That'll be $5 plus tip

Tip is optional, and you didn't ask if I needed a window cleaning before you started. I'm not paying for forced service that I wasn't going to buy in the first place.

Now if you will excuse me, two blocks down there is a car wash for $5 that I will be driving through.

Get them to wash your windows then drive off. Easy.

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>>17490739
I've never had to deal with this, but I'd like to imagine this would be mfw if I did have to deal with it.

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>>17490784
I know, right, tipping is the ultimate cuckery.
>Paying twice for one service

>>17490739

Is this some kind of new dark skinned people fuckery is this. They have the audacity to touch someone else's property without permission?

>>17490739

>lean out window
>with my Glock18 in hand
>shoot him in the stomach
>drive off
>call police, tell them a homeless man tried to carjack me

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>>17490805
>They have the audacity to touch someone else's property without permission?

I've got news for you - they've been touching other peoples' property, without permission, for quite some time.

>>17490821
Slavery was a mistake.

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>>17490826
*Abolishing slavery

>>17490856
>>17490826

*not nuking every square inch of Africa

>>17490856
*giving women the vote

>>17490869
*not utilizing cloning techniques are removing women from the equation altogether

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dole bludgers standing at traffic lights squirting their dirty water + dishwasher mix while using a brush they stole at the local gas station.

god i hate those cunts

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>>17490821
eeeyo special delivery!

>>17490739
That'll be a get the fuck away from my car and if you touch it with that filthy ass squeegee I'll kill your family

>>17490924
these are hilarious. like for fucks sakes, my car has a window washer built in

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>>17490805
>>17490821
>>17490826
>>17490856
>>17490867
>>17490924
>>17490953
Jesus why do you live in such a shitty place?
the only people here walking around with squeegees are trust fund gutter punks who could have a nice bed to sleep in and a cushy job at the bank if they got a haircut and told their parents they loved them.

>>17491078
It's illegal in my country.

>>17490765

your car will be keyed. :^)

>>17490739
Just turn on your windshield wipers when they get close.

>>17490809
>Glock 18
Spotted the noguns faggot.

>>17491219
As long as it's pre ban you can own it with NFA stamp, REEEEEEE

>>17491226
>Pre-ban
>Glock 18
Pick only one

Jesus Christ, you have zero knowledge of anything you're taking about

>jamarcus scrubbing my nice clean windscreen and scratching the fuck out of it with a hard bristle brush
might run them over

>>17490953
>look at all those poor women and children

>>17491219

>implying I don't OC a full auto Glock18 with a banana clip

keep talkin shit pussy nigga

>>17491128
No, I'm not in a parking lot. This is either at a gas station or a homeless set up a redlight the way it looks in that picture. Once I drive off the chances of my car being found by him 10+ miles away is slim to none.

If something does happen somehow, then I press my hands free button on the steering wheel and call up the cops. File a report with them. Nignog paid for damages he made and its less eyesore on the road.

T. Privileged rich man

>>17491078
Only gypsies do that in europe. They pick out busy intersections with traffic lights and go wash windows. Their goal is not the pocket change, they try to nick your entire wallet when you pay them.
Luckily, they're idiots and stand in front of your car most of the time and I just threaten to crush between my car and the one in front of me by revving and moving forward a little bit. If they get mad, I grab a pedal lock and swing it in their direction. Most of the time yelling fuck off stinky gipsy is enough though

>>17490739
Here's your $5.

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"No, thanks"

>>17492327
Don't you have a mud jug to empty?

>>17490809
>Glock 18
Yeah, sure thing pal.
Are you sure you didn't mean 'Hi-Point C9'?

>>17490784
i had it happen once, i just drove away as soon as the light turned green.

>>17490809
Ah yes, shooting people who wash your windshield without asking, the surefire best way to contribute to a civil society.

>>17490809
EPIK BRO, TOTALLY 720 NOSCOPE HIM

>>17490867
gotta save the while south africans first

>>17491380
>banana clip
>clip

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>17492485
it is

>>17490779
I don't like having my windows washed with hobo piss.

>>17490826

Slavery wasn't a mistake, bringing niggers into Europe and the USA was. Imagine if all black people where in Africa right now.
America would stop being a shit hole overnight.

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>>17492810
it would stll be full of americans

>>17492818

I'll take that if it means reducing homicide, theft and rapes 50% by removing 13% of the population.


Americans are obnoxious, but at least they are not niqqurs.

>>17492810
and africa would be more developed and less of a shithole too. our ancestors fucked up by being too lazy to work and bringing nigs over to do it

>>17492893
But you'd still have Latino's

>>17493796
Ay ay ay!!

>>17492920

Wrong, any development Africa has is thanks to the white man. What's more, ever since they left Africa has been declining.

>>17492920
>>17493911
Eventually somebody was going to enslave them and steal their shit, it's just how expanding empires are. The question is what America would look like today if it decided to take things from Africa, and if we could stand up to the Chinese long enough to get a foot hold.

I'll always wonder what America would be like without slavery, I'm sure we would have industrialized eventually.

>>17490739
Does that happen anywhere else outside NYC?

>>17491814
As a Hungarian, I appreciate the realism of this post.

Only Europeans know what Gypsies are really like.