> audi tt > not twin turbo

>SkyActive
>No flight capabilities

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>>17526232
But they do.

>BMW 316TI
>it's a NA 1.8 liter

>dodge ram
>only good at ramming

>>17526225
>Jeep dodge and Chrysler American brands
>sergio macaroni Fiat circle jerk.

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>Audi A4
>smaller than Audi A6

>>17526232
>SKYACTIV-G
>no GERWALK capabilities

>mx-5 is a well known FR funcar
>mx-6 must be even better
>it isnt

>520i
>530i
>both have a 2L diplacement engine

>>17526254
This is the only good one

>porshe
>used to be 911, 911s, 911turbo
>every 911 is turbo nowadays
>same 911, 911s, 911turbo classification used

>Chevy Volt
>is actually 300 volts

>>17526317
>porshe
as if you were a fan who'd care about this in the first place

>>17526330
I'd like to not know it, just.

>tesla
>has to be plugged in just like edison intended

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>>17526322

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>>17526337
Model S charging via Tesla Coil when?

>chevrolet corvette
>handles like a frigate

>lancia delta
>has more than three corners

>vw polo
>doesnt have a hole or taste of mint

>subaru impreza
>doesnt impress 'er at all.

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>>17526254

I love more subtle shit like this. Sad thing it's so rare on this board

>>17526225
The TT RS is a twin turbo v6

>>17526317
This is incorrect
Porches current 4 litre flat six makes over 500hp naturally aspirated

>>17526358
>subaru impreza
>doesnt impress 'er at all.
Mine does. Does my gf just have low standards in cars? :(

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>>17526361
>>17526317
>porch

How the fuck do you accelerate yours?
Mine usually stays stationary

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>>17526365
>his porch doesn't do 0-60 in 21 seconds

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>>17526374
dats breddy fast my dude.

my 1975 200D takes 30 seconds to 60

>>17526254
top fucking kek

>>17526361

it's a single turbo inline 5....

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>>17526254
took me a minute, but i finally got it. 10/10 for you good sir, well played.

>>17526317
>porsche 911
>ironically its country is now muslim territory

>>17526254
Don't worry they'll release the Audi Letter soon.

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>honda crx del sol
>can't delete the sun with it

>>17526254
i don't get it

>4runner
>incapable of running 4's

>>17526582
>del sol
>isn't a giant glowing ball of hydrogen on wheels

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>>17526254

>>17526249
If you can dodge a ram, you can ram a dodge ball.

>>17526464
shit quality bait, 911 has always been a quad supercharged 22 litre radial 3 cylinder diesel. traditionally bolt action.

>>17526225
>TT
>actually a homage to the motorcycle race that happens on the Isle of Man

everytime i think of T in anything (Celica GTS, Skyline GTR/GTT/GTST) i keep thinking does it mean turbo or just some stupid homage to Grand Touring

>>17526225
>Celica
>neither heavenly nor celestial
still pretty great to drive

>>17526797
>911
>german porche fuel cant melt steel beams

>>17526254
Took me a moment, pretty good anon

>bmw 2002
>made in 1967

>>17526797
actually most are only 21.2 litres to improve HP to litre ratio.

>>17526254
Explain

>>17526827
Worst BMW name ever

>>17526839
>>17526645
paper size. An A4 paper is larger than A6, but for audis it's the opposite

>ford fiesta
>no mariachi band when I turn it on

>Ford Mustang, Shelby Cobra and Chevy Comaro
>neither are animals

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>>17526872
>fiat uno 1.0 fire
>never caught on fire (sadly)

>Ford GT40 made in 1965
>40 years after the spirital successor
>just a Ford GT
Why it's not opposite? I liked the f40-f50 ferrari-meme

>>17526872
What animal is a Camaro?

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>>17526885
>Toyota GT86
>not elegant as the GT2000 and certainly not as soulful nor sporty as the AE86

>>17526897
a natural predator that eats Mustangs

>>17526897
pic related btw

>>17526900
chebby binturong?

>>17526902
Afaik the Camaro name is just made up, supposed to translate to something like "Friend" or "Partner"

>>17526818

But it can melt steel jews.

>>17526897
A small vicious creature that eats mustangs

>>17526225
>Porsche 911
>not used by emergency services

>>17526900
>AE86
>soulful
>sporty

you seem confused

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>Toyota hilux

>not high luxury trim

>Isuzu Trooper
>Didn't soldier on.

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>EcoBoost
>gets 14mpg combined

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>>17527912
>never piloted into buildings

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>ford probe
>doesnt stick it's appendages up your ass

>Toyota Auris
>Is not made of gold

>>17526225
>Volkswagen Jetta
>isn't jet powered

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>McLaren 12C

>Does not have 12 cylinders

>>17526362
if it's a base impreza, yeah they're a dime a dozen. if it's a wrx or sti, that's good taste.

>>17527385
yeah but when asked what it meant they said it was "a small vicious predator that eats mustangs"

>>17526239
>average mazda owners driving skills

>>17526797
He was talking about the TT, dipshit.

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>dodge ram
>can't dodge a ram

>Honda Jazz, Accord, Melody
>Have nothing to do with music.

>>17529159
*applause*

>>17529159
but thats a silverado

>>17526872
>Ford Falcon, Studebaker Lark and Hawk, Toyota Starlet, all cars made by Eagle
>not actually birds

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>>17526225
>Audi tt
>Not RWD

>>17526254
Best post in this bread

>>17526887
Because it's 40 inches in height.

>>17528037
Still better than my hellcat.

>>17529159
I really wish this was a dodge. :(

>>17528037
That's pretty good other cars get 7-10mpg.

>BMW 1 Series
>BMW actually has more than one Series

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>>17526225
>this girl
>not my girlfriend

I know she's probably 4 feet tall and pushing 30 but I don't really care anymore

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>>17526469

>>17526225
has at least one turbo charger tho

>>17526317
except the turbo smokes the 911, its basically the highest end 911 trim

>>17529683
it's still bullshit
just as bullshit as BMW's and MB's numbers giving just a pecking order instead of displacement.
>AMG C63
>4.0L
JUST

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> mitsubishi lancer evolution
> can't evolve properly

>>17526317
>porsch 911
>never flew into the twin towers

>ford f series
>does not race in an 'f' series

>BMW 4
>basically its a 3

>>17526254
prtscrn

>x
>doesnt y

>>17531972
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuu

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>Ferrari FF
>is actually FM4

>>17531934
Having driven both extensively, they're really not that similar. The 4 series is the farthest you can go before boathood while retaining the feeling of a luxury car. The 3 series lacks that feeling but is more tossable.

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>Chevy Bolt
>Is an entire car

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>Tesla Model 3
>Is the fourth model

>>17532071
this is nice right there, anon

>>17532042
He clearly meant that the original 3 was a 2 door coupe.
Why did BMW even split the 2 doors of 3 series if they are gonna make a 4 series 4 door anyway?

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>>17526839

>Bentley Flying Spur
>can't fly

>Rolls-Royce Ghost/Phantom
>not invisible

>Fiat Panda
>not a Chinese car

>>17526254
Kek

Good shit

>Volvo amazon
>Wasnt built in south America

>>17532577
>doesn't make horses run faster

>>17528037
>>17529393
>>17529401
How do you amerilards even go somewhere? Stop to refuel every hour? My beat up shitbox does 1000 km on a tank

>>17532768
I'd like to know what shitbox get 621 miles out of a tank of fuel, especially considering that most compacts have tanks in the 12gallon range.

>>17532790
>miles
>gallon
wew
e e
wew

>>17532790
honda jazz does that and a fucking jetta can as well
>being this american

>>17532790
>ywn be so american that you can show how uneducated you are on the internet

>>17532790
no car will get great mileage with your 300lb ass sitting in it, fucking pig

>scion xD
>not funny

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>>17526254
nice

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>Audi R8
>nobody does it

>Audi TT
>Not actually a titty

>>17526225
>>17529412
I don't suppose you'd have a source?

>Civic Type R
>Doesn't type R

>>17534648
it's an asian, they arr rook the same

>Chevy Suburban
>is actually the size of a suburban neighborhood

>>17526700
>4runner
>some are 2 wheel drive.

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>>17527939
Do you have the one where Pepe has toothpaste on his head, like hair? That's my favorite one by far, I never got around to saving it.

>>17530422
>lancer evolution
>it didn't evolve
>in fact, it went extinct

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>>17534785

>Chevrolet Corvette Stingray
>can't swim

>Ford Explorer
>Only explores the sides of roads when breaking down

>>17532768
Gas is cheap in burgerland it doesn't really matter.

>ford focus
>designed for mindless driving

>>17529113
base impreza is so overdone it isn't even funny

throw a bolt-on and a wing on it

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>>17532860

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>Ford Fusion
>Runs on gasoline
>mfw

>amg 63
>6.2 litres

>>17532768

>implying americans are buying scores of ford GT's
>implying people in your shit country aren't importing them at grand prices all the time
>insinuating you are the only special snowflake who drives a shitbox

I don't get this place sometimes.

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>>17537969
>implying amerilard shitboxes get good mpgs

>chevy silverado
>not made of silver

>>17537312
And the time you spend refueling is free as well?

>>17537969
>implying people in your shit country aren't importing them at grand prices all the time
France here, can confirm that the local ford dealer literally only sells mustangs (but they are quite cheap for sportsy cars, starting at like 38k merkels)
They don't even have the rice focus on display in the front lawn anymore, just every colour of mustang they sell

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>>17527912
>Porsche 911
>not used by emergency services
but they are

>>17538343
well considering it takes about five minutes, and there are gas pumps fucking everywhere, it's not exactly a big deal

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>autocar
>is a truck

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>qashqai
>not a horse with a white forehead

>>17539986
>five minutes of his life are worth less than a 15 gallons of fuel
How poor are you?

>>17534785
I meant a source for the full video. Looks like it came from some sort of variety show.

>>17540091
>decepticon
>doesn't fool anyone and isn't an icon

>Impreza STI
>Doesn't give or receive STI's
>The only STI are the drivers

>>17538343
It's fine unless you get a slow pump.
You don't want to leave ethanol in the tank for very long anyway.

>>17538395
>call 911 for ambulance because you choked on tendies
>some german guy shows up doing sick drifts all over your lawn
>"jah you called for 911?"

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>Peterbilt
>there's no real guarantee that a guy named Peter builds them

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>ambulance

>doesn't ambulate
>not for ambulatory people

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>stroke ambulance
>golf game gets worse after riding in it

>>17542982
>ethanol
How do you even start an ethanol car when it's freezing outside

>>17543555
it's for people who can't ambulate

>>17543555
but it ambulates anon

>>17526225
>Audi TT RS prototype
>actualy twin turbocompressors

>>17532071
But it is the 3rd platform, since Model S and X are based on the same platform.

>>17541346
looks like hanakana

>nissan rogue
>driven by normies

>>17530422
SAVAGE

>press clutch
>still can't 1v5

>toyota MRS
>has a gear stick

>bugatti royale
>not sold to royalty

>>17543699
>install stroker kit
>brain function unaffected

>>17544693
They put shit in e85 so it doesn't freeze. e10-e15 is fine. Luckily i don't live were it gets close to 32f or 0c.

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>>17526254
Good one anon

>>17544693
lol wut

ethanol freezes at -114 degrees C lol

>>17537062
Neither did it kill Steve Irwin.

>>17550491
But the flash point is 60F, as opposed to -45F for gasoline.