My Saudi friend asked me to perform an oil change on his car

drink a quart or two

>>17631133
Rub bacon all over his car, you know you want to

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yeah you need something like pic related

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>>17631164
getting real tired of your cuckmobile, mohammed.

>>17631141
nah faggot, I aint ignant like jew

>>17631172
who is mohammed

>>17631133

That's is Sikh. That curved sword is used to kill Muslims.

>>17631187
>That's is Sikh. That curved sword is used to kill Muslims.
Dont spread false interpretations of my religion, we do not use the sword to kill "muslims" it is used to protect life.

>>17631200
You have to go back.

>>17631164
wait are you trying to tell me everybody in the middle east doesnt drive aventadors and G-wagons??

>>17631200
Yeah same thing

>>17631174
pfff you are no fun

>>17631208
Sikhs are cool, they can stay

>>17631242
2nd that sikhs are p. chill bros

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>>17631210
yes unfortunately

>>17631200

So yeah, to kill Muslims.

>>17631133
Can you fuck off back to /pol/ you faggot
>http://archive.4plebs.org/o/search/filename/1435620133813/

>>17631210
That is his Tafheet car, look that shit up.

>>17631273
ive driven an R before they arent that fast t b h
>>17631384
oh hell yeah hajwalah/tafheet rules

i had a muslim friend that needed me to change his oil as well. I just used filthy shiite blood and called it a day. He called me like 3 days later saying that his car never ran better

just go with that, i guess. it doesnt really matter anyway, the magic carpeting makes the car move anyway, you dont even have to turn on the engine

>>17631405
As far as I know, that shit is done with rentals and cheap shit cars, almost never with the "better" cars.

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>>17631200

>>17631133
Why is the blade curved? You don't get any stabbing action

>>17633218
Because it's not for stabbin, ya mong.

>>17633241
You have a more versatile and better weapon if you can stab though. Middle eastern people really are the fucking dumbest. As stupid as Californians.

>>17631384
Hektik as fuck

>>17633259
It's intended for cavalry use, thus the extra weight around the intended chopping point
it's similar to a kopis or falcata in function, just slightly differently shaped

Stop reposting this /pol/ magnet.

>>17631133
I heard refined bacon oil is goat

Halal oil occurs if the dinosaur died while facing mecca, duh

>>17633259
>Middle eastern people
It's a sikh holding an indian sword, jesus christ. Is super eurobeat the extent of your international knowledge?

>>17631200
>Dont spread false interpretations of my religion, we do not use the sword to kill "muslims" it is used to protect life.
Sikhfag here. To add to that statement, we can kill anyone who is a death-posing-threat against the weak. No matter who is it.

Source : My grandfather killed a police officer back in India when the police officer was molesting a young girl. He actually meant to just harm him but the kirpan was just sharpened and slipped in too far. The police even after knowing all this, they didn't file a case because religion brah.

Sikh are badass.

>>17635122
ME people had the same swords desu
>A scimitar is a backsword or sabre with a curved blade, originating in the Middle East.

>>17636052
Except the hilt is clearly an indian tulwar design. Some sabres, especially slav ones, had similar blade shapes, but it's not European either.

>>17631200
That's the same thing

>>17633259
It's a talwar used for slashing on horseback. The British copied the design and made the sabre from it

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>>17635122
>Is super eurobeat the extent of your international knowledge?
yes.

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>>17631133
MOBIL1 SHOULD USE PIGFAT AS A BASE OIL

GET HARAM COURSING THROUGH MY ENGINE JUST TO SPITE THESE CAMELFUCKERS

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>>17631133

>>17633259
Nah, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
As usual.

>>17631133
Dip your dick in it. If your foreskin falls off and you worry about how it's going to hurt the resale value of your oil, it's kosher. If your foreskin falls off and you feel a sudden urge to scream "death to kuffir!", it's halal.

>>17631133
salam alaikum friend, you should be able to find it at the local halal store inshallah

>>17631384
>>17631164
Woah man
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fLhMVYJNBIk