After 2 years here, I still have no idea what a shitbox is. Is it a dirty / rusty car? Is it a very old car? Is it slow car?
Is it context dependent?
I've seen new BMW X1s with 10k mi on them be called "shitboxes". I've also seen generally spotless and high power Mustang foxbodies also called shitboxes. All I know is that the only car that is not a shitbox is a Twingo for some raisin.
What makes a car a shitbox and do you drive one, anon?
>>17427359
It has no set definition. An owner can call any car of theirs a shitbox here as a joke. A car can be a legitimate shitbox, being rusty, cheap, in need of other repairs, etc. A car made to be cheap a to b transportation like the Micra can be called a shitbox.
any car older than oh say 10 years is a shitbox
>>17427396
ueber shill bls go
I'd say a shitbox is a car that meets any of the following criteria:
*the car itself is extremely abundant
*the car has physical imperfections that ruin the appearance of the vehicle, such as pulled window gaskets or dented doors
*car has physical damage, like rust or large dents
*car has very basic features, like hand crank windows
*car was obviously neglected by previous owner(s)
*leaks fluid
*is basically a "point A to point B" car
*automatic trans
*front wheel drive
>>17427444
its funny because shitboxes are almost always manual
you are describing an econobox
Here, the classic shitbox car.
A Yugo. It slow, unreliable, poorly assembled, has fuck all for options or luxuries. It's a cold in the winter, hot in the summer, noisy, rattly, miserable little shit machine that's only barely better than taking the bus or buying a bicycle.
>>17427396
Go away child.
>>17427359
I don't believe it. It's that shitbox Dodge again!
It's a shitbox if you ever have to do maintenance on it yourself.
>>17427359
It's just a car that does nothing well and looks boring doing it. Age and condition are irrelevant, though they can enhance the shittiness.
>>17427444
>*the car has physical imperfections that ruin the appearance of the vehicle, such as pulled window gaskets or dented doors
>*car has physical damage, like rust or large dents
>*car has very basic features, like hand crank windows
>*front wheel drive
Any vehicle overmentioned here