Things normies say/do that piss you off, along with what you drive

X is an old person car. I'm not driving that.

>>17617345
Why did you choose a V6 over a V8 anon? That's not a true muscle car

I drive a V6 mustang because I don't take it to the track it's a DD and I don't have a shit ton of gas money just to impress normies with my big engine

>>17617388
Why even get the mustang in the first place?

>New cars are better.

2000 Impreza

>>17617388
>buying a mustang for the looks

normie as fuck

>Hey man, been thinking about buying a Subaru, what do you reckon?

convinced about 5 people to not buy subies, feels good

It pisses you off because they're right you poorfag

>>17617388
Bait

>>17617388
Is it automatic?

>>17617507
>NB miata doesn't have pop-up headlights
>NC miata looks ugly
>ND miata has ANGRY HEADLIGHTS

the NA is superior regardless of cash

>>17617345
>waaaaaah mommmyyyyy engine too loud!!!11

>>17617345
Things /o/ regurgitate that annoy you

>Your a faggot for getting a manual
Even though it's often faster, more comfy to use, has paddle for when I want to fuck around, and won't have me going through a clutch every 10k miles. Oh yeah, and I live in Atlanta.

That has to be the worst meme here

>>17617556
if you go through a clutch in 10k miles then you're a retard and an auto won't save you from your retardation

>>17617652
Not true. I replace my clutch every two years and I'm a very good driver

>>17617730
>very good driver

Subjective.

>>17617730
I've literally never heard of that happening before ever, so you're either full of shit and baiting or you're a retard. Probably both.

>>17617345
Not a normie statement but a buddy of mine told me yesterday that my dodge ram 50 sounds like a haunted house on wheels because of the leaf springs.

>>17617730
Nope not true if you can operate a clutch. Clutches will last effectively forever if you could actually drive them

>>17617519
Nah fiata is superior. Also any other car is superior to a miata.
>but muh have fun under the speed limit meme
Betafags are too scared to speed. Betafags are also poorfags, thus the na miata owner is made

>>17617730

my car has 27k miles on its oem, 14 yearold clutch.

and the clutch is still perfect

kys

>>17617406
they are

>>17617345
>dude, you make 150k/yr. why do you drive that shitbox

2005 Buick LeSabre.

>>17617825
clutches are built to last, you'll snap cv axles driving retarded quicker than burning your clutch out

>>17617823
are you the mustang driver from earlier

>>17617823
Say that shit to me on the toegay not online and see what happens fucker

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>>17617901
Nah. Miatas are great at handling and I like them but 90% of the fags that drive them on this board hide behind the
>slow car fast
Meme because they don't want to face the reality that they're poor and that going fast is much more fun.

>>17617345
>why don't you lift your truck or put giant mud tires on it?
The stock ride height of my truck is plenty enough to get my shit where it needs to go and I don't wanna pay 1200 in tires just to grind them down on pavement

>>17618179
battle me on the touge

>>17618255
Battle me on the on ramp

>>17618179
the thing is, fast doesn't necessarily mean expensive either

you don't need money to build a fast car if you're willing to sacrifice some reliability

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>I drive a MKV Golf with an aftermarket grill (shut up, I like it, pic related)
>normos always ask me "OMG IS THAT A GTI?????"

>>17617345
>why not drive a modern car anon? can you not afford one?
In my long experience, when people tell me to buy something they want to see, it is because they want to borrow it. So the comments or advice are not always made wholly for my benefit.

>>17617730
Wtf, I've had my car for 3 years, and it's nowhere near needing a clutch. You must be slipping your clutch like mad

>>17618280
Correct but people stick with the
>slow car fast
Because of two external factors: they're a beta and the big scary police man terrifies them or they're poor. Usually a combination of both tho, then they buy a na miata.

>>17617388
>17617388
>Being this in denial

>>17617730
I want to say this is bs but I work for an auto company and the other day I saw a warranty claim for a burnt out clutch at 26 miles.
How the fuck that got all the way to engineering amazes me but it went into the trash faster than his goddamn clutch. Obviously never drove manual before and tried to wing it.

>why didn't you buy an American built car?

>>17618284
At least they didnt stick a carrot in his ass

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>anon the car says it needs an oil change
>ok, I'll change the oil and oil filter now

GOSH NO!!!!!!! anon don't break the car!!!! wtf!!!! just take it to a midas!!!

>>17618730
>Thinking you need a V8 every day to cure your Small Penis Disorder

>>17617345
>Drive the biggest normie meme car
>Think others are normies

Sage.

>>17619731
why are people like you obsessed with dick size?

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>>17617730
Jesus nigga, you must be terrible...

I have 230,000 fucking miles on this thing, and it's had the clutch replaced once by the original owner at about 95,000 miles...
Now, the current clutch is a little worn out at this point, but it has lasted over 20 years so far and still works.

Also, >old picture... my truck looks like shit now, but still....

>Why do you always check your oil anon?
>Why do you always check your tire pressure?
>I never do that and my car runs fine

>>17617388
Might be b8 but the 3.7 cyclone is the best v6.

>>17618352
>Because of two external factors: they're a beta and the big scary police man terrifies them or they're poor.

confirmed for 16 years old with a learners permit that has not yet had to deal with life consequences


anyone older than 18 with a career and shit to do HATES getting clocked. it's not that im afraid of police, it's more so that paying tickets = major insurance costs and time lost if you decide to go to court and request grace or fight the ticket.

every speeding ticket that you get clocked on gets points on your license (raises ur premium) and then thats on top of the fact that speeds more than 25 over the limit tack on a charge for every 1 mph over that threshold of $10 or more.

so going 100 in a 60 will net you a disgusting ticket (>$350 in most states, not including additonal admin. costs) that may waste youre time in court if you're lucky enough to get a grace period or take defensive driving (Assuming its not your first citation).

>>17620667
>FO D

>>17618179

Miata bro checkin in, have an ND. I have driven alot of different cars, some very powerful ones. Could have gotten a v8 muscle car easy, but I ended up with the miata. Havent regretted, the car is way weaker in power but godamn does it make it up on its pure fun. The car is so much fun to drive and the 0-60 time of 5.9 is decent enough. Cant wait to mawd it some more

>>17617388
oh look it's a
>I wish I had gotten the v8 but I'll make the best of it
post

>>17617823
I bought my '91 miata as a DD for hooning to school and back. The thing is slow as fuck on the highway but I bought it with the intention of tarboing it later. I'm already half way there. I got a tig welder and have already stuck a megasquirt and wideband in it. I could've just gotten a civic but
>fwd
just really isn't my thing 2bh family

>>17617730
All of the eu would disagree

>>17621976
I have a 91 and freeways aren't that bad. I swear it picks up decently. The weight and throttle response totally makes up for it.
I just hate going 80+ cause then the car becomes a rattling tin can of peace

>>17622077
it *can* accelerate on the freeway but you'll still be in 5th gear going VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17617419

convince me anon

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>>17617388
It was a grand, okay?

>>17618284
>went to sleep on the flaw
desu boston normies can be pretty cruel

>*stares at me in jealous poorfag 40 year old*

'14 vauxhall corsa

>>17617823
>butthurt burgers trying to justify a 100hp car on their painfully boring, graph paper roads.

if you had real roads, then more fun is had in the corners than going fast in a straight line. but you don't, so some roided muscle car is your only hope of having fun on your roads

>It's just transportation
>As long as it gets me from point A to point B, SAFELY!!!

>>17624181

lmao no one is jealous of a corsa

tfw most of you guys will never know what it's like to drive brand new NA.

Had mine since March '91. It's not a rattle trap at 80+. Just take care of them and fix shit.

If you want acceleration, downshift. You can do 55 in 2nd. 3rd will get you all the passing power you need.

>>17617400
>$23k
>faster than anything under $28k
And
>>17620793

>>17626139
Motorcycles can go 200mph and a 0-60 of 2.7s for only $16,000 though desu

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>>17618294
>no GTI sticker in sight
>ask if it's a GTI

>>17627162
Nobody cares how fast an engine with two wheels bolted on goes. You're comparing Golf to Hockey.

>>17627191
because people never debadge their cars right

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>>17617388

>>17617406
2000 impreza? the one with a rats nest for an engine?

>>17620841
you know that you track [fast] cars right?

>>17627232
Why would you de-badge anything that isn't a base model?

>>17617345
>nyaaa~

>>17627343
You mean all subarus?

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>Why do you pay for brand new tyres anon, I know a guy selling used ones that are just as good and go for 1/3 of the price

>>17618223
>I have mud tyres on my lifted truck but never go off-road
>what are locking diffs.exe

>>17621840
>'''bro'''

>>17628813
Fuck me I hate this. Fuck buying someones used shitty tyres, I need some decent grip.

>>17628835
I bought my first car a month ago and I went for used pair of Michelin.
Knowing shit about cars I didn't pay attention to things like cracked sides, uneven wear, tyres having a dip in the middle, or what 2106 means.
I am picking up a set of 4 brand new tyres on Monday

>>17617345
>Why do you rev the engine when you downshift? Isn't that a waste of gas?

>>17617730
t. Never driven manual

>Is there just a radio? Do you really not have aux or bluetooth?
>What do you mean you don't listen to anything?

Why do normies, especially millennials, start frothing at the mouth if they don't constantly have 20 different sources of entertainment going all the time?

>>17627198
>>faster than anything under $28k
Just pointing out that this fell apart.

>>17629876
They're used to a bombardment of information to stay distracted from life

>>17629891
It is to keep them occupied and content with their life so they don't step out of line and revolt against the current stream of events.

>>17617857
dude, you make 150k/yr. why do you drive that shitbox?

>>17633886
>buying depreciating assets unnecessarily

stay poor lmao

>>17617345
>Why would I move over when I'm gonna pass that guy? (.5 miles ahead)

My girlfriend, queen normie

>>17618284
>harmless practical joke
>reputation not damaged
>cruel
how?

>still calling it a miata despite Mazda dropping the designation after the NC for "muh global marketing" reasons so it's all MX5.

>>17617345
>Why doesn't your truck have A/C
>it's really loud
>why are you moving the column so much.

Old f150 3 on tree. Can't stand it when people ask why I don't buy a new truck.

>>17633896
Nigger you make $150,000. I'm not saying buy a Bentley, but why wouldn't you get something a tiny bit less soul-crushing?

>>17634111
but mine came out in 1997 when it was still called the miata

who cares

>nice cool day
>decide to detail my car
>neighbor walks out
>"why don't you just take it to a car wash"
>attempt to explain to him how car washes scratch the hell out of your car
>"lol whatever, you're just going to waste 2 hours doing it while a car wash would do it in 10 minutes"
>he walks back inside
>a few hours later I finish my wash and wax
>car looks brand fucking new
>neighbor comes back out and proceeds to tell me all the things he did during the time I spent detailing my car
I don't think it's possible for non car enthusiasts to understand the joys of detailing your own car.

>>17620785
Jesus. This shit right here.
>what's wrong with your car, anon? you always go around fiddling with it
>you don't need to check fluids and tire pressure every week, you can just take it to the mechanic when something's wrong
>why do you need to check the belts? afraid your car's gonna lose its pants? lel
It just fills my mind with fuck.

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>you payed HOW MUCH for tires?
>dude i could've hooked you up, i know a guy that sells used ones for 20 bucks...

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>>17634921
T h i s
>spent three hours detailing before going to pick up friends
>they all complain about how much time I wasted
You DONT understand my cherry scented interior and beautifully buffed mirror like exterior ;_;

>>17629876
Because driving too and from work/ school/ the shops or whatever is monotonous af and people would rather at least spend that time listening to music rather than sitting at traffic lights and shit in silence? This seriously doesn't seem like an unreasonable thing to be confused by considering how cheap you can get a sound system.

>>17620667
anon put an A where the R belongs

>>17617345
"You take car of your car? Why? It's just a Civic"

People act like spending a few hours washing your car is some sort of insane thing. It's not.

I do love my Civic though. Couldn't ask for a better first car.

Miata is next, can't wait (sarcasm) for the comments about THAT.

>>17634921
>Your neighbors speaking to you
This will never happen over here

Nobody actually told me anything, but seriously, the stares i get, the unusual silence when i say i have a Lanos. FML.

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>>17619731
>small penis disorder
how come everyone who ever says this is some fuckin beta

this is the shittiest justification for not having a fast car "because those are for people who have little dicks and are trying to compensate"

>just buy an automatic anon, manuals are more frustrating anyway
stop
>you want that car? but its so oooldddd
stOP
>i dont see why you care so much about your car I mean its just a form of transport its not like its a family member
STOP FUCKIGN STOP

>>17635025
desu detailing almost isnt even worth it, especially if you live somewhere that isn't summer time all the time (ie anything north of D.C.) because it will become dirty within the first 30 minutes of driving.

that being said if you're taking it to a meet or a show or something like that, or you don't plan to drive it for a bit, yeah

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>give my friend and his normie friend a ride
>normie wants the aux so he can play nigger music
>and not the good kind, the shitty kind were the singer is mumbling every word except nigga

>>17618284
>unable to take the banter

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>>17635206
that's the worst part about normies, all they listen to is god damn nigger music

just fucking stop, nigger culture is straight cancer

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>>17635025
I know the feel, but I tell myself they just can't deal.

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>>17617730
>I replace my clutch every two years
Your mechanic must love you

>>17617730
Anon pls, my car has 123K miles and i think it has original clutch.

>>17617730
How many miles does a cluth last you????

>>17624201
>implying all of america is a city

you aint ever seen our mountains

>>17636108
but nigga rhymes with nigga
cant you see the genious

>>17617345

Every time I see a miata I just cant help it but think "there is an autist driving that, I better get around it using the third lane."

>>17617730
What kind of driving are you doing that requires a clutch replacement THAT much?

>buying a new car on finance

paying monthly for something you don't own, only to be stuck with it until it's worth less than half it was when it was new

>>17617345
"Well uhhhhh it gets me from point a to point b"
"Why don't you buy something safe anon you don't need to go fast"

FUCK OFF I'LL BUY WHAT A WANT
Literally had my boss breathing down my neck saying I should buy a fucking minivan.

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>why don't you get a car with air conditioning, it's too hot in here?
>where are the cupholders?
>why is the stereo in the glove box?
>why didn't you get something with power locks and windows?
>why didn't you get an automatic?
>you should get something new
>this probably gets bad fuel economy
>it's too loud
>it smells like gas
>why can't I adjust the seat?
>why do you keep it so clean when it's just going to get dirty anyway?
>why do the seatbelts only go over your lap, this isn't safe

Fucking normie peasants. I swear I only hear complaints.

>>17628813

>customer brings in pic related
>refuse to mount them for safety reasons
>DON'T TRY TO UPSELL ME I'M CALLING THE BBB

I hope he got them mounted elsewhere, got a blow out, and fucking died.

"Why an Audi? Wouldn't something smaller do-"

"No."

Fucking bitches. Some people are actually driving larger distances than driving from one village to the next.

>why would you spend all that money on a car?
Why would you spend all that money on clothes you'll throw away, drugs that get you stoned for a few hours, and other dumb shit?

>>17617345
>why not just buy a new car and finance it anon instead of driving an old piece of shit?

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>>17638059

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>>17617345
>I drive a 97 miata, it's modern enough okay?

Fucking faggot. What a gay car for a gay little gayboy.

>>17620793

This. 300hp, RWD, manual gearbox, 2 doors. Of course the dickless benchracing virgins on this board would find something to complain about, while they polish their rusted Miatas and bombed-out Civics.

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>>17638186

Are you some kind of europoor who thinks an A4 is a big car?

>but rear-view cameras are a good idea, especially cause you can't see out the back otherwise!
>anything more than [arbitrary number] years old is junk!
>hurr infotainment centers

'98 jetta, but hey at least it has a vr6

This rich kid at my school got a 4 cylinder mustang for his birthday from his dad and made him get a double hood scoop for it. The thing sounds like a prius and he acts like hot shit just because of the name.

Just to spite him I bought a 1971 pontiac lemans sport and restored it. 400 v8 350~ horses, 4 speed auto with a shift kit. It's sex. I bumped into him on the road and drove up next to him and taunted his dumb ass. Best part of having a nice car

>>17638280

>things that never happened for $500 Alex

Also fuck off underage b&

>>17627162
>just daily ride a Hayabusa bro

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>>17638280
No you didn't

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>>17635206
>passengers want the aux
Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

buy a sports car then never use it
bother other people who actually have fun with theirs as they point out every imperfection
going in reverse then slam the gear into drive as they're still going back at nearly 10 mph and then fucking floor it

drive over steep incline
CREEEEEAUUUUUUUUNCHHHHHHHHHH
no reaction

been through 10 cars in 5 years because they won't even put oil into it then say "you're just so lucky anon" and they think you're some kind of girl if you've ever opened your hood
unironically think that drag racing and nascar are real forms of racing
thinks that mileage is literally the only determining factor of how fun a car is
asks why you park away from everyone else, door is dinged upside down
thinks their car is worth $50K more because of their gay nostalgia and worthless memories
has to sell their fucking car every 3 years because they think it's a status symbol, drowning in debt and nobody around them ever ever notices or gives a shit

Best one:
Seen two people with their hands out of each window reaching up and holding onto something to keep it on there. It's not even tethered to the car. And they were holding it fucking sideways so it stuck way out into the other lanes. Rent a truck you dumb faggots.

>>17629807
Haha this! Thanks for sharing.

>>17634928
And this!

>>17638090
t. financially illiterate preferring feel good ownership over objectively better financing

>>17617345
>"I don't want that car, I need one with an aux cable and bluetooth"
>"I want a nice car that was made in the last year, they last longer and are more updated"
>"Why do these windows have a lever to put them down and up?"
>"OMG OMG OMG YOUR CARS BACK TIRES ARE SLIDING CRASH CRASH"
A few minute later...
>"Why do you purposely go around corners fast?"

>>17618159
Haha you used my line from that earlier Tiguan thread. Internet high five!!

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>why not just buy a Corolla
I drive from PA to bama all the time for family visit and get nauseous in enclosed spaces if it's 17 hours

>>17617345
>why didn't you just get a tesla?

>>17618284
>barely taller than an ae86
Is she like 4'6"?

>>17617730

my clutch is 8 years old and over 100k miles.

lrn2drv

>>17617857
>dude, you make 240k/year. why do you drive that shitbox.

1995 Miata, like really dude I just like me 18k miles turbo gocart. get off my ass...

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>>17617345
> Why don't you buy a NORMAL car?
Literally every female that has been in my car
> I don't like your car because I can't drive it
Majority of females
> Why can't I eat in your car? What are you a girl or something? It's going to get dirty anyways. Plus you said you detail it all the time so what's the big deal?
My "friends" whenever i say I don't want food in my car. They say that I'm autistic because I'm going to clean it again later anyways so why do I care if they eat crumbly as fuck bread or icecream when it's 100 degrees F? They don't understand that just because you clean it often, doesn't mean you should intentionally get it dirty.
> Dude I've never met someone who cares so much about their car you're fucking weird, it's just a CAR!
Also my "friends" whenever I don't want anything to get messed up in it or again get it intentionally dirty.

>>17617345
>what kind of car do you drive?
03 subaru, chief
>thats not even a fast car. why were you going 64 in a 45?
...

>>17639764
What's it like being autistic?

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>gee anon why do you drive such an old car?
i got it inherited from gramps, gonna keep it running and remembrance of him
>understandable have a nice day

i wish ;_;

>what's the point of cars when you can just take the bus
>buses will replace cars
>driverless cars will reduce the amount of car accidents so everyone should get a driverless car
>I don't need a car, public transportation is better

>>17640209
stop talking to millennials

>>17640209
I'm all for driverless cars desu, they should make a different class of license for driver cars or something.

>>17617513
you know it is

>>17633896
Why are you on a car enthusiast board?

>>17640702
>you can't have fun with cheap cars

>>17640649
eX-D

>>17617857
>>17639527
Do you people actually tell others how much you make? Only my wife knows my income.

>>17639764
>doesn't let people eat in his GMC shitter
lmao it's not even a good vehicle.

>>17640879
Your wife knows my income too

>>17641024
I see what you did there

>>17617345
>normies say
"Hur dur, you are a rotard for buying a rotary and have to deal with all sorts of problems."

>reality
"How did you get around the track 12 seconds faster than my ESS TEE EYE?!"

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>>17640194
Do normies have no respect for anything? Is everything just a big party with no lasting effects in their eyes? [spoiler]Are normies just straight up retarded?[/spoiler]
>>17641693
Do rotaries do well in rougher conditions, or are they just something for paved roads?

>>17641693
Do you normally just lie anonymously on the internet?