What kind of cars would impress an older woman?

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>>17449647
Barges

90's foxbody

>>17449647
>find out who her favorite male celebrity is (she'll have at least 2)
>look up paparazzi photos of the celebs
>rent a car they are seen driving in
>pull up on her as she leaves starbucks with her afternoon grande soy latte frappe
>try not to knock it over while she rides the life out of your dick in the passenger seat

A cadellak

Women only care if the car is newer or clean, and if it's not a base model econobox

>>17449652
UGH

30k civic with a few advanced mods

>>17449647
Towels covering the seats, floating globe compass pinned to the visor next to St. Christopher, a box of Kleenex behind the back seats by the center brake light.

Big
Black
Cadillac

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>>17449647
Large, comfortable luxury

Hurst

get a street bike then you can attract women from age 16-45

>>17449868
For 3 months until they want you to stop riding because it's too dangerous and they'd miss you if you died

>>17449700
40+ women often have a thing for Benz sl and jag convertibles. Doesn't matter the age just as long as they are clean and well taken care of.

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>>17449904

>wanting the same girl after 3 months of fuckage time

>>17449789
Underrated post

>>17449647
What kind of women you're trying to impress? College slut? Latina? Trailer trash?

They all attracted to different car guys using but they all have lowest common denominator. Anything lower than Mazda3 and you'd be better off polishing other skills to bang a girl

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If it was down to just the car you own instead of your financial stability, social status, confidence level and how presentable you are to their friends I'd put my money on autistically well maintained, cleaned and polished Mercedes-Benz C126.

Disregard what anyone ITT says, older women like any brand new SUV

>>17450253
Older women like driving SUVs, if a man drives one it is not significant.

>>17450253

any guy who drives a van or suv is either already married with kids or a fag

>>17449700
>>17449907
>>17450241
These guys get it, having a clean, well kept car is a mark of a man who has his shit together which in turn is attractive to women past their teens.

>>17450462
Lmfao got me loling while my car is being serviced

>>17449859
It's killing me that they never put that into production.

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A clean, new black F150 with all the creature comforts.

Just have a big dick and you'll be fine.

Older women don't fuck younger guys for their material well being, otherwise they could just fuck guys their own age. They fuck younger guys because they're younger.

Something her kids could ride around in.
>>17449647
Her tits are so disappointing now.

>>17450937
Who is she anon?

>>17450963
Eva Notty

I'm 33 and my girlfriend is a 42yo Filipino-American. She grew in mostly a BMW family. Her brother has her dad's 1989 635csi with something like 40K original miles.

She loved my '96 Miata but doesn't like my '04 Mustang GT because she grew up in the south and only rednecks drove them. Her own favorite car was a '07 Mini Cooper S she had, but I think she'd like to see me in a BMW 1M.

>>17449647
Motorcycles, Harley's specifically.

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1960 Chevy Truck on airbags.

>>17449700
>base model
>implying anyone but car guys notice that shit

>>17450813
This

>>17450241
lel, it doesn't work
some time ago I made a thread about getting one of those to pretend being old money just to rustle some jimmies here in /o/, take a look if you want. A lot of tasty tears to drink.
http://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/15834118

>>17451957
kys

>>17450972
She's ruined her tits since this pic

>>17453455
How? Did she get a reduction?

>>17449647
One that runs. Good luck you broke faggots.

>>17449647
>saw this in the morning
>couldn't get it out of my mind the whole day
>jacked off the in the shower even though I wasn't home alone
>still want to jack off
I hope this video doesn't disappoint

Buy a new Escalade and you'll be able to impress any woman of any age

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>"wow I've never seen that car before"
oh yeah its one of a kind
>"my last husband drove a gran marquis"
>"it had a lot of room in the back seats"
*hands become sweaty*
>"you wana give me a ride in it"
[Giggling intensifies]
*spaghetti drop in 3 2...*
I'm sorry I got some where to be
>"oh how unfortunate"

That's my Cool Story Bros

>>17450599
Pretty much, most women won't notice the difference between a $50k mid engine sportscar and a $3k FWD econobox if they are both clean and well maintained.

>>17451590
Because most people aren't casually racist outside of /pol/

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>>17453689
GM>Ford

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If you wear clothes appropriate to your age, are not fat/average with tendency to fit AND drive this car YOU FUCKING LITERALLY DROWN IN PUSSY.

For some reason this car makes women wet in a millisecond.
The kicker though is that YOU also have to look alright at least. The car is like an amplifier for both directions. It can boost you but also make things worse incredibly fast when you're mid 20 and still wearing a hoodie and cargo pants + sneakers while sitting in this car.

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>>17453766
drove one.
it was awkward as fuck that you can't drive into inner cities without people holding their smartphones towards you.
I don't like being in the spotlight.

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>>17453766

What ARE you on about, Anon...

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>>17453766

>mfw mid 20, relatively fit but still love to wear hoodies

I guess no milf for me

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>>17453766
FUCK YEAH
It's the car that makes them flop onto your dick in each fucking corner

Gif highly related

>>17453689
How big is that fucking car

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>>17453791
hnnnggg
>tfw none of my hot-for-teacher teachers molested me

>>17453766
lies
everyone hates that ugly duckling and they're only known for being cheap as fuck

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>>17453931
4u

Older women love my 350z. I'm beginning to think it's for the wrong reason though

>>17453966
Why, because it's an automatic?

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>>17453755
>needs government welfare to keep making cars

nice try though

>>17453942
>everyone hates that ugly duckling
wat
>they're only known for being cheap as fuck

you must be a timetraveler.
it is 2017 and not 1992

>>17453998
This picture is fucking with my sense of scale

>>17454012
well, living in Uruguay is like living in the past tbqh kek
also I just learned that they literally call them "ugly ducklings" here, was a funny reveal
you can have one for 2k

>>17453931
212 inches long.

>>17453998
THICCS (THICC thigs)

also Ford got gov money before the big bailouts so it's literally fake news

>>17453998
>>17454025
He cant keep getting away with it

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Ferrari.

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>>17454037

>>17454046
>Introducing the all new 2004 Mercury Marauder, weighing in at 6300 pounds and starting at 179 a month

>>17454039
Suace?

>>17454074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hGW2GQJeFs

>>17453766
>you're mid 20 and still wearing a hoodie and cargo pants + sneakers
I'm stupid, unemployed, and poor. I'm not sure what the fuck you expect me to wear.

>>17454082
jeans and t shirts

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>>17449658
I've done pretty well for myself in a 97 Kouki 240sx.

A clean and maintained one.
What is considered older?

Because I'm impressing a few 30-40y/o olds with my bike.

>>17450813
More like a dirty white F150 with tools on the back.

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30 somethings dig my car. Did I win?

>>17450813
only turbofaggots drive clean trucks

>>17451916
>bland color
>black plastic all over it
>cheap plastic wheel covers
>bland grey interior
>manual windows
>no keyless
Women notice these things anon

>>17453986
No, I'm beginning to think it's sort of an older woman car.

>>17449647
Anything clean with a Mercedes badge on it.

>>17455169
>bland color
doesn't have to
>black plastic all over it
doesn't have to
>cheap plastic wheel covers
can be changed
>bland grey interior
k
>manual windows
are those available in burgerland in 2017?
>no keyless
that's a plus

>>17455040
oh you're that faggot from the thread months ago who was bragging that he could afford that car
off yourself pls

>>17453689
Love those Grand Marquis. Perfect daily car with nice power, sound and comfort all in one.

>>17457598
I think you got the wrong person.

>>17454025
Those Grand Marquis are huge.

>>17457640
No I don't think so
https://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/16279423/#16304113

>>17449647
E class and above Mercedes Benz

>>17454186
A grown man telling other grown men what they should be wearing, fucking pathetic.

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>>17449647
Step aside boys, now this will get those rusty spigots leaking again

>>17457646
They're huge length-wise, but not height wise; the girls in those images must be like four foot nothing or some shit, I'm king of the manlets and I can lean on the roof of mine easily.

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>>17458008
awww shieeeet.

>it's a mustang with a better engine, better interior and HIDs

>>17458053
I love that dash, I want one so fucking bad but I can't imagine how much of a pain in the ass it would be to get my kid out from a car seat

>>17457968
>A grown man telling other grown men what they should be wearing, fucking pathetic.
More like telling them what kind of attire would improve their attraction towards older women

>>17450782

Have you not seen the new Conti?

>>17457968
Have fun in your Walmart wranglers, sketchers, and Hanes pocketed t shirt.

>>17458053
You mean a Thunderbird?

>>17459134
With the radio and HVAC from a Crown Victoria!

>>17458284
I will, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

>>17459134
WRONG
the Mark VIII chassis is not the MN12 but the FN10
Nice try though

>>17459196
what exactly is the difference, 'cause google only says the FN10 platform is a 'variation of the MN12' but doesn't go any more in-depth

>>17459215
Bigger platform, F is for full size since M is for midsized

>>17459218
>Tenth generation Thunderbird (MN12 platform)
>198-200in long, 72-73in wide, 52-53in tall, 113in wheelbase
>Mark VIII (FN10 platform)
>206-207in long, 74-76in wide, 53in tall, 113in wheelbase
So they made the car bigger by... just making it bigger, and didn't even extend the wheelbase any (like they did with the Town Car versus the CV/GMQ, despite them all running on the Panther platform).

Truly amazing.

>>17459232
Honestly, who knows, Ford was all over the place and not in a good way until Mullaly if we're speaking the God's honest truth here

>>17459232
>like they did with the Town Car
you mean the Town Car L?

Camry.

It shows you are sensible and most normies especially by the time of middle age like boring and sensible things.

>>17459270
Non L-model Town Cars still have a three inch longer wheelbase than Crown Vics or Marquis (117 vs 114).

>>17459232
It's bigger because the bumpers extend out further, but the Lincoln is very close to the MN12 cars as a platform with most parts from the Lincoln serving as a marked upgrade over the Tbird. Aluminum suspension, driveshaft, hood and roof made the car much lighter, along with the iron 2v 4.6 blocks shelved in place for the aluminum 4v blocks.

>>17459308
>Aluminum suspension
does it break if you carry an empty toolbox in the trunk?

>>17459315
Actually no, the setup was surprisingly robust, with the weak parts mostly being the optional air ride suspension that found it's way onto the cars. Easiest fix is actually Thunderbird/Cougar springs/shocks as a replacement.

>>17459317
That fucks the ride up

>>17459317
Air ride was an option on Mark VIIIs? That's weird, wasn't it standard on Mark VIIs?

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>>17449647
Muscle cars. Mustangs,GTOs,Monte Carlos,Firebirds,they know the power memes in those types either by the sound or by how some guy they used to know drove them.

In general though if it's to get a girls attention,just owning a car, ANY car, tends to impress your average woman. Unless she's a golddigger, in THAT case she's going to only be impressed by Cadillac Devilles or old school (ghetto) looking shit like that. Either way though you get extra fuccboi points for it having Bluetooth to ruin your speakers with their phones.

>>17459683
sounds like bullshit tbqh

I got a sexy wink from a milf who owned a new Alfa Romeo gt when I owned my 76 alfetta gt.

>>17449904
You don't date a women older than 35 for more than a month. You fuck their brains out as hard as possible because they are all sex starved animals, take whatever free meals and gifts she gives you then bail and move on to the next.

>>17449647
Who is this semen demon? Is there pronz?

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Edirty6 M3 for sure

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>>17449647
Base model white FWD Audi with cloth interior. Did I mention it has to be white?

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>>17462867
underrated
>VAG fangirls btfo

>>17458008
>this will get those rusty spigots leaking again

I'm a little grossed out right now

>>17463036
Fucking pansy faggot, do you need a tampon Martha?

>>17463036
>t. nancy

>buying a car to impress someone

you guys are never going to make it

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I just had an older woman gushing over my new vee-ate Challenger. I'd have invited her in for a ride and some succ but her husband was there.

>>17463154
>things that never happened:the post

>>17463154
You sleep with niggers?

>>17463177
Niggers are for fuckin, not breedin

>>17463273
That's all we needed. Thanks

>>17463273
burn the coal pay the toll

>>17463358
Oh I'm so sorry I hurt your delicate sensibilities sweetie, grow a fucking sack
>>17463364
I'll do with my slav-i-i mean my employees what I want to

>>17459232
>Truly amazing
Yeah it is

you can be driving a lambo grills will still spot your virgin walk when you get out

>>17449647
a clean and comfortable one honnda accord size or bigger unless you find one that likes to go fast, then a 911 or a corvette

>>17451957
Old money has nothing to do with being actually old you fucking idiot. It refers to generational wealth. So when I grown up and inherit my daddy's millions, some of which he inherited from his grand pappy...that is old money.

>>17463754
And you're an autist, I said I'd pretend to be old money, not to be old. It's way harder to pretend you're old unless you're an actor with a makeup team. Why would someone buy a W126 to pretend to be old? It makes no sense. The point is you pretend it was passed down to you by your rich family that traces its wealth to your fifth great-grandfather who was a British Lord who played used to play cricket with King George V.

>>17463794
>passing a car down
>in a rich family
>being this fucking pleb you have 0 concept of what old money even means

>>17463855
Seems like it's you who doesn't know. A Defender 90 with a country club sticker says "wealthy" louder than the last Hummer.

>>17463855
>hurr durr what are family jewels
>inb4 i was just pretending to be retarded

>>17463897
only when there's an 80 year old getting out of it

>>17463979
lmao found the nouveau riche

>>17463979
let me guess, you drive an Audi

>>17454077

Sybil Stallone

>>17463999
>>17464011
>no replies
ahahahah nouveau riche Audi driver confirmed by the mighty digits

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>>17464555
>by the mighty digits
>gets trips
How will the new rich larping as old money ever recover from this?

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Corolla 4WD, not even memeing. Women respect a guy who spends his money intelligently and is prepared to get out of bad terrain situations.

E30 M3

>>17464952
>LARPing
>on the internet
t. retard