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>>17428292
You start

A man walks into the bar, the bartender says, "Hey, don't you usually drive your BMW through here?" And the man replies, "Yes, but it broke down today."

>>17428313
a horse walks into a bar, bartender says "hey why the long face"
horse replies "my wife has cancer"

>>17428312
haha, oh man that's hilarious

>>17428312
you can catch these memes a month early at 4chan on demand

>>17428312
The fuck? How do I get a Platinum account?

saged

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>>17428362

>>17428337
He got his dinner To Go.

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Personal favorite

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2" of snow in the south lmao

>>17428382
What's this famous monument supposed to look like?

>>17428382
lel
aussies are great

>>17428411
have you really not heard of mount panorama?

>>17428411
MOUNT PANORAMA

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>>17428409
Here's your average 4x4 Powerstroke and a Subaru STI in some slush.

>>17428409
i don't know why but this picture is hilarious

>>17428420
>>17428418
>spoon-feeding
I've never heard if it before today and I could still tell what it was supposed to say just by looking at the picture. Don't reward stupidity.

>>17428409
>>17428426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=942VXoWWWQI

>>17428418
>>17428420
I know nothing about Australia other than the Opera House, Mad Max, Emus, Utes, and terrifying wildlife.

>>17428444
its a pretty cool track
https://youtu.be/E6dCaKlcdjA?t=2m

>>17428409
I don't usually laugh.

But this got me.

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>>17428332
simply follow the description in the picture

>>17428378
I would totally call up Mango on this, buy it and paint it

bro it's from phoenix, there is probably not a spot of rust on that thing

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>>17428346

>>17428502

Thanks, emailed with proof of payment

>>17428409
why the fuck is there a fire

>>17428312
Lel

>>17428369
lost

>>17428350
top kek

>>17428409
>>17428426
>americans in snow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg8Iec-uG_c

>>17428437
Beautiful.

>>17428409
to be fair it was 2" of snow and glare ice on EVERYTHING

>>17429376
still doesn't make it okay

you shouldn't be driving if your car (and you) is prepared for the conditions

>>17428358
How does that happen?

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>>17428362
>Only 120 watts of Eurobeat

>>17429761
>the most cucked country on earth
they probably apologized to the police lmao

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>>17428344
>When Kim Kardashian designs a car

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>>17428371
>Look at car
>Read his shitpost
>Look at car again
>mfw

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>>17429744
>that's pretty fast nippon
oh wait
>kmh

>>17430061
The z06 is one of like 3 Ameritard cars that can steer. Give them a break lol. Even though the z06 has twice the CC and a bit more HP. FFS I can't unironically defend ameritard. Their "cars" are bad quality, 8l engine brute forcers that don't even fucking generate more HP than a 3l anything else. It doesn't steer, the electronics are way open and can be seen inside the wheel arches. On average, half the parts are bought from European manufacturers so they at least must be HALF good but they're not. They're low quality, poorly engineered piles of fucking rubbish. They're designed to pull people into finance scams which last a LOT longer than the fucking car ever will. And every manufacturer top-man has his dirty jewish hands in hollywood and the media to indoctrinate those inbred, double digit IQ, sister shagging, nappy wearing retards. Well done you idiots. Doing exactly what your masters tell you to.

>>17430146
Did you type that all out yourself or is that reworked pasta?

>>17430181
Never seen before but fucking saved. New pasta now

>>17430781
Why? Its just more garbage benchrace shitposting

>>17430950
Holy fuck hhaha

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>>17430950

>>17429744
i dont get it
150ks isnt that much, what am I supposed to be looking for here?

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>>17429775
It's from a film set genius, try using your eyes next time.

>>17428346
Whatever happened to mjet? I've not seen him in months. Did he finally kill himself?

>>17431401
I saw him the other day talking up his diesel punto

>it has so much torque and torque is the most important part of the car i can pass anyone in this based fiat

>>17431485
I once BTFO him so hard he disappeared for 90 minutes after posting a post a minute for like half an hour, and his comeback after 90 minutes amounted to "no u", to which he was then laughed off the board.

I like mjet, he makes me feel good about my shitbox. It might be a misfiring mile of shit, but it's not a diesel fiat

>>17429720
Lost.

>>17428502
this is some good bait yerrd

>>17428371
This isn't a cringe thread

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcUENPcPSbg
>mfw get outta here u fukn flies

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>>17433144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Lb7GH6ksw
>winnebago man 2: star wars boogaloo

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>>17428322
[angery intensifies]

>>17428382
absolute madmen

>>17428633
Hell I wouldn't even paint it. Bet your ass I'd be hooning around the toe gay in a hot pink Miata.

old gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc

>>17433223
>*muffled YMCA in the distance*

>>17433213
>Slowly zooms in on an engine for 5 minutes

>>17433616
I can't find a eurobeat cover of YMCA so have whatever this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBBcwDE_0lI

>>17431095
Seems rather like a rear suspension piece from vans.

>>17428371
Good for him

>>17428633
>painting it
>not embracing the cute pink miat
>not nicknaming it pinky

>>17430950
>>17431095
>tfw my car isnt equipped with any horsecocks

>>17428378

>It is very spicy
>Ask for Mango

What should I laugh at first?

>>17428945
i live in michigan and i remember laughing my ass off when i heard about this