need help im retarded

btw i hate this car the computer is a piece of shit apparently it thinksmy brakes and transmission are fucked even though it's currently running like a dream so im assuming the check engine light is another glitch in the system.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sBia9TOeFI

??? why even upload this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6_ydnLvJGM

hmm maybe this is it. idk wtf im doing but if it works this is now a volvo hate thread

Should be a harness in the firewall directly below your steering wheel

>>17448592
>volvo hate thread
What the fuck is up with the entertainment system and optical cabling shit

Makes it impossible to even add a shitty aux cable. My car doesn't have CD changer so it's quite impossible without changing 1) single CD to CD changer (costs a fortune, requires visit to dealer for reprogramming) or 2) changing the whole audio system for something else (costs even more)

>>17448647

swedish engineering? like yea lets bolt the battery to the trunk under your spare tire/picnic table because fuck you

>>17448623

found it.. check engine still on. thew up a bunch of codes i can post if you guys want. dont really care just trying to get it street legal so i can get a few thousand more miles out of the damn thing... one thing i cant complain about is the suspension. still handles like brand new... hopefully light shuts off randomly like it used to and i dont get pulled off in the process... ugh

>>17449050

pulled over i mean. would they tow the car or just fuck me over with a huge fine? it's not registered yet either obviously

>>17449040
why not put the first aid kit there as well

>>17448564
By law in Murica, the OBD2 port is required to be within 2 feet of the steering wheel. That's about 60cm for those of you on the cucktric system. Good luck huntin'

>>17448578
The MIL can mean anything from "Oh God, oh God the engine is going to die to meh, some overengineered doohickey needs its safe space". It's like a box of chocolates, you never do know what you're going to get...

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>>17448647
You're not gonna wanna hear this, but I bought and installed one of these on my '05 V70R:

http://gromaudio.com/

Plugs into the back of the stock head unit, and tricks the H/U into thinking the aux/bluetooth/whatever is the 10 disc changer.

I bought the BT-3, so my phone pairs, and the steering wheel controls still work.

>ITT: they didn't get an 850
>their OBDII plug isn't clearly marked
>on the center console
stay mad volvo plebs