Which are you?

This thread again?

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>>17404578
I'm going to a concert tonight with a qt3.14 I met at a fire a couple weeks ago, we talked about cars a lot. She said "wow your car is turbocharged?!" After I said it out of the blue, autistically as if it's normal for someone to try and brag to some random chick about their turbo. For once my autism strengthened me.

>>17404604
Her vagina will dry when you show up with your /o/ approved turbo twingo

>>17404604
I'm still waiting for my touge bf tbhq senpai.

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>>17404619
It's a cute but not cute as twingi :( hopefully her hole will still be drier than a canyon

>>17404638
What the fuck is that? A disabled Demio?

U aint gonna fuck son

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>>17404656
We taking an uber from her place to drink before the concert and she said for me to stay at her place tonight. P sure smashing, will try to covertly make a sex clip 4ubb.

>>17404691
>uber

>fucking

>euthanasia

Pick one

>Does the love of your life get fucked by a Toyota driver?
yes, sadly

>>17404807
>driving drunk in downtown with checkpoints. Go to jail and get fuck from tyrone.
Or
>taking an uber 15 minutes to concert, having good time, go back and fuck grill jail free.
Hard choices m8

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You have 30 seconds to prove to me that no new car costing under $50k will get you more pussy than pic related.

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>>17404825
>that bumper mod
No puss puss 4u

>>17404825
You have to remove that yellow bumper sticker to enter the vagina

Also a 3rd hand 2006 5 series can get you puss for $10k

>>17404825
It's a nigger mobile or mid life crisis car

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>>17404860
>>17404825
You guys don't really know much about slaying pussy

>>17404927
Maybe fat obese cottage cheese body white trash pussy

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>>17404927
Quality over quantity bro

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>>17404927
Neither do you driving an f150 lmao

take your bitch truck somewhere else

>>17404939
Don't forget the fake blonde hair, chub aka thicc, man shoulders, man jaw, and saggy fat girl tits made to look fucking amazing by a carefully chosen bra.

You can guess a truck guy's girl almost as easily as you can guess a miata guy's girl

>A: doesn't exist
>B: is a dude
>C: is an asian you could easily mistake for a dude

>>17404949
Lol your shitbox is BTFO by that F150 in every way possible. Also..

>yellow

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>>17404943
'Cleen' honda shitboxes never fail. Also the rear seat is roomy and comfy as fuck.

>>17404836
>>17404860
The yellow things are protective from the factory. You take them off when you buy the car.

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>tfw love my life gets fucked by a Ford Escape Hybrid driver

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>>17404939
>>17404943
>>17404968
k

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I know for a fact there was a girl who this guy considered to be the only woman he ever had serious romantic feelings for.

I drive a rav4, and slept with her.

so yeah, the love of someone's life got fucked by a toyota driver.

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>>17405511
>tfw love of my life gets fucked by a bus rider in a frat

>>17405581
Why did you cuck someone ?

>>17405847
they weren't together. He was just a creepy neet with greasy hair who claims he's only loved her, but she never felt the same. in fact, she hated him.

>>17404638
what a qt

>>17404578
virgin drive, but with eurobeat blasting

>>17405914
You ruined his life forever

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>tfw mixture of both

>>17404895
>nigger mobile
Niggers can't afford $40k+ cars

>mid life crisis
I'm 22. Actually 44 sounds like a good time to go, so I'll give you this one.

I drive a 98 Mustang GT, tons of stancefags and cunts with rich parents always try and race me, but I never race on public roads, usually just cruise around. Fucking love DDing a V8

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Figure it out

>>17407705
you get fucked by toyota drivers

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>>17405511

>tfw the love of my love moved to the big city and now fucks a hipster nigger who drives an 80's mercedes

>>17404691
Didya ever get that sex video? Asking for a friend

>>17404927
>truck cucks thinking they're driving anything other than the male equivalent of an SUV

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>>17411093
>tfw i'm a male that drives a SUV

>>17405139
>You take them off when you buy the car
I left on mine, I like the look of it.

>>17405551
Yeah, quality over quantity.