YLYL /o/ edition

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>>17588241
Was that about this thing?

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the engineers must be sneering when they see this. may they burn in hell.

>>17588257
I've never actually seen a big gulp, they're THAT big? The fuck? Thats gotta be like 2000 calories.

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>>17588265
Chrysler had some great ideas as well.

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>>17588265
>hey man i need a jump start

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>>17588276
double wishbone is never a bad idea

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>>17588291
Look a bit closer.

>>17588271
>Thats gotta be like 2000 calories.
More.

>>17588257
Yuro here, whats that?

>>17588313
One of our great national shames.

>>17588313
an american sized small soda

>>17588313
high fructose corn syrup

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>>17588293
>be working on old subaru
>needs new rotors
>have to separate the half shafts

>>17588321
>>17588323
>>17588325
Are you telling me that jug(?) is full of lemonade, and someone is supposed to drink that in one sitting?

>>17588326
Holy fuck

>>17588341
If you want to, because in america your FREE TO DRINK THAT MUCH SODA IN ONE SITTING DAMMIT

>>17588341
Could be lemonade, could be soda/pol, could be a slushee. I hope not one sitting, I've never seen one in person.

>>17588341
look at the setting, its obviously water in there, which would be pretty handy if you worked a job that required manual work outside

but originally someone would buy that to put fruit punch or lemonade or soda in, i dont see how anyone can finish that much soda and not die, but whatever.
Americans like things in bulk. If they need a little, theyll take a lot, just in case. Thats why trucks are so popular here.

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>>17588326
>Be working on esprit
>Have inboard brakes
>Never get brake dust on rear wheels

>>17588362
I get that its a way of buying in bulk, what worries me is the straw sticking out of it.

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>>17588374
Same as Citroën GS

>>17588280

True story
I designed the machines that assemble, transport, and fasten the headlight assemblies into most BMW platforms

People just move the bumper assemblies around on carts.

I feel useless.

>>17588374
1) you don't have an esprit.
2) you wouldn't be working on an esprit even if you did have one.

>>17588341
They're generally full of soda.
My grandparents buy them because they drive all over the country and that much soda lasts my grandpa a whole days worth of driving. My grandma will drink three a day, but they only cost like 30 cents to refill so it's dirt cheap.
Also the containers while keep a drink cold even in a hot car

>>17588271
Considering 330ml of soda has about 150 calories that means 4.5 litres has about 2100

t. yurofag

>>17588313
the big ol 'beetus

>>17588275
I saw a child with a pink tail yesterday.

>>17588254
Yes

>>17588446
>three a day
Really? Thats gotta be multiple kilos of sugar, how is she even alive?

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>>17588557
did you cry inside?

>>17588265

the battery is hidden away?
but why?

>>17588381
holy shit heartbreaker btfo

>>17588291
I'm dead set against Trump but this made me giggle.

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>>17588291

that's not what he's talking about, idiot

>>17588241
yeesh
and people make fun of chevy

>>17589103
jesus christ what the fuck I didn't even see it
who designed this

>>17588271
>>17588313
It's a special cup 7-11 puts out. The real big gulp is at least now a days no larger than most fast food chains medium sodas (stateside at least). The double gulp cup is where you start to reach really large sizes.

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>>17588781
A little, the disease is spreading. You know what must be done.

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>>17588254

>>17588257
wtf, that's a bucket not a cup
That's 5kg protein powder canister with 7/11 written on it

>>17588781
Poor firebird

>>17588381
>bullying heartbreaker

no

>>17589305
That's a dog, not a bird.

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>>17589193

>>17588257
Hahaha lost your friend is drinking distilled water and is gonna die hahaha roasted

>>17589125
>36k for an used GTI without LED

top fucking lel

>>17589446
You know, on the one hand, they look retarded.
On the other hand, they're doing it for a good cause.
I'm willing to let this one slide.

>>17588417
1. Esprits aren't expensive to buy
2. It doesn't work

>>17589346

all tripfaggots should be bullied and lynched

>>17588313
The exact shit the mayor of New York tried to ban

>>17592285
>Oh shit, a goddamn bureaucrat tried to outlaw muh value soda jug

Soda is like imbalming fluid, don't drink it.

>>17588241

Darren Cox and his stupid marketing campaign killed this car. They could have kept the hype down and slowly worked on it, but no, had to convince everyone that it was the best car ever made

Stick to RETARDS + CARS Mr Cox.

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>>17589459
>distilled water
>somehow toxic

>>17588241

thats a good ad, reminds me of 90s videogame magazines

>>17592467
Go ahead and drink a gallon of distilled water for four weeks and see how you feel.

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>>17592500
This seems like an old wives tale or maybe just something you saw on youtube. I am 100% certain it wont do anything to you especially because you are not even proposing a mechanism by which it does harm.

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>>17592500
>t. really is that stupid
if this was true then solar stills would kill you
protip: they're a survival tool

>>17592526
>>17592517
Your bodies' metabolism requires minerals. Some come from water.

>>17592853
I read somewhere that it drains all the salt and minerals from your body which can cause some serious issues.

>>17588325
What is that used for since it's been deemed not suitable for human consumption?

>>17592979
Yes/no.
You can drink too much water and fall victim to water intoxication due to a lack of electrolytes (think of adding a cup of plain water to a half cup of orange juice. Tastes like shit).
It could be tap or distilled water, it is not specific to distilled/demineralized etc but it would be the straw that broke the camels back.

>>17593003
To clarify, to the average person there are no minerals/vitamins exclusive to 'ordinary' water required for living.

more like SHIT edition

>>17592979
lol dude.

>>17592853
>>17592979
Most comes from food. You'd die of regular old starvation well before distilled water could do anything. You could kill a plant though if it was in an organic free soil mix.

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>>17588254
HEY I HAVE AN ABSOLUTELY RETARDED IDEA

HOW ABOUT WE LET KIDS WHO ARE GOOD AT GRAN AUTISMO RACE A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR PROTOTYPE

that is how fucking retarded nissan is
they actually let a 18? year old black child drive that car on a real track
because that black child was good at a video game

>fwd
>slow
>nissan

>>17592467
Distilled water is a stronger solvent and higher in ph than regular water, which means you're literally drinking the plastic container that it's stored in.

>>17593048
*lower in ph, higher in acidity

>>17589058
KEK

>>17592526
>>17592500
>>17592467
Distilled water is isotonic which is bad for the body. Distilled water won't kill you outright though and it would take quite a bit of time for it to kill you and you'd need to drink it exclusively

>>17588276
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>>17589103
So not only is it I presume an absolute cunt to connect jumper cables to without removing the wheel, but the battery gets blasted with all manner of shit the tyres pick up from the road. Planned obsolescence gone mad.

>>17593088
Oh there's a plastic cover over it normally, which gets caked in all kinds of shit so it's a fucking cunt to remove if you ever need to get at the battery.

>>17593095
Oh it has a cover? So now it really needs the wheel off to get to it. Can you imagine the pain of needing a boost, removing the wheel, getting a boost, putting the wheel on again only to find you needed a few more minutes charge so the battery could start the car properly?

>>17593102
Yup, fucking Chrysler. They have their moments, but when they fuck up, no one fucks up harder.

>>17590088
>for a good cause
>yiff
>this is homosechs
Get the fuck out.

>>17593102
They are remote posts in the engine bay

>>17593128
>yiffing for charity

You can't be this retarded surely.

>>17588247
chuckled

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>>17588257
>calls that a big gulp

pleb

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an oldie

>>17593037
he wasn't black

>>17593037
>18
>child

>>17593080
lol then why are ''isotonic'' sportdrinks regular enriched with minderals? Probably because you are wrong.

>>17589687
You missed the point a bit. That's not where the humor comes from. Unless you did that on purpose. Can't really tell.

>>17588381
Gg. Can't believe I missed that, that's fucking hilarious.

>>17588241
exactly. who the hell would want to be friends with a loser

>>17593080
isotonic refers to how saturated a cell is in the body not a property of water. And distilled water tends to be acidic so as long as you eat other foods you're fine with it.

>>17592517
>>17592526
>>17593080

You drink a glass, nothing
You drink a gallon, still nothing

But if you kept drinking it, and only it for a prolonged period of time it would flush your body of all minerals and macro/micro elements until your internal organs start failing.

That would take a long fucking time through.

nothing more, nothing less

>>17588247
kek, I work in a tool shop, it really is a rape van.

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>>17588241

>>17593088
There are usually jump points in the engine bay.

At least there was in the 300M I worked on, and that had the wheel well battery shit.

305k miles in a 300M is pretty impressive.

>>17597540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQk8klgxH8Q

>>17588790
Chrysler is fucking retarded.

>>17597559
In other news, water is wet and grass is green.

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I dare you to not laugh

>>17588257

>MFW when 10 miles between full piss bottles

>>17594675
>
...and you would need to starve yourself, cos, y'know, your body sorts that shit out otherwise...

>>17588257
how do you carry it?

>>17598790
It has a handle on the other side obviously.
I kind of want to get one for my coffee.

>>17599267
Enjoy your caffeine addiction and dependency m8

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>>17599349
I do and will continue to do so.

>>17598790

stick it in the scooter basket

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What do you think about your neighbours' parking?

>>17599367
good idea. Dont you also have some ultra mega gulp in america? i saw a pic that needed a hug to carry

>>17599395
koth

>>17599395
>rashka intensifies

least funny thread ive ever seen

>>17599416
This was shot in an eu capital.

>>17599478

Bulgaria? Lel

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>>17592467
Wow. Sure is summer in here...