What the FUCK is wrong with German naming schemes?

>>17637081
Names are irrelevant. You pay for power.

>muh GMC Jimmy

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>>17637158
>you pay for power
Name 3 German cars that give me over 400 HP for under 40k new

Sounds much better than Dodge Avenger Super Snake 50th Anniversary Hot Wheels Edition

American shit is named by kids and boomers lmao

>>17637195
He didn't say you get power for cheap. He said you pay for power.

>>17637216
As a german, no it doesnt you assmad faggot

Americans are the only ones with good names (japanese sometimes too)

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>>17637267
>xts is a sedan
>xt5 is an SUV

>>17637267
Cadillac is an exception, not the rule. That said fuck their stupid names, they sound like prefixes to Xbox live usernames

>>17637349
>Lincoln MRLS

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>>17637173
Jimmy actually has a hidden meaning behind it though. Much like how Jeep took on that name from the military designation for them (GP) being slurred into "Jeep", Jimmy was GMC slurred into a name. They just took that informal nickname and named a truck after it.

>>17637081
Yeah you're right cletus they should name it the "Thundercougarfalconbird" instead of just an abbreviation and model number

>>17637267

Nice FWD SUV

>>17637321
Dude, no. We literally have a shitbox called the Challenger Hellcat, that's gay as fuck sounding

Alfa Romeo, Land Rover and Lincoln are the only companies that name their cars

>Stelvio
>Giulia

>Evoque
>Discovery
>Velar
>Range Rover

>Continental
>Navigator
future
>Zephyr
>Aviator
>Mark IX

>>17637399
>>17637216
>literally making up bullshit to make proper car names sound ridiculous
>>17637267
>>17637349
Chevy trim levels are dumb too
>top trim Mustang is called "GT350R"
>top trim Challenger is called "Demon"
>top trim Camaro is called "ZL1 1LE"

>>17637391
fuckig what.

stop compensating, minidick

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>>17637081

>German naming schemes

Self-explanatory otherwise, you are very dumb.

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>>17637439
>doesn't know what RPO codes are

>>17637451
>ad hom
I don't own a GMC, or even a truck at all for that matter. I don't want one either. Just sharing a little bit of trivia.

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>>17637452
>4 door coupe SUV
Someone please nuke Germany