kek

>>17482321
Short short short while you still can !

What did they do?

JUST

seriously tho, what did they do?

>>17482321
they lost horsepower ?

>>17482385
>>17482388

Sales are kill; Missed Q2 earnings target bigly

Whats going on here

>>17484252
Internet continues its slow distruction of traditional retail.

>>17482321
Good.

O'Reilly has gotten to the point where simple shit that any automotive store should carry, they don't have it stock. I almost exclusively shop rockauto.

O-O-Oh-O reilee

auto parts

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

O'Reilly is still better than Autozone.

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>taking off this big 'ol electric wheelchair carrier from the tow hitch on a 2006 Sebring (???)
>Need a 3/4 socket and some PB Blaster
>go to O'Reilly's because it's closer than Vato Zone and I needed that carrier off that day
>get the socket, go up to pay
>salesclerk is a short little girl with a thot collar
>ask her "Hey where do you guys have the PB Blaster"
>>ummmmmmm...whats that :)))))
>"lol nevermind I'll find it myself"
>am standing in front of the PB Blaster 1 minute later, her manager comes up to me
>>hey you guys okay
>yes
>>oh ok because yeah the clerk up front told me some guys were asking for "PP blaster or something" and I didnt know if you found it or not
>kay
tl;dr: you can literally get hired at O'Reillys if you don't know what PB Blaster is but you have a nice set of tits and a thot collar

>>17484371
>PP blaster or something
lel

>>17484320

this, all of them are like that though. if your car is older than like, 10 years, they have to order all the parts for it, I had to order the water pump, timing belt, lift supports for the hatch and a bunch of small shit for a Ford Probe.

>>17484371

toppest keks

I never shopped at O'reilly solely because of their extremely annoying radio ads.

>>17484320
I've ordered timing belts and starters at 8am and picked them up late that day for a VW 2.0 16v.

From my experience their hubs carry more items then Advance Auto parts

Vatozone had the faggot-pink coolant that my Toyota needed and ORielys didn't. Rockauto doesn't do fluids.

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>tfw work at O'Reillys

>>17484265
All retail is imploding. The 2008 bailouts just put a bandage over the gunshot wound, and now things have gotten infected.

>>17484922
not all retail. companies like best buy are bouncing back with their websites, instore services, and using every store they own as hyperlocal warehouses for fast shipping.
the dying retail outlets are merely the ones that can't adapt and they would have died in 2008 like you mentioned.

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>>17484534
OH OH OH OH-REEEEIIIIIILLLLLLLLLYYY O'REILLY

AUTO PARTS.

>YAH!

>>17485134
Don't forget they stretch "auto" over like 3 syllables of music.
>AUT-O-O PARTS

Full retard jingle composition

>>17484940
Pretty much this. BestBuy and Fry's are both doing alright. Fry's mostly because it's massive selection of electronics and same day shipping to your house if its in stock. Added with the fact they will match Amazon prices really helps.

>>17484758
How big are your tiddies

>>17484758
I feel your pain, brother. Worked there for a couple of years, I enjoyed it and learned a fuckton.

>>17484320
it's not like it takes long to get most stuff either way.

>>17484530

a probe is like 20-30 years old now.

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>>17484362

>>17484320
I disagree, oreilly is the only chain in houston that actually keeps weird bmw shit in stock like the electric water pumps and suspension arms

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>>17482321
damn

>>17484922
What the fuck does the mortgage crisis have to do with inevitable technological innovation and changing consumer interests in the physical retail industry? Holy shit carfags are so fucking retarded. All bailouts dished out by the government to the GSEs have been paid back with interest and consumer purchasing power is at an all time high, but you'll still be blaming 2008 twenty years from now as the sole reason you still drive a $1500 shitbox.

>>17486328

limp