stuff like this
>The year is 2542
>Dodge has just released the new 2543 Dodge Satan Hellspawn SRTBBQ
>Comes with a 70.2L V8 and a 30L Argent Energy negative space supercharger that sucks power from Hell.
>Accelerates from 0 to lightspeed in .2333333333 of a second.
>Has no known top speed
>The engine produces an unknown amount of horsepower as no Dyno can withstand it.
>Standard package comes with the previously described engine, a drivers seat, and 3 wheels as the 4th is unnecessary and adds weight.
>If you want a passenger seat Dodge will pay you 10$
>If you want rear seats, Dodge will pay you another 10$
>If you want the 4th wheel they give you a handjob, a beer, and a big Mac.
>If you desire a steering wheel Dodge recommends you use the big Mac.
>Whole thing costs 5,000$
>Is banned in UK.
>Still manages 25 mpg hwy.
>pic HEMI related
>>17607103
>Is banned in UK.
??
Why the UK? Modification laws etc are relaxed here.
>>17607147
>he doesn't know
america will soon ban sales of petrol
>>17607103
>year 2542
>not thinking all the oild will be gone by then, stay btfo in your fantasy
>>17607154
It's not just the UK doing this. Nothing would stop you importing anything anyway.
>>17607147
>>17607154
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>>17607203
>The year is 2542
>12 Billion people in the world, 11.5 Billion are muslim because Japanese and whites stopped having kids in 2100
>Ford, GM, and every European car company is owned by Saudis or muslim interests
>All non muslims are forbidden to drive
>>17607103
>go to car dealership
>car has no steering wheel
>insurance for a used car is $15k/year
>even though it is 100% self driving it still has a backup camera
>all electric, 10hp, speed limited to 84.999 mph
>no more airbags the car just fills instantly with foam in a crash
>seat belts are still required though
>the year is 2019
>dodge still making the same LC challenger in 500 years time
>>17607103
SRTBBQ kek
>>17607103
>year 2542
>dodge still using melted McDonald's happy meal toys to craft their interiors
>>17607103
Haven't kekd this hard in a while. Fuckin dodge, batshit crazy, kinda stupid company but I'm a fanboy.