whats the best drunk-friendly car?

Hummer h2

a coffin

Crown victoria p71

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>>17496934
nah

Coworker is drunk 24/7 and delivers pizzas while hammered a lot of the time.

He drives a Metro

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>>17496924
As in you can drive drunk? find the highest power to weight car you can.

Preferably an Ultima GTR. i don't think they have any traction control so when you exit into traction make sure you slam on the gas.

A better question would be what airliner is drunk-friendly at altitudes close to the tallest buildings.

I just scrapped my friend's 3-series while edrink, how fuk

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>>17496924
a bus

>>17496974
Shut the fuck up, faggot.

>>17496974
>edrink
Is this like e-cigarettes?

>>17497162
It's just a synonym for utter faggot, so sure.

>>17496924
Tesla with Autopilot 2.0, once the level 5 autonomy update is released later this year.

Heck, it's already the most drunk-friendly now in it's infantry!

Alternatively, the Cadillac CT6 with SuperCruise.

>>17497181
Do you mean infancy?

>>17496924
Whatever the Uber driver has.

A real car guy knows when to protect his pride and joy by riding with somebody else.

>>17496924
>whats the best drunk-friendly car?
Something a little slow on the pick up and can take a lick and keep going. So maybe a 80's-90's Volvo wagon. Personally, I've had good drunk-friendly from an '08 Ford Edge. Also, the best drinky-driving town is New Orleans. People drive at this rolling 20mph pace, that gives them time to miss pedestrians and bicyclists. Love that town. I'm drunk now can you tell?

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>>17497244
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>>17497186
Yes.

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>>17496924

>>17497359
>Get drunk
>Go to Disneyland

>>17497359
Why the fuck would I want to drive a cop car while drunk?

>>17496924
It would most likely be the one with the best semi-auto pilot intervention, any of the newer Mercedes with steering assist, Tesla Models S/X, Volvos.

>>17497441
so you'll never get pulled over

>>17496924
I don't know.
I got a dui over that technically having control over the vehicle bullshit, so I have no clue.

>>17496924
sw20

>>17496924
One with no engine.

>>17496924
Automatic i4 Camry

If you mean safety against drunk drivers, I heard SUVs are safer for car crashes. If you mean driving while drunk then please don't.

Regular Fur Reviews sez Buick Century

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