post cars people think are fast but are actually slower than minivans

>>17421632
Yours

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>>17421634

nah, i drive an e46 m3 with headers tune and eisenmann exhaust

My GT86

>Be at stoplight in my newly leased 86
>Some kid in his mom's minivan rolls up to me
>He revs at me
>"Surely you jest?"
>I take off as soon as the light turns green
>Initially I am ahead, but he manages to pull ahead
>I'm trying to shift, but the shift boot is just for looks
>Car eventually shifts into 3rd, but he's already long gone
>Pull into a gas station a few miles ahead
>See him and his friends
>They're walking out with slurpees when they see me
>They all laugh at me and call me a cuckboi
>Get back in the car and drive until I run out of gas
>A few minutes after I run out of gas I see them again
>This time they get out and beat me up
>Leave me on the side of the road to die
>Mom comes and picks me up a few minutes later
Worst day of my life.

>>17421650
Bread on hood or you're a busrider making shit threads.

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Seeing these get blown out on the highway by accord v6s' is funny as fuck.

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350z

every scion

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.

because quarter miles and 0-60s are the most important

stop shitposting

>>17421825

fuck off ricer

>>17421837
sperg more

>>17421825
a 180sx would shit on a minivan around a track dude

>>17421700
>3,500 LBS rwd car with a smog-restricted sohc v6 squeezing out 200hp with a turbo
>is beaten by a 3,000 lbs fwd na v6 with 250hp

wow

>>17421825
Don't even reply to these threads.

>>17421652
At least you tried

>>17421846
if you could find a 180sx that still has a working rear diff and doesn't have a retarded suspension setup maybe

>>17421856
Yeah, that's the point, some people think they're fast, but they aren't.

>>17421803
B-but m-muh track day bro?

Mine tbqhf, and I don't give a fuck

>>17421714
stanced it will be slow as shit

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>>17421918
fuck off with that. only the evo III even is close to quick, and is not fast.

>>17421946

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYxwgmACJMY

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This one is the saddest

>>17421952
Part of me wishes that trailer would rocket off after being flung around at over 200km/h, just so the dickhead driver would be in jail for manslaughter for half his life.

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What about cars that people think are slow but are actually hektik godmachines?

>>17421951
I'm agreeing with you, I was parroting the defenders of it.

>>17422002
That's a lot of highly tuned diesel trucks. Some of those fuckers are quick off the line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEpdZsMv4ks

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>>17422016
>1,500 horses
>4wd
>still slower than an 840hp RWD Demon

>>17421670
Only on /o/ does someone need bread on hood to prove owning a $15k car

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>non-SC

>>17421856
>3,500 LBS rwd car with a smog-restricted sohc v6 squeezing out 200hp with a turbo
>sohc v6
what

>>17421670
what the fuck do you think e46 m3s are worth nigger

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provided its required to race a lap of the nurburgring

>>17422115
I have some questions about this picture.

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>>17421910
There is more to a fun car than "being fast" (in a straight line)

>>17422029
It's not though. 1500hp diesels run low 9's at the strip. The Demon is barely high 9's. Production can't match modified at the drag strip no matter what promotion videos tell you.

>>17421632
Who the fuck says a 240sx is fast? Literally nobody, about the same amount of people who say Civics are fast.

>>17422203
But civics are fast as fuck, all they need are a few simple mods

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I feel bad for everyone that owns these things. Especially those who try to race me and think they can beat a sedan.

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>>17421632
Non- turbo

>>17421650
so

>>17422211
225 HP =/= fast

>>17421968
i live next to the president of a subaru club in arizona who talks shit like a 16 year old about anything thats not subaru. Theyre fun to drive but are just not that great.

>>17422254
idk. i have a boosted b18 honda del sol i built from a junkyard buy. its my DD and i can hang or kill any of the higher end cars on the freeway in scottsdale. i only lost to the hellcat.

>>17422150
Yes but the 300z isn't even good around corners either, it's boarish as far as handling goes.

>>17422288
yeah but its fun on the freeway. if you have some time and a few grand its a fucking great vehicle.

>>17422272
Video??

>>17422297
Literally look up a boosted b18 on youtube, they are fucking quick. I doubt his is any different

>>17421652
>things that never happened for 300

>>17422226
It's plenty fast for muh DORIFUTO. In fact the world drift record is set in that car.

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>>17421856
>3,500 LBS rwd car with a smog-restricted sohc v6 squeezing out 200hp with a turbo

>>17421688

>392
>slower than a van
>0-60 in sub 5 seconds

k

>>17422083
can confirm. Just bought one, and it's slower than my corolla

but holy fuck is it fun to drive

>>17422591
>what is satire for 500

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Everyone who drives one of these in my city thinks they are hot shit and always wants to race

>>17421856
The NA is 222 hp. The turbo is 300 hp. Ask me how I know.

>>17422211
>>17422296
They handle well. Enough of this ignorance.

>>17422228
Shut up, the fc rx7 is a good car

>>17422664
you forgot

>weighs more than a fucking SUV

>>17421700
Lol the turbos are fast as shit.

>>17423310
RCR ?

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Hi

>>17421632
My S13 is slow as shit but is still so fun to drive.

>>17423376
That's a 944 you fucking half wit

When will stoplight racing know nothings leave this board forever

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>>17423667
I think i know an rx7 when i see one budy

>>17423732
Nice Starion bro

>>17421951
>>17421803
>a 4 cylinder car from 1985 is not fast by todays standards
really? wew

>>17422597

Is being the best at taking a turn like a retard supposed to be impressive?

Garbage thread filled with garbage posters

>>17423381

you forgot

>can fit 3-4 comfortably and all their luggage
>gets ~30mpg highway for road trips

I don't care that it's heavy if it can pass 95% of the cars on the road without breaking a sweat, you benchracing faggot.

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>>17423667

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>>17422591

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>>17423667
>thatsthejoke.png

>>17422072
I don't care how cheap it is, if you make shit threads like these you're most likely a busrider.

>>17423667
Luterally summer

>>17423372
I thought it was the Z31, which actually IS a SOHC V6.

>>17423825
>taking a turn like a retard
You realize there is an entire sport centered around drifting
>D1 Grand Prix
>Formula D

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>>17422591
>>17424686
I wrote that so poorly I might as well be retarded. I'm so retarded that I even messed up this post and deleted the previous version.

>>17421652
>I'm trying to shift, but the shift boot is just for looks

Kek

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>Express mail

naw

>>17423332
I'm sorry you live in such a city.

>>17427771

There's also entire sports centered around throwing rocks down icy lanes, keeping a ferret in your pants for as long as possible, and racing crabs. Doesn't make it any less stupid.

>>17427945
It's a very popular sport. Just because you're autistic. Doesn't mean it's stupid.

There are a lot of people in my town who think their miatas are sportscars and they drive them accordingly. It gets bad on the north south thoroughfare.

>>17428070

>two appeals to popularity in a row

you really are special aren't you

>>17422083
except no one thinks those are fast

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>>17422597
>world drift record
this is a thing? really?

>>17428172
Miata drivers do.

>>17428160
You're pretty autistic aren't you. It generates millions yearly and you're all like "HURR DURR MOTORSPORT IS FOR FAGS".

>>17428180
Yup, submitted to the Guinness book. The dude drifted for just under 6 hours straight.

>>17428276
>submitted to the Guinness book

kek that's not a real world record then

anybody can get into that shitty book

>>17422072
buying it does not equal owning it in normal terms. A fucking 7 series from year 2000 costs less than my chrysler neon where I live, because a clutch repair on that 7 series is a few grand

>>17428273

>yet another appeal to popularity

you don't really understand how to argue do you

>>17428285
Are you one of them normie haters or something?

>>17428285
>>17428160
You're the special one here mate. Your're retarded ass opinion isn't shared by anybody.

>>17427771
>sport
>drifting
lel

>>17428305
Really? Like really? Why do people become so autistic when they become anons. Jesus is it that hard to be a functioning human being?

>>17428291

This has nothing to do with "normies" or whatever fad you retards come up with

Appeals to popularity are fallacious, that's something this mong doesn't understand for some reason. wew lad

>>17428338
>this much edginess
Just because you don't like anything in this world doesn't mean it's stupid. Things are popular because people like them. Showing that something is popular is a way to say to autists like you that, "hey, it's probably not as bad as you think". But you have very haughty attitude and have this thought process that "if normal people like it, that's means it's for fags". Ofc, you're still gonna come back and say shit like "HURR DURR APPEALING TO POPULARITY. I KNOW BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU".

>>17421688
nice color on this one
>>17423381
it probably does when you consider some unibody compact cuckmachine like the CR-V an SUV

>>17428375

I hope you're not serious

I don't know why you're so caught up on your delusions of me being counterculture. I'm not saying drifting is retarded because it's popular at the moment. I'm saying you're retarded for arguing that drifting is good because it's popular. It's taken you like 5 posts and you still don't get it. I'm starting to think you're actually mentally retarded. Look up the appeal to popularity fallacy, then kill yourself.

>>17424670
have you been in one anon? I haven't got the chance yet and I was wondering if the backseat actually has decent room.

>>17421714
i usually hate stance but this looks kinda cool

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>>17423332

I drive a v6 Camry and love fucking with these guys. Civic SI's too, since my car is surprisingly faster than them

>mfw slowly start pulling away from a screaming fartcan bitchboi
>I can feel their anal rage increasing

>>17428440
Wow, look at that deflection. I said the car was great at drifting, I said NOTHING ELSE. YOU came swooping in saying drifting is retarded. I said there is an entire motorsport culture centered around it. YOU brought up rock throwing, like that's even a comparison. Also, I finally understand how you're retarded ass thinks.
>drifting is good because it's popular
YOU FUCKING IDIOT. IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND. It's popular BECAUSE it's entertaining. I've been saying that this ENTIRE time. In most scenarios, things become popular because they are fun/entertaining. That's why your examples of rock throwing and crab racing don't have significant awareness, because they aren't that entertaining to most people. Holy shit you really need to kill yourself.

>>17428440
Lmao deflection is real. BAKA desu senpai.

>>17421650
>i drive an e46 m3
oink

t. e36 m3

>>17428543

That first post wasn't me you mong. My first post was when I called out your fallacious reasoning.
And that's exactly what you were arguing, don't try saying otherwise. It's time to start tying that noose.

>>17428547

Kill yourself.

>>17428596
Attack me all you want, no problems here just pointing it out.

>>17428621

Pointing what out? There was no deflection, just retards with no reading comprehension as usual.

>>17428596
Ok, no way I should know that first post isn't you. Fair enough, but you are still deflecting. It's not a fallacy because you yourself have it backwards. The drifiting motorsport is popular because it's entertaining. You seem to have it stuck in your head that it's good because it's popular. Fix that and then kill yourself.

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>>17428628
lmao, you're the one with no reading comprehension. I pointed to it's popularity to show you that people continue to watch it because they like it and because it's entertaining. But you're retarded ass interpreted it in a way that I didn't even know was possible.

>>17428641

I'm not deflecting. Your argument was "drifting is good, because there's a whole sport focused around it". Appeal to popularity fallacy. Your second argument was "it's a popular sport". Do I have to spell it out for you? Since your mong ass clearly can't operate a computer, I'll even link it here for you: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argumentum_ad_populum

Drifting is a faggy trend that'll die out as quickly as it caught on (inb4 it's so le popular in my superior wapan - I'm obviously talking about the west where it's only been around since the turn of the century seeing as you lack reading comprehension), but that's not relevant to what I was posting about. I only ever wanted to point out your sheer stupidity at claiming something must be good because it's popular. And don't even try to say that's not what you were doing, that's already been addressed above.

I strongly urge you to consider suicide. This will be my last post in this thread. You lose.

>>17428667
>You lose
Again, you continue to say this fallacy crap when I keep telling you that you fucking read it wrong. Holy fucking shit. Drifting competitions have existed since the 80s, 30 years on they are still going strong. So there goes your argument of it dying. Also, do you realize that fallacy can be literally applied to everything and anything? Trends and popularity are based on what the majority like, going against that is called "counterculture". Which funny enough, is exactly what you're doing. Don't just Google things and throw it at people.

>>17428667
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA. Look at this faggot. Claiming appeal on the other people while he does it himself. >>17427945
Rock throwing, ferrets, crab, proposing that it's stupid because you and other people think it's stupid. Everything you have said in this thread is proven invalid now. Maybe I should help YOU with that noose.

>>17428278
It's recognized board globally. There is no other recording like it. It's legit.

>>17423825
>>17427945
>>17428160
>>17428285
>>17428305
>>17428338
>>17428440
>>17428596
>>17428628
>>17428667
Please leave 4chan and never come back. You have no clue what fallacy even means. You just read a wiki definition and wanted to apply your newfound "knowledge" and failed horribly. Like the other guy said, you are the definition of counterculture.

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>>17421700
These are nice looking cars. Ahead of time.

>>17421632
180sx is pretty quick when modified.

Even just with more boost, bigger exhaust and a tune they go alright.

>>17421632
.....No one thinkgs a 240sx is fast.
>>17421650
true

>>17421688
autism

>>17421700
NA is slow
TT is not. No one thinks the NA is fast.

>>17421714
true
>>17421803
It was good for its time
>>17421968
autism
>>17422083
No one has ever said they are fast, just fun
>>17422226
true
>>17422228
No one thinks the NA is fast
>>17423332
weirdly true

>>17428743
This is the dumbest chart ever. Is it just going to ignore the definition of sport?

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>>17421714
>at local track turns a lap time akin to a 90whp 1.6 stock miata on all season tires while riding on """performance""" all seasons
can confirm
t. stock 350z owner
t. previously stock 1.6 miata owner

pictured both of them, still friends with the miata's current owner