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I drew a bike. How is it?

>>17613239
new gs500?

>>17613239
beautiful

>>17613239
XSR900

DAILY REMINDER

Women are garbage and you shouldn't bother

>>17613283
Where did she touch you?

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>>17613283
2d is fine though.

>>17613307
She stole my tent.

>>17613283
>having to decide between future plans with my woman, or future plans with new bikes.

sucks my dude, I think I might like bikes more than bj's.

>>17613324
Just go sleep with her, she won't bite. Unless you like that.

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You're looking at the winner of a rather pointless race.
Buddy of mine with an frs said he wanted to race.
When he got to the finish he was all mad cause I could go between cars.
Feel like doesn't matter when a minivan is slower than he is.

>>17613324
She stole me Moe's once

This weekend I'm taking a look at a couple of Honda VFR 750s

Red one is from 95 and has 40k miles on the clock and a 6 month dealer warranty. Also comes with a case.

Black one is from 94 and has 15k miles and a 1 year dealer warranty. Has the single seat cover.

Price is the same on both. The red one has the 2 seat (wanna be able to take my gf with me) and the case that might come in handy and is the closest dealer.

The black one is farther away but has alot less miles and longer dealer warranty.

I'll try and talk the price down on the red one but I'm still a bit undecided. Wat do?

>>17613197
Do you like buggies?

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>>17613197
Hey Calvin

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>>17613215
Thicc

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>>17613110
Fuck 6 cylinders.

>>17613329
>having to decide between future plans with my woman, or future plans with new bikes.
>not having a woman who can support herself and her hobbies so both of you get to live your own lives

DINK masterrace

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>>17613612
carb bank = thicc

>>17613239
The rear reminds me of a cafe racer. Looks good but the tires look weird.

>>17613354
>dat flat tyre

dropped sv650-anon here again.

I had to replace my right side foot rest/rear master cylinder bracket. While I was in there I lubricated my brake lever so its very smooth now.

I figured I would take my shifter apart (aftermarket lever/pedal) and I would lubricate it. Whoever put it on, used either red Loctite or fucking epoxy on the threads, so that shit isn't coming off. However, after putting it back together, occasionally my shifter will feel really weird while downshifting into 1st.

Do you guys ever get a "mushy" shifter feel? I know I'm in first but the shifter keeps moving down in a weird manner. Did I fuck up putting something back together? There's a ball on the shifter lever itself and theres a socket on the shifter rod that goes onto the shifter input to the trans.

I WANT A HONDA BULLDOG

>>17612349 #
Took the MSF on a grom.

It is UNBELIEVABLY nimble. Likes to stall in first because it's a long fucking gearing but they're really punchy little fuckers and an absolute dream to throw around. I did the entire course with ease while watching new riders struggling on eliminators and TWs

As far as something for farting around campus or the city it's fantastic, otherwise it really is mostly a $3500 toy

An amazing, wonderful, agile, fun little toy and the reason I want a CB#00F

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>>17613855

>>17613667
Been flat going on 10 months now.
Other sides flat too.

>>17613855
no shit, you did the test on essentially a bmx

>>17613897
this makes my brain itch

>>17613855
Rode the grom one time during the msf, couldn't do it.
Way too tall for that.
Did the test on an xt250, it was perfect for me.

>>17613924
Why?
Seems pretty easy to grasp, flat tires.

>ordered austin racing exhaust on 7/3
>still not built yet
>their rep says 2-3 month backorder
>don't advertise this on their site
>can't cancel order & get refund
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>>17613931
easy graspy itchy itchy

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>>17613969
annoying but a badass exhaust

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>>17613762
I WANT A HONDA COBRA

>>17613996
ew

>if I don't force myself to go for a ride at the expense of everything else just because the weather is nice I will get cucked by rain every time I actually want to and have time to for a week
Fuck this semen slurping climate

>>17614047
Texas?

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Sup niggas.

Went to the to a cafe and brewery tonight.
Should I grow a handle bar mustache now?

>>17614134
Depends, does your boyfriend want handlebars for when he's fucking your face? Judging by your bike I assume the answer is yes.

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>>17614245
You new, friend? I've been here a very very long time lol.

But, my grill would probably laugh at me if I grew a hipster mustache.

>>17614268
I'm sorry Indiananon, that was uncalled for, me and my co-workers have been throwing shade like it's going out of style all day and I came in a little hot.

>>17614303
Shiiit son. All good. If I had a dollar for every time someone at work threw shade id be ballin outta control.
The important thing is that place had a wine/bourbon stout. Life is ok.

How's your day?

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>>17613215
New from Honda. Africa Twin 2.

>In the 80s 650
>In the 90s 750
>In the 2015+ 1000

>2020 3000cc, tractor tire, 30 inches suspension, multiple cup holders

The fat tire race and bigger motor race has started. Gotta keep up with pig fat BMWs. Going to Starbucks is dangerous, and you need a bike that will get you, your security team, your kitchen, your garage, and your entertainment system there and back.

>>17614339
P. gud, not very busy so we just fucked around for 8 hours and got payed for it.

>>17614383
Thats what's up. Any big rides coming up? I think tomorrow ill get coffee with my grandma and go hit the five and five by me if the weather don't suck

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>>17614343
To be fair the GS isn't far off the AT when it comes to weight.

>>17614268
>>17614134
Sup Indiananon?

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What is Arby's doing?

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I want an fz-07 but I think it's ugly as sin. Why can't they expose more frame? Why does the seat look like a butt? Why is the headlight oddly shaped?

In short; XSR700 in the US W H E N?

>>17614439
Being a general slacker and watching the Ghostbusters cartoon on Netflix.

You?

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>>17614445
>triple thicc

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>>17614459
>quads thicc

>>17614411
I'm not so good on the planning thing, I may wake up and decide to do 3 or 400 miles, or I may not, depends on the day.

>>17614412
60lbs? Wet.

That is kind of a big difference. I'd rather ride the bike without 60 additional lbs.

Why the fuck can't be get tenere 660s in the usa.

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>>17614482
T7 TENERE
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>>17614470
I had that kinda day today lol. But stepped up and found some cool off the pavement roads.
Life is funny that way I guess man

>>17614467
That guy in the middle is way too far to the left to be entering that next left turn.

>>17614457
Being a fat fuck and gorging on bagels while watching TV and waiting for shit to come in the mail.
Still nobike because I needed four wheels to haul my ass to uni next month baka

>>17614505
We all gotta make sacrifices man. You do you!
How long until hasbike again?

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Hey guys, I just bought this 69 BSA royal star a couple weeks ago. Is it /o/ approved?

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>>17614483
God I hope this will be as good as it looks and not be ridden with small issues, Yamaha seems to have a knack for that recently...
I want a bike for a Transamericas trip and the T7 is a serious contender as of now

>>17614529
Cool paint.
Kick start? Ohhhhh

im gay

>>17614559
post harley

>>17614520
Haven't been hasbike for 5+ years m80. Last I rode was Oct.
I hoped to nab a bike this summer, but was scrabbling around for a summer job. At least I got a painting gig, but that only lasted for a few hundred dollarydoos.

Saw your older pics by Monroe, cool stuff mang

>>17614565
Money is money man. Get it when you can. I'm actually doing done extra looking hitches soon for some exta money. Daddy is looking at the super duke gt. It's kinda sexy.

Yea, nice to ride I the base since the army rolled out. Lots of little places overgrown today are fun to explore.

Hoping to get anything in the near future?

>>17614551
Kickstart is kickass

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>>17614547
It'll probably be a lot heavier and less hardcore than the concept, because that's kind of how these things go. But the spy shots look pretty good, as does the 790 adventure.

>>17614303
>not remembering indian anonnette's qt bukkake ninja

I saw some dude with his feet on the passenger footpegs on a sportbike while riding today.

He was almost prone on the bike with his feet so far up.

What would possess a person to ride like this?

>>17614628
Thats the guy with the scout 60.

>>17614629
Try doing about 600 miles on a supersport and you'll understand.

>>17614593
Yup, and sometimes ya gotta spend some to make some.

Duke looks nice, almost like a sharper, orange Concours. I'm always game to explore stuff. No clue if I will get a bike soon, I'd just keeping my eyes peeled for newer unabused dual sports but they're more rare here on the east coast than by uni and all the nearby famers.

>>17614643
Jimmy?

>>17614655
Couldn't be he did like 700

>>17614648
Just gotta find a ktm dealership around here. Local place was supposed to get a sponsorship but it feel through. Such is life.

Lol, I feel most folk who get a ds are gonna beat the piss out of them anyhow

>>17614629
i ride in all kind of crazy ways on my bike. gotta keep the blood flowing.

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>>17614482
According to Wiki the GS is on average 10kg heavier. The AT weights somewhere from 220kg to 240kg, the Bimmer 230kg from 250kg+.

To be honest I wouldn't want to lift any of them up.

>>17614687
Lifting heavy things is fun!

Going to check out a DRZ400S this weekend to potentially add a second bike. Want to get into trail riding but live kinda far from trails so gotta be able to ride there. Seems like a pretty good compromise to me, lighter than a dr650 or klr but more road capable than a 250. Anything I should look out for?

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>>17614671
I'd think in a naval area there'd be tons of dealerships, no?
There might be a few around Richmond/Fburg.
>most folk who get a ds are gonna beat the piss out of them anyhow
I might be that guy

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>>17614687
Okay, dumb question.
Did some short forest service road today, am not an expert at all. However my little machine did fine for the stretches I tried.
If people don't really take their giant adv offroad, wouldn't it make more sense to buy a standard and knobbies? I know the modern cb--- and the sv650 could survive the rev range that seemed most comfortable today. They're much lighter, and if you want to tour you could buy bags and a screen anywhere.

Are more modern ones special somehow? People forgot ujm used to start with "universal"?

>>17613996
Looks disgusting

>>17614756
If people who bought ADV bikes and didn't take them off road were interested in sense they wouldn't buy ADV bikes and not take them off road, they're posers.

And yes they are special somehow, off road intended suspension, low CoG and rotating mass, crash bars to protect the important parts, and massive tanks for long distance stuff. For the rare few people that actually take their ADV bikes off road that stuff is actually pretty important, companies spend a lot of time and money making a 500 lb touring bikes as good off road as possible.

Saving up for first bike, either
Ktm r390
Bmw g310gs

Never rode a bike in my life, drives a mazda 3 daily.

Which one is better?

>>17614789
A used Ninja 300, both of those will be a waste of money and you'll cry when you drop it and think about the resale value you lost.

>>17614786
I meant to ask about modern standards. All I can discern is a flatter tyre and alloys.

>>17614789
Save up for a toilet Mandeep

>>17614799
You mean modern standards vs modern ADVs? Because all of what I said still applies.

Got my 2005 Katana's idle problem under control with the convenience of only having to use sea foam. Now I need to figure out my gas cap issue. How does the tank vent and how would I go about putting a new cap/baseplate on there? New rider and not sure how this works but I really need to cause it doesn't even have one on there. PO Jerry rigged some tight pvc around a lawnmower cap to keep it tight so it doesn't leak if it stays mostly upright, but anyone can just waltz by and steal gas if they want, plus vapors will leak out and I'll slowly but surely lose gas from evaporation.

>>17614736
make sure it doesn't puff smoke. Make sure it starts easy and runs well. Make sure the clutch pull is smooth and the clutch doesn't drag or slip

>>17614796
Wouldnt an adv bike haandle drop better?

>>17614806
Im australian you dip

>>17614833
Save up for a toilet cunt

>>17614808
Vs. A ujm, you thick shiite.

>>17614820
Thanks m8. Do the clutches on these tend to get messed up or is this just general good advice for checking any bike out?

>>17614861
probably a good thing to check on any bike, but I have a friend with several DRZs and every one of them has a fucked up clutch

>>17614748
Might be some by Richmond or dc. I mean there's only one place to buy aprilia, Ducati, mv, and triumph. And thay place is super Jewish about it. The owner the a bitch fit and puked some strings so no other European dealerships, aside bmw, could be in the immediate area.
It's kinda sad thers more places to but any Indian then a Ducati :/

>>17614880
Cool I'll definitely check that. It's owned by an older French guy who kitted it out with adv stuff like a rack and aluminum panniers - I doubt it's been whoolied to hell but you never know.

>>17614939
Extra grip

>>17614483
sexi

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>>17614756
>UJM on a forest service road
ayyy

>>17614939
>chicken bones

>>17614529
Keep the "custom faded" paint job but get a new seat and tires.
7 outta 9 over all.

>>17614529
cafe it

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>>17614564

>>17614892
Yeah there's coleman powersports up here by Falls Church, I'm 90% sure they stock KTMs.
But let's be real, Indians are more unique than Ducatis. I see myriads of Ducatis but only a few Indians.

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Someone stole my Ruckus today my dudes. Bastards. RIP :'(

>>17615045
For now anyway. Lot of people are unhappy with the 2018 lineup. I just want a ujm style or a fix fairing. A ma'am cane dream i guess.

I'm just a sucker for Ducati and MV. So damn pretty. Especially mv. Just never heard anything good about the reliability

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Took my pig-iron out for a wobble today. As Abraham Lincoln entered my anal cavity for the 3rd time today, he delicately whispered, "faggot" into my ear and then ejaculated into my turdcutter while the uneven loping of the mighty V-twin massaged our prostates. I ride a Harley. It's the only gay bike I want.

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>>17615086
That seat is gorgeous

Got me a 2005 SV650N, fucking love riding it, but when I get off it I feel like meh but then I think about riding it and I get giddy. Is this normal?

>>17615117
when i started riding it was a constant mixture of "i hate this" and "i cant live without it now"

guess that comes from the feeling of uneasiness due to the danger and the thrill of surviving.

>>17615124

seems like a very uncoordinated way of spending your money.

Theres a lot of shit id do to a bike before taking it apart to have the metal parts painted.

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>>17615124

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>>17615124
another

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>>17615204

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>>17615124
more

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>>17615139
Please expand on your statement. What?

>>17615059
At least they just stole your scooter

>>17615124
>nigger or spic detected
if not
>the lowest of white trash

>>17615228
like couldnt you get a proper rear shock first for example? Shit must have cost a fortune and it still has rubber hoses.

>>17615228
He's telling you he prefers " go " to "
show ".

I'd just say, nice bike, sorry about your dick.

>>17615245
what are you talking about? Where you are talking about? It's a shock. Set-up to run with a sssa. Should it have an Ohlins on it?

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>>17615228
spending money on actual mods not paint

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>Poobikes

>>17615283
dude this bike doesn't come with a sssa

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>>17615296
>sssa
im not that anon
you could've spent that money on an actual exhaust

>>17615274
for example

>>17615319
Are you retarded. Look at the first pic I posted of the bike.

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>>17615337
Different strokes for different folks. No need to run a 46prxls KA345 on this bike because that is not how the bike is setup. That's a $1,400.00 shock when it came out. Ask me how I know

>>17615350
You talking about that stinger you stole off an aircooled bug built in the 70s

>>17615377
>being this new

It seems you don't know what a sidewinder mega costs nor how well they perform. This bike is taking after a drag setup...it's kinda a hybrid of a drag/show setup. Hence the single front brake and slammed w/ sindewinder that you can't run the lower cowl with yet still running a sssa

What do you ride? I feel like I am talking to a nobike/grom owner

>>17615246
This bike is for a girl anon

Where can I get weeb helmets/covers?

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>>17615422
>What do you ride


Meme and Adv

>>17615545
>tfw anon has both bikes you're currently drooling over
Did you ride many other ADV bikes and pick the 1190 or just go for it?

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rev bombing someone that cuts you off is the biker equivalent of autistic screeching

>>17615433
So I was right, sorry about your dick.

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>>17615545
Well they are both breddy cool but you still know dick about something you are hating on

>>17615556
I went down to the local Starbucks and checked them out thoroughly.

I actually rode a few different friends starbuck cruisers, the 1190r was just that fucking good.

>>17615569
We have corners here, I feel for you guys that have to drag to have fun.

>remember it's not a chick with a dick, it's a dude with tits.

>>17615560
Good grief the autism here. I have posted tons of pics of all different bikes here, This is not my bike but I do own a same gen 10R. iirc this bike was built for a guys gf...but I could be wrong. Maybe the dude just likes the purple idontknow. It is not necessarily my cup of tea but I give respect to the guy making the sssa work, it's unique. Especially because of the drag/show thing its got going on. iirc the guy sold it before finishing it but I digress.

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>>17615286
>been wanting a Royal Enfiel for many years
>found out the are made by poo
>mfw

im still half tempted to buy one. if i actually had room to rebuild it every week i would.

>>17615587
LOL have you ever even been to a dragstrip? or is it too scary for you?

>>17614796

I love my 390 6 months later.

YAMMERHAW

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>>17615595
We have twisties here with 1000 foot drops if you get it wrong and you think I'm worried about GOING IN A STRAIGHT LINE.

Top KEK my man.

>>17615577
have you even sat on one at a shop little boi

>>17615557
>tfw accidentally rev bombed by failing to shift down to a lower gear upon stop
>car in front seemed to panic and fucked right off

im sorry whoever you are

>>17614952
Ayy have an 81 Twinstar
So pretty much that thing

I've been wanting to get a first aid kit to carry with me, but I'm thinking a trauma kit would be the better idea since I'm not gonna need calamine lotion for road rash and a bandaid isn't going to set a fracture

what do you guys recommend? I was looking at http://www.adventuremedicalkits.com/stop-bleeding-fast/trauma-kits/tactical-field-trauma-with-quikclotr.html

>>17615622
I live in an area with just as good of riding (dare I say maybe better) off the Mississippi River and my 10R is setup for it. But that doesn't mean I don't appreciate drag racing. I used to live right near GLD (Great Lakes Dragaway) and was also briefly on a drag-racing crew for Old Tymer Racing. Not bikes but rather a rail primarily that would primarily bracket race dialed in for 8.50's...nothing too crazy. There is so much more to dragracing than just twisting a throttle or flooring a pedal. I think you might understand that if you actually tried it or watched it and tried to understand what was all involved in a good pass. Or stay in the dark, but it is a shallow way to live life anon.

>>17615639
I built my own rather than buying a kit.

Normal first aide shit, added a tourniquet ( 15 feet of 1/2 inch tubular webbing, has many uses ) and a serous pair of shears to cut leathers off if needed to get serious bleeding.

You can cobble together splints from trees/bushes if needed.

>>17615648
>off the Mississippi River, twisties not found


As good of Riding as NorCal in the Sierra Nevada mountains.

> once again top KEK

30 years ago I used to go to Fremont ( RIP ) on grudge night, Been to Sacramento countless times.

I understand, it's boring but if that's what you have well I guess you just have to make do.

>>17615648
>what was all involved in a good pass

Cut a good light and kept it between the lines.

> DICK IS DIAMONDS

>>17615664
Yeah let me just mosey on over to a bush and or tree to build a splint to fix my broken leg and severed femoral artery after a major motorcycle accident

>>17615690
Did you actually say twisties not found off the Mississippi? LOL I think you might actually have a brain injury. I live on bluffs overlooking the Mississippi at the top of a 600 foot hill. No mountains here...but very very hilly. Twisties everywhere. There are twisties every fucking where. Every. Where. As soon as you get away from the road that runs parallel to the river you are in twist country.

>Top KEK indeed.

So I will ask: Have you ever drag raced at a 1320 dragstrip? Bracket raced? Cut a perfect light? Bopped someone on the big end? Concentrated on drag launching and cutting a perfect 60 foot?

If you say it is boring it's because you are doing it wrong...or more probably not doing it at all.

>>17615698
It is obvious you know so little about this. KEK

>>17615717
not much your kit can do at that point until the paramedics arrive

I'm going to buy one these next year. Only with black spoked wheels.

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>>17615776
lol wtf 4chan!

>>17615717
You think you are going to have more luck getting to your tank bag/top box to dig that shit out.

>>17613855
>Took the MSF on a grom
that’s cheating

>>17615639
Just carry gauze and tape, the only thing you need to worry about is stopping the bleeding until the paramedics show up, or stopping a minor injury from bleeding all over your leathers.

>>17615742
>Have you ever drag raced at a 1320 dragstrip? Bracket raced? Cut a perfect light? Bopped someone on the big end? Concentrated on drag launching and cutting a perfect 60 foot


Yes and it's boring. Sorry my opinion hurts your feels so much.

>>17615812
Oh I see. You have bracket raced. Cut a perfect 60 foot. Cut a perfect light. Bopped someone on the big end.

So you should have no problem expanding on these concepts for me seeing as you have already done it all. What vehicle did you run? What motor? What trans? What did you weigh? What safety equipment was mandatory for your time? What was a good 60'? What were you trapping? What was your bracket dial? How consistent were you in the bracket? Ever win the night? What does bopping them on the big end mean? I eagerly await seeing how full of shit you are.

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>>17615844

Some motherfucker stole my license plate. How's your day going /dbt/?

>>17615844
Bracket racing is fucking horse shit and you should kill yourself by riding your imaginary Kawasucky off a cliff.

is it normal for bikes made in china to have absolutely shocking build quality?

>ride ybr 125 for about 9 months
>pass test
>get a beemer
>leave the 125 on my driveway for now cos unable to sell it at the moment cos reasons
>finally can sell it
>still insured on it so I get on it and bring it to nearest dealer
>the brake/clutch leavers are wobbly and feel ridiculously soft and spongy
>the frame is rusted and flaking and falling apart
>the screws/bolt heads and dented and rusted
>the brakes barely work

fuck me it genuinely felt like I was riding a death trap

>>17615891
Does the cliff have to be real?

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>>17615882
mmm hmmm. It's almost like the people saying they did it but can't get in depth are completely full of shit. Color me shocked.

>>17615899
As long as the death is real.

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>>17615891
It's all about consistency with bracket racing. Are you not able to be consistent?

>>17615914
I can never be as consistent as you are a consistently awful poster

>>17615844
calm down nigger

>>17615891
Really think I am a nobike? Shall I take a pic and timestamp calling you a sally britches faggot?

>>17615948
No I don't want to see your dad's piece of shit bike

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>>17615945
Calm down lol. I get shit talked by turdfags who don't know dick about what they lie about and say they know about and when I ask them to answer what should be easy questions I get called a nobike and told to ride off a cliff and die. But I should just calm down? KEK

I am calm (more amused, laughing, and shaking my head than anything) but fuck these imposter faggots who lie and wax like they know shit when they clearly don't.

>"B-but it's boring!"

(Never done it don't know shit about it and lie about it)

>"T-Twisties are where it's at all else is stooooopid! You don't have twisties nobikefag!"

(Literally surrounded by twisties and have a bike for that exact application.)

Giggles are being had right now.

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>>17615629
>tfw pulled over to make a dragon warrior joke
>old white woman and daughter pull into parking lot and stare agape
>three minutes pass as I start bike, pick music, put on gloves
>they haven't moved
>cross myself and wave as I ride off

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>>17615957
Yeah I didn't think you wanted to be immediately proven wrong. Once again I am shocked.

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>>17615983
Dude, you're just worked up over nothing. Everybody gets called a nobike, spare mild/inquisitive posters.

>>17615894
Depends on the model. Cheap bikes are cheap builds. A lot of cheap learner bikes rust in no time. Suzuki Gn250s are expected to rust within a year or two yet good built Suzuki's look perfect 20 years on.

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>>17615975

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>>17615995
Suzuki is always built like shit. It's a caring owner that lets the design shine through.

>>17615983
Post up or shut up fag

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Things I don't have anymore
>a gf
>a dog
>a bike
life is suffering

>>17616022
So get a bike that wasn't designed by Russia. Dogs love bikes.

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>>17615994
Its just a scapegoat to not address the obvious tomfuckery afoot. If a guy doesn't like dragracing that's fine but when they lie through their teeth and say they did shit they clearly didn't it's just tard-grade dumb. No that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things, I just don't understand why some of the people here have such opinions especially when they aren't grounded in anything. Just be real. It's weak. Jimmy got rustled.

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>>17616030
he loved riding in the bike.

shes gone, but more importantly he is too. he was a good boy.

and now my crankshaft bearing is kill so i need to spend $500 for a new crank and then pull the entire motor and split the case and hope that my piston didnt fuck my cylinder and god damn it i just want to ride a fucking bike before this state turns into winter for 6 fucking months.

>>17616048
Where did you end up burying them?

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>>17616022
I'd like to tell you things get better anon, but they dont

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>>17616022
Things I've never had;
>a gf
>a reason to live

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>>17616057
>Where did you end up burying them?
under enough liquor to kill a weaker man

>>17616085
She got wider shoulders than you

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>>17616016

>>17616048
Is that a Ural? Finally I found someone who buys a new Ural,weird. It's overpriced as fuck and of shit quality. Literally noone rides them in Russia

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>>17616016
kek

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>>17616098
dude i shitpost my ural in DBT at least once a week you fucking newfag
>what is an export
buy a used one because only fat old guys buy new ones. a 2006 can be had for like 4k. its super fun and yeah maybe my crankshaft bearing blew out at 16.6k kms but it was totally dope before she died.

i just wish the crankshaft that makes my heart beat was made by IMZ as well

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>>17616016
now you

>>17616106
>i just wish the crankshaft that makes my heart beat was made by IMZ as well
So your heart stops in your 20s?
I had a '78 Dnepr, it's very much like Ural, also made by IMZ. Sold it for $150 to a guy who wanted to make a caferacer out of it.

>>17616120
Yeah, thats kinda the reason I wrote that

Dneprs are made by KMZ. They and Urals make super dope cafe racers. a guy on the forums made one and its fucking bad ass. boxer motors in general are pretty sweet. Theres a 1959 BMW R60 for sale for 5k near me that I would buy in a heartbeat if I wasnt buying my dads 1964 hardley davidson

Whats the coolest picture of your bike you've ever taken?

>>17616133
What happened to your dog and gf?

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>>17616016
still waiting rossi

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>>17616195
2

>>17616145
Her dog. I basically wound up being the sexless dogsitter.

Not my kind of relationship. Everything is better looking back though
rose colored glasses and shit.
he was a good boy though

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>>17616195
3

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>>17616195
4

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>>17616195
5/5

>>17616195
Did you take those yourself?

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>>17616142
Iunno. Too paranoid to leave a camera roadside. Too amateurish to take still pictures that don't all look the same.
That and the only other riders I know are /dbt/ acquantances, who ride dirt instead of overlong tours.

>>17614412
fuck it looks cool

>>17616213
No my pics suck not my bike just thought it was boobies

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>>17616016

/me still waiting *whistling*

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>>17616222
I took this a couple months ago. It may not be a real bike but its a cool picture

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removed a lot of stuff from my chink monkey and i think it looks a lot cleaner now

gotta change the bar too, this one looks disgusting

>>17616275
I like it!

>>17615545
did you do the conversion yourself? if so how do you figure out what spacers to use and do they just bolt on instead of the factory ones?

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1 week, boys.

Summer beak can fuck off

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heading for the campsite now

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>>17616142
probably pic

When does the suzuka 8 hours begin?

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Drobe reporting
Lunch break in Neumark.
B299 is fun to ride.
Might just burn it to Pfunds today, won't be there until nighttime if I do though

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>>17613197
All electrics on my bike are dead
Pulled out the rectifier and 1 of the diodes was a dead short so I replaced it but its still not turning on
What else could've gone when the rectifier died?

just discovered this garage that's literally across the road from my house
they rent out ramp bays and let you use their tools so you can work on your own bike in a lit, warm garage
as an aside they also offer courses for any repairs that you might need, so they'll not only fix your bike but walk you through it so you can do it yourself if ever you need to

sounds like a self defeating business, but can't fault them on their principles

>>17616523
DIY garages are great and I wish there were more in my city.They do really well in downtown areas where not everyone has a garage but they do have the money to spend on expensive hobbies.

>>17616466
Follow the curcuit before and after the dead diode. Also check the fuses.

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post bikes

>I'm not going the take the go-around express highway, I'll go through historical centre instead
>traffic lights every 50 meters
>shitloads of pedestrians
>streets are under reconstruction, causing jams
>jackhammers pound all around
>+30 C
Well, should have taken the highway

>>17613239
Looks comfortable

>>17615787
Hideous.
Look at that parallel twin.
"Let's make an engine that's perpendicular to every angle of a motorbike"

>>17616546
the chap in charge seems keen on passing down skills rather than just making a buck on people's laziness/ignorance

and if there's a market for it, that's excellent
god knows I'd like to work on my bike in a lit dry room for a change, with gearheads who know what they're talking about

>>17616573
It's a boxer, you nobie

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>>17616569
No buyers remorse yet

>>17616576
So it is - my mistake - and yet I say again fucking hideous.
My dad had an r65, which seems roughly what this new bike is based on. It was a terrible bike and I convinced him to retain his life and sell it.
Excuse me mate there's an engine block where you're feet should be.
>German engineering

>>17616606
It's way before your feet, you cretin
Google CBX1000 and bask in the glory of thicc

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>>17616569

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>>17616569

>>17616613
Everyone knows what the cbx1000 is because it's a novelty bike.
But at least it's ludicrous block had function. How else would you have a 6 cylinder engine back then?
People buy them now and are surprised it handles like shit and how much of a pig it is.
What quirk is a boxer block giving you to justify it's terrible novelty? Nothing!!

https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/d/honda-vtr-interceptor/6235464088.html

thoughts on this for my first bike? He said carbs were cleaned last year

>get new bike
>fuel strip doesnt work
>get it fixed
>costed £180
>still doesn't work, now it just always displays full

>>17616642
sure why not

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How much rust is too much rust? I was looking at this 99 KLR but there was good deal of rust on it. Kinda put me off. But it's a 18 year old dual sport so I expect some.
I realize I didn't get a great shot of the rust but there are spots all over the frame. Rear shock looks pretty rusty too.

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>>17616676
It`s a cheap but strong bike. Short of been rusted through it is fine.

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>>17616642
Better grab anon or I might. Was looking at it earlier.

>>17616681
Since you are here anon, what would cause it to idle at 3000 or so? I have limited bike knowledge and no friends so this whole used bike shopping has been a pain. I really don't want something that's gonna shit itself 3000 miles down the road.

>>17615639
better off carrying a satellite phone to get help anywhere anytime

what i would carry
- a couple of bandages for serious bleeds
- alcohol swabs for grazes and cuts
- a couple of sterile eye wash bottles for bugs etc. in eyes
- band-aids in a few sizes for cuts and burns
- paracetamol, ibuprofen, anti-emetics, rehydration packs
- water bottle, energy bar
- resus face mask

what more are you really going to use?

>>17614986
I've been putting leather conditioner on the seats that are there just because I'm very into that patina look. And I'm probably going to get some chrome restorer for the ultralight pitting that is going on.

>>17615009
I'm going to leave it as is, I only ever see them chopped up and I like it how it looks

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>>17616650
modern bikes btfo

>>17616745
If you know how to use a tourniquet it's smart to carry one just in case

>>17616689
Best guess would be idle screw. Choke only adds about 500rpm.

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>>17616569


SEM sitrep:
>Between Karlsruhe and Stuttgart
>Having to stop every 30 minutes to deal with indigestion
>Won't be in Pfunds before 1900

>>17616763
you can effectively use bandages as a torniquet

>>17615595
Anyone can go 120 in a straight line.

>>17616769
If you do this, have a strong rod/stick to twist the bandage. A tourniquet, properly tightened, should be painfully tight.

>>17616275
I have always been a sucker for smaller older bikes

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>>17616767
I'm at the camp, baiku is already setting up the tent.

kinda wish I had got a big ugly but comfy adv bike instead of a cool looking naked

>>17616839
What's wrong with the naked?

I'm planning on a CB500F for my first bike after the beater learner

>>17616293
Yes, it's easy, just buy the kit from a Warp9 dealer.

I used Toxicmotoracing the last 2 times I bought wheels. Jeff is a good guy to deal with and Warp9 is just down the street from him in Utah so if there are any problems it's an easy fix.

>>17616689
>I have limited bike knowledge

I'd look for something with no obvious problems then.

Rust, general filthy fucking appearance and doesn't run right. You should be running ( away ).

>>17616826
Hey ask them if it's okay if I show up at like 10 or 11 at night. Like, right now. I'm in Augsburg and I hate it here.

>>17617029
why? looks nice

>>17616959
absolutely no protection from the elements or wind.

Using it on the highway above 60mph is horrible.

>>17614483
Reminder that the prototype for this bike was 400 lbs wet and the production model will probably be 50 lbs heavier.

>>17616142
the op pic

>>17616826
>blow up tent
Wat?

>>17616959
I did the same thing, beater cb250 nighthawk -> CB500F (in fact my 500f is the OP pic too)

I love my cb500f, I can't really say there's anything I dislike about it mechanically (I still wish it had a bucket headlight though)

to me, riding at speed on the bike isn't really an issue. It's only bad when there's already strong winds, and even then you can mostly mitigate it by tucking in

for some reason, there's an absolute disdain for the 500f here on /dbt/. >>17617068 doesn't seem to be one of them, but other people will try and talk you out of it.

If you've got any questions about it, just ask and I'll try to answer

>>17617036
No. No parking near the youth hostel, and finding it and getting there in the first place is a PITA. I'll go to Pfunds today but I don't want to be turned away at the gate in the middle of the night

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>>17616826
In fact, tell them I WILL show up tonight. I'm the one who contacted them about our bike group in the first place, they already have my name.
Just hope my phone battery will last until then. AT it'd be nice if you sent me a mail at [email protected] so I have yours, 4chan is eating my mobile data and this way I dob't have to scroll through the thread for ages.

>>17617133
Hey Calvin

>>17614047
why are you afraid of rain? I ride everyday in Florida. It rains everyday in the summer

>>17614565
Well thank fucking god you're posting in the fucking daily bike thread.

>>17617133
i dont care about your 500cc jap scrap, nobody does.

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>>17617181
from the angle I thought your r3 was a 500f before I clicked the photo

>>17617187
I commute rain and sun all day every day in florida. The only time I don't ride in the rain is when it first starts or in torrential downpours

I don't even have rain gear, I just carry publix bags for all my perishables.

people who can't put up with the rain are babies

>>17617133
There's some snazzy looking windscreens out for the 500f, are they sufficient to keep highway sprints from being neck workouts?

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>>17617029
24h checkin no worry

>>17617216
definitely, the 500f was practically designed to be made into a lightweight "sport" tourer.

>>17617237
Nice. Common mechanical shit to look out for?

Also are there aftermarket options to upgrade the suspension? I've read reviews saying handing suffers a bit when the road is less than stellar and the non-adjustable front suspension isn't fantastic for city riding, and I live in downtown ATX. I can deal if staying stock is the best option but Id like to explore upgrade options if they're out there.

>>17617203
Nobody asked you and I'm specifically looking for one so obviously yes, someone cares.

Take your bullshit back to /v/ where it belongs

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>>17617068
>implying you're not just a pussy

The wind isnt annoying or fatiguing at all until about 80mph.

>>17617254
You just reminded me, the only thing I dislike about the bike is the lack of aftermarket stuff. What it gets is usually designed for the 500X or 500R, with an "also works with 500F!" sticker, and even then the aftermarket pool is small.

the number one complaint I read about the bike is the fact that it's not manufactured in japan, so there's a notion that the welds are inferior to Honda's other bikes. I haven't noticed anything though.

The suspension is fine for me since I live in Scenic Urban Grid, Florida. The rear suspension sometimes feels a bit soft in turns with bumps, even after I clear the turn I'll still feel a slight bouncing from the spring. I think it has rear shock preload adjustments though, I just haven't checked them out yet.

Also don't listen to the 70MPG meme, if you ride it like I do (stop and go urban traffic with the occasional pull), you'll get around 50-53 mpg.

>>17615978
What was the joke?

>>17617286
then why is it feel like my helmet is being buffetted so badly my neck will snap?

>>17617353
noodle neck

>>17617286
I don't understand the appeal of the FZ series

>10mpg
>lucky to get 100 miles on one tank
>ugly as fuck

Maybe as an expensive toy for those with very bad taste it is alright but it just looks like such a bad bike desu.

>>17617321
>I think it has rear shock preload adjustments though, I just haven't checked them out yet.
I have read that this is indeed the case though I've yet to even see one in person so I'd go check.

>>17617360
here's your (you)

>>17617353
Do you have a windshield? They make it 100x worse.

Or maybe your helmet is just a cheap piece of crap. I even have a cheap 200$ icon and don't get any buffeting at all, even when going 130mph. Feels like someone is pushing against the front of my helmet at that speed, but still no buffeting.

>>17617360
>buying a motorcycle for miles per gallon instead of smiles per gallon

>>17613239
I drew the bike. Thank you to all who gave your opinions. :D

>>17616799
its not old, its 2 years old

made in china so some of the stuff there are really wonky in quality but engine/transmission seems and should be okay

>>17617368
yeah got a tiny fly screen.

my helmet isn't that good though, was only £50.

>>17615629
>Pull out while there's a cop sitting across the street
>Miss second gear like a dumbass
>Rev it to redline
>I can see him looking at me
Genius

And of the course everyone's favorite
>Try to use turn signals
>hit horn instead

>>17617360
Dank whoolies

>>17617234
Nice, expect me around 10-11ish. Possibly earlier if I don't get lost. I'am around 20km from Füssen (German-Austrian border)

>>17617417
Try pulling the flyscreen and see if that helps. Buffeting is usually from sanic air off the windscreen hitting your helmet at weird places, my sv650 was the worst for that.

Also why don't you like your face? A 50 euro helmet cant be that safe desu

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>>17617444
>honk horn on accident

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>>17614445
Advertising.

>>17617364
yeah it has rear preload adjustments, I just checked

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>>17616569

>>17617068
Weak neck cuck detected. Just rode across the desert from california to arizona on an average of 86mph. Shits not even bad you're just a sissy.

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>>17616569

>>17617570
Get back to fixing your shitbike anon
And buy a non-chinese helmet for fucks sake

So I'm taking an Intermediate Rider Course (BRC2) tomorrow. Can't decide if I take the GL500 (which I only have about 700 miles on), or the CM250 (close to 7k miles). Taking the CM feels like cheating, but the limited time on the GL worries me a bit.

>>17617254
Hit me up anon, South ATX here
[email protected]
Happy to help wrench, have a cheap mesh jacket I can sell you if you still need one

>>17617593
>imblying nearly every helmet isnt chinese now except shoei and arai

>>17617599
Im sure youll do fine on either, but take the cm for assurance.

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>>17617417
>>17617505
for those of you who wanna learn the science why:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%A1rm%C3%A1n_vortex_street
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vortex-induced_vibration

tl;dr: your bike causes the little fishtails like in the animation to fly towards/over you. When the fishtails smack your helmet it knocks your head to the side. If they happen to be osscilating at the right frequency, your head will fly to one side just as another hits the other, sending you back and forth

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About to go for a ride, want food that will leave me satisfied for half an hour and shitting the rest of the day

Do I go to burger baron or taco bell?