Night Drives

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>Be me
>go to party
>pass out and sleep in my van because no beds in the house
>wake up around 4am
>delirious, hungover, tired
>start driving home
>pitch black
>on the highway doing 45mph in a 65mph because fuck it I'm all alone and fatigued and maybe still a little drunk
>out of nowhere a huge orange thing hits my windshield
>no idea what it was

>>17442544
Just kill yourself. Isn't even hard, might hurt for a minute.do it.

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>>17442564
Why would I? I'm comfy :3

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>>17442564
I can sleep in my CAR man. It's a HOUSE on wheels. How dope is that??

>>17442544
Try not to drive when you're drunk my dude, would suck if you can't drive because you're sitting in jail.

>>17442585
What kind of car? And correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that a van.

>>17442585
that does look pretty comfy, in a shitty sorta way

>>17442585
have you ever thought of a curtain? i would imagine is kind of high up so not a big deal but id still want that extra privacy

>>17442600
It would suck worse if he kills someone other than himself. He should just kill himself.

>>17442496
OP here, gonna try my best to not sound like a faggot:

>go to local night car meet for the first time
>too pussy to get out of shitbox bmw 330i (300k km on it, bought it for 2,000$)
>finally muster up courage to get out and look at cars
>mostly ricers in the sense of having an unneeded amount of stickers on their car.
>three hours pass before finally leaving the parking lot behind two show-off pickup trucks with hydraulics
>they go a shorter route but I take the route where most people do straights and loud revs
>meet up back at the two-lane "highway" of this god-forsaken island
>Killing My Love by Leslie Parrish starts playing
>weaving through traffic at 30km over the limit
>make a right with my first perfect heel-toe downshift
>get a great view of a nice ass in leggings while doing so, making me look like a full blown autist boiracer
>come to an intersection with a hard left turn in the form of an upside-down V
>didn't intend to skid, but skid anyways out of the turn
>race further, come to a turn that is recommended to slow down while doing
>ignore warning, hit a 30km turn at 60
>make it through, watching carefully for cops
>next intersection finally reach a red light
>turn down eurobeat to not look like a faggot if possible, still do anyways
>green light, perfect but slow manual start
>not revving high due to blown headgasket but still driving at 90km in a 50km neighborhood
>Come to 4-way stop and the song ends
>Save Me by Leslie Parrish plays
>"Oh fuck yes."
>my turn to go comes
>slow start again but gradually pick up speed
>pass a firebird
>see him picking up speed so I stomp on the gas
>Leave him behind cause he wasn't a faggot like me who pretends to be a boiracer
>Finally reach the place that inspired me to drive better where I lost in my daily automatic civic sedan to a toyota aristo
>Blast through
>close to home, make it count
>drive through neighborhood being the asshole who blasts music at 12:00am
>Finally reach home.

>go to first s/o/cal meet in OC last Friday
>/o/tists were pretty chill, they actually drive at a spirited pace through the canyons
>chilling in a parking lot at the end of the touge when a random wild miata pulls in with a "gf" that looks like walking clamydia
>guy looks like fucking mark zuckerberg
>let's call him zuck the cuck
>faggot goes on about taking all the turns with a racing line at 90 and how he's won money on that particular road
>he wants to roll with us to second touge location to "show us up"
>couldn't shake off the WRX wagon going back downhill
>tries to race the Vapelord, who wasn't even aware he was being challenged
>only manages to keep up with the WRX driving normally
>challenges the ISF in our group
>gets skullfucked
>tells us his "gf" was scared at the gas station we stop at
>S12fag calls his car gay
>"it's ghey until you lose sight of its taillights"
>zuck the cuck leaves with his tail between his legs, and we continue to the 2nd touge location

Miata drivers. You can't make this shit up.

>>17442858
In contrast, I saw a cute pair of girls roll up in an ok looking miata. Then some random dude came in about 15 mins later in a somewhat riced up miata

>>17442585
What kind of van senpai?

>>17442858
>Allahu Akbar

>>17443273
Ahh, guess I'll finish what the other guy started.

>get to dirt turnout off one of the side roads on Ortega
>sick ass view of the city lights, so there were a couple other cars chilling there too
>ISF has brought fireworks
>lights one and throws it
>an autist begins chanting allahu akbar
>everyone joins in when the firecracker goes off
>ISFnig lights another one
>snackbars get louder as it explodes
>two cars chilling beat it the fuck out of there
>many keks were had

Never change, nightc/o/re.

>>17443553
Fuck, wish there were /o/ meetups over where I live. This place is for hippies though and people that ruin delicas by driving them shittily

>be me, be riding home after a long day on my motorcycle
>it's dark, probably 6 or 7 in the evening
>feeling pretty tired, already done ~400km of twisty roads and have ~50km of highway to get me home
>humming down the highway at 120km/h, cool breeze on my neck
>road's pretty quiet, only the occasional car or truck to break up the monotony of engine and wind noise
>iPod decides to play this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq9FW6aqtA4
>road goes completely silent, it's just me, my bike and the road
>have a comfy moment
>feelsgudmayne.jog