*blocks your path*

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>>17619346

*gently drives over cyclist*

>>17619358
And then you get arrested.

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>>17619400

*casually destroys traffic camera with Glock 18*

*calmy abducts Anon and stabs him to death in abandoned warehouse*

Man, these threads are so bad. I don't understand why people find them amusing or how the OP can't even get creative using new pictures. This board is filled with regurgitated bullshit daily.

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>>17619346
*Clears a path*

>>17619495
I regurgitate my dick into ur mum's pussy every night, kid.

>>17619346
this shit is so bad in dc.

>single lane road with oncoming traffic
>biker faggots going near walking speed
>the guy in front of me fucking floors it, drives into the oncoming traffic, then cuts the bikers off
>now everyone behind me is honking expecting me to do the same

what the fuck

>>17620092
Enjoy your aids faggot

>Driving over windy, tight, European mountain roads.
>cyclist spotted in front
>constant oncoming traffic

you're just stuck behind cunts in Lycra with a deathwish going 5mph up a hill wanting to kill yourself.

outside of cities, its fucking annoying and roads aren't designed to support it

>>17619479

please show me retardbaby1.jpg

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>>17619346
>ride slowly behind him as nothing until he gets over
>pass him and let bygones be bygones

plus, i'd like to enjoy every moment i can in my new automobile. i drive slowly when no one is around.

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>>17620213

Here you go, in hi-res. Use him wisely.

He gives a complex look here; a reaction fitting for numerous posts. I think he pulls it off well.

>>17620092
Laughed p hard

>clear and safe bike lane on the side
>created just for casuals to have fun on their bicycles
>the lane wasnt crowded with amateurs like me
>“pro” biker still ride with the cars
>fk cyclist

Someone post the webm of the cyclist on Mullholand.

>>17619346
I almost got killed by a group of bicycle fucknuts one time.

>On motorcycle
>Decide to take leisurely ride up the nearby mountain
>About 20 or so switchbacks
>No guard-rails though
>Get to the top, hang out, take pictures, ok time to head back down
>Get about halfway down, round a curve, oh shit
>About 10-15 spandex wearing bicycle faggots are in the MIDDLE of the road
>Some dude in a pickup truck was trying to pass them
>I'm in my lane, about to get mushed by a truck and stampeded over by a bunch of brightly colored faggots
>Decide to take my chances
>Shoot the gap between several of the bicycle faggots
>Handlebars and mirror clips one of the pedaling pissbuckets
>Almost lose balance
>Approaching the next switchback
>Not in the right lane section to cut the curve right
>Run along the edge of the pavement, half on dirt, edge pullig my front tire
>About 1' from going down an insanely steep drop
>Hit the rear brake
>Start to skid, but thankfully I'm only going 30-40 at this point
>Regain control, heartbeat still going nuts
>Pull over and process what just happened

I went back to the mountain a week or so later, got in front of a bicycle faggot group, coasted to a stop, waited for them all to bunch up and lean onto one foot. Then I proceeded to go 2mph up the rest of the mountain. If they tried passing me, I'd drift over and block them They couldn't go slow enough without losing balance so they gave up and went back down.

>>17622669
Eternally BTFO

>>17622669
I might go do this just for fun today.

your path to where - fanculo

>>17619479
/thread.

>>17619346
Run him over if you got a good lawyer. Motorists skate on injuring cyclists more than you'd think.

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>not sure if safe to pass cyclist
>play it safe and follow in second gear for a bit
>cyclist keeps flicking head to look at me
>starts waving arm for me to pass
>will probably have head on collision if i pass
>cyclist thinks im following him closely on purpose
>flips me off

>>17620092
Jokes on you. She is now a he.

>>17619358
They made portapotty in dark green?

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>>17620201
/n/ here cry harder bitch

I ride a bicycle from time to time because it's good exercise. I don't know why people get so mad about having to slow up for a maximum of 5 seconds. You have engines in your car, all you need to do to speed back up is push your pedal down, but no, you ram into me and drive off and I have to pay $9,000 in medical bills because you can't wait 5 seconds until it's safe to pass.

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>>17619346
Wheelies by.

>>17624940
Girl on the right is hot

>>17625015
>Girl

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*overtakes you*

>>17619358
>>17619555
My bike is made of Adamantium.

>>17624188
this is hilarious. LA looks horrific

>>17619400
>not living in civilized country like china.

I don't ride bikes but you must be a pretty insufferable pos if a person on a fukin bike gets you riled up. Kys

>>17624188
rip all those bikes who can't lanesplit it because of the gay cops

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>>17619479
>Glock 18

noguns pls go