Other than a hula girl, what other sleezecore items can I add to my car for novelty?
-jack in the box antenna head
-hula girl
-fuzzy dice
-leopard print seat covers
That's all I have on the list, anymore suggestions?
hot pink steering wheel cover.
gas pedal that looks like a foot
waving rear wiper
with this except trump holding a concrete hand shovel and behind it has a brick wall
naked girl shift knob, revolver shift knob, grenade shift knob
Vin diesel window decal
>>17538186
A bong.
Billiards ball shift knob
Swap the rearview mirror for one of those long ones that eliminate blind spots
>>17538237
This guy is my idol
>>17538186
fluffy steering wheel cover.
>>17538186
Spinning rims, (pref with weed leaf centre caps) or maybe a few faded stripper bar bumper stickers
Playboy magazines in the glovebox
>>17538186
> 'Ironically' doing things
> Doing things and claiming it's 'ironic'
> Confirming by using 'irony' to make fun of people
> Being this much of a fucking hipster
I bet you 'ironically' vape and stance your 90s poorfag hatchback, and 'ironically' play eurobeat.
Yosemite Sam mudflaps
Eightball shifter.
Mr. Horsepower decals.
>>17538416
I'm not ironically doing anything you autistic sperg. Do you not know what novelty means? Do you even have a car?
>>17538237
>ywn be this cool
>>17538237
i want to hang out with this guy
looks straight outta GTA
>>17538237
You know you're alpha when you piss off normiebook
>>17538237
This guy stopped giving a fuck a long time ago.
>>17538416
It's my dream to buy a Porsche 911 Turbo and ironically adding an M3 badge to it :^)
I vape unironically though.
>>17538186
Marty and Moog did an episode on this years ago OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfDWQbnb-Zo
>>17538237
>E85
>Regular
>MILK
>No diesel
>>17538186
>anymore suggestions?
Change your headliner fabric. Some fabric stores sell bolts of cloth with "space scenes" or other exotic designs. You can re-surface your headliner with that. Or buy a new headliner and resurface that. You save the original in your garage in case you want to swap it back.
>tfw i was on sleazecore before /fa/ started ruining it and now i don't know what to do without being associated with autistic weaboos mimicking it badly
>>17538186
A pair of these, they're rad AND you get a free massage its basically 100% profit
>>17538237
Just gonna fill up my car with skim milk
>>17538868
>MILK
Just lost my shit
A pair of these
You must also wear a trucker cap at all times
>>17539732
F
uck
>>17538186
>what other sleezecore items can I add to my car for novelty?
Depending on how large your rear window is, you can put things that are visible in your rear window but which don't totally block your rear view mirror vision.
>>17538223
>not eightball knob
get one of these
bonus point if you get the canerous ones with memes on the inside
A peeing Calvin decal. Preferably a political one.
>>17539719
>>17538868
>>17538186
Monster Energy decals
>>17540010
>political one
>not a GM vs ford one
>>17538186
Mandatory.
How has nobody mentioned this yet?
>>17540201
Nah that's more white trash than sleazecore
>>17539717
what are these called again? Everyone in Eastern Europe has em. I want one.
>>17540051
He said sleazy, not Finnish
>>17540297
Beaded seat cover
family stickers
>>17540378
This, except you need to change out the boy with a Calvin sticker so that he's peeing on the dog.
>>17540393
have my seids
>>17538186
Black Ice air freshner. That shit is edgy teenager/autist tier.
Might as well put a dildo on your automatic gear shifter.
How has no one mentioned this yet?
Obscure stickers
>>17538186
What the fuck is "sleezecore"?
>>17540893
sup /g/
>>17538186
A confusing array of bumper stickers expressing your opinions on a variety of issues
>>17541292
how could i forget
Saw this on a beat to shit Datsun B210. Terrifying.
>>17538186
musical horn
dog bobblehead
novelty stickers
spinners
>>17540548
>can't deal
>>17540960
See thread. Dumb hick/normie/super average american (read: idiotic) shit that literally everyone puts on their cars and thinks they're clever for doing.
Seconding >>17540010, I'm surprised that didn't come up earlier
>>17540393
holy fuck lol
also pic related
>Who rescued who?
>I love my grand-dog
>Bernie 2016
>I'm with Her
>Giant Meteor 2016
>Obama 2012
>baby on board (the picture of the baby with sunglasses not the yellow one)
>coexist
>OHM symbol
>deathly hallows symbol
>>17538237
>MILK(skim)
>yeah honey I'll be right back, gotta go fill up the milk tank from the milk station
>>17540378
>>17540393
>>17540505
>>17541808
I think we're on to something, lads.
>>17538237
What an absolute mad man. I like it.
>>17538186
sauce on pic
>>17539679
Is that a Volvo of some sort? Don't recognize the rest of the dash but it's got that weird font on the HVAC that they loved using in the 90's.
>>17540107
oh shit thts fkn kawaii
>>17538237
I wonder which Kool and the Gang song he was playing when he drove off.
>>17540010
It's Jeb pissing on his brother
please let this car come to life
op deliver
>>17541866
so tempted to put that on my honda
>>17542324
>>17543311
I'm going to walmart and some thrift shops tommorow. Expect me tommorow in the afternoon pacific time. I'll be participating in a dirt track amatuer race and my theme is a 90s miami druggo car.
>>17542324
>>17543344
>>17540010
we need a joey salads one.
>not weebcore
>>17538237
>smoking a cigarette triggers people in America
what?
>>17540893
>the dildos
>>17544462
...and what do you think the sticker is, moran?
>>17544457
at a gas station you dumb fuck
>>17543167
yeah, it's a volvo 360