Just got this in the mail. Ford is trying too hard to be cool.

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>>17585445
Inside. I wonder what's in the smaller box?

this is cool

Does it say if the Focus RS has direct injection?

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>>17585447
Wow thank you Ford. Just what I needed, a shift knob trophy to put on my mantle.

>>17585454
Kys underage summerfaggot

>>17585454
Thats for people in the office to know you drive an RS just in case they never see you getting in and out of it in the parking lot. You know it's true.

>>17585447
IS THERE A FUEL INJECTOR IN THE BOX?

>>17585447
reliability?

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>>17585447
>>17585454
This is some silly bullshit.

>>17585454

>not a toy version of the car to put on top of the engine for car shows

>>17587253
HERE'S MY TOY CAR
HERE'S MY REAL CAR

if knob = dick

You just got a dick in a box?

How do you pronounce "RS"? Is it arr ess? Or is it arse?

>>17585447
EcoBoost.

>>17585445
ford rs looks like a frog face

>>17585447
I hope it's yet another smaller box. Boxes all the way in.

>>17587335
it's ferd, what do you think

>>17585454
>focus RS """owner's kit"""
cringe

>RS stands for rennsport or racing sport

Do people take their focus to the track?

>>17588388
I think Ford's RS stands for "Rally Sport" or something.

Actually cool, you jelly neets

If the RS logo outlining was a track that would be a breedy gud track

>>17587253
>>17587260
A small model car would actually be way cooler than a fucking shift nob. Where the hell would you actually put it? Some anon mentioned the office, but I can't imagine anyone but the most insecure douche doing that. And it isn't nice enough looking to go in the living room.

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>>17585463
Probably true. It also comes with a "certificate of authenticity" for you to frame just in case people don't believe you after seeing your knob.
>>17588495
Yeah I appreciate their effort with this but at the end of the day I'll probably just throw the box in the attic and forget about it.

It also comes with a certificate for a free day at the ford performance racing academy which sounds really awesome until you realize it is only in Utah and travel isn't included.

>>17588527
But people always believe me after seeing my knob?

>>17588527
>just in case people don't believe you after seeing your knob.

All the girls believe my knob.

>>17588588
I believe the knob when its down my throat :(

>>17588527
>Can afford RS
>Bitches about airfare to SLC where one can beat on a vehicle that isn't theirs on a track for fucking free
Really?

>>17588527
HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17588527
Is an RS the only way to get a Focus in the US that wasn't built in Mexico?

>>17589168
Some of the '16 ST's were made in Michigan.
Not sure if that's an improvement or not.

>>17588527
Sell it on ebay, including the cert

>>17585454
Pretty sure that goes in your ass.