What's the best way to deal with mirror smashing motorcyclists?

Katana to the jugular. They can't smash mirrors if they're banished to the shadow realm.

Carry a stick in your car and hit any passing motorcycle cucks.

>>17495272
Carry a really big stick.

dont drive like a cunt and you wont get your mirror smashed in

to answer the question, get a quality dash cam because you likely aren't going to catch the bike

>>17495296
For you.

>bikers are so petty they'll smash peoples property for a minor traffic incident
christ

>>17495296
>>17495293
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIxmADu81E4&ab_channel=MotoMadness
they always do it while in traffic and speed through the lines.

it really grinds my gears because in probably 70% of the cases they bashed windows on those youtube compilations they had ZERO reason to. i don't even want to know whats on the gopros they didn't upload

>>17495301
>dont drive like a cunt and you wont get your mirror smashed in
please tell me you see anything in this video as cunty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIxmADu81E4&ab_channel=MotoMadness

i would say 80% did nothing wrong, just changed lanes too quickly (which all drivers have to be wary of) and this is only one video

>>17495309
Bikers think they're hard for using a much more dangerous form of transportation. They feel high and mighty in a similar way to BMW drivers, which is the root of their horrible behaviour on the road.

My vehicle screams alpha and they don't even dare look at me

>>17495332
Thankfully quite a lot of them die on the road.

>>17495272
Not drive badly in the first place.

>>17495321
>Watch first 6 videos
>Person runs red light right in front of motorcycle
>person tries to merge straight into motorcycle that's not even in blind spot, and continues to try and merge after seeing it
>person flips off motorcyclist (undeserved, motorcyclist is a cunt)
>Repeat of 2
>Person merges 10 feet in front of motorcyclist and immediately slams on brakes, then threatens to swerve into motorcyclist twice
>person with trailer cuts off motorcyclist, merges in right on top of him

Next couple are along the same lines. Tailgating, cutting off, etc. Id keep going, but so far I have 1 cunt motorcyclist and 5 cunt drivers

>>17495272
Have a gun.

>>17495332
>>17495358
>I drive like a geriatric soccer mom that simultaneously is texting and can't see over the steering wheel
>Everyone else should take emergency actions to adjust to what I do

I can't wait for when electric autonomous shitboxes take over

>>17495309
>almost kill me
>minor traffic incident

>>17495408
>I'M ALLOWED TO GO TWICE THE SPEED LIMIT AND DANGEROUSLY WEAVE THROUGH TRAFFIC BIKERS ARE EXEMPT FROM THE LAW WAAAAAAAH
I can't wait for when you have a crash and die.

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As a ratio, I'd say there are far more cunts who ride motorcycles than cunts who drive cars. It seems to really attract an unsavory douche class of people, and I see an astounding number of niggers/spics riding sport bikes.

The dumbest thing you can do (if you're in a car) is get into an altercation with them. Their vehicle is smaller and faster, they're going to kick your door/smash your mirror/break your windows/etc. and then zoom off. Best case scenario is that they're caught, charged, convicted, and have to pay for the damage. But you still have to go through the fucking headache of dealing with all of that shit, including going to court to testify and then working out the financials.

Faggots on crotch rockets routinely do stupid shit around me, but I never freak out and try to ram them. Normally they're just passing on a double line in a school zone or something retarded like that. I'm not a cop, I get nothing for trying to be a hero and report them. I just keep driving. Too many dicks to start raging at everything out there.

There is one exception to this, and I sort of regret it now. When I got my first car and was learning to drive stick, some bikerfags (3 of them together) were harassing me on the highway. Riding too close, riding beside me, trying to antagonize me. When I got to the mall about an hour later, all three bikes were parked at the far end of the parking lot. I kicked all three of them over, broke the mirror off on at least one of them. Good thing mall CCTV is dogshit and they couldn't make out who I was, because it's been 6 years and I haven't heard from anyone.

>>17495425
Nice blog post, anon.

>>17495408
>Everyone else should take emergency actions to adjust to what I do
Funny that you're using that as an argument, because that's the exact attitude bikers have. I had a biker friend who would routinely say "cars only exist to be overtaken by motorcycles". They see car drivers as lesser in some way, and think they should get special treatment just because they're riding a motorbike.

>>17495425
More

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>>17495425
D E V I L I S H

>>17495409
complaining about almost dying in a minor accident because you chose to drive an inherently unsafe vehicle is like an infantry soldier complaining about getting shot or blown up in afghanistan even though he chose an inherently unsafe profession.

>>17495313
>>17495321
>most of these shithead 2wheeled babies are cali cunts who lane split
i'd just knock into their legs if some asshole tried to pull this with me. if you can't handle someone not seeing you on a bike then don't ride.

>Be me
>Be new driver
>Always watch for motorcycles
>There is one behind me but way behind
>change lanes
>Guy speeds up and I see him in my mirror
>Traffic is jammed so I'm stuck now
>stops at my car from in between lanes
>BRUH DIDNT YOU SEE ME
>HOW DID YOU NOT LOOK
>BROOOO THIS IS MY LANE
>WATCH OUT YOUR GUNNA KIL SOMEONE
>I'm like dude you were nowhere near me\
>BRO FUCK YOU IM ON A BIKE YOU FAGGGOOOT YOU COULD KILL ME BRO THIS IS MY LINE BRO WATCH OUT
>I'm all like dude I was literal in the lane and then you sped up to me
>Guy goes fuck you smashed my side mirror and breaks my side glass and front glass
>guy screams CHYEAHHH
>I hear BRBRRPAPAPPAPAPAPAPAPPAPAPAPPAPAPA
>Screeching then the sound of this guy literally speeding into a fucking center barrier
>Guy ejects from bike
>bike is literally smoking
>dude is just laying in the middle of the highway..moving but clearly he had ate it.
>thankfully he was able to walk to the hospital but he was out cold for like 5 minutes .
>Dude was later arrested for assault with a weapon or something.

>>17495423
>someone is doing something that doesn't affect me at all, but I don't like it so make them stop
Children shouldn't be driving anon

Also
>double
>vast majority of motorcyclists pass you at barely 5 mph more than what you're doing, with a few retard exceptions

>>17495453
Like I said, there are a few (many) riders that are absolute dickheads and deserve whatever happens to them, but this is (usually) a small subset of an area's motorcyclist population

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Would never break someone's mirror for fucking up or not paying attention, but if someone were trying to intentionally force me off the road I'd probably draw my handgun.

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>>17495506
>Children shouldn't be driving anon
thats why most of them ride motorbikes

>>17495494
What is "Things that never happened"?

>>17495272
Heavy steel mirror housing. Polished chrome steel mirror.

Go ahead and punch it.

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>>17495517

>>17495272
Don't do stupid shit like not shoulder check and change lanes into motorcyclists

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>>17495454

I told you I don't do things like that anymore.

>>17495522
no more like
"what the fuck did I do wrong"

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>mfw I used to hang out with a guy who rode a 250CC Ninja
>he'd always go 20-30mph over the speed limit
>first thing he bought with his spare money after he bought the bike wasn't some riding gear
>>dude brah I got this SIKK (that's how he spells it) tatt on my calf brah
>he insists on riding in shorts (gym or cargo) everywhere on his bike because "BRAH I GOTTA SHOW OFF THIS SIKK CALF TATT"

>>17495506
>doing something that doesn't affect me at all
A lot of accidents or "close calls" involving bikes wouldn't happen at all if they just fucking obeyed the law.

>>17495332
Their behavior may seem horrible when compared in the context of cars but it's really not the same thing. You have much more control when you're riding a machine as fast and responsive as a motorcycle. Acceleration is akin to teleportation - and you can fit between most cars easily

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>>17495272

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>not putting poisoned steel spikes behind the mirror

>>17495425
i can only hope to find these fags bikes after this.

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Or just do what this American hero did to a bunch of ricerocket fags.

https://www.youtube.com/v/oJPheXmNBu4

>>17495517
Sick burn yo, set myself up for that one
>inb4 set myself up for a motorcycle accident too

>>17495551
I hate using anecdotes and broad generalizations, but a lot more would be avoided if cars did the same. At least once a month a car merges in right on top of me when I'm not even lane splitting or doing anything remotely illegal. I'll be right next to their driver window, they just expect me to get out of the way. And that's when I'm not lane splitting (which is legal in most of the world and where I live). A lot of the time I see cars swerve suddenly, no turn signals or any warning, to take a 8 foot gap between two cars in the next lane, completely not paying attention.

For every clip you find of cunt motorcyclists, I can find 3 of asshole drivers, and official research and statistics that I've tried looking up go both ways

>>17495516
>trying to intentionally force me off the road
yeah but WHY is a car intentionally trying to force a cyclist off the road? for lulz? really?

>>17495689
>I can find 3 of asshole drivers
.....because there's a shitton more cars.

>>17495393
The van over taking him in the lane was the only truly illegal one. The rest were douchebag is too pissy pants to handle driving in traffic. He should put a cage around himself if he's so scared.

>>17495556
Lane splitting then complaining when you almost get hit is like an athlete doping then complaining when they're disqualified.

>>17495272

A gun with no less than a 5", preferably fixed barrel and a nice crisp trigger.

Step 1: Put rebar through mirror and weld it to frame
Step 2: Become youtube famous with "Stupid Faggot Biker FUCKING DIES" series
Step 3: Become IRL famous by smoking a bunch of bikers who try to act hardcore

>>17495313

Holy fuck at 4:40. I know that car was doing some pretty fucked up stuff, but what those motorcyclists did was a good was to get shot. Especially to a black Impala with tinted windows.

A lot of those videos are pathetic. Everybody gets cut off all the time no matter what vehicle they're driving and nothing comes of it, but these guys feel it gives them the right to bust up someone's property.

>>17495272
fill the inside of the mirror housing with nails

>>17495719
>gun

how?

like you don't even have enough reaction time to swerve into them after they clock your mirror - how are you going to get out your gun, open your window, aim and hit them?

>>17495781
>biker punches mirror
>roll window down
>shoot him

>>17495758
>Step 1: Put rebar through mirror and weld it to frame
.....that's fucking brilliant. honestly even placing a sharp piece through the plastic and sealing it in would work.

>>17495781
quickscop, bruh

>>17495781

That's why I specified the longer barrel and the nice trigger. It's going to be a little bit of a feat of accuracy.

>>17495807
Yeah but this way the worst that happens is they crack your mirror and you still have the housing and everything.

>>17495769

Concrete.

>>17495797
>biker punches mirror
>speeds off like a faggot
>weaves between cars
>can't shoot without possibly hurting others

come the fuck on. and even then if you hit him, what then? "he hit my mirror" isn't going to fly vs. attempted murder

>>17495830
taser barbs, hooked up to the ignition system
the rev engine to desired high current shock rate

>>17495703
...thought this was obvious, but specifically in reference to videos involving a motorcycle and a car, in which case there's a 1 to 1 ratio of motorcycle to car (ignoring the occasional video with groups of motorcyclists)

>>17495711
>Tailgating isn't illegal
>completely merging into an occupied space isn't illegal and wouldn't get you pulled over if you did it to a cop/where a cop can see
Replace the motorcyclist with a cop and all of those, minus the exception listed, would have gotten the car pulled over immediately. If youre too much of a pussy to do it to a cop on a motorcycle, then don't fucking do it

Wasted enough time arguing stupid shit with people, have fun and good on Tesla for jumpstarting the process to keep idiots out of the driver's seat

>>17495835
Your mistake is thinking that someone who is willing to commit murder over a mirror is logical.

>>17495835

I wasn't really being serious about the gun, where do you think we are? I would just try to identify the bike as best as possible so he can be caught, I'm not really going to go full Brazilian Cop.

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>>17495313
These faggots deserve to get shot.

>>17495684
I hate it when motorcyclists do obnoxious things but that's pretty fucked up, fucking hick psychopath should be in an asylum

>>17495313
I'm about 7 minutes in and only 2.5 of these clips seem justified.

>>17495313
>>17495966
As a foot note, every person on /o/ should strive to be like the old man in this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFIXHAbjCxQ

It's funny when bikers try to paint this narrative of drivers being people who text while not looking in their mirrors. I don't think i've ever seen a biker who was observant or drove defensively.

>>17495522
>Things that never happened
100%

>>17495272
Run them over or shoot them

>>17495978
>ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??

>>17495272
a gun

>>17495978
my favorite part in this one, besides some obvious bernie or hillary kiddo learning that actions do have consequences, is how controlled that old mans breathing sounds.
Whenever you see videos of bikers harassing people for doing the retarded shit they do to other cars the biker is always hyperventilating like some kind of autist.

It's art.

>>17495978
fuck, that was so satisfying after all these shitty videos.
not just an old man, buy an old man with a CAR BRA

>>17495425
I kick over every sport bike I can get away with just on principle. Not joking, not trolling, not trying to sound badass, chances are if you ride and you rode today, you know what you did.

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>>17496127
Sprinkle some oil on their brakes instead

>>17496143
what does that do

>>17496160
Makes them not brake

>>17496143
Why not both? Also, would wd40 be good?

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>>17495304

>>17495978
Oh god that was beautiful. Every biker deserves this.

>>17495425
I'd wager that the cunt ratio is equal, but cagecucks have fewer options for doing damage they can get away with. Their vehicles are big, slow, heavy, and any damage they deal with them is going to show up on their shit as well. Say, you're in the drivers seat, and you want to fuck with some asshole on the passenger side. You got a long enough stick? Can't pull a gun, that's a bigger charge in the eyes of the law. As for the getaway? ha, good fucking luck.

On a bike? Engage cruise control and get the club out. Then speed off.

Put a faggot in a car and he's neutered. Put a faggot on a bike and he has options.

Here's what you do:

Let bikers pass. Fuck it, it's traffic, if they're not holding you up or fucking with you, it's no problem and you have no reason to give a fuck. You won't see them again. Just accelerating to the speed limit after filtering through a line at a red light is enough for someone on a half decent motorcycle to lose 99% of car drivers and make at least one of the following lights, 1% being those faggots that think "oh, my rabbit, i bet the cops will get him first" and think they now have a free pass to go 10 over and catch up.

If they fuck with you, fuck with them back. Woops. Didn't see you mate. Because a cunt on a bike undoubtedly also owns a car, and god forbid anyone see the day when the confidence he gains by being a cunt on his bike translates to finally going postal in his car and running people off the road and brake checking random people who dare have a 3 second following distance

>>17495694
Why do cops shoot black people?

>previous experience
>a furious and passionate love for the law and a hated for anyone who breaks it, trivial and significant laws alike. black guys have their weed and bike guys have their driving techniques learned from southeast asia.

>>17496428
>Here's what you do:

Let bikers pass. Fuck it, it's traffic, if they're not holding you up or fucking with you, it's no problem and you have no reason to give a fuck. You won't see them again.

Except bikers get mad over nothing and vandalize your car because they're mouthbreathers in a bad mood.
-t. I had to live with one for six months

>>17496428
Your post is conclusive evidence that the cunt-ratio is not equal.

>>17496466
I only ride a scooter for grocery runs

And fully acknolwedge that something as simple as filtering through a red light would break down if it were allowed by law, because then I'd be stuck behind 12 other scooters and forced to ride sucidally between moving cars, in everyone's blind spots because their mirrors are set to check adjacent lanes and not two feet from their car.

That said, I guarantee you, the cunt ratio is equal. It only seems unequal because the non-cunts are always going so slowly you never interact with them and the cunts are going full speed ahead looking for trouble.

Anything involving people has a guaranteed cunt ratio of 50% except for liking anime (99%) and stance (100%)

>>17496460
If they do that just fuck their shit up

Their bike probably isn't even worth money anyways. Most ultra faggots ride cheapo single cyllinder dirtbikes with license plates and beat up supersports.

these compilations made me so angry i watched some motorcycle crash compilations to blow off steam.

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>>17495465

Oh sure, that totally justifies cars joining lanes without looking at T junctions!! Haha!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf1rZ8E3ToM

>>17495407
This, visit /k/ for more info. Although almost none of the situations in the videos would warrant that unless the biker forced you to stop or tried to break into your car

>>17495978
>eeeEEEeeeEEEeee why are you doooOOOoooiiing this

>>17495272
merge into their lane while they're doing it

knocking off someone's mirrors because you got cut off makes you a faggot. everyone get's cut off, you being extra vulnerable is your own fault.
now, someone moving into your lane because they are too retarded to notice you makes me a little more sympathetic, but you're still a faggot if you knock their mirror off.

>>17495978
Man this is delicious. Bike cuck was super hard right up until an old man whipped his ass.

I Lane split to work on double yellows, yet retards think it is okay to cross them. Saw a fellow rider go down today because someone cut double yellows.

I drive slow enough that if they hit me, they owe me a new bike with no damage done to me. Also slow enough to brake 99.9% of the time. That being said, cut me off, especially over a double yellow and be sure that I will smack your fucking mirror.

Most mirrors these days fold. I typically like to hit backwards as I pass them and fold their mirror. Bitches weren't using it in the first place. Hopefully they learn to not cross double yellows one broken mirror at a time.

>>17496856
how would you feel if the next time you did some gay shit on the road someone pulled out a handgun and shot your bike?

>>17496856
double yellows can be crossed in some cases

>Be me
>Be riding motorcycle
>At stop light
>Random dude on another gsxr fucking "killswitches" me
>CHCHHCHCYEYEHEHEHEHAHHHHHH

I honestly got a good chuckle.

>>17496869
Try it pussy. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn you libtard cuck.

>>17496885
>Try it pussy. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn you libtard cuck.
I am now curious, where do you do this?
Most of these motorcyclist bodycam douchebags i have seen on YouTube do so in places like California where they can't ever be assailed or worry about someone having a gun.

t. Right-Wing Texan

>>17496906
You guys are actually a lot nicer in person.
>Go to Texas
>Break down on side of road
>Guy in dually smoke stack lifted rig pulls up
>HEY MAN YOU NEED SOME HELP
>Y-YEAH
>Guy hops on with a fucking howitzer on his waist
>Looks at my car for a bit
>figures it out
>runs to autozone
>buys part with his money
>fixies it on the side of road
>doesn't take my money
>Invites me to his restaurant
>literally the works.
>still wont take money
>wont even let me buy him a drink
>"straight edge"
man oh man good times.

>>17495393
>person doesn't realize motorcycle is going faster than it appears
>car driver is a retard
>biker escalates a dumb situation
>van driver is a retard
>car didn't see the motorcycle, probably hit the brakes to get in behind the truck so they could get off at the next exit
>biker could have gone in the totally empty left lane
You missed the seventh one where the pair of motorcycles are taking up both lanes for no good reason and the one filming brake checks the car, then totally chimps out. The car is just trying to get the fuck away from the aggressive faggot on the motorcycle.

>>17496923
exactly, I've hoped out of cars with my buddy to push an old asian lady in a wheelchair from the grocery store to her house because that's what people in a community do for one another,

which is why we don't take kindly to some cunt running around in a sport bike being a total douche.

>>17496923
You give him a reach around at least?

>>17496613
i've seen so many that looked and put on their blinkers well in advance... tiny penis bikers driving at 75mph through lanes think that these people are merging too soon when it's them that needs to slow down

also the amount of crotch rockets saying shit like "faggot" and "queer" is too ironic

>>17496856
>I drive slow enough that if they hit me
bitch please

also i bet you have some garbage dump "insurance" that couldn't even replace their bumper

>be Anon ITT
>watching youtube compilations
>suv driver on her phone abruptly merges within inches of a motorcyclist
>motorcyclist punches her mirror
>Anon spergs out about what he'd do to the motorcyclist

Has a biker ever knocked off your mirror? No? Probably because your driving isn't an obvious danger to everyone around you.

>>17496613
My point stands. You won't be hailed a badass for walking around harlem dressed like the monopoly man, you'll be known as that retard that got his dumb ass shot because he thought he was a badass.

>>17497112
>anon gets t-boned by texting teen running red light
>/o/tist rushes from the shadows
>tells anon "you're a retard for driving a car without a full cage and harness, do you think you're a badass or something?"

>>17497201
risk assessment. if youre willing to take the risk of being ended by stacy in daddys suburban then thats on you. of course its stacys fault that she fucked up, but the fact that you chose to drive an engine with a pair of wheels rather than an enclosed metal frame is the decision you made.

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>>17495407
>>17495585
>>17495719
>>17495999
>>17496045
found the overweight retarded white trump supporters. back to /pol/

>>17497218
Agreed; however my point is they have just as much of a reason to complain about dangerous drivers as people in cars, which you previously indicated they did not.

Take solace in the fact that every time I work on the neuro critical care ward it's all fucktards who crashed their little vroom vroom bikes at 100mph into a lorry while trying to ride the invisible middle lane and they will likely be a vegetable for the rest of their lives.

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Buy some Kevlar thread and run it several times from the top of the door to the bottom with just enough slack to stretch it over the mirror (pic related). Run the thread the entire length, so there's whole pieces stretching from the top to the bottom. Affix it to the end of the mirror with a small amount of glue, this should be just enough to hold it in place at highway speeds.

When the biker punches your mirror, their arm will become entangled in the thread and they'll be spun off their bike. If you're feeling irrationally kind, you could use a loop of a weaker thread at the bottom to secure the Kevlar to the door so it breaks away, you'll just hurl them to the asphalt instead of possibly severing their arm.

Remove the Kevlar before the police show up.

>>17495272
Tape razors to the sides of the mirror.

>lying in on a Saturday morning
>wake up to the sounds of someone violently shitting themselves through a megaphone
>look out of window
>some motorcycle cunt who's put something on his exhaust to make his 2 cylinder putt putt machine sound cool and intimidating
>revving it as hard as less than half a liter of displacement can
>in a close filled mostly with old people

Can we just gas motorcycle owners? They're fucking cunts. They break motoring laws fuck constantly and act like you're the asshole if you clip them. They think everyone is fuck impressed by their suped up fucking scooters. They're antisocial. They're fucking cyclists on steroids. I'm just glad they're pretty good at wiping themselves out.

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>>17497370
>>wake up to the sounds of someone violently shitting themselves through a megaphone

>>17495978
This is beyond glorious.

>>17497250
Guns are /k/, actually.
/pol/ is the political free speech board.

Motorcyclist here. Fucking run these fags over and claim that they startled you or something. Love everything about motorcycles except a pretty large group of the people who ride them. Fucking tools this is why I rarely ride with other people especially large groups

>>17497370
Why do they feel the need to do this? It's always at a gas station or parking lot or somewhere they cruise through slowly revving the shit out of the bike. I don't think I've ever once revved my bike unless it was to move

weld the mirror solid to the door and put a metal stake behind a square of aluminium foil

>>17496054
why would you politicize this of all things

>>17495272
Maybe don't drive like a douche? Not condoning this retarded activity by motorcyclists at all but how often has this happened to you? If once the chances of it happening again are probably slim. If more than once, maybe the real problem is more so you than them

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Can you threaten to jam one of these into their wheels?
At the least I'd think it would get them to back off.

>>17497571
It's almost a requirement to drive like a douche on a motorcycle. You have no right to complain.

So these guys go too fast, cant react to traffic, smash private property, and some seem justified?

I wish more criminals posted evidence online.

>>17495393
>>Person runs red light right in front of motorcycle
So? The motorcyclist is not the police.

>>person tries to merge straight into motorcycle that's not even in blind spot, and continues to try and merge after seeing it
But that's exactly what you motherfuckers do when you lane split.

>>person with trailer cuts off motorcyclist, merges in right on top of him
Most likely didn't see him. And the douchebag motorcyclist sped up instead of slowing down when he saw the car coming into his lane.

>>17495272
booby trap the mirror with a spike

>Look before you turn
>give bikers room, even if they are slow

Problem solved.

I've gotten more thumbs up from bikers than car drivers.

>>17496162
I'm sure they would realise something is up with them before they get out of the parking lot.

>>17497834
That's why you just stick to tipping. No exceptions, I just need to figure out how to ensure that something important breaks.

>>17495321
>Going much faster than traffic
>Lane splitting at the same time
I hope the ICU is comfortable for them

>>17497722
Looking before you turn doesn't help much when they're lane splitting 20 over the posted

>>17495425
>>17495535
Sauce on semen demon?

>>17497022
>>17497112

The more I read your comments, the clear it becomes to me that both of you must have had their moms drilled by a biker.

>>17495321
>that video
>mad max : little cunts edition
Now post the compilation where the car driver ran over this kind of faggots

>>17495313
That one guy who accidentally bumped the mirrors and then apologized like an actual human being is the only thing that prevented me from snapping and going off on a total rant at just how dumb most of these motorcycle asshats are.

"Durr, I have the right to weave in and out of lanes and speed all I want, but the second someone isn't aware and accommodating of my reckless driving I'm going to fuck up their mirrors!"

Pieces of shit. Only like two or three instances in that whole video where they're justified in any way.

>>17498224
Except he did it twice and lied to get out of it.

>>17498244
He made a mistake and then diffused it as best as he could.

People aren't perfect 100% of the time, you don't need to chimp out over minor little mistakes like the people in that video. That goes both ways. I won't flip my shit if a motorcycle rider bumps into my mirror on accident while I'm waiting at a red, and I expect them to not follow me like a hyperventilating tard if I accidentally annoy them a little bit because I didn't realize they were going 30 mph over the speed limit when I'm trying to get into a fucking exit lane.

I find it funny these fags want to flirt with death riding 120 mph and doing wheelies, yet the second death stares them in the face they freak the fuck out and whine like little girls after seeing someone in heavy traffic lane hop

Makes me really glad how many cyclists end up as red paste

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>>17495272
Get a school bus's stop sign system.

>>17495272
Don't be a cunt, won't get your mirror smashed. It's pretty fucking simple.

Why are almost all of them that act like this are on gook bikes

>>17498637
because people on VStars or some other cruiser aren't total cunts

>>17495321
The bikers might be dicks but all those cunts fucking with their phones deserve it 100%.
Also there's one guy who actually apologized, props to him.

>>17498770
I never got why people are on the biker's side for smashing the mirrors. Hasn't anyone told them that two wrongs don't make a right?

>>17496923
Yeah, nah that never happened

>>17495272
Sharp things in mirror.

Hard mode: structural weldements in mirror.

>>17498839
People who use their phones while driving deserve all the shit they get. The bikers aren't right but I sure as shit don't feel bad for the cunts who got their mirrors smashed.

>>17495978
>pull over let's settle this
>cries for help when old man is settling things
??????????

>>17497873
super glue into the keyhole. Nice and quick

>>17495313
Two things gong on here, the american mentality of "you cut me off" which to most of us around the world means "you cant pass me ever i have to be first". And then they must be on roids because most of those are serious roid rage there is no fucking reason justifiable for them to chase a car they think wronged them and then attempt to destroy it. I hope they get shot at doing this shit one day.

>>17495854
>Replace the motorcyclist with a cop and all of those, minus the exception listed, would have gotten the car pulled over immediately. If youre too much of a pussy to do it to a cop on a motorcycle, then don't fucking do it


>implying cops drive well
>implying most cops aren't always at least 10mph over the speed limit


youre talking out of your ass, you literally can't pass a cop car in the USA or you will get stopped.

>>17495978
Watching these with sound off shows you what kind of idiot bikers are.

White car didn't do shit, and he starts picking a argument with the dude, slowing down on purpose, and then not letting him pass for no god damn reason. Focus on what the fuck you're doing he goes a good thirty seconds practically looking behind him and not in front of him.

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>>17495978

L M F A O

>when you've been conditioned by a cucked society to think that your only required defense mechanism is "YOU'RE ON CAMERA DUDE, I'M RECORDING THIS"
>when it doesn't work and a man born in another century literally kicks you in the ass and proceeds to beat you in front of strangers
>and all you can do is scream and cry for help
>and somehow your camera does nothing to cease the pummeling blows rained down upon your frail frame

>driving down highway, moderate traffic
>faggot ninja bike lane splitting right in my blind spot for the past 10 minutes
>forget he's there, try to change lanes to get into my exit
>car blindspot detection doesn't even see faggy bike
>do that quick jolty "merge and split second into swerve back into lane when you realize someone's there"

>bike fag starts screaming and pointing gun at my car and smashes my passenger side mirror

Are all you fucking bikers this tense? Jesus christ. I've got $200 worth of damage because some lane splitting faggot got upset?

the problem isn't the bikers
it's the bikers being american

americans always think they own everything and take everything way to personally and then start to attack or rage for no reason

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>>17499252

>pointing gun at your car

Dude, that would've been cart-blanche to fucking ram his ass. He's threatened you with a deadly weapon at this point, and without provocation.

People like that need to be taken off the road, because I guarantee you're not the first mirror he's smashed, and he'll keep doing it every time he gets upset.

Some people just shouldn't ride bikes, they don't have the patience for it. People are already shit drivers with other cars on the road, and these bikers expect everyone to instantly become experts when they're around. Not to mention they do stupid shit like ride in peoples' blindspots, creep between traffic because "MUH FILTERING LOL READ THE LAWS FAGUT", then sperg out when someone doesn't see them.

I'm actually glad filtering isn't legal where I live. It ensures I'll always be in the right if I crush them to death with my car in traffic.

>>17499281

Aussie/Brit/Kiwi bikers rage out hardcore, too. The only difference is that in all of their videos, the only thing they ever do is scream "you're on camera, mate! I'm reporting you to the local constabulary! Oi oi oi!"

>>17499294
see, the problems is anglos trying to be hardcore.
In every civilized part of the world people don't care about lane splitting or people """""""cutting them off""""""
(turning into the street the biker rides on about 3000 miles before the biker appears)

>>17499252
pretty much. the worst thing is they drive around cheap pieces of shit, so it's not even worth using some dubious method to track them down and fuck the bike up.

Pretty much have to take solace in the fact that cyclist death counts have been rising steadily each year

>>17499281
watching the videos, i would say the majority were not american and in some place with no guns. also in many parts of the world its illegal to record others, while in america its fine

>>17499323
Why bother with traffic laws or lanes or any fucking structured transportation rules then?

I get upset with lanesplitting because it's incredibly hard to judge some cars relative to a bike. I'm in my lane. I know I'm not endangering the cars next to me because I am within my lane. But all that goes straight out the fucking window when you get some biker zooming past your car and all the alarms and whistles going off because the CAS thinks I'm about to be in a car crash.

I've had to disable my anti collision system because bikers that lanesplit get so fucking close to my car that it automatically shifts left and right to avoid the "accident" it thinks its about to happen.

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>>17499323

I couldn't care less if bikers lane split properly, and they don't fuck around in traffic. It's when they take liberties that aren't legal, are disrespectful (not signalling, weaving too closely to other cars, riding in blindspots, tailgating, etc.) that I get annoyed.

Most of them ride like zombies (old fat boomers on Harleys cruising at 20 under the limit), or they ride like Rossi doing 150 through schoolzones.

I know they're smaller and lighter, and there's no reason they need to sit behind cars in traffic, but they need to stop acting like such cunts about it too.

And Anglos get mad because there are legal ramifications for hitting someone else while you're driving a car. In non-Anglo countries (see: THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES), there are no laws and you can just do whatever. Webm related.

>>17495807
Or maybe rig some sort of ink splatter device to the inside of the mirror,just hook up a pressure sensor and the ink should spray all over their visors.
>>17495517 This'd be a great bumper sticker.

>>17497337
bait?
hope so

>>17495313
I felt a littl;e bit of satisfaction when I saw that Honda driver getting bitchslapped.

>>17499345
>videos, i would say the majority were not american
>motomadness
>not 90% americans and 5% other anglo countries

>>17496143
And why not rig their throttle cables to open the throttle all the way on,too? No brakes is better if they're going as fast as a sport bike.

>>17495602
>not putting an airbag inside the mirror

>>17496923
Reminds me of rural life in the winter.
>once a year a wave of idiot tourists stops is,some stay
>they never prepare for the snow
>first week of snow I start making bets on how many cityslickers get stuck in their FWD junker
>some of them who stuck around learn their lesson and buy a 4X4
>watch them try to pull other stuck cars out is fun,us locals just stare and laugh at them
>one time it became like a traffic jam in the fucking snow,10 were stuck and another 10 helping
>after an hour lost track of who got stuck first and who tried to help because they seemed to make no meaningful progress

>>17498637
Because american bikes are so low down you can't reach someone else's mirror, and italian bikes won't last long enough to get close to a car.

Can they not be in legal shit for destroying your property?

>>17499102
>youre talking out of your ass, you literally can't pass a cop car in the USA or you will get stopped.
Maybe where you live. I pass cops all the time on my bike and in my car. I don't blow their doors off but around here they don't care.

On my bike it doesn't even matter they don't chase bikes here.

I broke two mirrors today. Don't cut me off, faggots. Treat my Lane splitting as a Lane and don't cross over unless if it is clear. How fucking hard can it be. If you are in traffic scoot over.

I ride with high beams, hi vis, avoid blind spots and still have retards try to merge into m

Take a bunch of snap pops apart.
Make one big snap pop.
Big enough to explode your mirror, not big enough to shatter window glass.
Put in mirror.
Biker hits mirror, fucks hand up.
Profit.

~or~

Sand down mirror assembly so the plastic is paper thin (hey, weight savings too) so it gets real fragile.
Replace mirror glass with cheap thin mirror glass so it shatters if you breathe on it.
Mount ninja star/stiletto/something else behind mirror glass.
Everything will shatter except pointy thing.
Biker effectively high-fives spear at xx mph.

Barbs are nice, maybe something with fish hooks...

Get out the gat and go brap brap!

>>17499478
They'll get in hot shit,but they might do it again. If they're insecure enough to do it once, chances are it's not the first mirror that faggot broke off. Best part is, on older trucks with tow mirrors they don't just break off and the frame should hold it there unless it's rusted through.

>>17495494
>guy screams CHYEAHHH
lost

>>17495272
12ga coach gun.

>>17495309
>>17495332
How many riders do you even know? Cherry picking some youtube videos, when comparing to the total number of riders, is hardly sound logic.

>>17495409
Don't ride faggy ass bikes and you won't have to worry about a fender bender turning you into hamburger.

>>17499659

This. Bikers confirmed for most sensitive speshul snowflakes on the road.

Fucking crybabies.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QLAYw0vM-bw

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>just want to watch anons ingenious ideas of sticking nails and shit inside the mirror
>no videos

karma is never real

>>17495523
Fucking this.

>driving company tuck and pulling a trailer
>tow mirrors all the way out
>dude on bike barely squeezes through mirror and the car in the lane next to me
>he's flipping me off
>decide to get mouthy
>poke head out the window just in time to hear a loud boom and see a bike come wobbling between me and the other car before hitting the road
>second biker tried to kick the mirror or some shit and ended up getting knocked off his bike
>he limps back to his bike as fast as he can obviously trying to avoid eye contact with me and the other car's driver
>mirror had a scuff from the impact

>>17495313
>hits mirror
>speeds up as fast as possible
why are bikers such pussies?

>https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=181_1472265439
why are they obsessed with the middle of the road? are they too fucking stupid to drive without a yellow line?

>>17499659
Don't be a pedestrian either. Why would you walk so close to cars? You are just asking for one of them to ride onto your sidewalk and run you over.

>>17499750
>get run over
>sue the shit out of them or milk their insurance

sounds pretty good honestly. there's scams made just for this

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>>17495272
i figured it out

>>17495321
>drive a bike expects everyone to notice them while they're going 10+ over because they're egocucks that think the world revolves around them
>get cut off one time while trying to lane split
>tries to act all justified caused he got it on camera
>bashes mirror
One day they're not going to be so lucky.

>>17499493
>Treat my Lane splitting as a Lane

bro get out of my lane that i made

>>17499797
>10+ over
20-30 at least. traffic is often crawling in these at 10mph

Everyone seems to forget that booby trapping is illegal

What isnt illegal is reinforcing your side mirrors with rebar. It isn't your fault if they break their arm trying to smash your heavily reinforced windows.

>>17499813
A shotgun isn't a booby trap if I fear for my life...

>>17495494
> was able to walk to the hospital

Good anon, fuck that guy he sure as shit doesn't need any help

Fucking hell, crotch rocket riders are manchildren. I'm glad it's almost all old dudes on Harleys near me.

>>17497306
You don't sound nearly smart enough to work in the medical field, let alone neuro critical care.

why is lane splitting even legal?

also i found this interesting but lane splitting is illegal in some states in the USA, yet many of those same states also don't require helmets. they know.

>>17499928
why so defensive? you know that's your fate?

>>17495425
>I see an astounding number of niggers/spics riding sport bikes.
Lots of muggers here use sport bikes to get away. There is typically two. One does the mugging, and the other stays on the bike to help the other get away. He may also be a lookout or have a weapon to make sure the other mugger doesn't lose if the victim tries to defend themselves.

>>17499856
>I've never talked or known any harley riders in my life.

They're just the same man children as the sport bike riders just older, and generally have shitty riding skills.

>>17499987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePejUiMMdOs

This is why.

>>17499989
Why lie on the internet?

>>17499102
>youre talking out of your ass, you literally can't pass a cop car in the USA or you will get stopped.

So how often do you ride the bus?

>>17496613
>car cuts me off
>smash his mirror

fucking mouth breathers, kek

part of riding a motorcycle and defensive driving in general means that you expect everyone is going to cut you off. That's the reality of driving a motorcycle - you're going to have to deal with stupid people. If that makes you mad enough where you have to damage other people's property, you have no place on a bike.

>>17500024
thats not a good reason, thats someone who is a shit driver, it has nothing to do with motorcycles

heck there was stupid shit going on before that part where some guy was driving almost down the middle of the road

>>17497337
Thank you MacGyver.

We need more creative people like you thinking outside the box to solve the problems of all the assholes out there messing with our stuff.

>>17499235
>your only required defense mechanism is "YOU'RE ON CAMERA DUDE,
If they see a dashcam, they're going to yank it and take the data chip out. When I was attending university, one car drove recklessly and hit another. They clearly were in the wrong. But they got out of their car and forcibly took away the dashcam evidence of their wrongdoing. No more evidence.

>>17495472
>lanesplitting is bad
How does it feel to be a butthurt cager? It helps traffic flow and is safer for motorcyclists when approaching stops?
Oh but he got to cut in line so it's bad.
(Mirror smashing is evil though, so don't misconstrue my words)

>>17500118
>cager
kill yourself immediately

>>17500119
I'm on it, boss.

>>17495313
all of these videos the bikers were in the wrong, Do they have a mental illness?

>>17495978
>PULL OVER LET'S GO
>WAAAH SOMEBODY HAALP

The faggots who shout the most are usually awfull when it comes to actual fighting

>>17500046
You're going to have to try harder than that.

>>17495978
is this guy retarded? how is the cam going to help him when he was the one at fault?

>>17500118
>>17500119
he will, but not before totaling some "cagers" nice car with his nasty dirt bike

>>17500167
Human lives are precious, and you should always try to protect vulnerable road users even if you have right of way and they're acting like children. Nothing justifies physical violence ;^)

>>17499366
>the cyclist that almost escaped

that's some final destination shit

>>17499493
>I broke two mirrors today.
You are truly the scum of the earth

>>17499750
Then don't live in an inner city shithole where the sidewalks are right next to the fucking road.

>>17499771
You can already hear the compliments.


>Yo esse those some sick rims dawg

>>17495321
lots of these are cyclists acting like juvenile babies. still a funny video though

>>17500118
>helps traffic flow
motorcycle riders aren't even 10% of the motorists on the road at any given time
>cager
fag lol

>>17495358
unironically this

>>17495272
I ride like an asshole a lot of the time but instead of smashing mirrors I just, ya know, leave. Why would I want to stay around someone who's mentally disabled and doesn't know how to drive.

Also what's with all the motorcycle hate in this thread? Did yall lose a race to some squid on a gixxer or something?

>>17498271
Defused*

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Those vids disgust me, I mean yeah, if it's a brotruck or some other fag car like a KIA or a new Chevy, they likely had theirs coming, but still, you don't fuck with another persons vehicle, you bop them on their head for being a road meanie.

That being said, damn car faggots are salty about motorcycles. Had some faggot in a Volvo drive slow in front of me, so I just twisted it and went past, but alas, the next red light came and the buttnugget drove onto the lane next to me, opened his window and said with his frail estrogen induced volvo driving voice
>"y-you shouldn't drive like that on a small bike like that"
>wtf my bike has more HP than his gay little volvo
What did he mean by "small bike" anyway?
>"a-anyway, y-your rear tire is b-broken"
What? I just told him his mom's broken and drove off.

What's wrong with insecure fart sniffing car drivers like this volvo cocksmoker?

>>17500721
>his mom's broken and drove off

Yeah you sure showed him, you fucking bike cuck.

>>17499368
>I have the inherent right to break other people's stuff without consequence

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>>17500894
>Biker
>cuck
LMAO Have you been smelling too many of your own farts again, cager? Yeah, I guess I should've just punched his mirror in stead of just shaking my head at the volvo cuck?

>>17500550
One part experience with hooligans on bikes who do it because they can get away with it, one part misplaced blame

>they passed me. those assholes actually got to work ten minutes earlier than me, and i was 2 minutes late and got fired by mr. shekelberg.
>why do you have to increase your risk of dying 100% just not to sit in traffic? i fucking hate bikers.
>i mean, THEY'RE DANGEROUS!

The real enemy is a lack of good public transport, efficient driving, and an overabundance of really retarded road design in the US's ad-hoc highway system. Things like very short, very sharply curved exit ramps leading to a long photo enforced light with a "no right on red" sign and no yield signed-turning lanes. That kind of thing backs up onto the highway, for traffic volume or the inevitable car accident.

>>17497337
I support this.

Also, if you brake hard as they go to smack your mirror, it increases the energy transferred to their hand because they are now accelerating into a slower moving object, possibly breaking a few bones.

>>17500981
>Also, if you brake hard as they go to smack your mirror

Assuming you're moving, another trick is to swerve away from them just as their hand connects with your mirror, should pull them off the bike if you time it right. Even if you time it to early, there's a chance they'll be putting their weight behind the swing and will straight up throw themselves off their bike.

>>17495272
Just pull out in front of them

>>17495272

Krikov in your console
A M E R I C A
:^)

>>17501026
This, they act like tough shit until they get an objective lesson in how fucking fragile they really are.

>>17500721
>What? I just told him his mom's broken and drove off.
Lmao

People are so weird about motorcycles.
>That's so dangerous anon why would you do that
>You're an idiot
>I could never get a motorcycle
The only one that's really rustled my jimmies so far was this ditzy white girl at work who thought I was broke or something, like she pitied me because I take my bike instead of a car. I fucking hate people.

>>17500981
>One part experience with hooligans on bikes who do it because they can get away with it,

Fair enough. Im pretty new to riding and I have friends who make me look like a total pussy, but I enjoy riding more spiritedly than is safe for a variety of reasons.

But, I still try to make sure I'm not in anyone's way and I dont try to drag knee in rush hour traffic. I live in AZ and everyone drives way over the speed limit most of the time anyways, especially on the highways. I feel like I've actually started driving significantly more responsibly than I did before I got my bike, weirdly. That's probably a good thing because a jackass on a bike is a lot less dangerous than a jackass in a heavyass car.

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>>17500981
>Also, if you brake hard as they go to smack your mirror, it increases the energy transferred to their hand because they are now accelerating into a slower moving object, possibly breaking a few bones.


>TFW armoured knuckles.

>>17501026
Hard to do that when you can't keep up with me faggot.

>>17501048
>armoured knuckles

Is that armor between each carpal bone? Fucking bong education.

>>17501026
>>17501036
*Goes around your beater from 1990
nothing personnel kid

>>17501048
>Armored knuckles

I have those too. The armor in bike gloves is meant to prevent abrasion and help you slide along pavement without your hands catching, buckling, and breaking as you fly down the road. It's not like your back protector where it absorbs impact.

>implying squids have back protectors

So, you would probably still break your wrist by punching a 45mph mirror while going 70mph.

>>17500997
If they fall off the bike they might just happily slide down the road and get up with nothing broken except for a perfectly fine, innocent motorcycle who din du nuffin and could have been a track bike for someone more deserving.

If they stay on the bike with a broken wrist, the revenge is sweeter.

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>>17501062
>implying squids have back protectors

>He doesn't wear gear so he squid harder

pleb tier

>>17501086
>cunt bikey breaks throttle hand
>"2005 gsxr600 reduced price low miles"
>"need to sell, can't ride anymore due to...hiking accident, must pay medical bills"
>get cheap bike
>remove jackass from road

>>17499995

You live in Brazil.

I'm so sorry.

>>17501198
Gypsies do something similar.

>>17500550
A squid on a Gixxer took their waifu. LOL

>>17499456
Spotted the bus rider. Fwd is fine and even preferable in snow sometimes, 4wd helps if you need to plow through feet of snow to go somewhere, ie, you're probably driving the fucking plow.

What 4wd will not do is stop you from sliding on ice, you'd know that if you, you know, drive on ice. It's all about the skill of the driver, which I guess you have none

>>17501058
No, it means my gauntlet gloves have titanium knuckles for protection you Knob head. I could break your windows with a punch and feel nothing.

>>17499493
This post was obviously supposed to be a joke, with the cut off at the end being the motorcycle riding poster being plastered, very nice

>>17501661
Can you not read? Is that the reason you bike? Couldn't pass the written part of your license test?

>>17501664
Don't say candle jac

>>17495313
Christ he's a fucking pussy.

>>17501650
lmao wouldn't surprise me. Everyone knows sportbikes are the ultimate chad-chariot, and are the transportation method of gods.

Maybe they hate bikers because they're reminded of how lame they are when they see people on motorcycles having fun

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>>17501687
You have obviously never broke a mirror in your life. You wouldn't understand. I think your mum is calling you m8.

>>17501727
Holy fuck, if you swing and miss you're going down, that's where this reply chain started, pay fucking attention

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>>17501755
If a rider falls down because he missed a swing, then is a shit rider.

Like I said, you've obviously never broke a mirror in your life.

My mirrors are electric only, so I've put 4 razor blades and two exacto knife tips in each mirror, on the top and bottom in the gap between the mirror and the housing. If a cyclist tries to be a bitch, with or without gloves, they've got a hospital visit in their future.

>how'd you get such deep lacerations on your hand dipshit?
>I punched a mirror when a filthy CAGER cut me off by only 2 bike lengths!

>>17498573
But all motorcyclists are cunts. Does that mean I get to destroy your bike?

>>17501859
>things that never happened
Did you feel like a big tough guy when you posted it on an anonymous anime imageboard though?

>>17501727
Why would you want to destroy others property? I can understand being angry for someone cutting you off but damaging someone's property never works well. Cameras are everywhere nowadays.

>>17501661
All the titanium plates in the world can not stiffen your wrist enough for a punch between two objects moving at the same speed turning out to be your arm crashing into my mirror with a 15+ mph difference in speed.

Those titanium plates are going to be more useful in holding your bones together. I ride bikes too, so I see your dumb ass coming.

>>17501872
No, because I'm faster than you :^)

>>17495321
I've never understood this. Surely the point of a head-cam is to prove you're in the right. They even read out the number plates in some of these videos. What's the court going to think when you commit a crime in the video that's supposed to be proving your innocence?

>>17501887
The majority of bikers don't understand courtesy or tolerance. They're the automotive equivalent of that tiny guy who only picks fights when his mates are around to "hold him back". Just replace the mates with a motorcycle and getting held back with running away.

>>17501053
>>17501061
Nice meltdown, even though I'm one of you you shouldn't be a dirty nigger on the road.

>>17495465
>complaining about almost dying in a minor accident because you chose to drive an inherently unsafe vehicle

This is why I hate bikefags.
They expect everyone else on the road to accommodate their stupidity.

If you want to do something dangerous, it's not my responsibility to babysit you like a fucking child to make sure you don't get hurt.
Don't want to get hurt? Don't do something dangerous.

And act like your some badass toughguy (ie: "hurr hurr fucking cagers"), then cry like a little bitch over every minor incident "almost killing" you.

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>>17503070
>And act like your

*And don't act like you're

>>17501923
You eventually park, and luckily there are decent citizens who tip and glue every bike we see

A large proportion of my posts on /o/ are for the purposes of setting cagers straight when they display signs of feeling unduly entitled to use the road as they see fit and disregard their responsibility to more vulnerable road users. A thread about lane splitting and motorcyclists generally is fertile ground for such posts, but due to the obnoxious state of motorcycle culture in the US in particular, I'm not going to take up the fight for them.

>>17503373
>cagers

Stopped reading there.
KYS tough guy.

>>17503388
Do you self-identify as a cager?

>>17495313
If any of that happened to me I would chase the guy down and kill him with my car or hands. Too high chance of him escaping though.

>>17495956
He got 15 years for this.

>>17503166
>vandalism

>decent citizen

>>17499987
>Lane splitting two highway lanes
>Someone 5 cars ahead merges
>Bike hits side and you become a permanent part of the car paint

Lanes exist for a reason. You can go out of lanes in certain situations but generally you should stay where you should be

>>17502086
And this is when the driver should be hauled out of the car and punched repeatedly, then billed for the damage to the bike.

Only had one 'altercation' with a biker, I was at a red light stopped, quickly looked up and set gps on my phone, put it down 5s before the light went green cause it was just on voice. the next 3mins I had a biker riding next to me, taking both hands off his bars to mimick texting, pulling the finger, rev bombing, driving half the speed limit infront of me up and onramp, brake checking from 5m distances, all that shit. then when he got bored he just gunned it and went probably about 150km/h on the outside lane, filtering as he went. I dont fucking get it desu. why do they think they have to dish out 'justice'?

>>17503465
Whell dont b on youre phone wile driveing little fagghot u fhucking deserved worst

>>17497370
>>wake up to the sounds of someone violently shitting themselves through a megaphone
Fkin this, as I'm reading this, some retard on one of the mountain roads below my house sounds like he just ate beans.
There is a shitton of ricers around here too, but they make a lot less noise.
Those crosses on the roadside with "faggot x will never be forgetten" always make me think good riddance

So what happens if the dash cam gets his plate and i report a biker for vandalism + wreckless driving?

>>17503526
They impound the bike and run train, then you get a turn pulling him out of jail every day to sue his ass for the price of the mirror + legal fees.

>>17503498
>3AM
>biker faggots a few streets over decide now's a good time for a revving contest
>start motorbike
>rev it for a few minutes
>turn it off
>meanwhile every dog in the neighbourhood is going apeshit
they only did it the once so i assume they got some flak from the other neighbours

>>17503465

Imagine how small a penis you must have to consider "muh bike" your pride and joy and picking the loudest most brash "look at me" bike and matching leathers you can find.

Imagine you're on a smaller, more nimble, faster machine than any of the car drivers around you and will suffer no consequences for your actions because you can just fly away and lane split through a jam to get away.

Then imagine you were bullied at school for being that weird faggy kid who no-one liked.

Now can you see why they think they're roaming vigilantes and jack themselves off to being the road police punishing the interlopers who dare to signal and change lane infront of them by dispensing summary justice with a swift mirror smash followed by a quick escape.

That's why all bikers are cunts.

They're like smalltime American cops with their powertripping on scooters.

>>17495277
underrated

>>17503570
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favour and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

>>17503599
It's underrated because no one replied for 200 posts and is self-aware edge poking fun at the 200 sincere posts following.

>>17503532
I dont care about fees or slapping anyone, i just want him to feel bad.

>>17503599

Is this a new maymay

Or did you literally just type all that autism to someone that was probably just samefagging.

>>17503599
>this ass blasted

>>17495313
so cars aren't supposed to switch lanes?

>>17503563
I had a very satisfactory incident with bikers 2 weeks ago
>be driving down mountain road, car loaded with building materials, wood, concrete, etc. heavy as fuck
>bunch of middle aged office workers are touring side by side on choppers
>muh midlifecrisis
>they're incoming in a turn, they're on the inside
>one of them decides to overtake the rest in the oncoming (mine) lane
>I brake only slightly, but abs instantly kicks in coz belgian top-tier roads
>he's already understeering and decides to go into the ditch
>keep driving since I'm to lazy to deal with police
Never got a call or a letter in the mail claiming I drove off after an accident

>>17503616
He isn't going to feel bad. Any biker cuck enough to smash a mirror is going to think they were in the right and shouldn't be punished, and will look for you in the future to cause more damage in revenge.

>>17503441
>bicucks
>decent citizens
Two wrongs won't make a right, but three wrongs comes close

>>17495321
>go 30 faster than the flow of traffic
>lane split constantly
>start physical altercations over honest mistakes or slightly aggressive lane changes that posed zero actual danger
jesus christ

>>17495272
Don't be a douchebag that cuts off motorcycle riders and if you do accidentally be a man and apologise instead of acting like a fuck head about it.

>>17495719
How would a fixed barrel design help out in this circumstance?

>>17495719
>attempted murder road rage
didnt someone the other week do that to a bike because they went to kick their car after they merged into the bike which caused a major accident where a got ran into and rolled injuring the driver?

>>17503634
I don't own a bike, but holy shitfucking christ you're the biggest pussy in the world. Take it up with the owner, don't just run around like a spoiled primary school student breaking everything you don't like.

>>17495684
Living the dream.

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>>17496869
>what would you do if I came up with a hypothetical that only a retarded nogunz would think was threatening.

These are the coasties who think they should run the whole country.

>>17497337
>I dont know how kevlar works the post

Hurr durr its stronger than steel right guise?

>>17501727
>amerifats hate lane splitters
>it's even illegal in some states
>with roads this fucking huge

what the fuck is wrong with american drivers? How can lane splitting be bad with all that fucking space?

having bikers wait in between cars is probably a lot worse for traffic.

>>17495549
>250
>30 over..
Yeah nah

>>17495549
>A ninja 250 is probably only good for 70mph tops
Quit making up shit.

>>17500302
but you walk across parking lots right? Still a pedestrian asshole.

>>17503985
>having bikers wait in between cars is probably a lot worse for traffic.


it is but as evidence by the average 80iq posters in here they think its a capital offense justified by murder.

>>17504026
What it is is dangerous and annoying to other drivers.
If you want speed over safety and predictability get rid of street lights and stops altogether.

>>17495978
>whips little bitches camera into his car
>climbs into car mildly annoyed
>"fucking cocksucker"

>>17504040
Its not dangerous and perfectly safe every where else its permitted on the planet oddly enough.

Mind you were talking about lane splitting at either stopped or at very slow speed traffic, anything above that is dangerous, but you dumbasses think its all the same.

>>17503766
You mean how the bike owners do when they kick doors and break windows, huh

>>17503630
>Never got a call or a letter in the mail claiming I drove off after an accident
If you don't hit him, there is no accident.

>>17504134
>hey, I saw 3 guys do this online, so objectiveliterally every single one does this!

Bikers doing this are just as big of a pussy as you, but stop pretending one youtube channel encouraging this behavior is the norm.

>>17504131
>everywhere else on the planet
You must mean places like Africa and India.
In Europe you it is only allowed when traffic is completely stopped and only in some places.

>>17495272
I'm a cager and have a dash cam.

Your mirror won't get smashed if you don't drive like a douche.

I teach my kids to watch for bikes by having them count bikes we pass or pass us while driving.

I give room for lane splitting when in traffic. If i see you in my mirror i move over enough to allow bikers to pass.

Mose bikers will give you a thank you by putting their hand out.

>feelsgood.jpg

>>17504456
t. cuck

i saw a biker drive off a cliff in Ojai

i didn't stop or call the cops or anything. fuck him.

>>17504353
>In Europe you it is only allowed when traffic is completely stopped and only in some places.
Where are the proofs?

>>17504456
You're not a cager, you're a driver or motorist.

>>17504598
>So from February 2016 motorbike riders around Paris, Marseille, Bordeaux, and Lyon will be able to LEGALLY ride between stationary lines of traffic.
>completely illegal in Switzerland
>only allowed to filter through stopped traffic in Germany and Spain

>>17504598
its illegal in Hungary in moving traffic, you only allowed to catch up in jams or red lights. Pretty sure its the same in Dönerrepublik Nordtürkei and Republique la Arabique

>>17503633
Reminds me of women that start fights with men much larger than them without realising they could get hurt. Dont fight with something 10 times your size

give yourself enough time to react to traffic like everyone else.

>>17503166
>things that never happen, written by a 400 pound man who doesn't have a drivers license

>>17504456
You're a pretty cool dude