Fat Girls and Racing Seats?

Get a thinner girlfriend.

>>17612584
Nigga your gf weights more than me and im 5'9

I'm finding it difficult to answer this question without seeing a picture of the fat ass and thighs being discussed here.

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>>17612584
>5' 7"
>250 lbs

THICCCCCC

>>17612584
>mfw 5'7 is 170cm
>mfw 250lb is 113kg
She's not fat, she's a fucking landwhale.

>>17612584
break up with her; fat girls are always a problem

>>17612584
fat girl and race car : no
fat girl and cattle truck : yes

>>17612584
Jesus fuck, I mean you're not skinny, but you don't have to settle for such a land whale. Like tell me, are you actually attracted to that shit, or are you just settling for the nearest thing that will let you stick your dick in it?

>not getting Recaro seats in the FiST just to keep disgusting lards out of your car
The seats will make her realize what a whale she is, and motivate her to slim down. Fat people are gross

>>17612584
duuuude while you are at it, buy half of a set of stiff coilovers for your car

install them on right side only

>>17612622
Maybe she has huge tits and he's into it. Who the fuck knows.

>>17612599
His girlfriend weights more than me AND my girlfriend [spoiler]and im also 5'9[/spoiler]

Why even buy an ST when your fat fuck girlfriend is going to weigh the fucking thing down anyways? You aren't winning any races with 250lbs displacing your center of gravity.

Get the car and shame her into losing weight. When she tries to maneuver her gelatinous body to squeeze into those tiny ass seats she will probably cry. Make her sit in the hatch like a wild animal.

Holy shit OP, I'm 1.86 (6'1?). When I used to be a turbo fatty I was 110 kg, 240 lbs ish. I'm 185 lbs now. How is your gf even going to fit in a fiesta in general?

>>17612603
nigger thats 650 pounds

>>17612627
Maybe her skeleton is made of hyperdense adamantium?

>>17612622
Well i'm actually closer to 140 and I lift so i'm in pretty good shape. And yeah I like em BBW.

>>17612644
kek

>>17612645
Is she pretty, at least?

>>17612645
That's not even bbw that's just fucking disgusting

>>17612649
>pretty
>fat

pick one

>>17612645
>140 and 5' 7"
>"fit"
Hungry skeleton at best.

>>17612652
There are pretty fat girls, desu.

>>17612660
post just one

>>17612654
>tfw you're 3 inches taller but weigh the same

>>17612654
This bro. I'm 5'8" and considered pretty dam skinny and I weigh 150

>>17612649
Yeah she's a really attractive girl. She just eats like there's no tomorrow.

>>17612645
Does her name start with a Y? I had a fat gf that everyone wanted because she had HUGE like absolute huge tits.

>>17612670
Dracula is that you?

Fat Girls and Racing Seats sounds like a country album.

>>17612674
So she's disgusting?

>>17612663
Idk mate, google plus models or whatever they're called.

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Ford makes their cars way to small for fat people, like myself.

I own a 2011 F-150, me and my fiance have a hard time squeezing our asses in it sometimes. I'm 540 lbs and shes about 390.

I know you're talking about the seats but the long trips are gonna be hell for a fatty.

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>>17612584
>about myself but my girlfriend is around the same height and about 250.

>>17612584
I don't know about the seats, but you should get a convertible. And a crane.

>>17612675
No i'm afraid not. She actually carries the most of her weight in her ass and thighs which is why I need to know if she'll fit in my Fiesta.

>>17612584
Why are you dating a whale, holy shit.

>>17612679
>having sex in hearse
I wish

>>17612692
if this is a serious thread then just go to the dealer and test drive one with her

>>17612682
>I mean i'm into it.

>>17612684
They are as pretty as skeleton models, both is ugly

>>17612584
Pics of the gf, now.

Can't you just tow her mobility scooter?

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>>17612719
OP here. This is her. She loves KFC too.

>>17612719
THIS

>>17612686
post pics of you and your fiance and i'll fap to them

>>17612702
I'm gonna try to get her to, i'm gonna buy it no matter what so it's not that big of a deal.

>>17612737
Better cum tribute

>>17612737
wtf, you chubby chaser bitch?

>>17612739
You should get a Fiat 500 Abarth, OP

>>17612584
you should consider suicide enabling such a landwhale
I consider myself disgustingly fat ( 253lbs @ 6'2) but having this size at that height as a girl just makes me wanna puke.

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I guess OP won't have this on his car, tho.

>>17612599
She weighs more than me and i'm 6'4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7gDOGEn4Ek

>>17612692
>Fat
>No tits

So what the fuck is the upside? At that weight if it's all in her ass it probably isn't even good anymore. A cellulite blob isn't good ass and thighs, and I love thick thighs and big asses. Fat flat girls are the most pathetic creatures.

>>17612777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19gasjpzNbc

Why not get a cute 2D gf? A body pillow is only 5lbs and won't sacrifice performance

>>17612782
She has tits she's just more of a pear shape. Hey man it's just what i'm into. She's not the biggest girl i've ever been with either.

>>17612798
What's your current car?

>>17612798
>not the biggest girl I've been with
Last one probably died of a heartattack

>>17612810
Blue board you fuck

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>>17612798
>she's not the biggest girl I've been with either

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Maybe you should lift your car, but just on her side?

>>17612810
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?!

It looks like cheese pizza splattered everywhere!

>>17612816
>>17612825

/fit/ is blue as well and this pic gets posted there every day...

>>17612809
A lovely 1997 Volvo 850 R.

Dude what the fuck?

post pics of girlfriend

buy a Town Car

So, let me get this straight.

OP is going to buy a car he knows his GF isn't going to fit into, and he's not going to force his girl to lose weight because he likes them plump.

Negro, how do you plan to go on dates or shit? Does she not leave the house?

>>17612584
Stop dating fatties. Problem solved.

>>17612856
I'll still have my Volvo and she'll still have her car. She just won't be able to ride in my new car if she can't fit.

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>>17612752
This desu, the seats are honestly some of the widest and most comfortable of any car I've owned. Incredible support and if your girlfriend ever drives it, you can totally telescope the steering wheel inward to make more room for her. Also the perfect height for runs to Sonic, should be good for her.

>>17612686
Boogie is that you?

>>17612863
Can she fit in your volvo? Do you have to get alignments with her in the car? When she hits ~350 lbs, you have to do that.

Landwales that drive alone need to do that.

>>17612870
I like the Abarth a lot but not as much as the Fiesta. The seats being wide doesn't surprise me there are a lot of fat girls in Italy too.

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>>17612670
>tfw when you're 5 inches taller and only 10 pounds heavier

pic semi-related

>>17612863
What'll you do when she outgrows the Volvo?

>>17612883
Hopefully by that point I can afford a Raptor.

>>17612889
>girl gets too fat for an 850 wagon
>make her climb ten feet into a truck
???

>>17612842
wow
fuckin keep it forever, dude
is it yellow with anthracite wheels?
(ditch the gf tho)

>>17612584
cuck said what?

>>17612922
chickenbutt

>>17612686
You know you're too fat when - you can't fit in an F-150.

Dude, really. 540 is Boogie territory, it's holy shit see a doctor or a shrink territory.

>>17612895
Not even that, the cargo capacity of a raptor is only like 1,000 lbs, all the way down to 700 depending on model. She might literally be too fat for a raptor, after you add gas, the guy, and a cargo topper. She's too fat for him to bring her, himself, and a trailer.

The supercab 4x4 raptor has a max payload of 950 lbs. That includes all passengers, extra options from base model, and anything in the truck.

>>17612702
They'll call animal control on him if he does, zoo's don't take kindly to elephant theft.

wtf is this tread?

>>17612584
Break up with your girlfriend.
Fat women are gross.

>>17612948
Don't forget gasoline, which is just over six pounds per gallon. A full fifteen gallon tank is 90 pounds of weight.

>manufacturer's listed max cargo weight for a Crown Vic is 1100lbs
>gigantic front bench seat so her ass and thighs can spread out all the way to the door and HVAC controls
>upgrade it with heavy-duty interceptor suspension
>still have 22 cubic feet of space in the trunk for all the groceries she'll need
Time to get a Panther body, OP.

How do these people afford all of this food.

>>17612584
They'll be uncomfortable for sure, but the seats break in.

The back bolsters will be worse than the seat bolsters.

>>17612985
I'm running the math right now. 6.3 lbs per gallon, 26 gallon tank (per google).
>960 lbs payload

>164 gallons of fuel
>200 lbs for OP
>300 lbs for GF
leaves you only 300 lbs. Sheiiitttt negro, you get heated seats or something, then add a steel bumper and a kingpin hitch, and you are overweight.


>>17612994
>seats break in
We're talking about a girl so fat she might not fit between the bolsters.

I've done driving experiences in various race cars and track cars (Radicals, Caterhams and the like) and their weight limit is 18 stone / 115 kg. I can't imagine what it must be like to squeeze into those cars if you're that big but it must be possible.

>>17612980
It's the dankest thread on /o/ right now, friendo.

>>17613006
See, this is why we come here. Where else are you going to get this level of analysis?

>>17612994
>the seats break
FTFY

>>17613006
Don't forget standard emergency equipment- a jack, flares, heater packs, a spare tire (not the one on his girlfriend), toolkit, etc. The weight of that shit adds up quick.

>>17612584
I'm not familiar with those seats, but I can definitely assure you that yes, fat girls are a problem. Get rid of them.

OP should get a SMART instead

Anyone have the webm of a fat lard trying to escape a BMW i8?

>>17613046
They are actualy pretty big on the inside.
I´d suggest a Daihatsu coure or some other kei-car

How do you know how much she really weighs, OP? If you just took her word for it, I'd add another 100 lbs to that number.

OP has no self-respect

>>17613062
A fat person in a kei car is like trying to force yourself in those electric toy cars made for kids

>>17612994
Thank's for giving me an actual response. I just told her about the predicament and she says she'll go test drive it with me to see if she fits.
>>17613098
The exact number is 253.
>>17612917
It's red. And I will (keep the car that is)
>>17612985
I doubt i'll ever need to do that but I'd love to have a cheap used Crown Vic Interceptor.

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>>17612599
Nigga she weighs more than me and I'm 6'2"

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>>17612607
>mfw newfriends don't know how to use mfw

>>17613169
Interceptors don't have bench seats, gotta get a civvie with the big ones.

>>17613158
Jokes on you, I most likely fit in that stuff as well...
>123lbs, 26"leglength, 5´3

>>17613185
>newfriends
I forgot my face. Now fuck off.

>>17612584
You might want to look into a mustang OP.
>They are perfect for women who aren't fat but retain water.

>>17613195
>5'3
wut

>>17613228
160cm

>>17612594
FIRST POST BEST POST

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>>17613223
>i-it was an accident i swear!!1
Kys summercunt

>>17612599
She weighs 60 pounds more than me and I'm 6'2"

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>>17612872
I wish, he just made 499 lbs recently. He claimed that the last time he was 499 lbs was 15 years ago.

>>17613253
I know. That wasn't it.

>>17613261
Are you sure I'm the summerfag? Are you really sure?

>>17612810
Suddenly I'm not hungry anymore

>>17613270
Lole Fatass

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>all these laughably low test beta males

>>17613270
Eat less, fatass.

>>17613297
Disgusting

>>17613300
Sperg more summerscum

>>17613319
Hush little baby, don't say a word

>>17612584
Why would you want a fat girl in the first place

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>>17613297

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>>17613300
That's what i'm actually doing. How about you lose your virginity first, dieselfiat cuck.

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>>17613297
Not being able the find an attractive girlfriend and settling for an unhealthy, disgusting, hog doesn't make you "high t". It just makes you pathetic.

>>17613323
Nevermind that noise you heard

>>17612584
Fatties go in the back for weight distribution

>been dieting for a year
>mfw when I weigh less that her
>mfw I get motivation to keep it up for another year

>>17613343
it's just the beast under your bed

>>17613323
>diesel fiat

>>17612798
I'm curious, where are you standards, OP? What would be too digustingly fat to date? 300? 400? 500?

>>17613385
Around 400 is my cap. I tend to find 300 pounds or so my sweet spot.

>>17613394
...after you roll it in flour, that is.

>>17613338
It's an elliot roger pseudoscience meme that started off as ironic and then slowly became entirely serious after /pol/ found peer reviewed papers correlated underbreast measurements with fertilization rates. So now you're low test and killing the white race if you don't want fat, i mean, thicc chicks.

>just have sex more
>problem solved
>/pol/ can't deal with that option because they can only have sex once per drugged rape victim before someone calls the cops

Uh, the Recaros are going to be uncomfortable as fuck at 5'7 250. I'm 5'9 190 and it was pretty tight.

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>>17613412
>/pol/

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>>17613394

>>17612689
top kek

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>>17613421
He's not wrong you know

>>17613432
>Yes, I'm a virgin. Fuck you Jews
t. /pol/

>>17613414
Would you say that they broke in?

>>17613421
Fuckin /pol/. Their own precious barely-supported statistics also show that only a minority of white women, predominantly lower class trash, miscegenate. But it's a meme anyways. Jew funded rap is white genocide oy vey.

They don't actually believe in anything. They just want to be edgy.

>>17613434
It's almost like he was making a self-depreciating funny you humorless libfaggot.

>>17613439
I also find it quite hilarious that /pol/'s self-proclaimed white supremacists don't have any children to preserve muh race

>>17612599
I'm 6'2" and I weigh the same as OP.

>>17613444
no, he was 100% serious

you think /pol/ is full of funny self aware jokes until you go there and you see those one off joke posts get furiously defended by the people who post them (thanks IDs) for entire threads.

The Recaros are extremely snug, I'm a bit lighter than you and the seats are a perfect fit for me. The upper bolsters are quite narrow, especially around the upper waist. If it's an issue for her, just remember it's your car and she's the one too fat to fit into a seat that was deemed suitable for an American market.

>>17613452
No it's not you humorless libfaggot. Why are you even complaining about /pol/ here, anyways?

No one over 180 pounds can sit comfortably in a Fiesta ST

>>17613464
That eliminates about 90% of the Murican market then

>>17613495
now you know why ford isn't bringing it back for 2018

>>17613464
>5'11" high king manlet
>210 lbs
It's not comfy but it isn't uncomfy either. It doesn't bother me.

>>17613504
Sad.

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>>17613495
Literally why the Recaros were an option in America, not standard like every other market.

>>17613506
That is fucking gold

>>17612599
She weighs literally 110 pounds more than me and I'm 6'3". Fucking vile

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Get a manly car, OP.

>>17613524
>fat seats available in America but not in Canada
Leafs win again

>>17613337
I've already lost it a long time ago, fortunately not to a fattie.

And with your weight, you could definitely use a diesel.

>>17612599
6'1 here

She's 90 lbs heavier

>>17613300
Can't believe I'm agreeing with diesel Punto for once. 500 pounds? I would vomit just looking at you.

>>17612584
Hmm, Manlett and the whale.
Could be an NBC crime drama.

>>17613577
Being a scrawny fag is as bad as being fat. Go lift more, twig arms.

>>17613355
FRANTIC TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK

>be 6' 170lbs
>drive 2004 Mustang GT
>wish I weighed 350lbs so I wouldn't slide around in these fucking seats

>>17612686
Jesus fuck it's you again. Don't blame the auto manufacturer because you don't fit the car

>>17613752
>mfw don´t fit in some cars
I am neither fat nor tall, I just have short legs.
Instead of complaining I bought a small car and use a pillow in my back when I don´t fit in other cars or planes correctly.

Car manufacturers don´t need to make all people fit in all cars, they need to fit most people in most cars and most people tend to have longer legs than me.

>>17612686
Dude it's a half ton truck you're putting all the GVWR in the cab that's not fucking good at all

>>17613842
How the fuck someone actually manages to weigh more than 200kg is beyond me, too.

>>17613951
>all of /o/ sides with mjet
Weird times...

>>17612660
No there's not. It's literally an impossibility.

>>17614098
I'm saying "above average weight", not obese or landwhale tier.

>>17612769
His car will be scraping at stock ride height.

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>>17612663
>Implying you wouldn't

I like big gals but a lot of them are disgusting. Some really are attractive tho

>>17612584
The recaros arent a true bucket seats with the one that come from factory so your fine.

>>17614198
I wouldn't. She'd probably suffocate me.

>>17612788

That poor fucking bmw. Imagine the hours and hours of work that went into designing that car, into making it's parts and assembling it, only to end up in this video.

Think of all the Fupa sweat and wet sharts that that poor car has to endure, all the spilled sodas and mcdonalds grease.

Fatties shouldn't be able to drive anything but econoboxes.

>>17614198
Name?

>>17614198
I bet she knows how to give the succ

>>17612594
/fred

>>17614198
>>implying you wouldn't
I wouldn't

>>17612635
This guy gets it.

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>>17614901
>lying on the internet

The nerve of this fellow.

>>17614510
I just wonder if she has to be in the car during an allignment or not.

>>17614926
>those buttons straining over her tummy
HNGHH

>>17612798
how the fuck do you even find the pussy???

>>17612584
I wonder how your lady looks like op. LeBron is 260 lbs.

>>17615051
She looks disgusting

>>17614926
Anime has fucked up my mind. I have a nearly impossible standard for attractiveness and an almost non-existent sex drive. I'm not saying you're wrong for wanting to have sex with her, I'm simply saying that I wouldn't.

>>17612645
found the pigfucker

Im 5'9" and 250lbs and I drive a FiST comfortably. other than having the torso of someone 6'3" so the rearview looks at the ground behind me. I must look wierd in the car so therefore your girlfriend will too.

Tl;dr: ditch her for the hp/weight gains

>>17615305

And you've got the Recaro's??

>>17612584
>fiesta ST with recaros
>lard ass gf

You are a human meme.

>>17613531
yes she is but so are you twig

>>17612634
I never imagined how skeletons fucked untill now

>>17615013
roll them in flour

>>17612594
fpbp

>>17612599
I'm 5'6 and your girlfriend is 110 lbs heavier than me, jesus wtf dude.

>>17612599
6'1 stocky fuckin technician, your gf weighs the same

>>17612584
As someone with average American sized love handles I'm here to let you know... she won't fucking fit

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>tfw my gf is 5'6" and weighs 140

i thought my standards were low OP

>>17615713
>5`6
>140lbs
That isn´t even bad...

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>tfw 105 lbs @ 5'7"
most modern car seats are 2big4me

>>17615777
holy shit eat something

>>17612752
Especially the one with the sabelt seats

>>17615703
Yeah that seems to be the consensus. I'll probably just have to take the Volvo when i'm out with her.

>>17612599

I'm a Ford Fiesta and she weighs more than me.

>>17613437
I would say they're broken

>>17612584
She's not going to fit in one of those.

Dump her, she's only adding extra weight to your car.

>>17613446
kek

>>17613533
How would she able to climb into that shit?

>>17614198
>marbly skin
ew
i'd be afraid she would eat me desu

>>17615065
>I'm not saying you're wrong for wanting to have sex with her, I'm simply saying that I wouldn't.
Ok, i'll do it then :
He's wrong for wanting to have sex with her.

>>17615582

I'm 5ft 9 and 150 pounds
my BMI is: 22.1kg/m2
"normal weight"

gf is 5ft of cuteness and 100 pounds
her BMI is: 19.5kg/m2
"normal weight"

>>17615928
40keks

>>17612599
his gf weighs more than me and I'm 6'0" exactly

>>17615928
Maybe he should put a saddle on her and ride her around instead...

>>17612645
Big Black and Wide?

>>17612635
Last couple sentences has me laughing my ass off

>>17612626
This

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>>17612686
jesus christ dude

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>womanlet sat in my ST today
>she said it was cute and liked how the seats hug her

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>>17612584
Get a Miata, that would look fucking hilarious

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>>17618565
Miatas aren´t that small, I suggest a Autozam AZ-1

>>17612686
my condolences brother

t. skeleton with organs and skin

>>17612584

>dating fat chicks

the absolute lack of self-respect

>>17616685
Put a crane in the bed.

IDK if OP is still watching this thread, but my GF was 240lbs when I got my Focus RS. She couldn't sit in the bucket seat, she sat ON it. It made her self aware and she's down to 190 and counting a year later.

Then again I don't know how motivated your gf is to make you happy.

>>17612798
I cant this is real anymore

>>17613412
Kek keep telling yourself that, but at the end of the day fat bitches are easy and you aren't capable of getting a girl worth having so you try to make up all sorts of excuses for it.

when you and your gf are sitting in the car is essentially the weight of the FoST

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Wow I feel useful. I'm 5'4 220 so like your gf's size and I have a FiST

I test drove one without the recaros and loved it, ordered a new one with them without sitting in them. I heard they were heavily blostered online but I figured i'd be alright and it'd give me motivation to drop the 10-15 pounds I don't need.

I really, really regret getting it. The car is extrodinarily uncomfarable and nearly impossible to get out of without putting my palms on the ground and doing a pushup

>>17613451
jesus fuck start lifting

>>17613533
thats the ultimate cucktruck

>>17616872
wouldnt fit

either shame her into thinness by buying a car with recaros or shame her perpetualy by replacing the passenger seat with seats from a crown vic.

>>17612584
You're actually considering seat options for your fatfuck girlfriend. You're getting cucked by food.

>>17612599
I'm 9'15" and your girlfriend weighs 175 lbs more than me.

>>17615726
maybe if his girlfriend is a trap.

Unless you're over 6'6" there is no reason to be over 200 pounds.

>>17619657
OP here! I got to take a test drive with her today and this was basically what happened. She kind of just sits on top of the bolsters. She said she could probably squeeze in there if she had to but we both agreed to just take my Volvo or her car when we go out together because the Fiesta makes her feel super fat.

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>>17612584
>fucking women over 30% body fat

>>17621531
I'm 6ft 240, but I can also ass to grass squat 495 for reps and have a 34 inch waist

>>17612686
I work in an ICU, just had a 34 year old 600lber die from congestive heart failure and acute respiratory distress last week.

You better get your shit together or you're a dead man.

Maybe you'll survive the bilateral BKAs caused from yer sugeerz, maybe you won't.

>>17613337
Nigga your cock doesn't work, don't lie

>>17621666
>Not being into BBWs

>>17622386
>being a chubby chaser

>>17612599
His gf weighs more than me and my dakimakura collection, and I'm 5'9" as well.

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>>17613842
fucking laughing my ass off

>>17621663
That's because she IS super fat.

>get regular nonrice seat
>bolt it in place
It's like you didnt't love your very own Miss Piggy ₣ÅⅯ

>>17612599
6'2 and she weighs 70 more pounds than me

>>17612635
I love this guy

>>17612584
>Fiesta ST with the Recaro seats and something that's been on my mind is the bolstering on the Recaros. I'm a about 5'7 150 pounds so i'm not worried at all about myself but my girlfriend is around the same height and about 250.
>Ford Fiesta
>5'7 150lb tiny manlet
>5'7 250lb girlfriend
This is why Ford cars are shit. BTFO and GTFO my way

>>17613281
>n-no you!!!11!

>>17613531
What was auschwitz like?

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>>17615777
check'd
also I'm 115 @ 5'8" and my shitbox SUV seats are C O M F Y

>5'7 150 pounds
>not worried at all about myself

You're not worried about being 20 lbs overweight?

>>17612686
I love this tripfag.

>>17625793
thank you mr skeletal

>>17625142
That's definitely an idea. I might do that. I wonder how much it would be to get a non Recaro just for the passenger side.

>>17623290
>my dakimakura collection
Honestly, how much does that even weigh?

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My fat friend who is 5 8" and weighs 250lbs can't fit in bucket seats comfortably, so I doubt she can. Tell that fat cunt to lose some weight.

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>>17612686

>>17612788
well that's a cheap way to stance a BMW

>>17612599
6'5" and we're about the same weight. Get a healthier gf.

>>17612594

>sorry hun, you don't longer fit in my racing seat