ITT: post deluded sellers, any site allowed

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>>17475865
>normiebook name in katakana
>normiebook at all

>>17475865

It is not GTI

>>17475983
Yes it is.

>yfw he owes probably 30k+ on it still

>>17475995

>no LED headlight

hmm.. it screams a base golf

>>17475968
what if he's japanese

>>17476090
99% chance he's not.
He looks white. Also Japanese people generally don't use katakana for their names. Also it literally spells out Chris.

>>17476090
>>17476111
Yeah he most definitely does not look Japanese. How fucking pathetic.

Also Japs don't need to go to Canada because their country is already better. It's only the Chinese and the South East Asians who live in shit holes.

>>17476090
his name is Chris. no chance. you wouldnt write it in katakana anyway

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Cletus is really stretching this one

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From ages, $2200, nothing working. Missing parts

>>17475865
At first I thought he was insane, but then I remembered than he's talking in leaf money, which is about 27 five. You can still buy a new last year model for less than that because dealers are making room for the new models.

>>17476125
Nips sure do love their stagnating birth rates

>>17475865
36k FOR A MK 6 GTI WITH MANUAL IMAOOOO
They are 13-15k here in Germany

>>17475865
>36k
>14k miles
>pay more for the car brand new with 0 miles

>19k for a riced out Forester

If you can stomach reading this guy's ad, kudos

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cto/6191678551.html

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>>17477087
>UBER RARE jdm coffee holder. only one other person has this! You will never see this EVER!

>>17476057
Depends on the country - LED headlights may not be standard, besides you can see the GTI badge on the grill

>>17475865
>reason: Yuropoor
lel

The demographic trend does not bode well for an interested buyer.

https://quadcities.craigslist.org/cto/6185080853.html

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>>17477087
>Autocheck shows the car was in an accident
>2005 subaru forester
>19,000$

>>17476655
It's the exact amount of money he has left on his payments.

>>17477146
That doesn't seem like a terrible price for something that old and looks like it would be a fun project, or is there something I'm missing here?

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>>17476057
>north american spec
hmm your post just screams retard

>>17477191
>rolling frame
>condition listed as "good"
>no mention of if the engine runs
It's worth maybe 3500 tops, but you aren't going to get a cent off that price because it's some boomer who couldn't put in the work and let it go to shit.

>>17477210
Yeah, but there no chance worthless millennials could fix it anyways.

Gen Z save us.

>>17477227
It's not A E S T H E T I C, y'know ugly as fuck and full of gaudy neon, so they don't care. That and they're all 12.

>>17477087
>Never smoked or vaped in EVER.
The stereotype is so real that subaru owners have to clarify themselves in ads, hilarious

>>17475865
wait is a new GTI even over 30k? why not just get the Golf R at that price range

>>17477087
God he spaces like a fucking redditor and he sort of sounds like one too.

>>17477087
>never launched our raced

>>17475865
I wonder what his payments are/were.

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I've got the winrar

>>17477529
with all the options they are about $35k.

>>17476646
It makes me sad to see all those datsun 240s out there slowly wasting away

>>17477573
If it's low mileage and no rust, that's pretty reasonable. Those things are becoming incredibly hard to find nowadays that aren't beat to shit or rusted out completely.

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$18k 1992 Golf

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>>17477576
>base model 3-door with manual transmission
>over $35k

>>17476646
thats actually not bad compared to what around me. rusted out 240 datsuns for $5k. sure they come with motor, interior, and parts, but theyre always beat to shit and they still ask for a premium.

>>17477573
Fuck you, I want it

Let's not forget how rare that car is, I don't think I've ever seen a convertible one irl

>>17478474
Imagine being autistic enough to do that to a car

>>17478498
Leafbucks, faggot

>>17478622
My uncle has trophies from his K-5 in the late 80s that was loaded with subs.
I bet that it wasn't nearly that clean.

Every single person trying to sell an S2K in California is fucking delusional. Their car is not fucking worth $25k when it has over 110k miles on it

>>17478658
>trophies for audio contests
That's like winning the "biggest cuck" aware when you live in Yurop. Who cares.

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>>17475865

>Buying an ugly piece car for 36k plus that you can't even afford
Why are people so retarded? You could pick up a beautiful 80's car for 2 to 5k. Jesus christ, man.

>>17478631
>New Brunswick

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>>17477087
>https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cto/6191678551.html
>VIN shows accident
>12 year old car
>thinks that whatever he spent on mods he can charge it up to sale value
>not first owner
>has rust
>"DYNAMATTED ALL OVER so awesome!"

>>17478675
Somebody did. That's all i'm saying.>>17478693

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>>17478461
Okay, I'll give you that, you raise some solid points.

>>17478612
Here ya go, pic related

>>17479135
5 cylinder engine?

>any normie trying to sell a corolla, camry, civic, or accord

Why are these dim witted faggots convinced their eco shit box is worth a damn?

Not that I'm interested in buying any of those cars anyway, they scream normie scum, but literally the only thing those cars have going for them is reliability.

Also because so many normies buy those models, they get crashed a lot so insurance isn't even cheap on them.

>>17477513
Do sellers not mention this ever for other cars?

>>17479154
Pretty sure the Metro didn't come with anything bigger than a 1.0L straight 3.

Also, Volvo has produced several engines that run as an inline 5. In case you were curious about that aspect, just look up the Volvo Engine family.

>>17477087
Dude has autism

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The ad is gone now but a couple months ago I found this 914 for sale for like $3000

>>17478612
I see a lot of them in wisconsin

>>17478461
>a fucking geo metro for 5k
>reasonable

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>>17477087
what the fuck

>>17477087
>if you're looking for a daily this isn't your car
What do people do with Subaru Foresters then?

https://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/6174502341.html
>$44k
>for a shitty old golf

>>17480705
Get rekt by any other car trying to stoplight race on the weekends I guess

>>17479197
its not that it hasnt been smoked in, its the "never been vaped in" part that is unique. I'm not kidding, all of the subaru owners i see around my job send the biggest steam clouds they can rolling out their windows. They also lug the fuck out of their turbos whenever they can, so I would look into related wear there too if buying new. I swear these guys by a new subaru every three to five years. You know they are about to sell them because they slap on some super rice body kit. They have to be selling them to suckers...

>>17480719
that car is in amazing condition though. low miles too. id give 15k

>>17480747
Just out of curiosity, is there any way to calmly DD a Subaru without lugging the turbo? I've always been driving NA cars so I have no relevant experience, but people have told me that they take forever to spool (i.e. 3 grand).

>>17480807
they literally floor it so when they let off the gas their atmos-BOV makes the loud hiss and the turbo stutters. They arent even going over thirty, and they only do it when there are other cars or pedestrians around. Lugging is essentially straining the engine when its unnecessary, so as long as you were to drive normally, you wouldn't really cause issues. Power by gear and proper gear choice are essential to turbocharged engine longevity.

Do poor fags always make fun of cars they can't afford?

>>17476614
Aren't you that guy I used to kik?

>>17480849
its the bus-ridding benchracers that really cause the problems here. IMO, the FR-S/GT86/BRZ has completely unusable rear seats. It's as bad a the CRZ, there isnt really a point to it.

>>17477242
The oldest of gen Z were born in 2001 turning 16 this year if not already

>>17476111
>He looks white
no he doesn't, he looks asian

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>>17478498
>colour

>>17477087
>>17479297

https://www.nettiauto.com/en/nissan/260z/8856257

>"Needs some work"
>30 000 USD

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>>17475865
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/cto/6205837377.html

This motherfucker.

>>17481146
I thought he was wearing a beret desu.
Still I stand by my 99% chance he's not Japanese claim.

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>>17482989
Jesus.

>>17475995
Look at the fucking badges on the grill and below side mirrors

>>17478498
How come the US didn't get the 3-door GTI?

>>17477132
>British Columbia
>Yuropoor

what did anon mean by this?

>>17480864
You Muslim fuck where did you go

>>17483573
Zero sales, which is a shame because it's the only good one.

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>>17482989

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>>17482989

>>17483906
Utah breh

>>17483906
My trans am made it 2000 miles scott free and the day I got here the radiator shit itself

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>>17484288
>utahr
Lmao I'm still lookin for one. Checked on out last week but it was pissing oil out the main seal and the interior was fucked

>>17484288
we might have to touch tuned port intakes tho. My grandpapi owns south jordan and I visit him every year or so

>>17477087
>https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cto/6191678551.html
my dude
thats just subaru culture

>>17477087
>Near Zero Rust

That's not a thing.

>>17482989
is he planning to time travel with this thing

this shit right here, how can he claim it has an interior
https://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/6162134957.html

>>17476125
canada is a shit hole?

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>>17484408
If only you knew how bad things really are.

>>17478693
>You could pick up a beautiful 80's car for 2 to 5k.
not in canada unless you mean "beautiful" as in "beautiful but ignore all this undercarriage & suspension rust"

>>17484392
Christ the lord why

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I just love searching only salvage titles and sorting by price
You get some really good shit

https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/6181060567.html
https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/6169815784.html
https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/6156510715.html
https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/6158321644.html