Car gets brake checked by biker

there are only a few things worse than black people and bikers are one of them.

no pity.

>>17600963
Man, how do you not just pull immediately to the side of the road?

I guess I would never put my self in this situation so I have no clue how fucking idiots would react.

>>17600987
>im on a bike
>i can do whatever i want
>ooga booga
>smashes mirror
>bixnood

>>17601001
>>17600987

>>17600963
>cruiser cuck doesn't know how to use front brake
pottery

in other news retards attract each other

>>17601024
>be sure to back up and run over your head to destroy your faggot vlogger gopro
problem solved?

DID HE DIED

>>17600963
Fucking lol. I'm a baikufag but have no sympathy for either of these guys.
>brake check a vehicle larger than you
>get rekt
>get brake checked by a vehicle larger than you
>get rekt
Sure the cager is a dick and definitely deserves whatever repercussion he sees, but it's best to leave them be and let them (and even yourself) cool off.
This video is a perfect example of how you get yourself killed.

>>17600996
Well a group of motorcyclist have mob mentality, and the chances are extremely high that if you hit a biker in a group of 20 or more that they will drag you out of the car and kill you.
Stopping could be deadly, It's still a better primary option than running. But keep your windows up, your doors locked, and your car running. If you end up having to run, make sure it's to a public populated area, preferably a police station.

>>17601049
>implying the white trash/nigger on the bike can afford to live in my area anyways
theres a reason you like bikes, they're cheap with alot of power, all that means is the lowest common denominator flocks to them.

>>17601057
Fuck him, there was plenty of room for Biker to split through. With that said, we don't know what happened beforehand to cause that brake checking.

>>17601094
Can you update your shitpost folder, I see that same .jpg posted in every thread. Thanks!

>>17601094
how can my blood be boiling when I get to watch some bikers get run over again and again?

>heavy braking
>second guy just fucking dies

Bikes blow holy shit

>>17601108
the guy stomped on his back brake, at least it was only a harley

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>Brake check a 4000lb car in your tiny crotchrocket
>Get rekt
>Try to be a tough guy and catch the car in your harley
>Fall and split your head open because tough guys don't need helmets

It's like all bikers stereotypes in one video... I hope they continue at this rate they'll all be dead by the end of the year.

>>17601128
Stop begging for attention and make a Name for yourself, even if it's /o/'s number 1 sperg, take care!

>>17601148
Keep the shitposting to a minimum, I won't report you

>>17601160
Making kiddos squirm, there is a time and place for everything. Don't blow your load after a few tears, let it sink in a bit

>autistic namefag is a biker

Who would have possibly thunk it

>>17600963

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I really don't understand why anyone would do brake-checks, ever, especially on a motorcycle. Most people have the reaction times of a vegetable, so playing fucking human benchmark with some random dingus in a chevy is dumber than russian roulette with a glock. Also, why risk your vehicle, even if you have insurance?

That being said, I did indeed install a brake light flasher into my bike as well as doubled the turn signals and brake lights physically (as seen in the pic). Last thing I want is some inattentive fuckwit parking their gay little KIA ontop of my head.

>>17601239
Same kind of people that brake check on a bike also don't wear helmets.

Complete fucking retards

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>>17600963
Why are bikers such degenerates?

>>17600963
lol what retard
>i'm a badass biker, watch me brake check this caddy

>>17601045
>The second bike speeds after the car and locks his brakes up when the car slows down very quickly causing the second bike to go down. No helmet. I assume he slams his head hard. He sat looking at me for quite some time until paramedics arrived. I don't think he was necessarily conscious but he did talk to the firemen and I heard him say his neck doesn't hurt.

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>>17601272
They're not degenerates, they are the alphas of the road.

I'm some guy who had his mirror smashed in by an alpha biker and sped off on his Harley. And it was my new car too.

>Hol' up lemme brake check a 1000+ lb vehicle with my 400lb bike
Retards will be retards; doesn't matter if they're driving or riding.

>>17600972
He will not have any problems in criminal court, civil court he may get fucked. But all the defense attorney has to do is show this video, and videos of bikers acting like bikers.

>>17601058
this. When the asian guy ran over bikers in nyc a few years back he was not even charged for this reason. It is also legal to drive over protestors if you feel threatened.

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>>17601257
That's quite interesting, the people who don't wear helmets, I mean. It's different on a bicycle, you don't want to wear that styrofoam egg-shell that makes you look like you were inseminated from a used condom, even though you might end up travelling at 30mph. I'd risk cracking my head if I had to look like a tool like that too, but then again, I don't own a bicycle.

Now put a person on a mode of transportation that makes them travel around two-ton steel machines at speeds of 60mph and above. I mean, first gear top speed is something where I can't even travel with my visor up without my eyes watering themselves shut.

I mean, motorcycle helmets are fucking attractive too, so it's not like wearing that egg-shell bed-pan. Not to mention that proper gear makes high speeds feel like nothing at all and comfy af.

Takes some delusional self image to think of yourself as somehow tougher because you don't think you need the protection, sure, you can trust yourself, but can you trust yourself not to lay down your gay harley when someone brakes a hundred feet in front of you.

I really don't understand the mental gymnastics behind not wearing a helmet, or proper gear for that matter.

Why do so many bikers have a victims complex?

Why do bikers act like the fucking supreme moral saints of driving when statistics show they are 4 times as likely to speed and are at fault 75% of collisions between bikes and passenger vehicles.

>>17601380
It's the same thing with people who don't wear their seatbelts, they just somehow think they look way cooler while defying safety. Or drive under the influence of anything, they just want to look COOL without any regard to their safety.

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>>17600963

Hard to say what happened before this recording but god damn that shit is funny to watch.

>speed in front of caddy
>brake check
>get run over

then

>in front of harley
>brake check
>harley eats shit

How can bikes even compete?

>>17601426
they think they are better than the rest of the world
the definition of speshul snowflakes

they think nothing will ever happen to them
only others crash because they are idiots. "I'll never get into an accident, never make any mistakes, ever"

the irony when the break check was also a reality check for the idiot

>>17600963
Well, that certainly didn't pan out how they expected.

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>>play stupid games
>>win stupid prizes

>>17601533
OOOO OOOOOOOOH

>>17600963
wtf why didn't he stop? They were going to beat his ass only a little...

Bikers are so retarded that they give their videos to viralhog

>>17601057
everyone should just chill the fuck out when on the road.
I also have a bad temper (though it's getting better with age and I don't act like a literal autistic retard anymore) but every time I get mad because someone did some stupid shit on the road I feel like a child.
Just let it go, chill. Fuck that guy doing something you don't like, you'll most likely never see him again. It's terrible when anger leads to people escalating stupid shit for no reason and you get situations like the one in the vid where you can pretty much die for nothing.

>>17601239
i never understood brake checking either. i remember being younger and being in the car when someone first did that to get "revenge". i was like wtf, so you show them who is boss by having them crash into the back of your car and getitng injured plus wrecking your shit?

>>17602127
Never underestimate how bitchy and petty humanity can be.

Put them in two ton machines with minimal training and watch the literal sparks fly.

>That mob mentality as they all speed off into the night to """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""beat his ass.""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

TOP
FUCKING
LAFF

>>17602153
>>17602127
People who brake check are the same motherfuckers who either don't have insurance or have had somebody buy their car for them. The hilarious thing in the comments is how many people are saying they would've shot the driver. As if the 1 hour range training they have would lead to anything but them hitting anybody but the driver or them getting BTFO by the guy in the 2 ton car (who could also be packing, and it could be something much bigger than a 9mm). Shithead bikers are some of the biggest fags out there.

>>17600963
How come bikerfags are either really chill or total fucking morons with no in-betweens?

>>17601001
>i'm in a car!
>i need to get to woooork!
>five-fifteen over the limit everywhere MINIMUM or you get honked at!
>don't fucking cut me off! it's my right to tailgate the person in front of me!
>and don't tailgate me either! i don't want to be rear ended faggot!
>WTF THAT FUCKING BIKER FAGGOT CUT IN LINE FUCK HIM DOESN'T HE KNOW THAT'S DANGEROUS AND ILLEGAL? COOOOOOOPS!

>>17601130
Last bastion of natural selection

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>brake check a sperg in a full sized cadillac
>chase said sperg who just smashed the shit out of a bike, while on bikes
how fucking stupid do you have to be

>>17602314
stupid enough to do group rides

>>17600963
2 less assholes on my roads

Biker hate thread?

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>>17602291
Lets just ignore the breakcheck
Sperg harder

>play stupid games
>win stupid prizes

>>17602329
Biker hate thread.

Look at this one think he's cool for intimidating an old man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z_AUkTlcMA

Lol the dude who posted the video even points out its entirely the bikers' faults.

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>brake check a car
>send your mob of bikers to chase the car
>everybody forgets about their fucking friend who's dying in the middle of the road
>fall down going in a straight line
>give the guy in the car the perfect excuse of hitting and running: "I didn't want 20 people attacking me if I did stop"
Why are bikers so fucking dumb?

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>>17602314
Approximately this stupid

>>17602352
More like this pls

>>17602352
this looks more like an insurance fraud attempt,

though would that even win if there's a foot-sized dent (if any dent at all) on the car?

>>17602341
>picks a fight with an old guy while wear a helmet
What a pus

>>17602362
>this looks more like an insurance fraud attempt,
No, bikers are this retarded

>>17602355

He just fell on the Capri Sun he had in his pocket.

>>17602410
recpec tha pouch

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Never forget this classic

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kFIXHAbjCxQ


Bikers are such huge pussies lmao.

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>see dumb ass brake checker get absolutely B T F O
>mfw see Harley eat shit after being brake checked himself

oh my god, I have such a big hard on, I was slapping my desk and crying from laughter, haven't laughed this hard in awhile thanks op

>>17601057
Seriously this
How stupid do you have to be to not realise a car weighs 10x what you do, it's like throwing a punch at Mike Tyson; even if you're "in the right" you're about to get destroyed.

>>17602127

I was under the impression people brake checked by just applying enough pressure to the brakes to get the lights to come on, not literally slamming on the brakes.

This video literally made me think of F-Zero.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYdfGSO2Rqc

>>17602420
>OH YEAH LETS GO LETS GO WHAT
>OMG STAHP
>WHHAT ARE YOU DOINGGG AHHHHH

I'm cumming

>>17602420
>old man calls him on his bullshit
>crumble while wearing protective gear.

talk shit get hit, bitch. Don't escalate shit thinking the other person is going to sit there and take it.

I had to watch it a couple of times to see the first biker. But that 2nd one is comedy gold every time.

Hopefully they died and the other bikers commit suicide for ever being associated with these fucking idiots

>>17602423
np I was surprised this wasn't already posted on here

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>>17602420
>let's fight
>yeah let's go
>he actually fights
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING PLEASE HELP
Oh my god

I only wish that there was another angle of this fight besides the audio

>>17602238
Comes with the biker culture perpetuated in North America. Bikes go fast, weave traffic outrun cars, and the riders themselves are badasses for doing so.

>>17602420
Did the old man upload the video? Fucking fake and gay

>there are actually people that ride motorcycles without helmets
>there are actually people that ride motorcycles without full padded gear on
>there are people that ride shirtless, in shorts and sandals along with their gfs in bikinis
>these are the same people that act like complete fucking retards on the road
At least these fucking idiots die out of the gene pool. All it takes is one accident to realize how fucking stupid you are because you're either gonna be dead, brain dead, or fucking ground beef. I only know one person that wears full gear. I don't know how these people are so fucking dumb. Maybe you'll get lucky and never crash or anything but there's a high chance you will, no reason to risk it so you look cool to your biker buds.

>>17600978
>spotted the cager cuck

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>>17600963

If I were on a jury I wouldn't convict that driver of anything. Bikers acting like cunts - and they got rekt, deservedly.

Giant packs of 20-30 bikers like this are ALWAYS acting like fucksticks, it's why they ride in such large groups all at once. They figure no cop can pick them out, and it creates a dangerous situation to try and stop them.

Glad that driver had the balls to fuck up two of those faggots, it's just a shame he didn't kill more.

Bonus points for fucking up that fat bubba on his Harley, too. I smiled when I saw the blood next to his motionless body.

>>17601309
Nigger that's not alpha you fucking pussy

>>17600963
>This just in:
LOCAL MAN FUCKIGN DIES

>>17602769
Found the bitchass biker who talks shit and gets hit

>>17601094
There has to be a version of "spin the wheel" for you retards

You're either a polack, a T_D faggot, or a troll.

I hope that driver gets rekt. But bikers pulling shit like that are eventually going to get their checks cashed. They will never learn that acting aggressively on the road will always end up triggering some psycho and then people get hurt/killed. It's a shame but you can't expect that people won't up the ante when you get aggressive

>>17601094
>Alphonse tier reply and image

Yeah try harder summer fag

>>17602161
fucking goon squad of retard bikers trying to justify their retard friend
too good

>>17600963
that fuckin hop tho

>>17602173
>Bigger than 9mm

>Stoppin powah memes

Otherwise decent point. Although I'll defend the 2nd amendment because I do take the time to train as necessary and understand the law as it relates to defending myself. Even if others don't, the law exists to protect those who do.

>>17601309
That's not alpha that's faggotry. Sorry about your car m9

>>17600963
I like how they immediately take off to harass the car instead of checking to see if their friend is okay. Using someone's potential death as an excuse to be edgy and make lots of noise. Fuck bikers.

>>17602420
why not just spin him out
much less effort than getting out of the car but not as classy I guess

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>>17602341
>start a fight
>run up to him sperging out and do nothing
>"that's what I thought, bitch"
>this is a victory in his eyes

Also
>yelling "take a swing" while wearing a crash helmet

Mfw when I drive I'm nice to bikers, and I give them space, keep to the left or right of my lane depending on where they are behind me so they have a clear view of what's in front of me, I always move to the far end of my lane when they're passing me, never tail gate them or anything like that.

However, those fucking cruiser riders, fuck those assholes, thinking they own the road going the speed limit in the passing lane staying parallel to a fucking tour bus. I will end those ones' lives if they put me in a situation I don't like, and then I'll get out of the car and end their lives for the second time.

>>17602341

cringey as fuck, that's the kind of bitch who would break a mirror off your car and zoom off

when I see shitheads like that in traffic I make sure to read out their tag number loud and clear, so my dashcam has it on record. 50% of the time they end up doing some stupid shit a few minutes later, like blowing through a red light, cutting someone off, trying to start a fight, brake checking, etc.

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>brake check
>die

>>17600963
lmao I love how everyone just leaves them behind like real nice friends you got there "OH SHIT HE WAS HIT BY A CAR AND MIGHT BE DEAD, BETTER RIDE OFF" fuck bikers are niggers

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>>17603718
>on the ground writhing in pain
>not a single one of your """pals""" stop to help you

>>17600963
this shit makes me want to buy a 5 ton specifically because the bumper is right at biker head level.
also
>bikeniggers ""revbombing"" cars like it matters
I can be louder than you, faggot

>>17603021
Probably meant that it's possible (though unlikely) that there's a shotgun or rifle in the car, where that's basically impossible on the bike unless you're open carrying.

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>>17603021
I always have a loaded 10.5" SBR in my car when I'm driving. Some people tell me it's overkill, but you never know when you will need more firepower than a handgun. I carry a handgun too though just in case.

>>17603808
I'm not an uncivilized ape. I keep a Surefire can on it too so as not to disturb anyone and trigger panic.

>>17600963
>middle of the night, nobody around
>driving down windy as fuck road
>bike out of nowhere starts tailgating me
>no safe place to pull over
>keep driving the speed limit
>bike goes to overtake on the only straight for miles
>as he passes, swerve towards him to scare him
>he over corrects and falls off
>keep driving, no fucks given

I'm not a bikerfag and that video was a little hard to make out for me. Did the bike brake check the car that hard? It looked to me like the car punched it once the bike pulled in front of him.

>>17603843
nah, the bike pulled in front of that car when the car had no fucking way of stopping, and then the biker tried to brake, then the car tried to brake, and I think abs may have kicked in and full-speed slammed the car up the dude's ass.

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>>17602341
>it's a hotline miami episode

tragic incident but it was funny how the car guy got revenge by brakechecking the biker behind him

is the car driver going to get caught?

>>17603869
of never mind about that question

>>17602291

autism

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>>17602420
>are you fucking kidding me?

>>17603832
Things that never happened

>>17603954
Ok, I stopped. Just to kick him

i saw a biker drive off a cliff in the hills of Ojai. cops told me later he did it on purpose.

>>17602769
The biker uploaded it then deleted it quickly once he realized what a fag he was.

>>17603972
And how do you suppose the biker uploaded the video after it shows that the old man took his GoPro, genius? Seriously I don't know how some of you morons can take care of yourselves during the day

>>17603972
How? The old man took the camera with him

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>>17602341
>goes total REEEE mode
lmao

>>17601057
>>get brake checked by a vehicle larger than you
>>get rekt
can i try this with my car and you as the biker?

>>17603808

>be british
>get run over by a truck with a muslim driving it
>get blown up
>be french
>get gunned down by AK47 wielding lunatics in broad daylight on a busy street
>get run over by a truck
>get blown up
>be scandivanian
>get cucked by mudslimes
>be eastern europe
>ANUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

I'll take my chances...

>>17604022
>be australian
>worst that happens is getting yelled at by a bogan
lel

>>17600963
>be me, biker
>cut in front of 4000lb steel box on wheels
>slam on the brakes
>"yeah that'll teach him"
>realize that a 4000lb steel box on all season tires literally cannot stop anywhere close to as fast as my 400lb crotch rocket
>get splattered across the pavement
>"at least I technically wasn't at fault because he was following too closely"
>paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of my life
>totally worth it

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERICAN "ROAD USERS" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>17600963

TOP KEK

what the fuck did I just watch.

>>17604028
>be australian
>get killed by spiders
>get killed by emus
>get killed by snakes
>get killed by drop bears
Wow, what a lovely place to live in!

>>17602420
This seems staged almost

>>17604064
>not realising that spiders, emus, snakes and dropbears are friends
lmao amerifats

>>17604075
seems like I forgot the crocodiles

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>>17604081
>not realising that crocs are cucked into staying in their own rivers
l m a o a m e r i f a t s

>>17604110
>not realizing I'm memeing and not even an amerifat
"drop bears" should be enough of a giveaway cunt

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbJ-rah8_9A

anymore videos of bikecucks getting BTFO?!?!?!?

>>17604202
Surprise buttsex.

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>>17604218
>Suprise Buttsecks

>>17604202

>dude checks the front of his car to make sure its okay before going to check on the biker

jej

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfNjFhoLxdw

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>>17604202
>that moment where the bike is riding on the car's front end and is still upright

>>17601058

> Well a group of motorcyclist have mob mentality

This shit is true. I was driving to work one day and this group of assholes on rice rockets were blocking every lane of the freeway so I got in the fast lane and started closing in on one, he braked slightly and I didn't. Right before I was about to hit his back tire he accelerated and kept looking at me like he was going to do something. I rode up his ass until he finally moved and other cars started trying to block the bikes off before they all finally exited. Assholes like that deserve to get run over.

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am I the only one that laughed uncontrollably after the harley dude slammed on his brakes and ate shit without the car driver being involved in any way?

>>17604324

Yeah it was such a badass story I can see how you wouldn't believe it. Idiot.

>my entire sides when I see some nigger on a yamaha get creamed by a dump truck he brake checked because the truck was going too slow for his tastes

>>17602362
He went for the mirror and missed... idk how.

>>17602769
shit probably boiled down in court and the vid was submitted to evidence. shit tends to leak naturally

>>17604046
>>paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of my life
idk, he was bleeding pretty bad and not moving. he's super ded

This is why when you faggot little bikers try to fuck with 'cagers' and get run over nobody blames the driver https://youtu.be/7dqIPRYTWWA?t=54

>>17604443
>idk, he was bleeding pretty bad and not moving. he's super ded
he isn't though, look at the comments

>>17604202
>checks the front of his car after a biker's physics experiment.

>>17604459
he isn't though, look at the comments
uhhg i hate looking at you tube comments but i'll take your word for it. chalk that up for play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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>17604473
oh look it's another alphonse-tier namefag

no (You) for you.

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>POONITED SHARTS OF POOMERICA
HOLY FUCK

>>17604450
That type of situation is why you carry and why you avoid getting in a jam like that guy did. Avoid the city, take the highway.

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>17604488
>give me a (You)!!!!

look how desperate this namefag is! lmao!

This is genuinely just the bullet being an actual retarded. When you are in a bike and are hit you are going to be seriously injured. So this guy either had matinee road race and thought he was invincible, or he just wanted to die

>>17604497
The one time I post on phone and dont check shit
>Inb4 phone poster tard

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>17604505
lol look at this loser having a meltdown because he's not getting a (You)! haha

>>17604513
you acknowledge name fags? I don't even read names. hell trip fags barely get noticed as well.

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>17604529
>y-you're wrong, I got a lot of (YOU)s!!!
>can't spell because he was wiping away the tears from his meltdown

lmao pathetic!

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>17604541
you're gonna do it first, it's taking you 5 minutes to reply back because you have to wipe away the tears from your meltdown LOL

>>17604541
>>17604547
get a room

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>he rq'd

I KNEW IT! LMAO

>>17604064
Discovered at 100km/h that a huntsman spider decided to sneak into my helmet before I put it on.
Don't think I've ever pulled up as fast as I did in this scenario. Still don't know how I didn't crash. Also don't know how I didn't feel the little shit prior to entering the highway.

>>17604563
>tbhfam1
holy shit
sounds nightmarish
are those lethal?

>>17604575
No but when it decided to crawl down my visor I almost shit myself

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>he still melting down in the corner


you can't make this shit up!

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>>17604591
>>17604561
>>17604547
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>>17604513
>>17604493

>>17602769
As >>17604426 said it may have leaked, or the old man could've shared it with someone who uploaded it or shared it with another person who uploaded.
Given the fact that both parties were talking about going to the police it's not unlikely the video was used as evidence and leaked. That is a more believable explanation than them going to all the effort of staging it, damaging the car but still making a "fight" video where you don't see the actual fight.

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>17604596
>n-no i wasn't crying!

damage control.

>>17604333
No because it was pretty great!

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>he rq again
as expected.

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>17604653
>living delusions
>taking more than 10 mins to wipe the tears away

KEK!

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>17604674
>made him resort into sounding like a broken record player

lmao!!!

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>17604683

>he's going tsundere for me now

slow down now nigger

>>17604697
>I am not gay and you will stay lonely forever, so don't even get your hopes up
DID YOU JUST ASSUME XER GENDER?

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>17604697
>i-i need to go to sleep

no you don't, you just need to shield your blasted booty because you simply cannot compete

>being this mad

LOOK AT HIM MELTDOWN HAHAHA

>>17604450
This video is a classic. I remember being quite angry with the idiot riders, but the aftermath is sweet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_Stuntz_gang_assault

tl;dr

no charges against SUV driver

11 bikers convicted, most facing jail sentences averaging at least two years

undercover cop who participated with the gang fired and in jail

>that faggot crashing his own bike chasing

lmao

>>17602420
Can't remember the last time I saw a video this good on /o/.

>>17604719
>undercover cop who participated with the gang fired and in jail
lolwut

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>17604723
it's easy to lie on the internet low energy namefag

stay eternally BTFO

>>17604450
>walks over to help Lian

what more could you expect from an immigrant than lies

Anyone know what happened to that California(?) road rage incident with the bike kicking the car, and the car guy totally losing it?

>>17604719
>guy who was paralyzed was riding without a license

of fucking course

>>17604762
not only riding on a suspended license, but had been convicted of riding on a suspended license in the past as well.

His story was that he was "walking back to his bike after trying to help [the uninjured guy who initially brake checked the SUV and got tapped]"

sure, walking back to your bike that someone just happens to be parked directly in front of the SUV. right.

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>17604752
damn right i did. nighty night

Is no one else mad that the guy filming pointed his headlight at oncoming traffic which would make it harder to see someone lying in the road?
Why do bikers not know that blinding someone does not help them see better?

Even if bikers are trying to be the good guy they show complete recklessness towards other road users.

>>17601094

>he starts posting smug anime girls when he gets buttflustered

lmao

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>>17604493
>>17604513
>>17604535
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>>17604561
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>>17604601
>>17604611
>>17604641
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>>17604678
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>>17604793
How retarded does someone need to be to have this much of a laughing crying emoji collection

>>17604897
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU KEK ASS NEWFAG

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>>17600963
>get brake checked by some scared and confused commuter
>ohshit.exe
>losing control of bike
>crash and nearly fucking die
>one of my shoes fly off
>on the ground writhing in pain
>a couple guys turn back and help
>oh my fucking god this hurts call 911
>can see my blood starting to pool up in the streets
>guys park their bikes an stand next to me
>they don't even notice I'm here
>not even a "are you okay?"
>wtf.jpg
>one of them pulls out a phone
>yes, please an ambulance
>he starts trading info with the other bikers where the commuter took off to
>planning on beating the shit out of him for not braking fast enough
>spend the night on a highway with a few broken bones and serious road rash
>mfw

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>>17600963
Well, whatever happened that caused that first guy to attempt brake checking doesn't matter, because that 2nd guy wiped out on his own

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>>17602352
>that face plant into the barrier

every damn time

>>17602352
Are they 3/4 length skinny jeans or was that just the accident?

>>17602420
sometimes you get what you ask for whether you're ready for it or not

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>>17602778
how bout this guy
doing freeway races in shorts and a tshirt on a nitrous crotchrocket
no crash unfortunately

>>17604248
>that very first crash with the dude on the quad

hahahaha god damn this video starts out strong

Reminder to put rebar through your mirrors.

>>17605219
he's not causing trouble
if he doesn't fall off what's the problem?

>>17605219
at least he has a helmet

>>17604022
>be Canadian
>inexplicably have none of this happen despite being even more cucked than all of those countries
It really is only a matter of time before we have a big terror attack

>>17605219
he knows he is fucked if he crashes anyway

>>17604489
NYC it's basically impossible to own a firearm

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>>17600963
>"car gets brake tested by biker"
>car clearly accelerates towards the bike
>bike brake light doesnt come up until the moment he gets hit
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>17600963
This video just made my day.

>>17600978
bus-wanker detected

>>17600963
why does nobody help guy which fell from the bike at 0:58?

He just casually stands there without doing any first aid most likely leaving the guy bleeding to death

>>17601130
kek if you daily a bike you're a fag t.b.h

>>17605405
Get cancer bike fag

>>17604000
I don't follow close enough to let this happen to me, nor do I share the mob mentality that makes me want to chase down other motorists.

>>17605467
because it sends more blood to their micropeens to play batman and chase the guy

>>17605552
>delusional autistic sperg
ok pal

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daily reminder that everyone is hating on bikes in here cause their "muh performance" car gets annihalated by any 600 on craigslist, much less a 1000

>>17601033
That cruiser literally through himself under the cars wheels fuccckkkk he got fucked up.

At 24 you see him slid infront of the car then the camera looks away for a second and you see him shoot out behind when the camera goes back

>>17605803
You could have just posted
>I'm assblasted because I'm also a huge faggot when I'm on a bike
and have gotten the same effect.

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>>17604719
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>17600963

LOL reminds me of that motorcycle chase in Terminator Salvation

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>>17605869
nice biker gang you have there
would be a shame if something were to happen to it

>>17603784
>>17604333
>Abuses animals

>>17605803
>AC
> room to fuck boipus in back
>Not dying from fender bender
>Not getting rained on
>Not smelling like sweaty asshole when arriving to destination after peeling back that "tacticool biker armor"

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>>17605803

>>17604202
>Nigger music blasting
>Middle-aged white guy gets out

That was the biggest surprise for me

>see thread blew up
>think it's now a 'biker btfo' thread
>see it's a bunch of redditors taking simple bait

/o/ is the worst board

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>>17602420
>that jumping kick at 2:02

My fucking sides

>>17600963

N A T U R A L S E L E C T I O N

>>17605405
t.didn't pay attention in physics class. But what can you expect from bikers

>>17605803
whether troll or not, people actually think this way.

you can have all the fun you want passing me at great speed. I don't care as long as you understand physics and know playing brake check chicken will always be more dangerous for you than it will be for the cager.

>>17605803
I don't hate the bikes, just the faggots that ride them.

>>17606706
kek

>>17601313
>But all the defense attorney has to do is show this video, and videos of bikers acting like bikers.

like how? Getting run over in a hit and run? Them being angry afterwards hardly justifies that guys behaviour.

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>>17601094
>you are so mad oh my god
>bro you are like so angry right now
>umad holy fuck
>blood literally boiling dude

>>17606760
getting run over in a brake check, cuck

>>17600972
"Yes Your Honor, I feared for my life when the biker brake-checked me and his friends started swarming my car."
No charges.

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>>17600972
>manslaughter fraud
What crazy things will you guys think of next?

>>17606620
I don't play brake check chicken I play drop a gear and disappear

Also holy fuck I thought the mods on /k/ were bad. The mods on /o/ are fucking cancerous. Jesus christ, get a life and grow a pair of balls.

>>17602420
average Gromlet lmao

>>17607092
Same. Why would I stick around so some glue eating retard can run me over when I can just go f a s t

>>17606191
>Implying motorcycles aren't fun in twisties

are you brain damaged

>>17605803
I think this is the real reason /o/ hates bikes. They know they could have bought a motorcycle instead of their shit box

>>17607092
then we're cool. If you want to think you're superior on the bike (which you are with power to weight) then do so w/o being an asshole. Otherwise you'll eat shit with someone who has terrible reaction time.

>>17603960
Your doing gods work anon

>>17607576
>are you brain damaged
No.
Which is why I don't like bikes. Same with boring muscle cars that can't handle a clean racing like at high speed.

>>17601426
I don't drive drunk because it's cool. I only drive drunk because I don't want to depend on someone else to get home

>>17604513
>meltdown posting still a thing

what have i created

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>>17608090
nothing because I made it, sperg.

Lol look at this loser having a meltdown.

>>17608176
I love u

>>17608251
ily 2 anon

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>>17602420
Holy shit, I work like five miles from where this happened. I found the exact spot where the beatdown happened; you can see it at 2:03 in the video:
https://www.google.com/maps/@32.8838867,-97.1980271,3a,75y,166.66h,81.71t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sKaqwplocZ9H3E6w7u_oeTw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>17607987
>Which is why I don't like bikes

>he's not suicidal and rides a motorcycle
normies reeeeeeeeeee

bikes are way more fun than cars, face it fag

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>>17610128
Wrong

>all the bike hate

I feel like half of it is just faggots bandwagoning because they enjoy being edgy. I just never get tired of the mental instability of the retards that are glad people got injured. Even if they're in the wrong, it's still fucked.

Yea, the moron brake checking a car got what naturally happens when you do stupid shit. Yes, the dumb fuck on the Harley not wearing a helmet doesn't know how to use brakes, but damn you edgy fucks need to relax.

>>17610552
It's the same people who actually believe in road rager shit like "cutting people off" aka making a legal lane change and depriving some gaylord of his following distance so he has to slow down for five seconds

>WHAT WAS WRONG WITH GETTING BEHIND ME AND CUTTING THE OTHER GUY OFF? HOOOOOOOOOONK.

And encounters with the biker version of that

>YOU ALMOST KILLED ME. I KNOW I LIVED AND HAVE THE SKILLS TO SURVIVE CRAZIER SHIT AND WAS LANE SPLITTING AT 20MPH FASTER THAN TRAFFIC TEN MINUTES AGO BUT DUDE YOU DIDN'T USE YOUR BLINKER WHEN YOU SLOWLY DRIFTED INTO MY LANE HALF A MILE AHEAD OF ME GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR AND FIGHT ME FGT
>OH GOD STOP FIGHTING ME
>HELP

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>>17608884

>>17600963
There needs to be an "open season" on motorcycles on the road, similar to open season in hunting.

For a few months, you are allowed to ram any motorcycle you see off the road.

>>17610544
Fun Wheel Drive is truly the best
lmao @ burgers with their autotragics and retard wheel drive

>>17610658
sound straight out of a movie with Van Damme lol

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>>17610686
yffw the USA has more manuals on the rode than your little country

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>>17602420
2:02 V-TRIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17602352
Newton'd

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>>17600963
>heavy thing moving forward
>get in front of heavy thing and try to move in same direction at a speed slower than heavy thing
>get BTFO
>get behind heavy thing and try to move in same direction at a speed faster than heavy thing
>get BTFO

lel. What retards. This is something they should've learned by the age of 5.

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Alright guys, post the cheapest yet most effective cars for driving over other people that want to attack you because they are shit drivers.

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>>17600963
holy shit, what a shit show

>>17610552
Look man, I said I hate the faggot riders, not the bikes. The bikes are cool. There are faggots that drives cars too, but it's not like I hate the car. The bike riders that aren't faggots are cool, the car drivers that aren't faggots are cool. It's cool, man.