Audi TT RS

none of the above, women don't give a fuck what you drive

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Better yourself, not the car.
I can get slants with a shitbox, git gud.

It's literally a rebadged Beetle.

The F-Type for sure.

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>>17493281

Bullshit. The best and hottest asian women with the tightest pussies who don't fuck negros are complete gold diggers.

My fitness, haircut, and suit game is on point. I've finally got the cash to get a solid car and need real advice.

Pic related. She isn't getting into your 86 shitbox Corolla.

>>17493291

Really you think so? Reminds me of a baby R8, but I think I'm in the minority here. A lot of people seem to be hating on the TT RS, sadly.

the last girl i banged is asian and her dream car is a golf GTI. she's not even that into cars so i have no idea why she singled out a GTI of all things

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>>17493304

Yeah the F-Type is solid looking. A little slow, but I'm not really in this for performance. It's about getting attention from chink sluts. Pic related...I love when they keep their skin properly pale, unlike the mongrelized white roastie whores all over American full of negro and spic admixture.

You don't think Jaguar is an old man's car though?

>>17493274
If you wanna pull Pussy get a SUV. X5, GLE, Q7. maybe a Range Rover

>>17493388

That's an odd choice. Fun cars on the cheap I guess, but not what I would expect. Most slope bitches seem to like Mercedes, but fuck I can't stand their heavy, overdone cars. AMG GT S gets a pass though.

>>17493274
get the F type. The TT is, always was and always will be uninspired

TTs are girl cars

>>17493374
She looks like the average JDM slut tho

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>the RS makes 400 horses

thats pretty nice

fender flares remind me of a nc miata, not a great look desu

>>17493394
the Jaguar badge only is considered "old man's" if it is in a big sedan. I think that in the F-Type, it only screams "rich". Much like Mercedes sports cars.

>>17493396

Yeah Range Rover Velar is nice. That might be on the menu.

>>17493399

Thanks. Yeah I kind of get where you are coming from. 3.6 0-60 is nice though. The 718 and F-Type will be smoked by the TT RS in the performance department, but then again I need to stay focused. It's about pulling sluts.

>>17493374
>wanting gold diggers

have fun when she pokes holes in your condoms and traps you in child support

>>17493421

Yeah F-Type is beautiful. What I fucking hate about it though is the open diff...You need to drop $90k to get the first version with an LSD. I'll have to add an aftermarket one.

>>17493443

I got snipped. Don't care. I'm going in raw anyways. Asian women don't get STDs unless they have sex with niggers. And the kind of asians I'm going after can't stand black people. (thank god)

>>17493451
she'll find a way to take your money

>>17493464

As long as she rides that dick like a little asian pornstar I expect she'll get some of it.

>>17493495
just get a hooker

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>>17493274
I prefer the R8

>>17494524
why did you post the worst one

>>17494561
sorry, I don't speak pleb

>>17493274
The brand new TT's look sweet, tehy got a R8 looking grill,

But Cayman is obviously the best looker. 1 out of 1000 cars on road is a Porsche.

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it's really ugly in some ways but beautifully simple and boyracery in others.

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>>17494695
interior with RS TRIM

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>>17494699
>pulls up
"Hey, I'm gonna cut your hair and suck your dick, faggot."
>speeds away to 60mpg in 3.6 seconds

>>17494709
>wants a TT
>doesn't want his dick sucked
You're joking, right?

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>>17494709
>V8 cucks getting nearly beaten by 4 cyl
laughinggirls.jpg

>>17494750
>4 cyl

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>>17494699
>no screen

Is this allowed in 2017?

>>17494760
Are you complaining?
I think screens look lazy

>>17494757
oh sorry
>5 cyl

>>17494760
holy shit didn't even notice that. Even fucking weirdly cooler yet retarded. Is there just some shit sound system too? In a near $80,000 Audi?

Yes it's still a hairdresser's car.

>>17494764
No. I'm just taken aback. I'd accepted that massive "infotainment" systems would be something I'd have to deal with in any newer car I got.

>>17494774
>>17494777
O I forgot.. there's still the Audi digital cluster tho. It prob has most of the functionality as a screen

>>17494775
that'll smoke you

>>17493274
isn't it still basically a whored up beetle?

>>17494795
Yes. You can see the VW is still there if you scratch the paint under the Audi logo.

>>17493374
>>17493394
>>17493451
I hate to break it to you but your mind has been compromised by the jew controlled porn industry. The simple fact is the vast majority of girls are utterly repulsed by niggers, and rightfully so. You have an incredibly warped view of reality that you need some six figure car to attract a woman who has yet to be blacked despite you "fitness, suit, and hair game" all being on point. Be honest with yourself, work on clearing your mind of these delusions and after that you will be able to find a waifu

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F-Type>TT RS>718 in that order

Why? Because girls don't see cars the way guys do. The more rare a car is, the more girls look up to it. You rarely ever see an F-Type in the rode and its Ferrari looks boost it to spot #1 in this list. It's not too aggressive either and you could still call it cute. Girls like powerful cars but they don't like them when they're too harsh. If they wanted that they would still be riding with Chad in this dad's leased Scat Pack.

TT RS comes in second place because despite of arguably being the "worst" car on the list, it still gets points for being a TT. It's the "cutest" out of all three cars and they've always been very distinctive. The philosophy behind the TT was always form over function and this third gen still retains much of this. It's all about the moment. This is the one I would recommend you take on that drive along the coast that she always talks about. The mk1 self destructing after 120k miles and the mk2 selling like a failed game on the Atari about an alien trying to get home will work in your favor because scarcity and rarity = profit. Girls appreciate finesse and attention to detail a lot more than guys do, and Audi knows this. Audi has mastered interior design since 1995 better than Kelly Wearstler could ever dream of.

The 718 is at the bottom because Porsche's timeless look works against it in this case. Yes, they look good, but they've looked good since the 60's and that's a problem here. A girl wont be able to tell your new 718 Cayman from your neighbors 1999 boxster from a distance, and there's a lot more Porsches on the road than there are F-Types or TTs. A Porsche is the stereotypical sports car for a boomer or a preppy douche who's family runs a small business franchise and as a result its name does not carry the same meaning it once did. It'll be the best around a windy road but I don't suppose you intend to pick up chicks in the middle of your midnight tofu delivery.

But for asians just stick to a BRZ.

>>17493394
Goddamn I would ravage that pussy

>>17494699
Can't fuck with Audi interiors, literally the best

>>17495045
Goddamn dude I have a TT and should be offended but that's just an epic post and I am impressed.

>>17494775
Way to keep pumping out that tired Top Gear meme from the 90's bro, you're carrying on a proud (retarded) tradition.

>>17493274
Probably the Porsche, but honestly most asians are materialistic foreigners who only gravitate towards BMWs and Mercedes, especially M-series or AMG, and usually with some tacky vinyl wrapping and shitty aftermarket rims. Maseratis have also gotten a pass in recent years too.

T. Orange County, CA resident

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>>17496096
I've been watching way too much RCR.

>>17493374
Genuinely looks like the kind of chick that would ride passenger in her boyfriend's EG civic.

>>17495045
Fucking bollocks, girls don't like cars

>>17493374
How's it feel, being cancer?

>>17496148
Vinyl wraps and after market wheels are the style at the moment.

Everybody is doing it.

I think it's because of all the former show cars that have ended up in used car dealerships for 10k or less hat has changed this generations opinion about spending money on cars.