas upon which artistry will be worked is too metaphorical for most people. Sure, elitist Tesla owners recognize metaphor. But the Model 3 is meant for non elite people. So perhaps Tesla should have held back on the metaphor.

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>>17639513
After opening the hood with no key needed, cutting that tagged loop disables the battery pack from sending a lot of current to the rest of the car.

>>17637540
Does it come in manual?

>>17637540
>the stupid fucking screen tells you the fucking door is open. The door that is literally right next to you.

so this is the most powerful tech in the world.

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so how much does this thing weigh

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>>17639763
normal weight

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My sodas

>>17639804
Still fat as all god damn hell but not as bad as I was expecting.

>>17637540
looks like a screenshot of a game with really jagged edges

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>>17639831
shitty camera will do that. here's a tesla photo of it. no official images of the white interior yet

>>17639847
>no official images of the white interior yet

imagine being this ashamed of your own product

>>17639852
well considering the white interior isn't going to be available until mid next year I'd guess that it isn't ready yet or they're just not bothering publishing photos of stuff that isn't purchasable. Like, they haven't published photos of the standard interior either, as initially the 5k upgrade interior is the only one available

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>>17639275

>yfw half of those are redundancy switches for backup systems that the pilot will never get to use unless the plane suffers catastrophic failure in which case everyone will probably die horribly anyways

>>17639860
everything has its SCE to AUX moment, anon

>>17639225
I just want my 18,000 rpm redline, okay.

>>17639539
Kek, I made the first thread about this.

>>17639108
Because lots of cars have a manual shift mode? You need a tach when using paddles.

>>17638849

They know as much as the average /o/ poster.

>>17640112
completely irrelevant if its your normal auto that will shift "to save itself" regardless of your paddle input.

>>17640175
That only happens at redline. You shift anywhere in between. By your definition manuals don't need one either because the rev limiter will kick in "to save itself".

AHAAHA

It looks like a mockup from The Onion...

>LUK AT DIS BIG FUCKIN SCREEN ITS LIKE A COMPUTAH

>>17638782
>annual subscription fees
fuck i didn't even think about this...

fuck.

>>17637646
Microwaves have more buttons

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someone edit musks face like this

>>17640190
You don't need a tach anyway
It's usefull to troubleshoot stuff but while driving it's really just for the looks

>>17637638
You're a pig guy

>>17640280
>Microwaves have more buttons
You'll have more buttons if you pay the upgrade $5000 fee for a better interior. That will add buttons to electrically control your seats so they can move in whatever directions you want. You get better and more coloured materials for the seats, dash, and interior trim.

But everyone will want to pay the upgrade fee for having a bigger battery pack. There is an upgrade fee for the Fast Charge feature too. Do you want that fast accel feature? Do you want pay above that for Ludicrous?

>>17637638
Phor ewe

>>17639275
Beautiful

>>17639470
Fuck man my mom has a lexus and they require a subscription to use the remote start feature from the app on her phone. Absolute bullshit. I, really triggered by this. First DLC on vidya and now this. Fucking greedy ass people

Where's the speedometer?

>>17641362
Just be glad doctors don't do this.

I saved your life, so I get a 5% cut from all your future earnings!.....

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>>17637540

>>17641471
Thats pretty much already a real thing in united states of burger debnts

>>17639847
>that much photoshop
>still looks like cancer

this is hands down the cheapest and ugliest interior I've ever seen

>>17641542
>photoshop

Do you honestly think that someone just draws that whole image?
It's a fucking 3d render.

>>17641545
>render
even worse

>>17639847
The new Civics interior looks better than this fucking crap. And that's a fucking $19k car vs a $35k car.

People are actually okay with this?

>>17637540
Holy shit, this looks like its straight out of a PS2 game. Im still not sure if its shooped. kek

You are now aware someone got paid fuck loads of cash to (((design))) that.

>>17639804
5 billion lithium batteries. Still lighter than a challenger.

>>17639456
Or 1970's Volvo. Or 1990's Ford.

>>17637540
someone shoop a Twingo instead of the other Tesla

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looks fine to me

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Finally I can watch cuck porn while my autonomous Tesla™ gets me to the dildo convention!

>>17639303

where do insert coins?

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>>17638827

VW UP has this as well. I just stuck a phone holder there instead.

>>17639448
>sir, do you know how fast you were going?
>yes, 2 PM

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>>17641832

The Volkswagen Golf does it better

>>17641832
this dash would look so fucking clean without that fucking LeapPad

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>>17641850
Behold the glory of the 2017 Up. Yes, the holder is factory.

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>>17641852
I've got the black dash, it's a magnet for dust but it's really nice for such a cheap car. Move Up, only option was the speaker upgrade.

>>17641876
if the glossy plastic bit was matte or some kind of cloth, it would be 10/10

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>>17641879
That one has matte white. Yes, that's literally a brand on the dashboard.

>>17641857
>Yes, the holder is factory.
this should be mandatory in all vehicles. 3rd party holders fucking suck

>>17641876
holy fucking shit how cheap are you? your model doesn't even have a leather steering wheel cover. disgusting

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>>17641989
Lowest spec. Note the goddamn manual windows.

>>17641994
next time pay a little more

>>17642005
This car was especially cheap, and it's only got 13k miles on it. Was worth a grand under the ones with a leather wheel.

Also, those force a more powerful engine and the insurers don't like that.

t. first car

>>17642005
Oh shit, that makes it sound like mine has manual windows. It doesn't, mine is mid spec. Electric windows, but you still have to reach over to the passenger side like the pleb you are.

>>17641060
>A car has option packs that cost money

No way

>>17637624
Google DC motor theory and then eat your own hat you backwards inbred fuck

>>17641994
>manual windows
>2017

nigga aint that some shit from the 80's, why are european cars so wack?

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>>17637540
Vile frenchmen did it first, and did it better.

>>17641857
>built in cellphone holder
>still no usable cup holder
Wew lad

>>17642224
Cup holder is below the stereo.

>>17642205
It's the lowest trim level on the least expensive car VW make. It's £8k and IMO the nicest car in its class. The High Up, the nicest trim level, is £11k. >>17641832 And it looks pretty nice.

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>>17641551
>The new Civics interior looks better than this fucking crap. And that's a fucking $19k car vs a $35k car.
>People are actually okay with this?

Truth. Pic related.

It really doesn't matter to people at this point. Tesla has gone full meme. They have a meme hippy product with a meme cult following CEO. They are Apple 2.0, except without the profits. They will sell a turd with their logo on it and people will praise it.

It really honestly wasn't even a tough business model to come up with. Liberals wanted to be able to virtue signal, but even the noodle-armed, plaid wearing Starbucks sippers on the left didn't want to drive fagmobiles like the Prius or the Leaf. All Tesla did was design electric cars that look like (on the exterior) actual luxury cars. Then they just meme'd them to all hell and exploited government gibs to stay afloat. Pretty simple tbqh.

>>17639804
Fake news. The powertrain warranty is 4yrs and 50k miles.

at this point I'm sure tesla's engineers are all fucking robots

>>17639847
It looks efficient. Wouldn't mind if the layout of the screen didn't feel so empty.
Heck just rotate the tablet 90° and implement a fake classic dashboard layout and that would be better than just a huge useless map and something that tells you doors are open.

*invests in oil*

>>17637724
gt86 interior is pretty nice, I like those doggle switches

>>17642313
fedora, the post

>>17642205
My car from the 80s has power windows

>>17637605
Yes. It will be loud too because there is no engine noise.

We joked about Toyota making transportation appliances... looks like Tesla has outdone em.

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>>17638782
>annual subscription fees

Touchscreens are an excuse for not hiring enough design engineers. Well placed buttons are always superior

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>$40K for an iPhone with wheels
The ultimate jew

>>17643377
Sadly, Tesla is on to something, you don't need tactile controls if the car is doing the driving for you, you can fully focus on fiddling with your spotify playlist and playing candycrush. There's no way I'd hit the tiny pause button on the touch screen of my 86 while on the touge.

>>17637601
Futureproofing for when people driving becomes illegal

>>17641732
underrated

>>17641551
>The new Civics interior looks better than this fucking crap
The new Civic interiors actually look really good. The exterior is another story.

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>>17637540
reminds me of that one shitty african car

i don't see anything wrong with it. you guys are probably just hating on it because its an EV.

Barren as fuck.
I bet the jews this to imprint the idea that sterile = good in the collective subconscious of the white race.

>>17638782
nope im getting 10k in tax returns so its gonna cost me 25k and i'm not upgrading anything. i just need something to get me from point a to point b and i'm driving.

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>>17638782
>e. Other upgrades or annual subscription fees

Elon Musk is truly a genius, Paid DLC just to drive your car without it being hacked or crashing. I hope he partners with EA for ultimate asshurt.

>>17644140
>nope im getting 10k in tax returns so its gonna cost me 25k
American logic.
Or maybe just normie logic.

>>17641888
that's a special beats edition tho

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Who's eating all these (you) 's?

>>17644155
Like with existing cars, owners had to pay an extra hefty fee to unlock the extra 15% capacity of their batteries. After paying, the company sends a signal to set some permission flags in the software.

What that means is that every one of those tesla car owners purchased the hardware and capacity. But weren't allowed access to it until they paid the extra upgrade fee to unlock the hardware and battery capacity that they had already purchased.

Welcome to the world of tesla Intellectual Property and software encryption. Can you imagine buying a Ford and the company tells you the fee to allow the governor to go above 60MPH costs $100 per year? And the additional fee to go above 70MPH costs $300 per year? And if you wanted Ford Ludicrous Mode (the ability of the computer to allow you to floor the pedal) that would cost another $300 on top of all prior upgrade fees. Welcome to Tesla. Tesla leads the way. Maybe Ford can follow.

>>17638827
is this for real?
everything looks like a 80's interior except the dash and center console

>>17644271
>everything looks like a 80's interior

Isn't it nice?

>>17639870
>18k rpm redline
>In a Tesla

It's fucking direct drive.

22" diameter wheels x 3.14 = 69.1 inches or 5.75 feet.

18k rpm would mean you're going 103,500 feet per minute, or 19.6 miles per minute.

1176 mph. A tesla at 18k rpm would be doing mach 1.5 in a fucking four door.

The current land speed record is 763 mph in a fucking jet-powered wingless airplane.

Fuck your tach, you'll be shitting your pants too hard to notice what rpm you're at.

>>17644242
The 3 has different battery packs, not just one software-limited pack. Even so, I would rather they be software limited. that way I can save money initially but unlock the extra miles in the future if I ever feel I need them. What's the problem with that?

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>>17644878
You ignored that you paid for the product in the first place. It's like going to a restaurant and you buy a steak. They cover up 20% of it and you can eat it only if you pay the extra fee. Nevertheless, you still paid for the entire steak as the restaurant gave you no physical material for free. You paid for it but you aren't allowed to eat it. You paid for it but you aren't allowed to drive that 20%.

When you do pay, tesla doesn't run out to your car to physically add more batteries. That's because you already bought the batteries in the first place.

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>>17639275

since I'm a complete retard, why does a plane need this much switches and gauges?

>>17637540
Botnet on wheels

>>17644956
yes, I payed for a limited version. that's why I saved x amount of dollars. Then if I want the feature later, I can pay x + a small premium to unlock it. That is better for the consumer and the company. it simplifies production and allows for upgrade down the road.

Your criticisms of this system have already been discussed to hell and back in the computer processor world, where the same software limiting is done. The fact of the matter is that it not anti-consumer, no matter how you put it

>>17645003
It's not anti-consumer, its just retarded.

>>17639275
Well thats too complicated! With the Tesla® Pad, you can simulate all those gauges dynamically with an atomic accuracy ratio of .001 exactly. All in one spot!

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>>17637638
my sides

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>>17644678
There's a gear reduction between the motor and drive axles dipshit. Also there's tires on the wheels, so even your own retarded "math" is wrong.

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>>17641838
>How fast were you going back there
>Eeerm, 2300 rpm?

I said tach, not Speedo

>>17637601
You'll have to buy the interior upgrade to get them probably.