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>>17618663
Any 1990 or above Ford Tarus SHO.

Toyota Corolla
Honda Civic
Nissan Sentra
Chevy Cavalier
Ford Focus
Dodge Neon

one of those.

>>17618666
1st and 2nd gen manual SHO, yes. The 3rd gen is ok if the cam gears have been welded.

I'm assuming that they all have decent to great gas mileage?

>>17618663
A used motorcycle.
>inb4 muh safety
If you can't afford buying something better then you can't afford to be alive. Is the thing that you use for transportation everyday really want you want to cheap out on? Sell your tv or computer to get something better if you have to.

if first world: buy a gun, place in mouth, pull trigger
if third world: a 50/125cc scooter

>>17618826
Any particular brand?

>>17618852
HK

>>17618852
I'm partial to Glocks but anything 9mm and above will do.

>>17618861
Would a WASR AK do?

>>17618852
Gyrojet pistol. But make sure it's right up against your throat/temple or else it won't work.

>>17618852
A staple gun.
Magdump it into your retarded face.

>>17618969

Nah, no penetration wouldn't kill me

3/10

>>17618961
5/10 good gun, to expensive

>>17618663
All depends on condition and whats in your area. Try for domestic cars/grandma cars in this price range.

>>17618663
Nothing. Save your money until you can spend 2500 minimum.

>>17618663
1k accord