Retro advertisement thread, post your favourites, lads!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6iota82Yq0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA40ZH0zyAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQm0shAHrVg
>>17426215
So what does SP stand for?
>>17426233
super poop
>>17426233
nothing
it just looked cool
(seriously it was never revealed)
>>17426090
DAMN all those gauges what a steal
>>17426304
My best guess is something along the lines of Sporting Purpose?
I will admit it does look cool
>>17426037
> seat belts and delivery charges extra.
>>17426233
sport maybe?
>>17426233
>rotary "engine"
>uses apex seals
Probably "Seal Problems".
>>17425985
Definitely would choose the cortina.
>>17426476
Poor Polonez
>>17425986
Shame that GM canned Pontiac while keeping Buick around, I guess we can thank China for that.
>>17426551
my sides
BTFO
T
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>>17426037
137 bhp from a 3.5L V8. Damn, British Leyland were shite.
>>17425912
AMC's ads are so cheesy they're awesome.
>tfw no sexy SX/4 to cuddle
Volvo ads were savage
>>17427578
Porsche has always brought the bantz, and more importantly, backed them up.
>>17427596
In the 80s BMW was downright sassy
I used to have this on my room door, still creepy
D U A L G A T E
>>17427631
jesus fucking christ
>>17427723
Stirred martinis are actually better, shaking the drink breaks off little pieces of ice, increasing the surface area and allowing it to melt faster resulting overall in a more watery drink.
Personally, I like martinis clean and super dry, they're actually a very nice drink that is in my opinion, the very best way to taste good gin.
Anyone got any of the Integra GS-R
>>17427837
no only this
>>17425897
You know this ad is true...
A E S T H E T I C
bamp
>Straya
>>17425897
any ferrari or mustang ads?
>>17426323
holy shit, savage
Ah damn finally a thread where I can dump all my fat arse brochures
austins farmacia
>yfw you'll never have a capri slut raw daggin you in the back seats
>>17427553
the volvo they are talking about with "close to a million miles" is still running actually. it now has 3 million miles.
>>17431142
>wastegate vents after the cat
wouldn't emissions go crazy over this?
>>17431152
it has its own little cat right before the pipes merge
Does this count as an ad?
>>17425932
>not buy that for a dollar.
>>17431208
3 skanks paid to pose with an old shitbox at a car show hardly makes an ad
not even from a brochure
Opel
now they knew what was up
>>17426104
8.9 seconds zero to 60. tok kek
>>17425912
71-74 Javelins look better.
>>17426090
Ads like this are why I've Never seen an Opel.
>wanting to buy a looser car
>>17427553
That's a pretty good ad if you are marketing to people interested in the market.
That blue chip isn't doing so great today though. poor ford.
>>17427596
>often in excess of 200 mph
How did they get away with this?
>>17427652
Holy fuck that is expensive.
>>17430944
should've used this tagline on the Grand National if GM wasn't so intent on hiding it
>>17431342
The hypereutectic piston year. No thanks.
do promoshots count?
(the street shown in this ad was famous for street racing in the musclecar days and this ad was considered controversial for somewhat perpetuating illegal racing)
>>17431449
>there are people who browse this board who don't know about woodward
>home of the dream cruise, the largest car meet in the world
I better see some of you fuckers there this year
>>17431474
I only know about Woodward because of an old Car and Driver magazine talking about the scene in the mid 70s
dream cruise doesnt interest me in the slightest tho and plenty of people dont give a shit about muscle so its not too surprising that people dont know about it
>>17431487
It's not just muscle. Though that is certainly the majority, I've seen a really large variety of cool stuff there.
coolest thing I've seen there would probably be a white vector W8
>>17427985
needs more statues
>>17431610
no it doesn't
it is an advertisement, not some meme shitpost
pic from original ad in the IPD lobby
>>17431619
>being this salty
wew lad, thanks for the (You)
>>17431757
ulgh 155 hp 5.0 v8. That's breddy rough.
A E S T H E T I C ? ? ?
>>17431762
Funny cause the same(ish) 302 5.0 with the aluminum headers in the mustang was rated at 200hp
Even the older models were faster than the thunderbird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPdjeYx9Sek
It's gotta be a Dodge.
>>17426215
>>17426233
>>17426304
I've seen this ad in an old article used as an example of subliminal advertising (you know where the word SEX is hidden in magazine ads and stuff...was big in the 1970s) The page was claiming that if you flip the RX-3SP you can see S-3X which reads as SEX, and that they had named the car that way for subliminal purposes to get people thinking about sex (it was later pretty much concluded subliminal print just didn't work...)
Whether Mazda and the ad execs thought it through to that extent or not who knows...probably just a coincidence coming from the meaningless extra letters.
>>17426533
GM was planning to basically castrate Pontiac of its performance heritage and turn it into Scion. Be thankful it died with some dignity.
>>17425897
why is Moot behind the wheel?
>>17425897
>>17433774
Its because he is anon, your just not looking hard enough....here have a look.
OP delet your image, I got the new macro
>>17431142
and still not enough to make it reliable
excellent ad anyway
>>17426650
ayup. BL are a running joke in the UK now.
>>17429736
>i can outrun the pain
>but i can't outrun the apex seals
>>17425897
>Gripping the shifter like that
Jesus Christ son
>>17426304
>Automatic transmission is not available in EPA high altitude counties.
FREEDOM
>>17435257
now that is aeasthetic
>>17435354
hows this
>>17435245
>no turquoise or pink
>no statues
>no flying shapes or palm trees
>>17431311
that's obv photoshopped
>>17433774
>>17433821
What is a moot?
>>17427941
you can't replace check engine light though!
>>17435485
now thats just too minimalistic.
>>17426090
i know were one is. its junked at a airsoft field near LA
>>17436621
wat?
come on dude I know your just b8'in........right?
how new are you anon?
>>17437309
>b8'in
Is this some kind of chess thing? Like "knight to b8"?
Is moot a chess?
>>17425932
Was the 8.2 mpg marketed as high MPG or as a joke for low MPG?
>>17425986
>fastest model had 400CID (6.4L) engine
>made 220 hp
Who the fuck was stupid enough to fall for this shit?
>>17436621
an Indonesian rice farmer known for his contributions to the Western world
>>17437974
Moot is the Creator and former owner of 4chan dingus, did you come straight off a /r/ trump bandwagon or something?
This feels like b8 picrelated
>>17425986
'There's a Firebird for every puporse' except cornering
>>17425897