>hey babe i think we should really get rid of your Coupe if

>>17480249
Wonder why my maid is telling me these things.

Ok , but what if we
>Throw the coupe in the garage
>Buy new safe crossover/suv for the kids

>>17480249
Wonder when the fuck I got a coupe.

>>17480249
i have had this car for many years. it has never let me down, it has never failed me. it has come with me across the country, from work to vacations. I have used its emergency brake in times where there was no emergency. I have revved my engine to countless underaged girls who laugh at me but for some reason I find this humorous. For 3 years before I met you, I would brag to my mom how amazing my car was, even though she didnt even understand what a coupe was.

it had a lifetime with me, and I will not sell it for the inevitable 4k that I will receive for it. this car means so much more to me than 4 thousand dollars.

instead, i shall keep it. maintain it. preserve it. and one day, I will teach my spawn with it.

No, i will not get a minivan. It is not a difficult choice for me, for it is either the car, or you.

m'lady

>>17480268
>implying you can afford to even employ a maid.

>>17480268
interesting

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>>17480249
That reminds me of a co-worker that was having a kid soon.
He bought his wife a used minivan and she didn't like it and wanted a new one.
TLDR: They divorced and he's paying child support now.

>>17480301
i refuse to believe they divorced because of the minivan

>>17480249
Two options:
1. Put the car seat in the back seat of the coupe
2. Raise a kid as a single mother

>>17480307
>straws and camels my man

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>>17480249
"Yes my two door tercel isnt sensible we should get the 4 door model tercel"

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>>17480249
How about a lincoln towncar? It's got a 5 star crash test rating, a big trunk, and you can actually fucking see out of it.

i cant wait when i hopefully get a gf and she tries this. I cant wait to see her face when all i do is take the backseats out

>>17480301

Goddamn, i cant imagine myself selling my car that i worked on so much for so many years only to sell it for a minivan. I cant stand minivans beyond boxy minivans and turbo minivans, those are cool. Beyond that they absolutely disgust me.

I recently had this ultimatum with my wife.
>Drive 370z
>Time for kids
>Wife is asking what we will do
> We need to sell the 370z right anon
>nah chill
>but your commuter car is too small for the kids
>having triplets so shes right
>tell her to wait until kids
>then when they come we trade in my commuter for a van or something maybe a bigger 3rd row suv
>the months while she is preggo and at home taking care of kids go to working a bit of O.T every week t pay for the van and ultimately another commuter.

Don't even bother fighting your wife on this shit. Shes going into tiger mom mode and protecting her youth. She was the biggest, coziest suv/minivan on the market to haul her kids around all safe and cozy. She wants 15 feet of crumple zone all around the car to protect them. its not to bust your balls guys..shes just doing her job as a mom.

ultimately it will be tight but for the 5 years she is at home I can save up for another commuter and use the van in that time eventually leaving it home so she can take the kids to school and shit.

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>>17480325

>no! It has to be a new car, who buys an old car like that?! Todays cars are much more safer than that! Get me a prius! They look cute!

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I'm not ditching the coupe, but that's fine, honey, we can get a minivan.

I pick the van, though.

>>17480340

Still i just cant imagine that. With a 370z i can understand, you can get another car later but if its a car ive had for years, that ive sinked money into then its a no go, we gotta come to a comprimise and get a recentish van,hatchback or wagon while i keep my car

Like i want to be able to keep this car that ive poured so much time into to be able to show it to my grandkids and shit like that

Any good luck to you my guy

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>>17480353
I WILL BUY YOU A PRIUS. THEN I WILL PUT THE PRIUS IN THE TRUNK OF MY LINCOLN.

WE WILL DRIVE MY LINCOLN TO THE LOCAL PLANNED PARENTHOOD CLINIC, AT WHICH POINT WE WILL GET AN ABORTION. THE ABORTION IS YOU, BECAUSE YOU ARE A PATHETIC WASTE OF A HUMAN BEING. YOUR BODY WILL GO IN THE PRIUS WHICH IS IN THE TRUNK OF MY LINCOLN. THEN I WILL WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO REAR-END ME SO THE GAS TANK GOES UP AS PANTHERS ARE WONT TO DO AND WE ALL DIE.

HAPPY END, YES.

>no

>>17480340
What car does she drive?

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>>17480384

>its not good enough we cant go to a planned parenthood that ever Goes to, we have to go to an upscale clinic im accepting any low offers

>>17480249
Why don't you go buy your own you useless slutbag

>>17480383
We would probably get more in resale. Hell I'm might just keep my commuter now and buy a reasonably priced used van of suv. Money is tight though and everything is for the kiddos now.

>>17480395
you lost a couple words in those sentences somehow

>>17480399
Buy a 2010 used GMC Acadia?

>>17480392
She had an older civic but sold it a year or so ago because it was getting to be a burden. Its an older model like 2005 or something once we realized we were expecting/ decided to have kids.

>>17480395
What did he mean by this?

>>17480340
did she not have her own car when she wasnt with you?

like nigga where the fuck was her car? why not use the coupe as a commuter?

>>17480249
Why should I sell the coupe to buy the hatch?

>>17480421
>gettin to be a burden

it sounds like this lady is fucking insane.. do you have preggo sexy time?

>>17480440
>Insane
Insane how anon.Please explain to me how that was hard for you to fathom?

>>17480434
He is obviously a cuck who lets his wife boss him around

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>tfw planning to keep my first car going until it's scrap or the day I die because never had a great and never will

Feels good, although I would like to have a family I will probably never respect someone enough to commit the rest of my life to them

But hey, someone might get a sweet classic used car 80 years from now

>>17480249
"When did I own a coupe? Unless you traded in my sedan you cunt."

>>17480443
>i have a car and so does my husband
>he really seems to love his car
>I'm gonna sell my car while inbecome pregnant for some dumb reason idk lol
>demand my husband to sell his car and buy me a new one

You're a faggit lel

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>tfw i got my wife a used Lexus ES350 and she can't tell that its just a camry with leather seats

>brags to all her friends about what a great husband i am because i bought her a LEXUS

fuckin' women man

>>17480454
No dude. I said it before her car is gone. It got to be a burden with repairs and just general ownership. Whoever had It before her really fucked up on the preventative stuff

>>17480459
So she just sold her car and didn't buy a new one and then demanded you give up yours?

>>17480454
also I'm not selling anything you fucking backwood moron. Clearly if you read what I posted I am keep the 370z.

>>17480443
>i want a new car
>sell your prized only prized possession

and to think that you
>bought her a diamond ring
>likely pay for her house and her shit
>likely feed her
>likely do everything around the house.

and then this fucking hormone laden mega bitch which you excuse for being "tiger mom mode" tells you to sell the only thing you can really call yours, which wont sell for anything over 10 grand, im telling you right here and now, for a fucking joke like a hyundai santa fe.

shit, dude, I understand you can never win a fight with your wife, but like honestly, do you hold any boundaries or anything sacred? she cant control you, thats abusive,

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>>17480249
>Not buying pic related, strapping on nig-rigged ERA and playing the "don't you care about our kiddo's protection?" card

>>17480456
>spending your good boi bux on a 50k lexus when you can buy her an X5 for the same money

whos the woman?

>>17480462
>>17480465

No. Nobody is demanding me to give up anything lol. Read what I wrote . I'm keeping the 370z. My current car, the one I commute with will still be in my possession. Although we do need a bigger one for the kids soon.

>>17480470
>no airbags
>no back seat monitors
>no leather interior
>no sat nav

Literally, why would any woman like this?

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thats why you marry a feminist, so that she buys her own shit

>>17480472
nigga, i said USED Lexus.

go price a 3-4 year old ES350 against a similar year V6 Camry. the price differential is negligible.

>>17480249
>minivan
Well if the coupe in question is an 86 I leap with joy at the prospect of finally getting something faster.

>>17480479
>not strapping a balloon to a claymore
>not taping CRT monitors to the headrests
>not using cow hide as rear seats
>not linking your portable Ruskis GPS to DARPANET servers from the 80s
It's like you don't want to live in safe luxury

>>17480478
you had this debate with your wife though, OP. It happens all the time. In fact, I read your post and it is pretty clear she demanded you to get rid of your classic datsun. nothing to be ashamed of.

> We need to sell the 370z right anon
> Nobody is demanding me to give up anything lol.

literal quotes from what you wrote, m'cuck.

if you think youre going to sell your commuter and not your datsun, at this point I would prepare the divorce papers and start searching for cheap apartments.

>buying anything other than performance wagon if you have kids
you make shitty choices, in both cars and kids.

>>17480485
alright, I have one thatll noggle your zozzle.

do you know what 31k can buy you?
>2011, 50k miles BMW m3 Coupe.

but instead, you got a FUCKING ES350.

I dont like to waste my money on women, but shit I would at least buy them something I would be OK with driving myself.

>>17480478
Sounds like it's tough, but try and come out on top bud. My advice though is DO NOT SELL YOUR 350Z. My grandfather sold his '70 Charger RT 40 years ago for a van and regrets it ever since. It will always be in the back of your mind.

>>17480499
this. my father always got my mom performance wagons. it was always the right move,

>>17480498
Listen man. She said it in a preggo induced panic. I stated we didn't need to sell it and that was really the end of that. She is allowed to make a suggestion...I gladly sold my bike and she did hers. This is a team effort after all..Car is staying though. I take such good care of it that and she knows this. I really bought for us. We are both huge Nissan fans and I really liked taking her on date nights in it ..

>>17480515
>selling a second gen Charger
>for any reason ever
Just shoot him t b h

>>17480484

C-speed if thats your girl you have patrician taste, short hair and asian

>>17480519
anyway, is the preggo sec good?

happy for you. I have my own coupe that i know will become the topic of conversation with my lady when we have kids. I hope I handle the situation well..

>>17480515
this anon is right on the money. my grandad had a candy apple red mustang. 65. sold it for a jeep because of my grandmother.

dont ever sell it. even though it was a retarded muscle car, it still meant the world to him.

>>17480515
its a 370z man but thanks for the advice.
Yeah its a bit tough for both of us. 3 kids is LOT all at once,
I came home the other day from work and she had this giant dry erase board full of car ideas/crib ideas and stuff like that. Our living room is littered with clip outs of ads for cribs, kid bag things and all sorts of kid stuff . Its actually kind of cute.

>>17480534
i mean you could start punching her maybe one could miscarry.. it would produce around 5k towards the Z

>>17480524

This, its a mercy kill at this point

>>17480532
Dude I'm telling you the whole
"GET RID OF IT" IS A MEME
If you can afford to keep it she will ultimately see...hey we can keep it and be ok.Preggo sex is good all three times a day we manage to do it somehow.

>>17480532
>65 mustang
>retarded muscle car
Oh, I get it. This is satire.

>>17480515
Grandma got in an accident and messed it up, so my grandfather didn't bother paying for repairs and sold it off. He still has a model of it in his study to this day.

He kept his other favorite car though, which is a Vixen. Have fun looking that up.

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>>17480549
apparently it looked like this.. who knows though.

>>17480552
Meant for
>>17480524

>>17480249
If our kids are too big to fit in the Challenger back seat we've already spent enough on food to buy a new minivan.

>>17480552
>letting your dumb wife drive your expensive muscle car

????????

>>17480271
This /thread

>>17480249
1or we could keep the coupe and buy a minivan for when we need the extra room.

>>17480479
>Teen girl on her phone in mom's Santa Fe runs a light
>Before she can collide with you, your ERA package goes off, slamming her shitbox away and shredding her into a pink mist with shrapnel
>The blast rolls your C-Series over shorter, inferior cars in the oncoming lanes, cushioning your roll with crunching steel and snapping bone
>As you roll upright and surge away on your run-flats, you look back and see that the 17-point spiderweb harness you rigged out of SKS slings has done its job-Timmy hangs suspended, sound asleep
>Smiling, you flip on the external 197dB sound system to blast shitty Slav Hardbass beats as a warning to other drivers. You made the right choice.

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>>17480552
is it a camper or a TVR?

>>17480563
>This is my (you)
>There are many like it but this one is mine
>my (you) is my best friend
>it is my life
>I must master it
>as I master my life

>>17480561
She was never a bad river, somebody t-boned her when she was turning left If I remember right.

It's really sad too, she felt so guilty about it. To this day, everytime she brakes she sticks her hand out to the passenger seat to brace, even after several strokes

>>17480568
Camper, it's the perfect road trip machine in my opinion. Just enough for comfort.

>>17480512
>31k

i got the 350 for 20k. the same year Camry with similar miles was 17k.

>I would at least buy them something I would be OK with driving myself.

no. i wanted her to have a cheap, reliable, and safe shitbox because she would drive anything with performance (especially a european car) into the ground and i would have to deal with the "funny noises the car makes" every 10k miles.

>>17480567
>You made the right choice.

well shit, aint it a damn cryin shame these things arent street legal?

>>17480588
well, you got me there..

I have to agree with you on getting the luxury toyota, then. the only thing youll need to do is take it for an oil change.

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k

>>17480249
did it once, got rid of my e90, had a couple of kids. then she left, women leave cars don't unless you leave them.

really they want to lock you down and believe it's easier if you don't have a flashy car.

how i picked up my new bmw, guys fiance (who was pregnant) was making him sell for an suv.

cars>women

>having children
nah fuck that.

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>>17480279

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Sell my coupe and buy van obviously.... the white race isn't going to save itself!

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>you know what honey you're right, lets get a hatchback

GF tried that on me with my bike, the very thing that got me in the sack with her in the first place.

Ain't even moved in yet and already trying to powertrip me lol, cya bitch.

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Sorry my dear but I like that car very much and I'm not getting rid of it. We can buy a cheaper used hatchback that will serve us just as good as a new one, we can perfectly afford to own two cars.

>>17480249
>tfw wife had to part with her miat for a minivan
>tfw cages a shit and i have the money for a new bike after we move house

>>17480249
If I can't afford a coupe and a minivan why the fuck are we having kids?

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>>17481015

>oh i dont know about that one, it looks too aggressive and too fast, maybe something slower?

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>>17481052
>NO IT HAS TO BE NEW AND UP TO CURRENT SAFETY STANDARDS THINK ABOUT OUR KIDS!

>>17480249
Well, she's going to divorce you anyway, so does it really matter? I'd save the money for divorce court and get nothing.

>>17480307
You'd be surprised how really shallow some women can be...

>>17480336
It's one leg of what I like to call the Unholy Trinity. Mortgage, Marriage and Minivan...

I already have a hatchback you dumb cunt.

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>>17480249

>>17480268
You got her pregnant?

>>17480353
Yeah. Never want to do that stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pV2isjmAks

>>17481304
I've jacked it to this stock image girl before

>>17480512
Do you have any fucking idea how bad in terms of maintenance costs bmw are, lst alone an m3?? :D lol

>>17480470
Oh hi CTG didn't know you posted here as well as /k/.

>>17480391
This is the only correct answer

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>>17480336
>he doesn't bean his minivan

>>17480384
>tfw drive a Ford Ranger but also am autist so no chance of a woman wanting to date me let alone marry me and procreate with me so as lonely as I am I know I'll never have to compromise my truck for familial obligations

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BITCH U GUESSED IT

WWOOOOO!!

WAGON LIFE

>>17480499
patrican spotted

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>>17480249
Sure thing.
Here lets get one of these, way more practical than my coupe
Fits the kids EZ

>>17480249
>hatchback or a minivan?
If she's a practical enough person to want a hatchback or minivan instead of a fucking crossover then she's a top tier waifu. Minivans are the shit. But I wouldn't get the van until after we had a couple of kids. No reason to do it before.

>>17480572
cringe desu

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>>17480249
>throw coupe in garage
>buy pic related

>>17480249
No.

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>>17480249
bitch we buying a wagon

>>17480268
>He doesn't fuck his wife maid

>>17482462
YES, the only acceptable minivan

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I keep my 230 km/h caravan how about that?

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>>17480484
>being this naive
All girls are feminist right until the bill arrives

How is a 7 series BMW a coupe you stupid bitch? Who the fuck are you in the first place and what are you doing in my house?

>he doesn't have a spare 3k suburban
What kind of pleb are you?

>>17482462
That thing is just asking for Twingo headlights.

>>17480249
If I have a wife she can buy her own damn car because she'll have a job

I guess this is one of those situations where being borderline autistic actually comes in handy.

>I exclusively decide what I do with my disposable income

>I already own an SUV
Problem solved

>>17480395
how is babby kilt?

>>17483578
But what if she decides to quite her job because she wants to spend time with the kids?

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>be homosexual
>bf lets me drive him around in whatever car I want
>no kids

>>17481030
>GF tried that on me with my bike
Well, she wanted you to buy something that she could drive. Maybe she never really did like the bike, but saw that you liked it. Thus, she used it as an excuse to strike up a conversation and then a relationship with you.

>>17483810
>I already own an SUV
>problem solved
Nope, you drive it to work, but she needs it for the kids during the day. So you either buy a new SUV for the latest safety features. Or you sell your SUV, buy a new SUV, and she drives you to the park and ride lot so you can commute to work.

>>17480383
This isn't complicated... you have to get what you need, and if you still have money and space then you can buy/keep other vehicles.

>Age 0-1
Small infant seat, the kind that clips into a base. In a small car, get one that can be secured without the base using the seat belt. You can skip this step and go straight to the next one.
>Ages 0-2
Ginormous rear-facing convertible seat. Too big for practical use in some back seats, whether you have two doors or four. These are why people buy SUVs.
>Ages 3-4
Same seat as above, but forward-facing (hence the name "convertible"). You need height but not as much depth in the back seat.
>Ages 4+
Booster seats - they aren't bad.

With one kid, some coupes work. They're less convenient because you have to carry the kid into the back seat before strapping in. My wife kept her RSX until our kid outgrew the infant seat then bought an X1 (but in retrospect, she would recommend something larger). I kept the Miata and bought a Mazda3. Also a bit tight but we probably won't have any more kids.

With two, you really need rear doors to get them in, no way around it. Three kids: very few car seats are narrow enough to fit three across, so you'll need a third row and minivans are much easier for this than SUVs.

>>17480249
>have 6 and 2 year old
>still drive a coupe

I guess not have a controlling wife?

ITT:

>Males with first world mentalities.

My wife still drives our deathtrap Suzuki because "parts are cheap as fuck and 4x4 gets us out of the bush" in her own words she said.

I pulled up with the dump truck one day and

>Where is the kid going to sit?
>It's got 3 seats
>Alright!
>And off we went to meet Kate Middleton on the other side of Mustique

>>17480249
>tfw no curry gf to spice up my dick

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>New car? Sure Hun, I'll go grab a new VF SS Commodore. Its got a 5 starANCAP safety rating, perfect for the kids.

>>17484996
t. impoverished shitter

I told my fiancee that I was considering selling the WRX and getting a cheap beater car.

>>"lol why? the car is cool, I like it a lot even though I don't drive it - keep it, its got plenty of room anyway"

She also thinks SUV's and minivans are fuck-ugly.

So these are some of the reasons why she's a fiancee and not a gf.

>>17481030
>GF tried that on me with my bike

Side car for kid.

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Buy your own shitbox, cunt

>>17480249

shut up currynigger, you're not my wife

>buy her the van, keep the coupe

What are you, poor?

i told my boyfriend that if we ever have kids, they're fucking going to school in my old ass caliber srt4

Thank God you finally came around honey and don't want a fucking 3 ton truck anymore.

>>17480276
Wonder when the fuck I got gril.

>>17480336
My friend had a minivan in highschool. Fuck it was awesome driving around with the full squad of boys, pumping music.

>>17486466
I bet you and your "squad" piled into he mama Town n Cuntry and traveled 30 minutes out of the ghetto just to harass people at the nice white people mall

>>17486466
Kdot you better take that van back to yo moms. FYI your dad ain't tripping bout the dominoes no mo.

>>17486502
>>17486520
Kek. 90% of the time we were all blazed as well.

>>17480353
Buy it yourself then
It's not like we have a joint bank account

>tfw single since my first and last relationship
>really well paying job
>got the shitboxes I always wanted
>got a nice garage to put them all in
>see friends settling for minivans because family
>I'm having fun fucking with cars

>>17485623
Because your penis is stronger than your thinking process. Or you got trapped into an ultimatum guilt situation in front of friends and family where you were forced into an answer.

>>17480249

>we're planning on having kids soon

Who's this "we" you keep talking about, I got a vasectomy at 25, there's the door.

>>17486743
>becoming a eunuch because you're afraid of the natural consequence of sex

might as well just kill yourself you failure

>>17486743
>I got a vasectomy so no sperm from me
>we're planning on having kids soon

In a state with "Child's Rights are Paramount" laws, even if Jamal fathered your children, as the husband, you are the one required to take care of them financially. You cannot unilaterally dump the responsibility upon Jamal because the child's rights to proper care outweighs yours. Despite having a vasectomy and DNA testing, you are the husband of the mother and thus are legally responsible as if you were the father. To avoid the responsibility, you must transfer the responsibility to Jamal and he must agree to assume financial and educational responsibility for the children.

>>17485093
>>17482554
sick choices cunts.

I already have a minivan, but got it for a really good price, and i pulled the seats out and can use it for hauling things or for sleeping in during road trips, and it cost way less than buying a truck or full size van because of the sigma associated and gets better mpg

>>17482005
>complains about women being shallow
>in a thread about keeping your car over doing what's right for your family

>>17486841

>implying married

>>17486759

No sperm no kids.

I fail to see the issue, not everyone wants a fuck trophy.

>>17486892

Even so, if a girl cheats on you and you're with her - you could be responsible for parenting the child. Doesn't matter if you're the bio father or not.

My family law professor told us a great case he handled, where his client was trying to get out of paying child support. His bitch ex-wife had cheated on him and he ended up raising a kid that he THOUGHT was his for almost 2 years before he figured things out - and she then admitted it.

After they finalized the divorce, he was still obligated to pay child support AND alimony to her - while she hooked up with some Chad.

Mega-cuck mode: engaged.

The lesson to be learned here: never aim for a 10/10, they will cheat on you. Land a 6/7/10, who can shine up to a 8.5-9/10 with some makeup and nice clothes. They'll be just insecure enough not to cheat on you, but also feel as though they need to maintain themselves so as not to be an uggo.

>>17486892
lmao you sound bitter

>>17486906

Nope, just don't see the point.

>>17480249
she can buy her own car

>>17486841
>implying the guy can't just disappear
Poor, I'm off to Eastern Europe
Good luck finding me

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>Leave coupe
>Get Mitsubishi RVR
>250HP, 4WD
>Destroying other parents shitty cars near kindergarten
>"Don't worry honey, kids will thank me later."

>>17482021
engine revs wayyy to high reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>having children when you can't even afford a two cars
why are breeder poors so fucking stupid?

>>17487006
You're right, it's absolutely irresponsible to have children unless you have two upmarket German cars, a house with at least 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms, and enough money to send Brayden to Yale immediately after he graduates from Montessori school

>>17487012
It really is in the first world.

>>17487012
>found the poor

>>17487016
>>17487018
Better make sure your lifestyle accessory is born in October or November, according to Experts it'll increase the odds little Kogan gets into an Ivy

>>17487012

A house with 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms isn't that expensive desu, seen quite a few for like 60-70k yurodollars and live in one myself.

>>17487024
breeding is for plebs
dink life is best life

>>17487027
enjoy being a selfish hedonist and leaving behind no legacy, small-souled bugman

>>17487024
That's not how correlations work but Scorpios are fucking nuts so it makes sense. It's really all about the rising sign it's paired with to balance it out.

>>17487028
>he thinks his crotch spawn will give a shit about his """""legacy"""""

>>17480340
Fuck right off

>>17487031
better to just die with no one to remember you, right?

>>17487035
you'll be dead so it won't matter
but i cringe imagining the kind of life you lead if you have to actually create humans in order to have someone recoginze your existence

>>17484215
But if you end up adopting, you'll have to sell your Miata

>>17483867
by the scottish

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>>17485093
>perfect for the kids
>and perfect for the skids
Goddamn I love Australians.

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>>17480249
Yes, great idea. Let's get a Model X!

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>>17480353
safe is for the weak
I dont buy shit thats made after 2000

>>17487174
>those exhaust tips
what purpose does this serve?

>>17487235
I have no idea but it looks sexy as fuck

>>17487174
Why have the exhaust go up like that?