This is in your rearview mirror

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Wonder where he got that traction from.

Wait, bagged?

Honestly, I'd just get away from him, doing that shit on public roads.

>>17550346
Obviously smoke him with the few simple mods I have

>>17550366
their engine is 6 litres anon

probably modified or rebuilt too

Report their position and plates to the police. They violate vehicle codes and pose a hazard to public traffic through their driving behavior. Jumping shitbarges have no place on public roads.

>>17550346
>hit the touge
>laugh as he disappears from my mirror down the cliff
>MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
>g-force of 2 throws my date out the window

>>17550377
I hate you plus most police don't care unless they catch you in the act.

>>17550381
>throws my date out the window

>4/10 gets thrown out in the steet

>>17550383
Get fucked. The public space isn't your playground. Go be an irresponsible fuckwit in your backyard.

>>17550346
Speed up to 37mph and go 2mph faster than any beaner ever has in his Impala

>>17550383
Video evidence is irrefutable, plus written complaints in my country are physically followed up.

Cya nerds.

>>17550371
slow piece of shit...i can smoke the fuck out of this in my 1994 EG hatch with a couple of simple mods:

- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Garret 102mm turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous

im making 248 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be.

>>17550397
lying on the internet

>>17550397
Post your shit heap.

>>17550346
>tubo civic
>floor it
>rev it to 9000rpm in every gear
>gap gets shorter
>know I can barely get next highway corner with maximum 260km/h
>know landbarges can not into corners
>take corner with maximum latheral force on inside
>tires squeal under load
>watch it crash with no survivors

>>17550423
i simply love when these cars go for sale and all they get is a $500 offer

>>17550346
Probably wait for him to pull up at the next light and compliment his ride. You can't pretend a LOT of work isn't put into those vehicles. AND it's another classic saved from rusting away.

>>17550346
Break check him. That piece of shit would probably fall apart if he broke too quickly.

>>17550456
This doesn't happen.

Also don't be jealous because you are poor and other people spend their money how they want.

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>>17550591

>being this delusional

>>17550651
They sell for less than what was spent on them but 500 dollars is a massive massive massive massive exaggeration.

Even used coilovers sell for more than 500 bucks unless they are shitty ebay junk.

>>17550676
Depends on country man. In my country most r aware that big mods = big reliabilty problems + heavily abused car

Hence no one buys

>>17550423
With "a couple" mods. Goes on to list around 20.

>>17550939
>being this new

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>>17550346
drop it into D2 and smoke em

Well considering you ride a bus, OP, you do nothing. Maybe get out your smartphone and start pushing buttons, I guess.

>>17550684
it's a meme you dip
"a few simple mods" and the list itself
how much of a newfag can you be? where are you from? reddit?

>>17550346
Brake check him.

>Open door
>Push girl out
>I don't need Juan from prison in my asshole again!
>She rolls under the car and hits the rear wheels as it jumps.
>Car does front flip and lands on roof killing Juan and his gang raping buddies.

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>>17550346
>play it cool until the next red light
>stop
>middle-aged beaner pulls up next to me in his lowrider
>compliment his car, ask how much it cost him to put together
>"More than you can afford, ese."
>glance over to my 250-lb Tinder date
>"Smoke 'em."
with my few simple mods, he never stood a chance.

>>17550346
>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?
I'd frustrate him by changing lanes and getting in between him and his camera car that is following.