*chips your paint*

>>17593911
>OP
*makes shitty threads*

>>17593945

Point me to a thread in the catalog that isn't shit

>driving down freeway at night
>behind stanced infiniti that swerved across the lanes
>start smelling burning rubber
>start hearing small debris hit my car, think it's just dirty from construction
>chunk of rubber slaps car
>realize other car's tire is shredding right in front of me
Haven't checked my car yet, hopefully there's no paint damage

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>>17594183
>realize other car's tire is shredding right in front of me
he is living the stance life, you just don't get it

>>17593911
*chips your widshield

>Sees sign warning 'DO NOT FOLLOW'
*follows vehicle*

>>17594354
THIS, WAY WORSE THAN PAINT

THOSE FUCKING GRAVEL TRUCKS, THE NIGGERS OF THE ROAD

YOU CAN FOLLOW 3 CAR LENGTHS 2 LANES OVER AND THEY CAN STILL NAIL YA

ONLY CHANCE IS TO RAM YOUR WAY THROUGH TRAFFIC TILL YOUR SAFELY AHEAD OF THEM

>Not using your jump Jack's installed under your car to jump over the truck

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>>17593911
*slings tar across your hood and windshield*

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*wears bra behind u*

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*calls the police because he thinks you're speeding too fast*

>>17595796
tfw i found a tiny pebble sized dent on my roof today
phew that was close

>>17593911
>Leaves shitloads of rocks in every fucking intersection
>Throws rocks over the top with every bump
>Always going 20 above the speed limit when approaching you
>Always going 20 below the speed limit when in front of you

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times. DUCK FUMPTRUCKS

>>17595796

REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>approaching corner at speed
>see this shit right at the start of the turn