I have to insert the key, turn the key, press the start button,

>>17530523
It was cool back in 2000 when the S2000 did it.

>>17530523
Yo seriously?

Race car bro

>only experience with button start cars is my gfs 86
>have to drive her brothers s2000 one day
>try to turn the car off using the button
>VREEEEE

Oops

>Boss asks me to move his car for him after eye surgery
>Proximity key
>Electric handbrake release button
>Have to press brake pedal and cycle ignition button then hold for it to start

Just, for fucks sakes. I hate to sound like an elitist luddite hipster faggot, but do we really need all this shit?

Self driving cars for normies can't come fast enough.

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>depress brake pedal and push (not even hold) start button once
Doesnt get any better

>>17531735
>Self driving cars for normies can't come fast enough.
But then that will become the norm, then the law, and we'll be out of a hobby.

>>17531735
I want a car with a ridiculously overwrought startup sequence like in a shitty FPS where each step makes the car scream or light up or vent plasma or some shit. Like you have to insert your hand in a tunnel and turn a big handle, tear the entire fuckin' steering column out, punch the shit out of the bigass button underneath, smash the clutch pedal three times while pumping the handbrake and then you just rail the throttle and gently press the start button and the car starts spinning and shooting out flames and then accelerates into a fuckin wal and you have to do that each time you start and if you fuck up the car explodes

>>17530523
not a poor person poor faggot

>>17531838
I can sympathize with those who cars are their only hobby, considering I've just bought Koni yellows, Direzza ZII's and am getting quoted a 6 point cage for my daily.

However, as someone who predominantly rides bikes, I just simply cannot trust anyone on the road anymore. We all make mistakes, but half of us are below average drives and drive without headlights on at sundown.

>>17531858
Except self driving cars are an accident waiting to happen.
And it feels all the worse when you know a human behind the wheel could have prevented the collision.

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>>17530531

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>>17530531
>>17531952

>>17531869
I'll wait for the statistics with computer error vs human error.

>>17531956
They're usually different sorts of errors.
So where a computer would crash a human usually wouldn't.
It's really hard to take statistics at face value when you get fucked by the method used to alter them.

>>17531839
Sounds like an F1 is right up your alley.

https://youtu.be/2kLlmxUAB5A?t=4m0s

>>17531952
>want to turn down the volume
>accidentaly Press engine button
>stall car going 100mph

ebin

>>17533166
trikt by honda :^)

>>17530523
Engineers who took what Marketing told them and didn't give a shit. They did exactly what they were told to do and no more.

What exactly do you want from us, OP? A hug? Deal with it or change it if you can.

>>17533189
>What exactly do you want from us, OP?
I'm not OP. Can I still get a hug?

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It's the reason why I bought a Type R

>>17530523
Wow OP that's really complicated I can see where you would have trouble with it

It is obviously ableist in its design

>>17531815
Me too anon. Proximity keys and button start are Comfy as fuck.

>>17531735
>Have to press brake pedal and cycle ignition button then hold for it to start

What car? Every push to start car I've driven was just hold the brake and hit start.

>>17530523
Some idiot, obviously. Get a kit from Advancedkeys.com and you only have to use the button.

>>17534876
does the type r logo in the speedo blink or animate or some shit when you do something rad or get a cheevo

>>17530523
>who the fuck buys this shit

ftfy

>>17533166
>forget car is already on
>press in clutch and start button
>SCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH.
>"heh meant to do that"

>>17531838
This. Exactly what happened with horses back in the late 1800'. Too bad they went extinct after they were outlawed and people couldn't use them anymore, beautiful animals.

No, wait... That's not what happened..?

>>17537847
>have grill in car
>so fucking nervous never got this far
>so, anon, you said something about v-tec? Can you show me?
>s-sure hang on
>reach for the start button
>push the audio button
>COOL VIBRATIONS

>>17537902
>"wow anon how did you know I love The Beach Boys?!"
>v-tec away at 9k

>>17537902
>so, anon, you said something about v-tec? Can you show me?
>sure babe
>smash her clit
>shift into vtakk
>bitch is pissing on the windshield while i fuck a nigga up on the togue

>Bentley
>get in car
>hold brake
>press start
>it starts

>park
>press button
>shuts off
>get out
>"shit, sunroof's open"
>can't close with ignition off
>press button
>DING DING DING KEY NOT FOUND DING DING DING
>lean in more
>press button, ignition on
>close sunroof
>press button
>DING DING DING PRESS BRAKE PEDAL DING DING DING
>"No, car, I want to shut off the ignition"
>DING DING DING PRESS BRAKE PEDAL DING DING DING
>press brake, release
>DING DING DING IGNITION STILL ON DING DING DING
>press button
>DING DING DING PRESS BRAKE PEDAL DING DING DING
>"FUCKING BENTLEY, SHUT DOWN"
>press button twice
>tries to shut off ignition, starts again
>"MOTHERFUCKER"
>press button thrice
>DING DING DING
>hold button
>DING DING DING
>do nothing
>DING DING DING IGNITION STILL ON DING DING DING
>insert key into backup ignition switch
>turn to ACC
>turn to off
>remove key
>car now fully off and silent
FUCK THIS SHIT. This electronic shit needs to die. Just give me a normal fucking key that always works and makes fucking sense!

I really like the sound a car key makes when you put it in the keyhole.

>>17531839
It needs a self-destruct sequence that you can activate in traffic and laugh like the Predator.

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>>17537934
jej

I have an S2000 and I fucking love pressing that button. I will never get tired of it.

>>17537508
No. Only a little red light shows when you're in vtech and when you're reaching max revs