>pull out the oil dipstick >its dry

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>pull out the condom
>it's dry

>>17585775
This fucking happened to me holy shit it was horrible the engine drank 2.5 quarts I still shit in my pants about it.

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>pull out the oil dipstick
>its dry
>refill
>mind my own business again
>feel good not giving shit about your 200$ shitbox

>Engine doesn't have dipstick.
>Transmission doesn't have dipstick.

WHAT THE FUCK ENGINEERS?

>>17585785
kys emojiposter

>>17586683
"lifetime" fluids, bro. When the oil needs to be changed just buy a new car.

>>17585775
Did you put it back in and pull it out again?

>pull out dipstick
>Halfway between low and full
>The oil sparkles in the light.

>>17587165
that's that magic speed dust bro, don't worry

Enjoy your ruined piston rings.

You forgot to warm up the engine before checking the oil level.

Rev it up to 6k RPM for an hour to warm it up before you check.

>>17586715
lol look at this loser melting down