Why don't the Mach 1 mustangs actually go Mach 1?

>>17533890
Why don't the OP's put a little more effort into their Bait?

>>17533890
They are usually too overloaded with young sexy women.

>tireless aluminum wheels
>pointy minimum drag aero kit
>extremely long gearing
>built Modular engine making 4000hp (3000 has already been done)
>salt flats

Would that be sufficient?

>>17535510
I'd still smoke the fuck out of it in my 1994 EG hatch with a few simple mods.
- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Turbonetics t74 t4 twinscroll. turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous

I'm making 348 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because that's the only place the power should ever be

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because it's not a TransAM20000

>>17536319
I watched this yesterday, I can still hear the music.

>>17535714
Love this meme bb

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Why doesn't Saab 9000 CD actually have a 9000-CD player?

>>17535510
This guy.... :) thread/

>>17533890

>Be me waiting for friend at car meet
>He shows up in his Mach 1
>Mustangs gets a lot of shit on here and I want to know why
>I ask friend if I can drive his mustang
>He tells me to go for it
>I get in his car and there's a bad smell, smells almost like rotten eggs
>Ask friend and he says it's cause he needs to clean the car
>So I start the car and put it into reverse
>Friend stops me and asks what I'm doing
>I tell him I'm backing out the spot
>Friend tells me I'm using the shifter wrong
>Confused as fuck I ask him to show me how to shift
>I get out the car and my friend stands up on the seats
>I ask him why he's standing on the seats and he says just watch
>He then proceeds to pull down his shorts and squats over the shifter spreading his ass cheeks as the smell of rotten eggs fills the air
>The knob gently pierces his asshole as he tells me this is how you shift
>He proceeds to do burnouts in the parking lot as he shifts gears smoothly with his tightly clenched asshole
>I'm astonshied by this but now I see why /o/ likes the mustang so much, I've never seen a car shift so smoothly before with nothing but a tight asshole

>>17539940
Stop being a faggot OP and let this shit thread die, you going to keep forcing that unfunny pasta?

>>17539961
It's actually pretty funny. Replace mustang with any car you don't like and you will agree

>>17539968
I could add "OP's car" it would still be unfunny, your probably the same fag trying so hard to force "redline me".

>>17539982
Copy what was written and replace it with a car you don't like. "OPs car" is not funny

>>17540000
>copy what was written
Faggot, keep bumping your shitty thread the rest or the weekend

>>17540025
Are you afraid it might bring a smile to your face?

>>17535714
slow piece of shit...i can smoke the fuck out of this in my 1994 EG hatch with a couple of simple mods:

- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Garret 102mm turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous

im making 248 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be.

>>17539968
It's not funny.