ShitB/o/x rate thread

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>>17396740
sharon mobile/10
>>17396806
nice [slaps knee and hyucks]

>>17396806
>no unibody
What are you, practical?

>>17397055
That's not a shitbox

>>17397122
?

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how do i shine a turd?

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>>17397156
>thinks c30 isn't a hot hatch
you are fucking up royal

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>>17396740
How is it, really?
>>17396806
Love it.
>>17397055
Too boyracer for me, but I can see someone liking it.
>>17397160
Get a hood.

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>>17397169
how the fuck am i gonna baste the engine with the hood on?

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>>17397160
I love wagons. 7
>>17397055
If that's what you call a shitbox i'd like to see what you think is an actually decent car. That thing looks like a luxury car to me. 5
>>17397169
Fix the offset on your rear wheel and you're golden. 8
>>17396806
Nice clean classic. 9
>>17396740
Sexy soccermom mobile. 6

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Taken after a house jumped in front of me.

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>>17397213
Oh shit older pic than I thought. Just wanted to give another pic than usual. Here's as it stands today.

>>17397164
>hot hatch
>fwd
>not the SEMA concept

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>>17397200
>old
>blue
>round headlights

That's my kind of vehicle, anon.

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>>17396740
Ok.

>>17396806
I'm still jealous of your paint.

>>17397169
Your rear fitment is concerning.

>>17397200
I'm diggin the wheels.

>>17397474
Yes.

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My Focus

>>17397579
Go snap oversteer off a cliff.

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>tfw you have no vtec

>>17397601
no oversteer
only understeer

>>17396740
pontiac montanas were pretty cool i miss the 90s

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>>17397160
nice bushbasher man6
>>17397169
it looks like your axles are longer than your wheelbase 4
>>17397198
teacher car 6
>>17397200
hot 7
>>17397213
got a blowjob in one of those 8
>>17397222
not enough window stickers 5
>>17397237
the kind of car that looks good enough for you to feel bad if you break it 5
>>17397238
everything about this is perfectly mediocre besides the wheels 6
>>17397474
it just wont die. 8
>>17397613
best kind of shitbox. Not korean, and reliable.


What do you muricans think of my bby?
It's a Ford Falcon xd (Fairmont Ghia).

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Here's three of the ones I own.

>>17397700

>Kraken rum

Nice.

>>17397707
I honestly don't drink it that often, but the design is nice, and goes well with the hennessy design I made, which I drink a fuck ton more of

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>>17397619
You're supposed to have the P-plate on both the front AND back anon. You don't want to be breaking the law now, do you?

>>17397735
Skyline?

>>17397741
Yep.

>>17397619
Also I just noticed the second P at the very top right corner. Fuck I'm retarded.

>>17397742
Fuck outa here m8, that's not a shitbox.

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>>17397743
Anon, you don't know the half of it.

But at least it's faster than a GT86, and that's good enough for me.

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any other french car fags in here

>>17396740
What is it about shitty cars that makes me so happy.

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>>17397858
Frog shitbox here

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>>17397858

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its been off the road for too long

ChrisFix'd my headlamps. Believe the Subaru has an intake leak or vacuum leak. Pretty sure the intercooler to turbo is leaking and I believe I hear a vacuum leak as well.

Going to a pick n pull sometime this week to pull a bumper for my Safari so I can sell it. Undecided on whether or not I'm selling the sound system out of the van or keeping it.
>Part of me wants to keep the van for more adventures

Then pulling parts from the parts Buick for the commuter Buick. Need a CV axle and I'll see what else I want while I'm in there.

Picking up an ORV sticker for the Blazer as well today or tomorrow.

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>>17397935

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>>17397935
Safari, mah nigga. Used to have one, with a little tv in it before tvs in cars were big. Had a ps1 hooked to it.

Vans are the shit. This one I have now is so plush and inviting on the inside.

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>>17398018
I wish I had a Suburban or Blazer of that style, I just love the front end and boxiness of them.

Here's my shitbox.

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>>17398045
Fucking georgia. So glad I'm not there anymore, fuck that humidity.
My family used to have that flag, we put it on the back of my brothers 2500, someone literally burned it. If I ever find out who it was, I'd be in jail. And I'm not even a huge southern pride guy.

But the K5 is awesome, been sitting for quite some time tho cause it needs a new engine.

>>17398045
t. president of the cousin fucking and losing wars association

>>17398067
You'd fuck your cousins too if they were fine as hell. Not to mention what else are you supposed to do innawoods

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'95 MX-5 5-speed
>227,000 mi. (365,000 km.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXxdB5KHMso

>>17398111
Those miles.
Congrats man, hope you can get it to 300k

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14 years old and still going strong. Taking her to the mechanic right now for a timing belt noise check.

>>17398045
>>17398120
Mah trugg is at 497,000 miles (roughly 800,000km) and still moving, but it's an old as shit throttle body injected 200hp chebby 350 V8. Good luck to you in your high mileage endeavors.

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rate my new car - 600€ for a 2.0 with the turbo from an Aero model.

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>>17398018
Vans are maximum comfy with an extreme amount of practically.

Grandpa had an old Econoline van with a TV in it. I know the luxury of having a gaming console on a road trip. Those seats look extremely plush in your picture. Interior pictures?

This Safari was extremely nice until last winter. I grew tired of working on it so I didn't wash it all winter long. Paying the price as the rockers are gone, rear bumper bracket is deteriorating, and the front bumper is practically gone.
>Slammed the rear bumper ascending a hill and the bracket gave out
>The hitch snapped in half two years ago after falling into a hole in my grandma's driveway >Someone tried to plow her driveway when the frost came out and buried the plow truck in a nasty muck hole
>I was unaware and idled into it and then made the situation worse by trying to crawl out, nearly made it until the TCase gave away

It's a beast in the trails, minus the lack of ground clearance and the lengthy wheelbase. Literally lived out of it all summer long last year. Had numerous computer fans, my desktop PC, and a 32" TV. Big invertor and numerous deep cycle batteries kept me entertained.

I'll definitely buy another van someday.

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>>17396740
This piece of shit was sold for 5,000$ in 1988 and looked it.

>>17397693
I'd rate your car beautiful if it wasn't for the rust. So I'll have to give it a solid/10. Great aesthetic, but it needs some love.

>>17397718
Impressive, a true /o/ shitbox.

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I can explain!
Got the gto cause ls swaps are cool according to social group but apparently its not cool to just buy an ls vehicle...
Got the 335 cause i wanted a turbo car without smog issues but apparently shoulda bought a subaru...
Still like them both though.

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Not mine, but it's identical. Just add a couple mom stickers and a bike rack.

Is it really a shitbox, or do I just hate it because I've been sitting in the same car for 15 years, and now that I actually drive it, it's really underpowered, plus the two kids that have been riding around in it for all that time were two reckless slobs that have totally trashed the interior, also it looks dumb.

>>17398700
It does look dumb. You probably look dumb driving it.

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Does this count as shitbox

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>>17398700
Story related:
>mom's about to take us kids to school
>she always punches the ceiling light to turn it on, so I do the same to be funny
>tiny love tap, barely enough to register as painful if I hit someone
>fucking thing breaks
All those other times my mom punched the shit out of that light, and the first time I do it, it breaks. She used to be a real bitch, so of course she's screaming right in my ear saying she won't leave until I fix the light. I'm crying, pleading with her to take me to school since I actually cared about my future back then, and she expects me to have an electrician's skills and tools handy.
>tfw 5 minutes late to school
>tfw the teacher asks if you were crying
>tfw my mom broke the other light not one week later
>tfw it's funny if she does it

>>17398709
It's hard to look dumb when I'm going 35 over the speed limit

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>>17398528
Learn to park you mong. Both your cars have rash on the front lip and I bet you wheels have a fuck ton of curb rash too.

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>>17398738
If you're going 35 over any speed limit in that hunk of junk you don't just look dumb- you are dumb.

>>17398172
i tought the first generation of 9-3 Aero used all a 2.3l didnt know you could get good power without a tune with a swapped turbo.

i dd a 9-3SS 207L. welcome

>>17398762
The gto doesnt have rash. Its paint cracked from where i had a front license plate zip tied to the lower grill after a parking ticket. Lots of rock chips too from being driven back and forth from california to florida a few times. Also barely survived parking on the streets in los angeles. Grills and badges were even stolen once. Bmws rashed to shit. Used car that i kinda bought impulsively.

>>17397613
YESSSSS

>>17397213
Tell me it's got the fender skirts, Anon

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It's been my dd for over 12 years now, but I'm getting an itch for something different. Which would be really stupid of me to do because the car is in great condition. Knowing my stupid ass, I would sell it my dd and get something that would need all sorts of mechanical work done to it.

>>17400377
very sex

>>17400377
This is my fear. In the future at least. Atm I'm driving a severely abused old shitbox so it really can't get any worse

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>tfw manically checking every particle of my soft top for leaks

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>>17397914
two Twingos :D

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>>17398131
yeah boi

Darn.
Would like to post, but it's not a shitbox.

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I traded him in for a non shitbox back in April, after all of our special moments and unexpected scenic trips to the highway shoulder... I'm so sad ;_;

>>17398379
Christ, are there still some of these on the road?

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1/2
>>17396740
minivans are always dope
>>17397055
always loved the sleek shape of those
>>17397160
haven't seen one of those around here in ages
>>17397213
nice b-body
>>17397474
>>17397613
bolbos <3
>>17397553
square bodies are sex
>>17397693
never seen one of those but very aesthetic
>>17398721
any 00s gm is a shitbox

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>>17401244

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i feel bad now for neglecting my vw in the back.
but the blower is really weak and has no ac.

>>17403131
time to sell it and buy a fully loaded one.

>>17403282
How many times a day do you get pulled over in that?

>>17403282
i love it holy shit this thing is perfect please post more pics this is a absolute beast

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>>17403288
you can't pull over someone who is already broken down anon.

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>>17397160
nice. wish mine had the v6, love wagons too.

here's mine. had windows tinted recently

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>>17403282
>>17403378
Fine lookin' automobile, boys. Have you tried checking the carbonator? It aint exactly rocket appliances but worst case Ontario she ends up exactly as broken as she is now.

>>17403378
please tell me you drive this. you must drive this the normies will look in absolute disgust

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>>17403723
the normies are drunk in the backseat.

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>>17396740