Sleeping in a van tonight. AMA

Please, give me back my son. I'm begging you. Please, we don't have to involve police, just give me back my child. He did nothing wrong. You still have time. Right your wrongs. Please, jesus

>>17479821
Don't you at least have a mattress or some type of padding?

>>17479821

how muchdid you pay for the van? any pics of what it looks outside?

>>17479821
why are you alone?

>>17479845
28k

Just google transit 250 2016

>>17479836
Nope yolo

>>17479850
;)

Why are you using a Mongolian backgammon forum as your personal blog?

>>17479854
>;)
what does that mean?

>>17479854
Why the fuck would you buy a brand new transit?

>>17479821
looks comfy

>>17479821
Why?

>>17479821
i think i asked you before, have you considered a curtain inbetween the back and cab?

>>17479821
First purchase from the trust fund? Don't get raped by niggers OP.

Buy a shotgun if your doing the hobo/ooglie life and try not to get addicted to hard drugs or let your teeth fall out of your head.

>>17479828
funnier than average post
did kek

>>17479821
are you going vanlife or expedite?

>>17479821
What are you going to do about cooking?
Showering? Hygiene?
How do you pass the time?
Do you work?

Have you read Loli Tomodachi?

Can you masturbate on the floor of your van and show us afterwards

>>17479900
This.
Use the shotgun to kill yourself.

>>17479821
you again
>people ask the same questions again

>>17479861
>>;)

>>17479821
i'd love a van that's basically a mini RV with a homely soothing wooden interior (but not the sort of ugly 80s-90s wood interior)

>>17479859
uhhh

dont we all do that?

>>17479821
Jack off in it

>>17479979
posting in an epic thread

im sleeping in a racecar bed AMA

how do you keep the lights running?
what are your long term plans?

>>17480175
I sleep in a bed with my wife.

>>17480175
Can I borrow a feel

>>17479854
>;)

what did he mean by this?

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>>17479821
how boring. spice things up a little with neat paintings and posters.

>>17479821
Have you masturbated in it yet?

>>17480361
those colors will clash with the shovels, duct tape and zip ties

>>17479821
In "The Brothers Karamazov" by Fyodor Dostoevsky, why Smerdyakov hang himself after speaking to Ivan?

>>17479821
I rented a ford liek that once

I wonder if it's the same

>>17480375
OP her yes I have, but I only cum into my mouth because I am a faggot

>>17480361
>implying OP is a serial killer

>>17480182
lol


:(

>>17480414
>Implying that we gays swallow our own cum

We have higher standards than that. You my friend are a cum dumpster and nothing more.

I've been living out my car for five months. Ama

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>>17480797
is it a MOTHERFUCKING PORSCHE?

>>17479854
>;)

You are my fucking hero.

You got WiFi in that thing?

walmart parking lot is pretty comfy

>>17479821
Do you have any weapons to protect yourself

>>17482045
knaif

>>17479821
OP CUM IN A DOOR HOLE PLS

>>17479821
Can you hear the river?

>>17479854
>28k
Fuck you faggot you don't need to be in that van.

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>>17482535

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godspeed anon

>>17479821
Make sure to write "Rape" on the side to keep away the weirdos at night

>>17479821
>Insulate walls and roof
>Put a fold out bed/matress in.
>Get a battery that powers a small fridge and a cooker.
>Get some small shelves.
>Get gym membership and use their showers.

And you can do the same as you're doing but sustainably and with slightly less chance of being bullied for being a homeless faggot.

>>17484391
Thats fucking comfy as fug

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get on my level

Did you and your girlfriend fight? And then you left to go sleep in the van because you couldnt deal with her right now.

>>17479828
Pretty funny anon

>>17485277
nice doggo

>>17484391
>>17484299
http://thevanual.com/

Test

Sleeping in my car on lunch break AMA

Honestly despite being pretty shitty to actually live in making a mini-RV from the ground up seems like a pretty cool project if youve got the cash and time to make it work properly.
It's pretty neato imo

>>17487670
WAKE UP....?