Subtle asshole things you do in your car to piss other road users off

>lanes merging down
>guy tries to wait till the last second and cut in
>I speed up and box him out
>he ends up on the shoulder like a cuck

>Drive 5mph under the speed limit or just the speed limit
Captain slow here

I drive at the posted speed limit.

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>shithouse driver in "nice" car (BMW, Merc; anything considered "fast") or a cuckwagon (Suburban/Tahoe, LandRunner/4Runner, etc.)
>cutting everyone off and weaving in and out of lanes like it's fucking Fast & Furious
>am driving at a steady clip in far left lane watching all this happen
>suddenly the fucker is in the middle lane right next to me
>has a semi/worktruck/minivan in front of him
>sees a little half-carlength-sized gap in between me and the car I'm behind (it's called following distance)
>I speed it up a little so he doesn't do what I know he's going to do
>pass him by about 6 car lengths while he's stuck behind a shitty Honda Odyssey

if someone tailgates me i turn on the rear fog light

I don't do anything to intentionally piss off other drivers, all it does is make a dangerous situation for no reason

Brake hard, very hard, right before taking an off-ramp.

>See someone in a poor shitbox aggressively weaving in and out of traffic
>they get behind me
>match speed with the person next to me and block them


You're not going anywhere with that shitty Citroen Picasso you fat cunt

>>17588170
Ahh, I love doing rolling roadblocks on aggressive drivers. Did it to this faggot racerboi in a red Integra recently.

>>17588071
>being tailgated on a single lane road
>go the speed limit for bit to get him all flustered
>accelerate hard and put some distance between us
>let him catch up, and repeat

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I tailgate people in curves and corners while leaving normal distance in straights.

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>>17588234
fuck i do that too, especially when it was some asshole in a minivan going 100 then slowing down to 15 on a highway on ramp

Bunch of little faggots in this thread. I'll follow you to your stop and kill you if you try this on me

>>17588240
t. edgelord who is probably less than 150 lbs and doesn't even own a gun

>>17588240
I bet you beat the shit out of your wife.

>>17588157
>the rear foglight
yuro detected.

>>17588071
>drive sports car
>obey speed limits and drive like a reasonalbe driver
>especially infront of bmw suv's

I specifically enjoy driving slow in front of full-sized trucks. Bigger the grill, the better.

>>17588234
I do that to. I never drop below speed limit coz muh handling godmachine

If I see somebody behind me weaving in and out of cars I'll move a lane and slow down to form a rolling roadblock.

If I see somebody rushing up behind me to cut me off before an exit or a lane merge I'll speed up and stop them.

If somebody is riding my bumper I let off the gas and slow down more and more until they either go around me or we come to a complete stop.

If somebody cuts me off and I'm not in a rush I'll follow them for 20-30 min even if they're going somewhere I'm not.

>>17588281
>If somebody cuts me off and I'm not in a rush I'll follow them for 20-30 min even if they're going somewhere I'm not.
Was with you until this one. This is just autistic and dangerous

>>17588281
as expected from a retarded furfag

>>17588294
It's fun dude lmao

>>17588281
Is this before or after you spin out and almost fall off a cliff

>>17588305
Isn't everything I do at this point after that?

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>>17588140
>be in left lane going 80 in 70, nobody close behind me
>semi doing 78 or so in front of me in the right lane puts on his blinker because he's coming up to a line of companycucks going 62
>hold back and flash my lights at him
>he moves over and flashes his lights as a thank you
>we pass line
>at this point there is a premature balding man in a crossover behind me tailgating me
>we pass line of trucks, can see there is a lone truck up ahead still going slow
>truckerbro stays in left lane, that is fine, he has to pass anyway
>the moment he gets space, crossover guy floors it, cuts into right lane in front of trucks, and tries to pass me and truckerbro on right
>u gotta death wish son
>he doesn't make it before truckerbro starts passing truck
>at this point he is visably screaming, red in the face
>cuts sharply behind me
>can see the veins in his head pulsing
>we pass truck
>he tries to pass on right again
>truckerbro moves over
>once again his plot is foiled
>cuts back over behind me
>take my sweet time passing truckerbro
>he is purple by now, pulling on his hair, punching steering wheel
>pass truckerbro, give him a wave and he toots his horn
>move over
>crossover guy floors it into the distance never to be seen again
>my face the entire time

>>17588302
>It's fun dude lmao
Until they call the cops on you or hop out of their shitbox with a gun

>>17588071

I engine brake a fair amount. Catches people off guard sometimes but usually ill lightly press my brakes so they know I'm slowing. I wouldn't say its an asshole move to do it though.. Things that piss me off when i'm driving:

>zipping through traffic
>60km/h zone, doing 65 or 70
>everybody else is doing 50
>someone cuts in front of me to pass
>doesn't accelerate to pass

>people who don't indicate their turns

>people who late brake to make a turn

>people who do 20km/h on a highway on-ramp where you need to merge with traffic

>>17588071
I like to drive annoyingly slow down highway onramps and let cars pile up behind me. Then when we get near the end, I floor it and easily get up to speed, while everyone else is jumbled up and going too slow to merge properly.

>>17588316
I have a gun and a machete in my car tho
Also it's not illegal to follow somebody

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>>17588324
This is b8 right

>>17588324
you would would need a gun and a machete to even stand a chance in a fight with a normal person, you malnurished furfaggot

>>17588333
No?
I carry a machete in my car, used it to flip burgers at the last /o/ meet.

>>17588364
What a dumb question lol
>real men don't need guns!
>tips fedora

>>17588320
>retarded drag driver who can only hold down gas in their moms automatic suv
>can't even take highway onramps at 30 over speedlimit
kek learn to drive retard

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>>17588071
>tailgate someone with highbeams if i see them speeding or violate traffic law
>pull up next to them and flash my dad's badge
>mfw people have actually pulled over

>>17588333
mrcummy is gangsta, he shared pictures of stacsk of money and his hipoints.
Mrcuimmy confirmed for hood nigger

every once in a wile ill check my back and see this turbo cuck waving pass cars or tailgaiting

when theyre behind me i drive 5mph slower and when ther on the right or left lane i speed up or switch lanes to where my destination is

9/10 the car ends up in the same position or back in traffic n looks like unpatient retard

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>>17588375
>>17588364
Oh misread that as a question "why do you need a gun"
Stay BTFO either way tho

>>17588394
Protect ya neck

>>17588383
Lol. I think you missed the point. I'm purposefully going slow down the onramp. What does that have to do with driving skill?

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>>17588071
>driving out of a residential area with bud
>cruising at 30mph because that's the posted speed limit
>no rush, comfy cruising/talking
>bimbo in a brand new X5 tailgates me
>trys to pass me on an unmarked two-lane road
>floor it and she keeps trying to pass
>she eventually has to bail or get head-on-collision
>I spend the next 10 minutes brake checking her and flipping her off in traffic over and over
>friend and I laughing our asses off
>OFW

>>17588423
Oh man, I love speeding up when people try to pass on the dotted lines. It never works out for them because I have a fast car.

>>17588154
>anything that isn't my shitty toyota shitbox is a cuckmobile

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>>17588438
>can't tell if sarcastic or not

It wasn't marked, pretty much a single lane blind turn with cars parked on either side of the road. She was being a fucking retard.

Also,
>inline-6 250hp
>hardly fast, but enough

>I can't read
>but you are right that I wouldn't stand my own in a fight without a gun
>stay BTFO

Hey drive down to Texas without crashing and I'll show what real firepower looks like; not that 9mm & .223 limp dick faggot munition

>>17588368
That's a neat usage for a machete, have to remember that.

>>17588407
So you drive like an asshole and keep a gun just incase you experience consequences for your driving?

patrician choice in magazines though, 40rd mags are the perfect balance between aesthetics and capacity

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>>17588407
>he has serial numbers on his glocks

>>17588458
>drive down to Texas
No thanks Texas is a hell hole.

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>>17588458
I live in TX too and I'm the last person to like Dogfucker, but
>implying all ARs are .223

>>17588470
Probably because the ranchers would shoot you on sight if you tried to fuck their livestock

>>17588305
furfag btfo

>>17588466
No registration on hand guns or rifles in Nevada, it's pretty nice.

>>17588465
I also use it to kill scorpions around my house.

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>>17588407
why is there a random 12ga round chilling up there KEK

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>>17588479
>not buying 80% glock lowers
>not building your own glock
>not having literally no way to trace it
______________________________________
>his FFL has a record of him buying a handgun
>thinks he's not on a govt. list

it's like you're not even trying anon

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>>17588470
>Scared of Texas

>>17588473
>Buying AR's when AK's exist

I mean different strokes, but I enjoy not having to clean my rifle every 4 hours. Also i just assumed .223 because anymore recoil than that would probably put him on his ass.

>>17588482
Also got the pump out of pic, 590a1

>>17588491
>>17588491
Texas is filled with Mexicans and White Trash FUDDs on meth
>muh tejas
>muh lone star
>muh secede

no thanks lol I'll stay in the Pacific Northwest where the white man is the only man

>>17588491
>scared
Yeah I'm scared of wasting 8 hours of my life driving across 700 miles of fucking purgatory

>at a parking lot
>some asshole thinks he/she can cut out in front of me from a stop while I still have the right away
>they're like halfway into the road
>stop in front of them
>honk a bunch
>visibly throw my arms up and act pissed off at them
>honk some more, flip them off and then go to a crawl out of there
I'm not even mad I try to hide my laughter. Fucking idiots though God damn, if they're not gonna be safe then they can suck a dong.

>>17588490
>80% glock lowers
Are those affordable now? I bought an 80% AR lower to fuck around with and I know you can ake AKs and 1911s from unfinished lowers, but I always saw the 80% glock lowers priced at like $150-200

>>17588491
Rest in piece pimp c

>>17588506
>PNW
lmfao

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>Having a casual evening
>Looking at classified car ads
>See car being sold by someone that bought the car as a gift for his wife
>It's not one of my most favourite cars, but I know it has a good market value
>Get into contact with him
>Say we could prank his wife by swapping cars with my shitbox for a few weeks
>He will tell her he sold the car and got that shitbox
>Somehow, he agrees
>We meet up and swap cars
>I take his car home and instantly block his number
I also forgot to mention that I used a fake name, a throwaway number and my shitbox was registered to a fake address
>MFW I successfully mastered my hyperjew mode
>MFW I still have that car

>>17588512
I know a guy who sells them for $110 in san diego

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>>17588506
>>17588507
>replying to the same post with seperate posts less than 60 sec apart

A-are you posting on multiple devices because your so butthurt?

Also I'm not white skinny ass cum coloured bitch
>where the white womans at

>>17588456
I'm relating to your story, not implying that it's exactly the same. How autistic are you?

>>17588525
Pretty sure he started fucking dogs because "t-the coloreds are taking all muh white women!"

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>>17588525
why are you involving me in your retard contest with the tripfag

>>17588547
cringe

>>17588506
>Texas is filled with Mexicans

I will tolerate this because Latina women get my dick hard.

>>17588558
how so?

>>17588561
>this lack of self-awareness
cringe x2

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>>17588559
>I will tolerate this because Latina women get my dick hard.

degenerate race-traitor

>>17588561
He honestly thinks you cant tell

Heres your (You)

rev bomb on a hayabusa

>>17588563
i'm curious as to why you just shitpost "cringe", something in my tabs? windows 10? i have nothing to hide lol

i guess i'm not self aware, don't care if thats cringe or not

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I love when idiots think they can pass me just because I'm in a truck going the speed limit. Sorry I value getting somewhere safely and not risking a ticket over getting there 2 minutes faster
>idiot tailgating me flailing their arms like wet noodles
>they think they can pass me as soon as there's dotted lines because they're in some shitbox BMW
>speed right the fuck up and don't ever let them pass me, they're trying harder and harder to get past me but they can't
>they always have to back down
I've had idiots actually go to the right side of the road and pass me at a red light because they were so pissed. If they weren't being an asshole I'd gladly pull over and slow down a bit so they could safely pass me.

>>17588576
cringeosaurus rex

>>17588240
No you won't. :^)

>>17588580
i'm not going to even remotely feel embarrassed unless you actually point something out

>spic posters

>>17588547
>6 tabs of youtube open

but why?

>>17588587
cringe

>>17588579
Fuck you. You're breaking laws by going over the speed limit to prevent passing.

>>17588547
He's so asspained that he's having paranoid schizophrenic episodes, crazy how I can make anons this fucking frantic

>>17588591
He's most likely a high functioning autist with anger issues who was raised by a single mother

>>17588579
>Sorry I value getting somewhere safely and not risking a ticket

How is going 5-10 over unsafe, and what faggy state do you live in where that would get you pulled over?

>>17588591
>open subscriptions
>open each video in new tab to watch

i don't know, i've always done it like that. Its makes sense for me because i can just leave them for later when im not always at my computer

>>17588601
lol i guess, sorry i called you a tripfag i think we all know who the real fag is here

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>>17588602
you are projecting so hard right now

>>17588576
>>17588587

I'll bite. You watch awful reality TV cooking shows like a bitch.

>>17588601
>D-damn I sure showed that anon

>>17588614
lol keep melting down

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>>17588620
You showed yourself, you played yourself.

>>17588407
I'm nominating this for the cringiest post on /o/ for today

>Drive normally 5-10 above speed limit
>In a 40 knows it drops down to 25 very soon and cops like to sit there
>Start slowing down (still at 40 from 50)
>Woman in convertible starts tailgating me flashes lights
>I guess my windshield is dirty
>Hit wiper juice
>Watch her jam on the brakes after getting all wet

>>17588631
Seconded

>>17588632
Her pussy, right? Her pussy got all wet...

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>>17588618
oh
>>17588623
i'm not the one having a meltdown by relentlessly shitposting, projecting my own life's woes, and attacking someone on an anonymous image board

stop being so salty we called you out on your shitty state and the only retort your spic brain can come up with is to talk yourself in circles and look like an idiot making baseless claims.

>>17588626
>You showed yourself, you played yourself.
>same tripfag who legitimately posts himself multiple times a day on 4chan
>even showed himself falling off a cliff

At least treequinox knew something about cars; I'd tell you to fuck off to /k/, but someone like you should probably stick to furaffinity

>>17588644
cringe, nice meltdown lmao

>>17588651
I know a lot about cars tho, I've professionally done years of mechanic and body/paint work, stay BTFO

>>17588644
>I'm not mad, you're mad

5 pesos he replies to this

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>>17588651
>he hides behind Anonymous because he can't be held accountable for his posts

must suck to be a fucking insecure loser

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>>17588664
haven't seen you in like 3-4 years since you posted that video of your BMW, what's new with you man

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>>17588664
>anon BTFO's tripfag so hard other tripfags have to try to defend him

>>17588620
>>17588626
>>17588651
>>17588661
>>17588664
he who smelt it dealt it
he who denied it supplied it

>>17588314
absolutely fiendish.

>>17588661
maybe you should have gone to driving school instead

>>17588664
>>17588670

He's been posting here, just anonymously like a fucking insecure loser

>>17588140
>zipper merge is the law where I live

Suck it faggot

>>17588520
doubt.jpg

>>17588140
But waiting to the last second is using the maximum capability of the road and is the lawfully defined way to use merges

>>17588246
Or over 350 and owns a katana

>>17588149

Me too. Some guy just tried passing me on the right of a 2-lane street this week because I was going 32 at the slowest in a 35. The absolute madman.

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>>17588579
>Sorry I value getting somewhere safely
>speed right the fuck up
>right when it's the most dangerous to myself and others

Correct your hypocritical attitude, degenerate.

>>17588407
Eww who da fuck buys glock and be proud of it ? Looks like you have same shitty taste in gun as cars

>>17588071
Last I checked, this isn't /b/, frogposter. Get Lost.

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>>17589285
Last time I checked, this board didn't revolve around you, faggot. Get Lost

>>17589267
Glocks are great wtf are you talking about

>>17588140
Ye this is the most efficient way to keep traffic flowing. You are in fact cucking the entire highway/roadway behind you by doing this.

Drive the speed limit on no passing sections then flat out the second it's going to become a passing zone. Rinse, repeat.

>>17588319
If someone is riding my ass, flashing their lights etc in the fast lane in a situation where it is totally unreasonable, I'll engine brake slightly to cheese them.

Then when they pass me on the right I'll ride their ass and flash my lights when they're pinned behind the next person in the 500-car line going the same speed I was.

But in good conditions with an open lane in front of me I'll move over like a bro, then match their speed at a distance so if there's a cop they'll catch the ticket.

>>17590007
It's not efficient because Americuks can't share. What happens is everyone responsible gets over, one dickhead shots the line, cuts in at the last second and causes a daisy chain of brake slamming.

Thus I'll hand out in the lane that's merging "trying" to find space enough to merge but starting at the speed of traffic all the way until the cones. Line cutting niggers get so fucking pissed I've had then dine in the grass just to get ahead.

>>17588071

I leave a huge gap in front of my car during traffic jams that actually helps everyone behind me by allowing impatient cutters enough room to get in front of me without causing everyone to have to brake and creating a ripple effect. I drive a manual so it also saves me from having to unneccessarilly keep changing gears more than I already have too. Some idiots don't realize just a few people doing this can help free up traffic jams.

>>17588491
>>Buying AR's when AK's exist
Yeah, I want to actually hit near where I aim it

>>17588157
My car has rear fogs and isn't europeen
>>17591540
Then don't buy an AK

>>17591540
You have been severely misinformed

>>17588314
shut up, matthew

>>17588071
>be me
>drive the speed limit
>nigger douche in Charger SRT approaches me from behind
>switches lanes and tries to get past
>mash the accelerator to the floor
>i approach mexican lawnmower's truck towing a trailer and going the speed limit in the other lane just left of me
>slows down and drives his speed
>assmad nigger in the dodge switching lanes continuously just to get past the both of us but can't because we're blocking the lanes going the speed limit (35).
>he eventually chimps out and lays on his horn

Many keks were had that day!

>pass an Asian or sandniger kid driving a 2017 higher end merc/bmw/audi on the right hand side slowly
>while the passengers look at awe and point at the HUD my accord has and their 80k shitbox doesn't have
>almost always the driver spergs out and floors it

>>17592133
What if his wife was on her deathbed after an accident and had 5mins to live, he couldn't reach her in time to say "I love you" one last time before she passed away. If he had driven a little faster.

>me, driving somewhere at 1am, in the far right lane with cruise control set at exactly the speed limit
>slowly creeping past an 18-wheeler in the middle lane, not exactly safe but don't care enough to change speed
>shitbox foxbody comes racing up behind me (despite it being a 3 lane road with the far left lane being wide open) and proceeds to camp about a foot from my rear bumper
>reduce cruise control a bit just to piss him off more
>moving several inches per minute past 18 wheeler now
>after several minutes of rage, foxbody guy finally has enough room to cut in front of the 18 wheeler
>hear engine roar and tires squealing
>look in my mirror and see the foxbody spin out in the middle of the road and get nailed by the 18 wheeler
>accelerate back to the speed limit and continue to my destination

>>17588240
>Melting down

>>17591540
4/10
an attempt was made

>>17588491
>being this poor you can't afford both AKs and ARs

>pull over to let people pass when they're refusing to pass at night and the roads are empty
>immediately pull back out behind them and match their speed

>>17588407
>tfw used to have AR with this exact furniture from Palmetto
>have slowly tweaked it over the years based on innawoods experience
>now running a quad rail, VFG, optics, compensator, and flashlight
>tfw still miss the feeling and aesthetic of the old handguard but cant functionally justify going back
Its so much lighter and honestly more comfortable but the foregrip and flashlight are far too useful

>>17588240
No you won't, you angry little cuck.

>>17588071
If it's raining, or any other time I've decided that your headlights should be on, and aren't, I'm cutting you off.
I drive a truck.
It is hard to see a car behind you through the water I'm pulling up off the road unless their lights are on.
Also, if it's dusk or dawn and you're driving into the sun, it's hard to see traffic coming at you because you are being blinded by the sun. If you're driving away from the sun, turn your lights on.
Just keep your fucking lights on. All the time

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>going speed limit down state road
>asshole behind me thinks i'm going to slow and trys to cross the solid lines and over take me
>speeds up slowly while hes in the wrong lane with incoming traffic
>he floors it, as do i
>he eats my dust
>rest of the ride he gets back behind me and keeps his distance

>drive squarebody so lol70mphtopspeed
>drive around early morning and cut off people being autistic, or get behind shitty drivers
>have fall guy truck-tier rollbar with 6 bigass KC lights
>turn those fuckers on at like 5am right into someones window
>they stop driving like shit

>shitty filipino neighbors have like 12 people in one moderate size house (not joking)
>park their cuckmobiles up and down the street making it really hard to get out
>purposefully rev the truck to redline in front of their house every morning
>>>>>glasspacks

>>17593563
You might be a rednek if

>>17588071
>Subtle asshole things you do

Is having the city and county cops on speed dials for non-emergency and calling for every texting bitch and line crossing slow driving asshole "subtle"?

>>17593642
this is the kid who told the shop teacher when you weren't wearing safety glasses for 0.3 seconds while unscrewing a fucking dash panel

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>>17588240
Meltdown.

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>>17588490
Do you want your dog to get shot? This is how you get your dog shot.

>>17593660
I would have if I weren't too intellectual for shop class.

Meme aside it's funny that you miss the actual importance of wearing you're safety glasses while unscrewing the dash.

>>17588234
I wish I could I drive a handme down truck

>>17588281
suck off a dog and then just kys thanks

>>17588708
>>17588719
>>17590007

Maybe I wasn't clear enough before. I'm talking about the guys who are well aware of the merge up ahead, but choose to fly by and butt in at the last second so they can cut as many people as possible. That's a faggy move and I will always box out people who do that.

>>17594151
u mad?

>>17588281
>If somebody is riding my bumper I let off the gas and slow down more and more until they either go around me or we come to a complete stop.
some dumbass did this once, he was fined for impeding traffic kek

serves the cuckold right

also, dogfucker

>>17588466
>[muffled NICE in the background]

>>17588281
I support these.

>>17588316
If they call the cops, you're doing nothing illegal. If they pull a gun on you, they'll go to jail. Easy peasy.

>>17588479
There aren't registration laws in most states. Commifornia, People's Democratic Republic of New York, etc have them though

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>>17588384

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>>17593696

>>17588234

i do this all the time but not out of intention. i wrongfully assume that the driver in front of me isn't a fucking moron. i'm just casually cruising along and i utilise this handy trick called turning the wheel when everyone else seems to decelerate into the bend and then spend 10 minutes accelerating out of it

the best is when you can see the road past the bend as you come up to it and you can pass on the inside

>>17594472
>thinks someone crazy enough to brandish a gun isn't crazy enough to use it
Sure. They'll go to jail, and you'll have a big fuckin hole in your head.

>>17594616
You would be surprised how much of a pussy most entitled faggots with guns are.

>>17588281
ARF ARF I GO TO THE ANIMAL SHELTER AND FUCK A DOG AND SPIN OUT ARF ARF

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>>17594644
Full. Blown. Meltdown.

>>17594174
If everyone zipper merged that wouldn't be an issue, now the one guy actually doing it right looks like the faggot.

I wash my screen a lot so it sprays the vehicle behind, just enough to make them clean theirs.

>>17594665
Surely an already formed line has a more uniform speed than people slowing down to let people merge at the last second.

>>17594653
Autism meltdown!

>>17594724
If everyone zipper merged there wouldn't be any merging at the last second. An already formed line is slower because you're trying to fit more cars in half the space.

>>17594738
Maybe I'm thinking about it wrong, but 2 lanes into 1, the same volume of cars has to pass the 1 lane segment regardless, a line can synchronise speed and travel through, late merging forces the line to brake to let cars in.

And there is always going to be a line form, its the nature of squeezing 2 lanes worth of cars into 1.

>>17588521
Hook me up senpai I'm trying to get into the gun game

this entire thread is faggots

>>17594855
Perfect for you then

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>>17594787
1/2

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>>17594921
2/2

>>17594921
>>17594923
An extra car gets through with the early merge kek

>>17594644
That one guy that tries too hard, ALL the time.

>>17592669
get a 15 inch mlok rail you fucking faggot

quad rails and a2 furniture are so 2005

>>17594653
>based

>>17589267
Glocks are extremely reliable, just not that good looking imo

>>17588579
I'll pass you at 120 bruh, I just wanna go fast

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I ride a motorcycle, everything I do pisses people off

Plus I usually ride like a total fucking asshole.

>>17594644
At least he contributes, all you do is talk about dogseks

>>17588708

>not getting let in and missing your ramp because you're an impatient cuck

lol get rekt

I usually just honk the horn at random times

>>17595419
nah, I keep people from missing their ramps. Best part of my day when I see a stupid cuck who can't drive.

>>17588407
>glock
>shit babby's first AR
sure is poor in here today.

>>17595570
>nogunz

>>17595506
Ruthless

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>>17595632
He's right, you're a massive pleb. It's okay, everyone's a pleb in things they're not that interested in. But you should recognize it and behave accordingly.

>>17596397
Oh so that's why you're a pleb when it comes to vaginas.

>no time stamp
Newfag

>>17595126
If you've ever put a lot of rounds through one, you'd know this is true

Go around roundabouts faster than normal and fuck up their distance checks, forcing them to realize it's distance vs time.

>>17594174
I immediately disregard the opinions of people who think "cutting off" is a valid concept.

People ahead of you in line are not making things worse unless they do faggy shit like try and box people in/go out of turn and cause a slowdown, which compounds into a jam up.

Really, you're "cutting me off" whenever you do that and speed racer blocks you and you both spend an hour nose to nose honking and shouting

>WHATS WRONG WITH GETTING BEHIND ME FAGGOT
>NO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH GETTING BEHIND ME
>I WANT TO BE FIRST
>NO ME

If you want to get through faster how about you use available travel lanes until they disappear like "that guy"?

>>17598392
hey if you want polite drivers go to europe

this is america, where men are men, not cucks who let people cut them off.

>>17598401
>polite drivers
>europe
Save it

>on two lane winding road
>about to pass some cars stuck behind a line of bicyclists
>flash my high beams to let them know there's noone behind me and its save to overtake
>soon as they start pulling out a van comes and hits them head on
lol trolled

>>17598569
Fake and gay