>the perfect car doesn't exi-

>>17509350
God damn that's hot.

How may HP does an horse have?

>>17509390
1

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>>17509428
>Not supercharging your horse

>>17509390
17 hp but then it gets sleepy

>>17509428
What breed of horse is mentioned as 1 HP?

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The best thing is you can actually fuck what you ride too.

Who thought it was a good idea to invent the measure "horse power"? It is so unrealistic. There's no way a healthy horse only produces 1HP. They can do a solid 45km/h while weighting what? 700 kilograms? 800?

They surely have at least 30HP

>>17509437
THICC
>>17509442
>why do you NEED a Clydesdale for everyday riding when a quarter horse will get the job done just fine

>>17509350
>no Ecoboost

>>17509453
No dude. They do not have 30hp

>>17509449
>He doesn't thrust his dick into the tailpipe
Back to /mlp/ with you, casual.

>>17509453
>700 kilograms
It's like they weren't even trying lol, horses used to weigh so much less and go just as fast with less feed.
>inb4 "modern safety standards"

>>17509390
14-15. Peak but an average over a work shift of 0.8. (James Watt deliberately defined a HP as being more work that you could actually get out of a horse to avoid annoying the mine owners)

>>17509453
The same guy who thought of the measurement standard for wattage.

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>>17509460
yea buddy keep telling yourself that

>>17509350
Horses are stupid fucking animals and need to be slaughtered

>>17509479
Racing horses can't keep up their pace for a dozen kilometres

>>17509484
>t. passive aggressive closet gay horse cocksucker

>>17509380

Move to Canada

(its legal there)

>>17509492
so do you rate a car horsepower output from it's peak or from it's average? if it's from the average, like you're suggesting, a Ferrari have 40HP, right?

>>17509511
Llamas are superior

>>17509539
Don't they spit on shit? Llamas are also ugly and can never be as majestic as a horse.

>>17509551
lol i know a llama and it spits all over horses faces and they do nothing. llamas are alpha as shit

>>17509453
Well horsepower was a measurement but watts probably would have made more sense however, back in the early days of autombiles it's easier to give an idea of what this vehicle can since many people owned horses back then.

>>17509484
you got that right. horses are fucking useless in most parts of the world and only stupid daddy issues bitches keep them for no reason.

>>17509350

Its time to eat your own car.

aww jeez

>>17509517
Fugg time to get some of that sweet mare puss. You leafs are alright

>>17509522
Difference is a Ferrari can run at its power band until it runs out of fuel, or bursts into flames. Whichever happens first

>>17509573
>muh majestic, beautiful creature
>muh riding in a ranch
>muh luxury horse blankets

>>17509612
>he's never ridden a horse so hard it bursts into flames
Lmao get a load of this guy

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>>17509618
bruh

>>17509648
>flames make it go faster

>>17509551
Horses would spit too if they werent gigantic pussies. Llamas are bosses and you gotta be a boss to harness that true power.

>>17509428
But is that to the hooves?

>>17509707
No, every big breeder measures at the cannon bones to make them look more powerful than the competition. Pretty shameful desu.

>>17509604
>not going for the massive, throbbing stallion cock
Are you a fag or something?

>>17509748
I don't want a perforated bowel anon. Besides, that mare muscle control

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horses are for godamn niggers and if you take your horse to an ATV park you deserve to be ran off a cliff you godamn horse-nigger.

>>17509350
Purple magic horses are the best

>>17509846
Boi you step back from my waifu

>>17509350
I don't like the horse smell

>>17509854
Have you tried washing your horse?

>>17510018
then it just smells like wet horse

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>>17509517
>fucking horses is legal but drawn little girls aren't

>>17510170
Of course they aren't, you pedo scum.

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>>17509350
Pros
>low weight
>cheap to run
>virtually no maintenance
>can lane split
>excellent off-road capabilities
>you can fuck it

Cons
>low power
>only 2 seats
>limited cargo space
>limited life span
>has to take a shit every once in a while, not convinient when stuck in traffic
>somehow dangerous to pedestrians behind it

>>17510200
>cheap to run
do you have any idea how much feeding a horse costs? how much they actually eat? if you don't have a ton of land and the time to make hay it will cost you way more than running a car.
>virtually no maintenance
what are vet costs

>>17510200
>limited life span
Isn't this true for automobiles too?

>>17509479
Lets see.... motorcycle with 30hp should be just as fast as horse right ?

>Car breaks a wheel
>replace the wheel

>horse breaks a leg
>you have to shoot it in the fucking brain
But at least you can eat it

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>>17509466
>lmao 1hoers
>Ok, let me come up with a useful unit for power now
He wasn't that schizophrenic.

>>17510257
motorcycles weight much less. A horse can keep up with an old 50cc in power/weight ratio

>>17510257
imagine a 30hp motorcycle engine hauling around a fat, 600kg harley. that's a horse for you

>>17510416
>chain drive
>not leg drive
When will Harley learn?

>>17509437
Still only makes 1 hp though

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>>17509428
>>17509460
>>17510548

You're right.

Shetland pony or belgian drafthorse, still always just 1hp.
Horses can't compete.

>>17511258
They make enough torque to rip you in half though.

>>17511258
>Shetland pony
>lane split all day
>Belgian drafthorse
>stuck in traffic
lol baka at stupid horsers