Car stories thread!

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I'll start
> air con stops working suddenly
> only warm air comes out
> it's 35 degrees outside
> open up a Russian banya in my car
> go to car mechanic next to the house
> "ah yes vve rechardj and alles funktioniert ok"
> they recharge it, it takes two hours
> "oh sorry mein freund for your wait, bwat we see zat your air con is kaput"
> "OK, so what do I do?"
> "you can change it, for around 500-600 euros"
> fucking shitcar costs no more than 3000 eurobubels
> "or probably it's a magnetic bearing which costs 100 eyropeshekels to repair"
> Ok, can you do that?
> "Nein, sorry, you have to go to Bosch for that"
> says he's not gonna take money for refill, cuz I waited too long
> it's nice but my ac is still dead
> call Bosch
> "hey can I come by to fix ac"
> "ah yes, third of July we have time"
> fuck my life