What is wrong with Shitaly?

>>17529338
>hello, i'd like water, but one that isn't wet

It's an Alfa, it's what it does, dumb burger. You want reliability, get some jap econobox.

>>17529352
>1 post in
>people already defending this that every single Giulia being tested is broken

Why get a Jap econobox when I can get some other RWD 400+ HP sedan, like an M3 or an ATS-V? Maybe not as beautiful to look at or listen too, but at least I won't constantly have to worry about the car shitting itself.

>>17529386
you don't understand, if you don't want to have a car that may shit itself for no reason out of the blue, don't buy alfa. it was always unreliable, it always will be. get anything else.

>>17529436
>unreliability is a feature

>>17529473
no, italians are just incapable of making that does not shit itself

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You dirty plebians. What you refer to as ~problems~ or ~unreliability~ is actually SOUL AND PASSION.

ALFA IS SOUL AND PASSION.

DON'T FORGET THAT.

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>>17529338

>Italian car

I don't see anything wrong with it because it is normal.

>>17529599
hi, phoneposting OP

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>>17529599

Dis

>>17529604

Damn right! It is fuckin Italian!

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>>17529612

>dat filename

topkek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxWyJU1WY4

>>17529473
Might as well be. No one really pays premium for an Italian car for anything else other than the badge its wearing.

>>17529604
That picture makes me smile every time I see it. It's just too cute.

Lmao and I still remember the relentless Alfa shilling a few months ago.
As I said: italicucks are deluded, the M3 has never been beaten at its own game.

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Ok anyone owns an alfa here? whats your experience? I sometimes hear theyre unreliable sometimes not.
Want to get my first car and found a 2007 159 2.4 diesel manual for 4800 euro
should I(if its in a fine shape right now and taken care of by prev owner ofc)?
pic related

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>>17529988

>second-handed Italian car

you are asking for trouble.

Are there places where Front license plate aren't' required?

All these fancy cars with a random plate slap onto wherever makes it looks stupid.

Italians are notoriously shit at reliability. Why do you think that Lamborghini leaves the technical stuff to Audi?

>>17530036
ok ill just get mazda 3 like a gud goy

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>>17530054

>Why do you think that Lamborghini leaves the technical stuff to Audi?

True... Ducati is more reliable than before.

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>>17530090


>mazda 3

:^)

>>17529338
I won't defend the issues, but I will sadly wish that it wasn't so. They just look so fucking good, goddammit.

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>>17530107
>JD meme

You make this too easy, cheap troll

Reavioli Ravioli fix the motoroli

>>17530107
>2017
if im looking at 4800 euro alfas u think i can afford a 2017 car?
its just a used 2006 one

>>17530185

>Audi is more reliable than Mazda

hmm... I didn't say it is a fake report or whatever... Most Audis are reliable.

>>17530150
This. Italian cars are everything /o/ hates. On paper they are worse than pretty much everything else, but once they grab you by the feels they aren't letting go.