Because you are too dumb to fly a plane
that's a helicopter retard
also i know this is bait but planes are really easy to fly tbqh famalam
>>17395263
Or maybe because planes are fucking hundreds of thousands more and you can't park them anywhere near your house or drive them to buy liquor.
>posts a helicoptor
flying them cant be too hard Ive been playing flight sims my whole life and I do fine
>$150 per flight hour
If I wasn't legally blind in one eye I would be. I would also be the only astronaut, fireman, active duty pilot in the military but alas, woe is me.
>>17395263
I drive a car because the AS department at my school is filled with a multitude of mouth-breathers who can't understand Math past a high school level.
>>17395282
How about landing a plane?
>>17395385
Even easier. Just point it downwards and gravity does 99% of the work.
>>17395422
You can point it straight up and eventually gravity will do 100% of the work.