Cars that make you diamonds.
Post them.
>>17440367
>>17440367
>sexual arrousal from a lump of metal
I want Mechanophilles to leave.
>>17440417
hhnnnngggh
>>17440447
Yeah, better deal with autismos >>17426620
>>17440631
it looks so bland in silver
>>17440662
Black doesn't really do the design any favors either, honestly. At least silver brings out the details a bit more.
But here, have a bright red one.
>>17440367
Is this an Alfa 75 QF???
>>17440417
Fuck the 25-year import ban.
>>17440989
I prefer the proportions of the 159 myself.
>>17440995
It was a hard choice to pick one over the other. I would love to own one of each.
>>17440756
this anon has great tastes.
>>17441018
I forgot to provide the thread great car porn:
Here is one of my favorite car ever.
>>17441056
>>17440989
T H I C C
>>17441065
Is that a fucking V10?
MUH DICK
>>17440367
Someone is selling the base version of one of these down the road, and I'm tempted mostly because it's price is dropping more and more, but then I realize it's an older Alfa in the US and if any issues crop up parts are going to cost an arm and a leg.
>>17441065
>You'll never own an Alfa Romeo 164 with a 3.5-litre V10 engine producing 620 bhp at 13300 rpm and weighing only 750 kg (1,653 lb).
I can only imagine the speed of that thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQigN057dMw
posting my folder. Sorry for my normie tastes.
>>17441098
>>17441086
I have several old Alfa's you can fix pretty much everything with an hammer and otherwise you can use Fiat, Lancia and Saab parts on the 164.
>Type four platform gloriousness.
There's a reason you can make a Salfa Romeaab.
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>>17441116
Shit I forgot the Saab 9000 was the same platform, and was probably sold here in better numbers than the Alfa version.
>>17441124
I know it's a racecar. But God damn I like me a mid engine Porsche.
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>>17441191
sorry for this one
>>17441105
They just unveiled (literally some hours ago) the 2018 model, the last one before the totally new one.
>>17441217
will stop with this one since nobody seems to be interested.
>>17441238
>>17441238
thanks based anon it looks awesome. I didn't like the last one so i'm happy about the design change.
>>17441247
The interior also has been heavily updated, although we don't have pictures for the moment.
A C126 will do aswell
>>17441258
Great. It's a shame that I'm a poorfag. I swear i'll get one one day.
>>17441268
For me its the "opposite" - I prefer the C126, but the C124 is right behind it
>>17441273
>>17441258
I imagine buttons are everywhere.
>Be Valet
>Have to park a Maserati GT
>Park neatly
>Remember Clarkson talking about Buttons behind the steering wheel.
>Try to feel them
>Six of them, all randomly placed.
>Press one button curiously
>Radio station changes over to static.
>Press another button
>Suddenly the map zooms out on the satnav
>Press another button
>Car trying to connect a bluetooth phone.
>Grab manual
>Doesn't explain
>Grab phone and search on the web
>Find Maserati owner forum with people asking questions about the buttons.
>Press first button one more time
>Satnav suddenly goes to Poland.
R U F
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F
>>17441240
disgusting
If not for the side mirrors, it would be perfect
>>17441344
w-why ?
>>17441328
>>17441380
Love the colour.
>>17441388
Same here. They had a few colorful examples at last years Geneva.
>>17441398
Noice.
>>17440853
this is shortstack porn
>>17440756
That car needs a rb25 swap right now.
literally my my dream combination.
Only if it has a spoiler.
>>17441481
i genuinely miss this disgusting 90s color scheme everything had back in the day.
>>17441500
Jap sporbikes had awesome paint schemes
>>17441520
That shit looks like a palette-swapped Solo "jazz" cup.
>>17441481
>Rake
This needs to come back in style, although i can't imagine it working on most modern cars
>>17441520
it honestly looks like complete trash, but i still miss it.
>>17441545
I'd love to start a small company to produce retro-styled cars, but I have no money and federal safety regulations would probably result in my designs having to look like trash to be roadworthy.
>>17441604
Make them kit cars? There gets around the regulations, and it's also upto other people to source the mechanical bits and shit.
Still expensive as fuck though.
>>17440662
In black it looks like it was designed by an East German border guard.
>>17441044
I just don't get the F40. Too wide, small wheels, overhangs too long, just overall no grace or power.
>>17441750
I would want a vehicle that I have a hand in to be production quality. Kit cars are absolute shit.
i just wanna drive a bronco like my daddy but /o/ told me it was a piece of shit
>>17441549
welcome to post-irony
>>17441970
they are unreliable as fuck
89 Lebaron gets my dick fat
>>17440793
Alfa 164 Quadro whatever
>>17441970
It's an american car, what do you expect?
pigfats btfo per usg
>>17440793
164 Quadrifoglio Verde / QV / Cloverleaf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETSpaLqk-0U
HOLD ME
Not avaliable in my country...
but guys this is a blue board
Any older Rover, I live on a farm so shit like this gets me zooted.
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>>17442307
The pizza planet truck too
>>17442314
wow, texturing was pretty good for the age of that movie
>>17441098
1960 and 61 blow the 59 styling away
>>17442314
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>>17441097
Holy fucking shit.
Can someone tell me more about this fucked up thing?
>>17443945
https://www.velocetoday.com/cars/cars_134.php
I saw that car at the Alfa Rome museum, it's a fucking monster.
>>17444104
Nice.
>>17440367
>>17440367
>>17441599
Shading looks like it's from a 2005 videogame.
>>17441599
>Arab prince gold
>>17441545
Imo I think new the current style Taurus looks like it sits with a bit of a rake stance, it could look good with it being more purposefully done
The first thing I go for when I'm out of college and have a job
>my benis
>>17446253
That is one fuck-ugly, dated looking piece of Italian SHIT.
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>>17446617
t. busrider
>>17447167
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>>17446470
id on this?
>>17441238
I have a massive erection.
>>17442175
WHATEVER LIES BEYOND THIS MOOOORNING IS A LITTLE LATER ON
I'd love to get up close and personal with this beauty
>>17446470
>when you absolutely positively must drive soldiers and a medic from one sand coast to another across a known mountain range in a snowstorm to calm a potential civil war by suppressing insurgent revolution while curing a disease
>>17447272
It's a jacked up Toyota Land Cruiser
Automotive equivalent of BDSM sessions.
>>17449078
How so?
>>17441520
Had?
>>17449080
Because driving TVR is like being forced to ride a fat spiky dildo - bittersweet mix of excitement, terror and borderline tolerable pain.
>>17447481
That thin tire look does not look good on that car at all, especially considering it's a rally car.
>>17449136
He has plenty of ground clearance anyway.
>>17449093
They used to be better. Tricolour always looks good though
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>>17449136
But it was also (and more successfully) a touring car. Anyways, the chrome is what makes the wheels look bad, not the tire profile.
Honda Elements make me absurdly happy. They make me just want to pack up and go on a trip and never come back.
>>17440989
Driving an alfa in Japan must be the coolest thing ever
>>17447167
Should have kept the wing for Hammond lol.
This beauty...
>>17449565
don't like the green though
too flashy
>>17449273
>make two door version of one of the sexiest sedan
>It looks like a AMC Gremlin
>>17441370
Wait, what?
>>17445304
>>17445308
Please remove/replace the disgusting safety bumpers.
>>17449649
Also.
Sexy
>>17449649
what did u say about 80s safety bumpers?
xD
>>17449662
More cars with this aesthetic?
>>17449922
>not posting the absolute madman variant
This all ain't shit.
>>17451057
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>>17451178
me likey
>>17440995
Looks like a shitty Mexican version of a Malibu
>>17442297
Camel trophy discos are my fetish and my dream car
>>17440367
My #1 dream car.
>>17451358
>sx/4
My nigga.