Manual Transmission Cuck

>>17634355
Don't break your ankle next time you retard.

>>17634355
Just get a broom or something to press the clutch. also
>having shit bones

>>17634355
Just cause you broke your ankle doesn't mean manual is bad dipshit

Make yourself a splint and stop being a weak pussy

>be me 6 months ago
>tired of riding the bus
>browse /o/
>"get a car" !
>"you bus rider, top zozzle"
>"muh cruising"
>buy a 3k civic, it's fun
>5 days ago I broke both of my hands
>cant work the steering wheel
>cant drive

got cucked hard, lads, don't fall for the car meme.

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>>17634393
>how did he type this

>>17634393
>>17634355
Quit fucking LARPing.

>>17634418
>be me yesterday
>tired of heterosexual lifestyle
>browse /o/
>"buy a miata, you'll turn into a hairdressing homo"
>buy miata
>today girls sees me in miata, they want to fuck

got cucked hard guys, don't buy a miata they won't turn you gay.

>>17634355
Use your right foot for the clutch, even torqueless cars like my NA Subaru can get going without any input on the gas if you slip it slow enough. Use the handbrake for any hills if you have to.

>be me 6 months ago
>tired of fucking my hand
>browse /r9k/
>"get a gf!"
>"you permavirgin, top zozzle"
>"muh boning"
>get a gf, it's fun
>5 days ago I broke my dick
>can't work the pussy
>can't bone

got cucked hard, lads. don't fall for the gf meme.

>>17634418
>be me
>buy mr2
>snap oversteer into a crowd of fleshlights
>never get rwd again

>>17634355
>implying you can't rev the hell out of it and let the clutch out slow to drive with one foot

>>17634441
Are you retarded? How is he going to move off on a hill if he only has one foot? He NEEDS to use the accelerator in tandem with the clutch when he's on an upwards slope

>>17636601
he still got two feet not like it got blown off

>>17634435
damage control

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>>17634393

>Not taping your fucking arm to the wheel and driving it at full speed

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>>17634358
Fpbp

>>17634355
Well op, there's only one answer:
Cut off your foot, cauterize the wound, then is the stump for the clutch

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>eat too many carrots
>can't fit in the car anymore

really makes you zozzle