Wake up Still sleepy Walk out to driveway See this What do?

Call tow truck

>>17481498
Why did stacys mom park on my driveway

Return to bed.

>>17481498
It snowed? In July?

wonder why an anemic shitbox is parked on my property

>>17481498
have the police tow it back to the local high school parking lot where it belongs

>>17481498
Ask it why it looks so shocked to see me. Its in my driveway, after all.

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>>17481498
Go back inside, find the twink who stayed over and fuck like a mad cunt

>>17481498
Send it

>>17481498
Pray to the Gods that I'll never ever take whatever it was that made me blackout so hard that I ended up in fucking Wisconsin...

Wonder why they have a month sticker on the front plate

>>17484340
Gestapo Vehicle Inspection.

Mine is due this month, boy oh boy, I can't wait for my shiny new plate.

>>17484259
lol

>>17481498
get in my Cherokee, tow this shit box to the woods, and leave it there to starve.

>>17484259
lol you probably live in california or something

enjoy your smog and spics (although you're probably a shitskin yourself)

>>17481498
thank the lord that someone paved my driveway overnight